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Phone Tap: Don't Offend the Japanese Prince · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I have a few pet peeves that I think we
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  Speaker 1: all know about. Okay, bad tippers, why are you looking at? Also,
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  Speaker 1: bad singers don't look at me? At me of course,
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  Speaker 1: North American bakery owners who don't know basic mid century
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  Speaker 1: Japanese history. Why are you looking at anyone in this room? Well,
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  Speaker 1: luckily we're all safe there, but it's not easy to
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  Speaker 1: do all these phone pranks and find out what someone's
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  Speaker 1: weakness is. Luckily that's what one lady's husband told us,
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  Speaker 1: though she doesn't know anything about the history of Japan,
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  Speaker 1: and that sickens me. So we're gonna make this phone
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  Speaker 1: call very uncomfortable for her far east. Okay, it's her
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  Speaker 1: phone tap right now. It's another on the twenties the bakery.
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  Speaker 1: How may I help you? Hi? Are you the manager?
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  Speaker 1: I'm actually the owner? Oh oh you're you're Leah? Oh yes, Sam,
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  Speaker 1: So I know we never met before, but my name's
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  Speaker 1: Cal and I work for Foreign affairs. Foreign affairs. I'm
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  Speaker 1: calling because we recently invited the Crown Prince of Japan
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  Speaker 1: to come visit us, and while he's in town, we
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  Speaker 1: were going to show him some of the sites. Oh
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  Speaker 1: all right, and we wanted to give him a little
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  Speaker 1: taste of the local culture. So we were thinking maybe
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  Speaker 1: that could start at your bakery. Oh wow, thank you,
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  Speaker 1: that is awesome. Well, I would love to help you
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  Speaker 1: anyway I can, and just to go over the plan
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  Speaker 1: real quick. It'd be pretty simple. The Prince would come in,
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  Speaker 1: he'd taste a couple of your pastries, take some photos,
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  Speaker 1: and if he doesn't like something, then we're going to
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  Speaker 1: shut your store down. But just what, I don't think
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  Speaker 1: you can do that, Leah. No, no, I'm kidding. I'm killing
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  Speaker 1: just a little joke, but I'm nervous there. Yeah. So
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  Speaker 1: just before we lock this into the calendar, I have
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  Speaker 1: to ask you a few simple questions about you and
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  Speaker 1: your business. Sure, sure. Question one, do you have security
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  Speaker 1: cameras on the premises? Yes, we do. We have one
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  Speaker 1: at the front door and one in the back. That's
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  Speaker 1: what she said. What No, sorry, sorry, never mind? Oh
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  Speaker 1: excuse me. Yeah, let's get serious for a second and
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  Speaker 1: talk about Japanese culture. So who's your favorite emperor? Was
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  Speaker 1: it Fushahido from fourteen sixty four to fifteen hundred or
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  Speaker 1: you more of a Nori Yoshi fan the fourteenth century?
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  Speaker 1: You know, i'd have to say, I don't have an
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  Speaker 1: opinion on that. I'm sorry, what I guess I'm not
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  Speaker 1: up on my Jacknese culture. Are you joking? No? No,
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  Speaker 1: why would I have any clue about any of that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Everybody knows Fushahido was more benevolent while
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  Speaker 1: Nori Yoshi was a little more ruthless. Is that right? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: You want me to pick the benevolent one. Well, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I can't tell you who to pick, but I do
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  Speaker 1: promise you this one is going to offend the prince. Well,
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  Speaker 1: then I'm going to pick the one who won't offend
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  Speaker 1: the prince, aren't I? Okay, you know I can't give
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  Speaker 1: this away. Maybe we should just move on to the
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  Speaker 1: next question. Do you have a favorite Japanese movie? Because
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  Speaker 1: the Crown Prince is huge film buff? I do not. Again,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but I really I could look some of
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  Speaker 1: those up and pick one. Okay, See now I'm getting
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  Speaker 1: a little bit worried. I just pulled one up on
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  Speaker 1: my phone. How about crazy rich Asians? Does that sound okay? Oh? No, no,
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  Speaker 1: that's Singapore, that's not Japan. Oh did you go to
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  Speaker 1: public school? Is that what that is? Excuse me? You know,
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  Speaker 1: what does that have to do with anything. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: guessing your favorite TV show is probably not Jeopardy. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: you're more of a Fuller House type of gal. Have
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  Speaker 1: the Less Funny remake. I don't think I'll even respond
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  Speaker 1: to that. Do you have more questions for me? Because
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  Speaker 1: me not so much questions as tips and pointers, Like
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  Speaker 1: when the Prince comes, you need to make sure you're
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  Speaker 1: not scared, but also you're not too friendly. Well what
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  Speaker 1: does that even mean? I mean just the happy medium
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  Speaker 1: in between, like your bows need to be within the
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  Speaker 1: thirty six to thirty seven degrees forward range and make
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  Speaker 1: sure you're bending only at the waist from so specific.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know what that means. What does it
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  Speaker 1: even look like? Thirty six to thirty seven degrees? I
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  Speaker 1: don't even know. Okay, well you can look it up
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  Speaker 1: on YouTube and practice there. Just get like a protractor
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  Speaker 1: and measure the angle. I am the only one here
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  Speaker 1: right now at my business, and I don't really have
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  Speaker 1: time for all of this. When when was this supposed
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  Speaker 1: to happen? Because I don't think I can do this
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  Speaker 1: if I had. The Prince is coming in ninety minutes.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me, what you're going to ban the Crown Prince
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  Speaker 1: of Japan from coming in. No, I am fan. I
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  Speaker 1: am just turning down the opportunity to showcase my business
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  Speaker 1: with the prince because you have not given me sufficient time.
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  Speaker 1: I should have known this. Your husband did warn me
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  Speaker 1: about your severe lack of knowledge of the Asian culture.
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  Speaker 1: My husband's what Aaron? What? Yep, Aaron is the one
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  Speaker 1: that told me to call you and do this prank.
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  Speaker 1: Because my name's actually jeff from the radio show Brook
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh, thank god, you have
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  Speaker 1: no idea. How would we tell you right now? God,
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  Speaker 1: your husband set you up because he said your bakery's
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  Speaker 1: getting huge reviews online. When you want to have a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of fun with you about it? You because boy,
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  Speaker 1: I was really sweating it. You have no idea how
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  Speaker 1: nervous she did it is because of the public school education, right,
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  Speaker 1: A good one on my back. I put you through
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  Speaker 1: the phone. You got public school written all over you. Unfortunately. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that was really nice. That was nice. Weeke up every
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  Speaker 1: morning was still dad weekday mornings on the twenties, brooking
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning