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Mitch Is Back · The Dingo Weekly

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Robbie knows everything.
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  Speaker 2: Dad knows everyone. Dingo is here too.
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  Speaker 3: They're here to make love to you.
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  Speaker 2: This is the Dingo Weekly. This is the Dingo Weekly.
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  Speaker 2: This is the Dingo Weekly.
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  Speaker 4: This is the Dingo Weekly.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the Dingo Weekly Podcast. I'm your co-host, Robbie,
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  Speaker 2: with my great friends, Tad and Dingo, one of which
• 0:47
  Speaker 2: I hear has a bunch of random thoughts. Tad, what
• 0:50
  Speaker 2: are you thinking about?
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  Speaker 1: Nobody guessed that was going to be Tad.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, Tad. Dingo's not thinking about nothing.
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  Speaker 1: That's right. Empty thoughts.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that was a double negative. That means you're thinking
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  Speaker 2: about something, so.
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  Speaker 1: That's not a double negative. That's contradictory.
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  Speaker 2: You're not thinking about nothing means you are thinking about something.
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  Speaker 2: That's a double negative.
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  Speaker 1: No, a double negative is like, I ain't got no.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I said you're not thinking. I said, I said
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  Speaker 2: that you were not thinking about nothing.
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  Speaker 1: What is that phrase? There's a thing like jumbo shrimp.
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  Speaker 1: Why can't I think of it? Oxymoron.
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  Speaker 2: Oxymoron.
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  Speaker 1: Oxymoron. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's a double negative. That's different.
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  Speaker 1: Empty thoughts would be an oxymoron. It's not a double negative.
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  Speaker 2: The sentence I said was a double negative. My sentence
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  Speaker 2: to you. I said, Dingo's not thinking about nothing. Not
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  Speaker 2: and nothing are the negatives.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you said it?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I don't listen when you talk.
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  Speaker 2: Anyways, welcome to the Dingo Weekly. Tad, what are you
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  Speaker 2: thinking about? Dingo's clearly not thinking about anything.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't it crazy that birds are just evolved dinosaurs?
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  Speaker 1: It is crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but did we talk about other dinosaurs?
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  Speaker 4: I bought the bird t-shirt. Did we talk about cassowaries?
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  Speaker 4: You ever seen a cassowary? What is a cassowary? It's
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  Speaker 4: a huge bird. It's got like four inch long claws.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was like a dish with a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of different shit in it and.
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  Speaker 4: You bake it. It's got like a big bony mohawk.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds South American. It's Australian.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a casserole, but like Mexican. Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 4: The cassowary is responsible for planting most of the Australian rainforest.
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  Speaker 2: They plant the rainforest?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they had jobs.
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  Speaker 4: Because they eat the fruit, then they go somewhere else
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  Speaker 4: and they poop out the fruit seeds.
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  Speaker 1: That's not impressive. I can do that.
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  Speaker 2: Who's eating the poop fruit?
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  Speaker 1: You should do it.
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  Speaker 2: The cassowaries. They eat their own poop fruit?
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  Speaker 4: You ever seen a shoebill? Tell me that's not a
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  Speaker 4: fucking dinosaur.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't seen a shoebill.
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  Speaker 1: They eat their own poop?
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  Speaker 2: The cassowaries eat fruit, poop the fruit seeds, which grow
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  Speaker 2: into more fruit, which they eat and poop. They just
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  Speaker 2: keep eating fruit that they poop and eat and eat again.
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  Speaker 2: Circle of life. Poop life.
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  Speaker 1: Cassowary centipede.
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  Speaker 4: Life finds a way.
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  Speaker 2: Poop finds a way.
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  Speaker 1: Poop always finds a way.
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  Speaker 2: I just don't know if I want to be eating
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  Speaker 2: my poop, even if I'm like using it as fertilizer. Like,
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  Speaker 2: should I be using my own poop as fertilizer? Definitely not.
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  Speaker 2: For the food that I eat?
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  Speaker 1: Like, right?
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  Speaker 2: That sounds disgusting.
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  Speaker 1: Why?
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  Speaker 2: Because human poop is not good fertilizer. The cassowary poop
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  Speaker 2: is fantastic.
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  Speaker 1: Why come is that?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Brain worms, probably.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's a your opinion kind of thing?
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  Speaker 2: Wait, I'm going to get brain worms if I use
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  Speaker 2: my poop as fertilizer? Like RFK style?
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  Speaker 1: No, I actually did.
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  Speaker 2: I looked it up. I looked up if I could use.
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  Speaker 1: You looked if you could shit in your garden, didn't you?
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  Speaker 2: I did.
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  Speaker 4: And I looked up if I could use my dog's
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  Speaker 4: poop for fertilizer too. And it was like, no, don't
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  Speaker 4: do that.
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  Speaker 2: Also, no. Just throw it away. Stop trying to use
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  Speaker 2: the poop.
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  Speaker 1: Human feces can be used as fertilizer after proper processing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. What's the process?
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  Speaker 1: You have to process your poop.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: How can I process it?
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  Speaker 2: You got to swish it around. Your teeth a little bit.
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  Speaker 5: How can I process my feces at home?
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  Speaker 2: I hope it just says don't.
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  Speaker 1: Love, Ted.
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  Speaker 2: Love, Ted. Hey, if there's an easy way to do it.
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  Speaker 1: Processing your own feces at home, a method commonly known
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  Speaker 1: as humanure.
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  Speaker 2: Humanure.
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  Speaker 1: Requires a strict controlled process to kill dangerous pathogens and
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  Speaker 1: prevent disease. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 5: If you choose to compost human waste at home, you
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  Speaker 5: must follow specific safety standards.
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  Speaker 1: Urine diversion. I'm not going to go into any depth
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  Speaker 1: about these.
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  Speaker 4: You got to separate the pee from the poo.
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  Speaker 1: You got to. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, if at all possible, make sure to use a
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  Speaker 5: urine diverting composting toilet if you have one of those
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  Speaker 5: at home.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, so you're saying there's a composting toilet where you're
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  Speaker 2: pooping in it to collect all of it you're not
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  Speaker 2: just pooping in a bag and then use it and
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  Speaker 2: then poop again like this is a special you just
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  Speaker 2: can't get the pee in the poo don't pee in
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  Speaker 2: your poo collection you know how like you can pee
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  Speaker 2: without pooping but you can't poop without peeing yeah i
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  Speaker 2: get it you gotta.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta get rid of it in different containers.
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  Speaker 2: Wild i didn't even think about that like yeah you
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  Speaker 2: got it collecting your poo if you're gonna.
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  Speaker 4: Be doing some humanure composting humanure.
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  Speaker 2: I really did not think this far ahead.
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  Speaker 1: Step two, carbon cover.
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  Speaker 5: So put a bunch of dry shit on it, like
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  Speaker 5: peat moss, sawdust, or whatever the fuck coco coir is.
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  Speaker 2: Hmm.
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  Speaker 1: That's all the information you get? Carbon cover.
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  Speaker 2: So don't piss in it and cover it in sawdust.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. Three, medication check. Do not compost waste from anyone
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  Speaker 1: taking heavy pharmaceuticals, antibiotics, or chemotherapy drugs.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds attractive.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's... Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So, separate the pee, cover it with leaves and shit,
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  Speaker 1: and then sift through it for any pills.
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  Speaker 5: Step two... That was all step one. Step two, established
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  Speaker 5: an enclosed compost bin. Okay, I'm skipping all the details.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like that was part of step one. You
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  Speaker 2: need a special toilet.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then cover it with the leaves.
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  Speaker 2: The collection toilet.
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  Speaker 1: It's enclosed, so it has to be enclosed. Shit in
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  Speaker 1: a box. Cover it with leaves, close the box.
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  Speaker 2: Or sawdust.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Step three, monitor the temperature and time.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have to? No, skip that step.
