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Phone Tap PODCAST: Want a Divorce Use the Force · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Jubles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with DUI
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  Speaker 1: it's no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one eight
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  Speaker 1: hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,
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  Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred d uy away.
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  Speaker 1: Proud supporters of Kubules phone taps one eight hundred dy away.
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  Speaker 1: It's another jubilas on the twenties. Tell me I'm moving
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  Speaker 1: eighty two point five. Hello all, I was looking for
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  Speaker 1: Brian's you got him? Hey, Brian, this is Seth McElroy
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  Speaker 1: and I work for the advertising agency that you just hired.
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  Speaker 1: How are you doing? Absolutely, I'm doing well. How are
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  Speaker 1: you guys? Not too bad? Hey, I know you're a
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  Speaker 1: busy guy. But my boss, who I think you spoke with,
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  Speaker 1: her name is Linda. Yes, yeah, she said I should
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  Speaker 1: contact you and run a few ideas by you for
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  Speaker 1: the ad. I had no idea you guys would come
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  Speaker 1: up with something so quickly. I'm excited to hear. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we work pretty quick, So let me just pitch it
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  Speaker 1: out there. I know you're busy, like I said, so
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  Speaker 1: first one, Yeah, it's a video of you sitting on
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  Speaker 1: a park bench in a suit holding a box of
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  Speaker 1: chocolate and then some sappy music is playing in the background,
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  Speaker 1: and then the camera gets really close to you. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: and get this, you say, winning a lawsuit with me
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  Speaker 1: is like a box of chocolate. Let me, I never
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  Speaker 1: know what that's. I kind of had an idea where
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  Speaker 1: you're going, that's that's that's not gonna work. No. Oh, well, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I thought that was a really funny, original idea. I
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  Speaker 1: thought that would be good original the Forest Gump rip
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  Speaker 1: off as original. Well, I've never seen a lawyer do
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  Speaker 1: it before, so yeah, this is not what I had
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  Speaker 1: in mind. So okay, no, no, no, no worries, no worries.
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  Speaker 1: We can get rid of that idea. I already think
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  Speaker 1: buy a box of chocolates in a suit because I
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  Speaker 1: thought you'd love it. But that's fine. You paid money
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  Speaker 1: for chocolates in a suit. Do you even know my size?
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  Speaker 1: You should ask me these things before you start doing that.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, well, like I said, that's on me, all right,
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  Speaker 1: my mistake. Let's get to the next pitch, though, because
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  Speaker 1: I got something that I know you're gonna love. It
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  Speaker 1: better be better than the first one, because that, oh,
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  Speaker 1: that's not working for sure. I think you're gonna love
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  Speaker 1: this one. So get this. Okay. You're on a boat
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  Speaker 1: and there's some scary music behind you. Dunna, dunna, dunn right, okay,
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  Speaker 1: and then as the camera gets closer to you, a
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  Speaker 1: stuffed shark jumps out of the water into your arms.
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  Speaker 1: And that's when you say, quote, if you're getting a divorce,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna need a bigger boat. That's the dumbest thing
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  Speaker 1: I've ever heard in my life. I mean, that doesn't
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  Speaker 1: make any sense. I don't think you get it. It's
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  Speaker 1: like the movie Jaws, A bigger boat. No, I gets
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  Speaker 1: your whole bitch here. You're you're you're doing the popular
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  Speaker 1: famous movie thing like that. That doesn't make sense. And also,
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  Speaker 1: can you choose a movie from this decade? You go
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  Speaker 1: Force Gump and then jobs. Okay, don't come on, all right,
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  Speaker 1: all right, all right, no worries. I have another idea
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  Speaker 1: for you. You spoke to Linda, I did you know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm kind of questioning why you're even involved in
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  Speaker 1: this project right now. Linda and I had a great
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  Speaker 1: meeting yesterday. I don't know what you're talking about. I
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  Speaker 1: think we're having a great meeting right now. This is
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  Speaker 1: not a great meeting. Kicking ideas back and forth. Right,
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  Speaker 1: that's what we're doing. I think it's really good. It's
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  Speaker 1: it's helping a lot. The only thing you're doing is
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  Speaker 1: kicking yourself. And because these are god awful ideas, can
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  Speaker 1: you just put Linda on the phone. I want to
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  Speaker 1: talk to your boss. You don't understand how you even
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  Speaker 1: get involved in I really don't want you to talk
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  Speaker 1: to her because if you do, we might get me
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  Speaker 1: in trouble. And then I'm gonna have to return the
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  Speaker 1: Wookie costume for my next idea. Any costume. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: was going to be a Star Wars steamed commercial. What
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  Speaker 1: are you thinking? I thought it would be a great
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  Speaker 1: way you as a Jedi. Oh what are you gonna
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  Speaker 1: have me do? Stand there with the lightsaber saying, oh,
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  Speaker 1: if you want a divorce, use the force. Whoa, that
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  Speaker 1: wasn't my idea. But wow, that is good. Well we'll
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  Speaker 1: take it and we will run with it. I was joking,
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  Speaker 1: you idiot. Well hold on, hang on a second. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't hear what you were saying, Linda, Linda, he likes
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  Speaker 1: the Star Wars one. We're running with that. Go ahead
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  Speaker 1: and set it up. I just told Linda I never
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  Speaker 1: said I liked the idea of being starcassy. Oh hitting me.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, all you're doing is picking up old movies
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  Speaker 1: and trying to blend them into divorce attorneying. It doesn't
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  Speaker 1: make any sense. I need to be taken serio. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I guess I should let you know this is a
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  Speaker 1: prank phone call. Then what are you talking about? This
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  Speaker 1: is actually Jewbil from brook and Jewil in the Morning
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Your co worker Tommy
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  Speaker 1: set you up. Oh my, oh my god, what would
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  Speaker 1: do that? He told me you were getting new commercials
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  Speaker 1: for your business and wanted me to come up with
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  Speaker 1: the worst ideas ever. Oh you didn't like any of those.
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  Speaker 1: You guys are gonna make me look stupid by giving
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  Speaker 1: me some dumb movie. Hey, well, you came up with
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  Speaker 1: the best one. If you're getting a divorce, you used
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  Speaker 1: the force. I think you really should think about that one.
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  Speaker 1: I think you should. Oh my god, wake up every
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  Speaker 1: morning with Jebil phone taps two point five