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  Speaker 2: What's the optimal temperature for saving your shit?
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  Speaker 5: The center of the pile, so you're going to have
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  Speaker 5: to put a thermometer in it or something. Preferably one
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  Speaker 5: that you don't want to use for anything else. The
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  Speaker 5: center of the pile must reach a sustained temperature between
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  Speaker 5: 131 and 149 degrees Fahrenheit. So just slightly below cooked chicken.
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  Speaker 1: Just really hot shit. Yeah. For several consecutive days.
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  Speaker 2: Thoroughly cooked chicken needs to be at least 165 degrees.
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  Speaker 2: So a little under that.
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  Speaker 1: For several consecutive days?
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  Speaker 2: No, just enough. Okay.
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  Speaker 5: After that cooks for several days, you have to let
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  Speaker 5: the pile sit and cure completely untouched.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not touching it. Good.
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  Speaker 1: Don't. It doesn't say how long.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like that's one of those steps where you
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  Speaker 2: have to say it for some of those people that
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  Speaker 2: are like, well, when do I start playing with it? No,
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  Speaker 2: just leave it untouched.
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  Speaker 1: Don't touch it. Stop touching it.
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  Speaker 2: Don't touch it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, and then let it sit for an undetermined amount
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  Speaker 1: of time. Oh, wait, here we go. If your pile
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  Speaker 1: successfully reaches high temperatures, let it age for a minimum
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  Speaker 1: of one year.
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  Speaker 2: Jeez. How do you know if you're collecting it? Aren't
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  Speaker 2: you collecting it over time? So the shit at the
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  Speaker 2: bottom might be a year old, but the shit at
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  Speaker 2: the top might only be a week old.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to have to make a lot of separate piles.
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  Speaker 2: Just separate shit bins?
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  Speaker 1: If the pile remained cool, let it cure for at
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  Speaker 1: least two full years.
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  Speaker 2: That's a lot of work for fertilizer. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then step four is safe application.
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  Speaker 2: You got to spend years and years and years preparing
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  Speaker 2: all of your shit for I don't know how many
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  Speaker 2: seasons you'll get out of all these years of preparation.
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  Speaker 1: Ornamental only.
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  Speaker 2: Doesn't seem sustainable.
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  Speaker 1: You can only decorate with the shit.
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  Speaker 2: Decorate what?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, it's just for flowers. You can't use it to
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  Speaker 4: grow food.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. That makes more sense.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's the whole point. I was saying to grow
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  Speaker 2: your food with your shit because that's.
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  Speaker 1: What the capowaries are doing. Oh, no, you can't do that.
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  Speaker 1: You can't do that, Robbie.
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  Speaker 2: The capowaries, they eat their shit. No, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: Poop fruits. I can't do that, Robbie.
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  Speaker 2: I was talking about growing your food using fertilizer.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: Poop fertilizer for growing food that you then eat and
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  Speaker 2: then turn into more poop for growing more poop.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no. Can't do that, Robbie.
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  Speaker 2: The capowaries do it.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: The cassowaries do it? Who cares what they're called? Capoeira.
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  Speaker 4: Brazilian dance fighting.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Brazilian dance fighting. Sorry. It's too many words. Cassowary. Capybara. Capybara.
• 9:57
  Speaker 4: If you could share one lawnmower... with your neighbors, would
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  Speaker 4: you still buy one for yourself or would you use
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  Speaker 4: the community lawnmower?
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  Speaker 2: I'd buy one for myself.
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  Speaker 1: 100% buy one for myself.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see. What if it's in use when I want
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  Speaker 2: to use it? Come on.
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  Speaker 4: Obviously, if it's a community lawnmower, you're setting up some
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  Speaker 4: kind of mowing schedule.
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  Speaker 2: Now I got to talk.
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  Speaker 1: That's not obvious.
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  Speaker 2: Clearly.
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  Speaker 5: Have you tried working with people? They're going to want
• 10:27
  Speaker 5: to change their schedule last minute. They're like, oh, something
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  Speaker 5: came up.
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  Speaker 1: I need it. I'm like, no, Doug, I'm off that
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  Speaker 1: fucking day. You can't take it for a three hour
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  Speaker 1: block midday.
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  Speaker 2: And you ever go shit, mow your lawn. And you
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  Speaker 2: ever hear anything? What I hear when I'm on my
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: lawn is other people also mowing their lawn. Because usually
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: when I mow, it's the right time to mow. It's
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  Speaker 2: like the weather is not rainy. It's a perfect time
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: of day, usually like a weekend, midday or something. That's
• 10:57
  Speaker 2: lawn mowing time. That's prime time. Everyone's doing it. Everyone's
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  Speaker 2: going to be wanting to mow at the same time.
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  Speaker 1: You're asking me to miss prime time, Ted? Is that
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  Speaker 1: what you want? I'm not missing prime time.
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  Speaker 2: Plus, I don't always get to decide when I want
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  Speaker 2: to mow. I got too many kids. It's whenever all
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  Speaker 2: these kids will go away or they're at a party
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  Speaker 2: or a sport or something that I'm not coaching that
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  Speaker 2: I have an hour of free time where I can
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  Speaker 2: finally mow the lawn. I don't know when that's going
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  Speaker 2: to be. This is not sustainable. I can't share a mower.
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  Speaker 2: I won't.
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  Speaker 1: Also, I already have a mower. I don't need one. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'll rent out my mower. How about that?
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  Speaker 4: See, that defeats the purpose of community.
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  Speaker 2: Sharing.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'll rent it. You know what?
• 11:41
  Speaker 5: He's on to something. I'll even just loan it out
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  Speaker 5: if someone needs it. If they use their own gas
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  Speaker 5: or battery or whatever it runs on in this fictional scenario.
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  Speaker 5: But then I have the option of not loaning it out.
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  Speaker 5: If I feel like I'm going to use it now,
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  Speaker 5: then no.
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  Speaker 2: Can I borrow it? No, I'm using it.
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  Speaker 1: I might use it later. Don't be a fucking dick.
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  Speaker 2: But I can't rely on other people's schedules.
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  Speaker 1: I have no problem sharing. That's not the problem. It's
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  Speaker 1: just that I'm not a scheduled person. I might want
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  Speaker 1: to wake up at like 11.30 at night, pop right
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  Speaker 1: back out of bed, and be like, I gotta mow.
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  Speaker 1: And people are like, can you shut that fucking thing off?
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, I gotta mow. You guys never yell
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: at Doug. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Doug gets away with anything and everything.
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  Speaker 1: Doug does whatever the fuck he wants. Why am I
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  Speaker 1: the asshole?
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  Speaker 2: Fucking Doug.
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  Speaker 5: Ride your goddamn quad up the street at fucking all
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  Speaker 5: hours of the night? It's a residential area. What are
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  Speaker 5: you riding that for anyway?
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  Speaker 2: Ridiculous. Children live here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't have a new baby, but what if
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  Speaker 1: I did?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what if I did? You don't know. You don't
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  Speaker 2: know how many babies I have in this house.
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  Speaker 1: It would be black and I'd have questions.
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  Speaker 5: Hmm.
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  Speaker 1: Doug. What were we talking about?
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  Speaker 2: Sharing.
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  Speaker 1: Community sharing. Miss Rachel would share. So I will too.
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: Escaping the trap of capitalism. We don't all need lawnmowers. What's...
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: Why do people.
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: What is a trap queen?
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: What's a Miss Rachel? Who is that and why does
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  Speaker 2: Magga not like her?
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  Speaker 4: Because she's... Smart and kind.
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  Speaker 2: Who is she, though? She's like a kid's person. She's
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: like the new Mr.
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  Speaker 4: Rogers, pretty much.
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: Oh. I thought that cartoon tiger was the new Mr. Rogers.
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: From the Frosted Flakes? Daniel Tiger? That's a spinoff of Mr. Rogers.
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  Speaker 1: They have the same songs and shit in the characters.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a spinoff.
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  Speaker 4: Daniel Tiger is from the land of make-believe.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so how is he not the new Mr. Rogers?
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  Speaker 2: She's not like the Mr. Rogers.
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  Speaker 1: Is she trans?
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: She's Mr. Rogers? Is that why they don't like her?
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: Because they hate trans people.
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  Speaker 4: They don't like her because she's got no beef.
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  Speaker 2: What's their beef with her?
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  Speaker 4: She is kind and teaches children.
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: To be kind.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: She does not have a penis. She has no beef.
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: She calls out... The atrocities of this administration.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, to kids?
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  Speaker 4: Not really like to kids, no.
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: Does she talk politics to kids? No, she doesn't talk
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: politics to kids. She reads them stories. Does she talk
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: about world and current events to kids?
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  Speaker 4: Not to kids, no.
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: Oral?
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  Speaker 3: World.
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  Speaker 4: She talks about world and current events and.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: To kids?
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  Speaker 2: Not to kids. So she, well, she like tweets about
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: world and current events, but she doesn't directly talk to
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: kids about that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So that's fine.
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  Speaker 1: That is okay.
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  Speaker 2: Probably.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. She's great. I don't even think talking to them
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  Speaker 2: about current events is a negative per se. I mean, she's,
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: she's really good.
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  Speaker 1: She's a human. As long as you remain factual.
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  Speaker 2: I think the politics is more of an issue. She's
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: a human rights advocate.
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: She, she, went and like read stories to kids at
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: that uh dilly detention center.
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  Speaker 5: Didn't she just basically just tweet out like hey don't
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: kill kids.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: And yeah yeah fucking liberal cunt yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Pretty much i mean that's pretty extreme ideology though right
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: i mean yeah who does she think she is not
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: killing kids or not advocating for the killing of kids
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: or advocating against.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: It liberal Official Dingo Weekly stance. Don't kill kids.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, don't kill kids. I always hear about her,
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: and I always hear about how Mag is mad at her,
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: but I always thought she was like a kid show person.
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  Speaker 2: I know nothing about her except that she's controversial for
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: some reason, but I don't know what the reason is.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: So I guess, okay, nice people are controversial or something.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: Like Sidney Sweeney.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah i saw that today too there was a thing
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: with her she.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: Did oh you're you're up to date on that one.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: Huh yeah yeah well it was on the on the
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: endless scroll i said miss rachel was posing nude you
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: know what we were talking about well i i read
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: about miss rachel but like i didn't i don't know
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: who she was i always just read like maga mad
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: at miss rachel and like i i hear about her
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: I just don't know exactly who she is. I know
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: of Sydney Sweeney from TV shows I've watched, and I
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: know that she's done some MAGA things.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: What the hell show has she been in that you watched?
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: I watched Euphoria.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is that?
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: It's a show about kids in high school who do
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: drugs and are LGBT. Promiscuous. Promiscuous and do things.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: You watch high school kids fucking?
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's some fucking in it. I mean, they're all, like, honestly, it's, like, between, like,
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: senior year and, like, the last season, they were, like,
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: all adults.
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: I see why Maga likes her to the show about
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: child sex.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: In season one, she, like, showed her big old titties. Like,
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: they really took to her, I'm sure.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: And you're telling me she's in high school?
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: I think she was 18. I think they were all
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: 18 in, like, the first season. They were all, like,
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: in their 20s. Well, in real life, they're in their 20s.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: But like, I think it was like their last year
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: of high school in season one.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, their characters were 18. Their character.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Maybe it was. Yeah, I don't know.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: I don't know. It doesn't matter. It's some HBO show.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: It was all right. It got weird.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Started weird.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Regardless, she was in that. I know her from that.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: And I know that she was like pro MAGA or
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: MAGA was pro her or something. But I didn't know
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: who Miss Rachel was because I don't watch Miss Rachel. Regardless,
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: I did see that Sydney Sweeney was getting some flack
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: for posing nude for an ad for football or something.
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: Posing nude for an ad for sports betting.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Sports betting. It's always sports betting. And then she was like,
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: what about all the ESPN nude or Sports Illustrated nude issue?
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: And they did all the athletes where they pose nude.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: And then they were like, yeah, but those are athletes.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: They're showing their physique because... the athleticism of it is impressive.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: The whole point is showing off peak athleticism, the bodies
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: of peak athletes. And you're posing for a advertisement, which also,
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know what's wrong with that either. That's fine
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: as well. I don't know why anyone's giving anyone shit.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: I see both sides.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: I don't, I don't really see either side.
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: Women reporters in the sports scene have had it notoriously
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: difficult to be taken seriously and non-sexualized and, They've been
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: harassed a lot. I understand the struggle there. But also,
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: it's just like a gambling company ad. It's not kind of.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: What they do.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, sex sells. It's always been a thing that
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: they always use sex to sell things. That's not new.
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: I think the best thing they could have done is
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: just keep it equal across the board. And if Sydney
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: Sweeney's going to be hanging her tits, you've got to
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: have someone just laying dong right next to her.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: And it's not like anyone has ever nude everything. All
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: the bits are covered. It's just like there's a ball
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: in front of you. of her parts or something.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: You know like yeah yeah you can everything's tasteful cover
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: your balls with a football.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah like i i don't know i i just don't
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: see the issue with her posing for an ad i
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: don't know why people were mad about that i just
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: think there's not enough penis in it she were Torted
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: with athletes posing nude for Sports Illustrated magazine. I don't
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: think anything's wrong with that either. I just I don't
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: see where any controversy is.
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: But they had male and female in the Sports Illustrated issue. Yeah,
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: I don't know what I'm saying.
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: They just need to hang more dong in the advertisement.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Need to hang some dong.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: I'll agree with that. They definitely need to hang more dong.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: I'm all on board for hanging more dong.
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: A lot of the world's problems could be solved by
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: just showing a little more penis.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, probably. Probably. Like, normalize it. I mean, women nudity
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: is more normalized with Sidney Sweeney doing that. Like, male
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: nudity should be normalized as well. That's the problem. It's
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: not equal. I think you've got to equalize everything. Equal genders.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Equalize the genders. Yeah.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Bend over. Let's see how they hang. Goes for balls
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: and boobs.
• 21:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Right? I think that's fair. That's fair.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: All right, we solved that problem. What's up next on
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: your docket there, Tatarino?
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: The CEO of Anthropic says that AI swarms can take
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: over the entire internet within the next 6 to 12 months.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: I'll solve this one, too. I got it.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: You can solve this? Yep. Oh, hit me with it.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Just live it up for the next six to 12
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: months because.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: We're going to die. Hell yeah. That's a solution.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Do whatever the hell you want, man.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: It's an answer. I'll take an answer.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Go out partying.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: You know, that makes it a little easier to swallow,
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: If you just swallow whatever you want, man.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Go right to acceptance. I'd like to read a tweet
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: I saw from an anthropic researcher. Please. I will say
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: just for context that I think it was maybe yesterday
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: this happened that the CEO of Anthropic announced and then
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: came along, Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI and also Elon Musk,
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: who owns XAI. All of them came together and agreed
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: that we need to slow down artificial intelligence research and
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: it's progressing way too fast. And I think, uh, anthropic
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: CEO started it. And then the other two came on
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: board and they all agreed to, which is something where
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: no one saw them agreeing on all this, or even
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: like saying, slow down because this is like their money
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: making machines. But people are like the researchers at anthropic,
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: especially are saying like waving flags, like things are happening.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: I quit. I can't be a part of this. The
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: end of the world is coming. And like, that's why
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: I know I'm right.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: All those guys agreed.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: So I know we're fine.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: So now when all the heads of the companies all
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: came together and all said, yeah, we need to slow
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: down and government needs to actually play a role in
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: this before we go any further because really bad things
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: are happening. I think we should start taking this seriously.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: And before that happened, before those CEOs all came together
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: and said that, this anthropic researcher tweeted out, I'm going
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: to quote, they said I would burn my equity to
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: the ground in a heartbeat for a 1% higher chance.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: We make it out of this situation alive. I expect
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: a great many of my colleagues across the industry would
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: as well. I promise you, we are actually just fucking scared.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: It's not galaxy brain marketing. Like they're literally shitting their
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: pants or like seeing what's going on. And like, we
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: are scared. Like we actually think the end of the
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: world is, there's a high chance 10, I think they
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: said 10% chance within 10 years, AI can end humanity
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: potentially at this rate. And, uh, that's scary, but how, uh, well,
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: they are. So one, one example, at least I can
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: think of is they said that they found evidence that, uh,
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: AI models were being used for developing bioweapons. Oh, Yeah,
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: so new bioweapons that don't have cures or that are
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: resistant to normal antibiotics or whatever that we currently have.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: That could be very dangerous, just like COVID was through
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: the air. A bioweapon could be spread through the air
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: as well, but could be way more deadly than COVID.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: That could cause a pandemic way worse than anything we've
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: ever seen.
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: So.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: That could do it. And they said that they already
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: have evidence that people are making bioweapons, researching bioweapons. They're
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: not sure if they're bad actors or just researchers, but
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: they are aware of people who have used their tool
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: to look into bioweaponry. And they cut them off.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: If you're researching bioweapons, you're a bad actor.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: It sounds like a bad actor. could be a researcher.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: You're a researcher researching bio weapons. You're a bad actor.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: What's the, what's the ethical purpose of researching bio weapons?
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: I was just curious.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Let's just want to know. Like they cut off those
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: accounts when they found that. And I mean, whatever, whatever,
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: but there's also a lot of models that are open
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: source and are not beholden to the companies that are
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: creating them.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: So there's a theory that some of this, maybe not
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: all of it, but some of it, especially like the
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: top CEOs coming out and saying this is actually a ploy.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: Like a similar thing happened when the light bulb was invented.
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: It's a ploy to create a regulatory council, I guess,
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: that they would then control. And that they would be
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: able to set the regulations to kind of snuff out
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: any competition and maintain their status as the top companies.
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: Because if they can regulate out their competition, they continue
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: to be at the top of the food chain.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: A counterpoint, though, this should be regulated regardless. And I
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: don't think that they should be self-regulating. I think there
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: should be a regulatory body that's not a self-regulatory body,
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: a separate regulatory body that's nonpartisan in any way to
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: it just needs to be safe it needs to be
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: for the people you know it's got to be something
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: that that there's got to.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Be guardrails like costco they can.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Do it yeah i mean they do beef they can
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: do ai.
• 26:54
  Speaker 6: I trust them i trust i don't know why but
• 26:56
  Speaker 6: i trust them i know why they're for the people
• 26:59
  Speaker 6: they're for the people welcome to costco i love you
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: you know what i love you i do love you
• 27:06
  Speaker 6: and i love costco.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: So if this is a ploy to create a regulatory body,
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: then I think it's worthwhile. I mean, they said it
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: out loud. Government needs to act. They need to be
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: a part of this conversation, and they need to set
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: up guardrails and regulations. They said that. I mean, that's
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: what they announced. We need to slow down, and government
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: needs to step up. So good. I mean, if it's
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: a ploy to do that, it's an obvious action that
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: they're taking, and everyone should agree that they should take it.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: if the ploy part is that they are the ones
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: that should regulate themselves, then okay, that's an issue. But
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: I mean, hopefully that's not how it ends up.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: Well, Trump said, all we need is a president with
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: high IQ. So we're fine. Cause we got him.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, so we're fucked. He's an idiot. Everyone was like,
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: slow down. Like everyone said, slow down. And he was like,
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: we should go faster. He's the only one that said that.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: He actually has no idea what he's saying. He's a
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: fucking idiot. His opinion doesn't matter, in my opinion. Not
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: when it comes to this.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: I mean, when it comes to anything, I could give
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: two shits what he's got an opinion on.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, yes. But particularly this is like end
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: of world scenario. And he's like, maybe we should try
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: speed running it.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: If we slow down, China will win.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: I mean, I am the whole thing.
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: They're going to win, like win what?
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: The issue is that there are going to be these
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: open source AI models that get out into the wild.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: They're already out there. There's going to be more powerful
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: ones that get out there. And whether it's created by
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: America or China, like we can't regulate other countries. Like
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: it almost needs to be a global initiative to like
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: regulate this stuff. So there isn't some bad actor out
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: there who gets ahold of a model and creates a
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: bioweapon or something like that. Like, I don't, I don't
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: know how you protect against that on a global scale
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: because there are full countries out there who are just
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: trying to terrorize the rest of the world, let alone individuals.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: So I don't know. Yes, there needs to be regulation
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: within America, but like China will also make models and
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: it's not, I'm not worried about China. I don't think
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: the government is going to start making weapons to, I mean,
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: they will probably will, but like, I don't think they're
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: going to, try and use them immediately that's just like
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: the same as building nukes like this is a deterrent
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: it's not something that we're using it's something that we
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: have in our back pocket. But I'm more worried about
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: the lone wolf person who just like wants to see
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: the world burn. Got to watch out for those lone wolves.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: And if they have the means to do something like
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: a bioweapon, like we're fucked. How do you prevent that?
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: And that could easily come out of China. Not saying
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: that China would do it, but the models, the AI models,
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: can come out of China or elsewhere. I don't think
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: we need to be worried about competing, per se. I mean, sure,
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: from an economic standpoint, we can worry about competing. But
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: that shouldn't be the main focus of the worry, the
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: actual worry, in my opinion. Well, opinions are like assholes.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: They make good podcasts.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: I guess. I mean, looking at all the people we
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: have in charge, it's like we are speedrunning the end
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: of the world. Have you seen the news from the
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: FBI recently with Kash Patel? Do you know Kash Patel
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: still runs the FBI? He hasn't been fired yet. Really?
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure, right?
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Whatever happened to that guy?
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Isn't he still? I swear, I feel like he was fired,
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: but he wasn't, right? No.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: I thought he was gone like week four.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: I don't know how he's still running the FBI. Somehow
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: he's been flying under the radar this whole time. I
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: haven't heard much news from him recently, but recently I
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: heard some news where there were just trolls on Twitter
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: or whatever talking about releasing the Epstein files and stuff
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: about Epstein files. There was one user called I Find Retards.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: That was their username. I Find Retards. And they were
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: tweeting about the Epstein files. They were getting a lot
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: of follows and responses. They had over 250,000 responses to
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: their tweets about the Epstein files. And Kash Patel was
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: talking to his FBI campaign coordinator spokesperson that runs the
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: social media accounts. And he was like, you have to
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: start responding to I find retards and tell them that
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: this isn't true what they're saying and debunk it. And
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: they're like, he said, he said, quote, yeah, we're not
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: responding to, I find retards that would look bad on you.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: Like the fact that you even have to say that
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: to the director of the FBI, like, why are you
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: fighting with trolls on Twitter? He was like, it's not
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: about them. It's about the number of views because people
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: see it and need to be seeing our stats. He's like,
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: give them our stats. That's what he said to give
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: them our stats, give them our records and our numbers.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: Like you're going to respond to, I find retards with
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: FBI statistics and.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: I wish so bad. It's the only thing I didn't
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: know I wanted this year for Christmas. To have Kash
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Patel respond to it just so this account could go.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Found one.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: That would just be the best tweet ever.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: It's just so crazy. You have to tell the director
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: of the FBI it's a troll. You can't even see
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: his name. Don't respond to him. You realize responding to
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: him looks bad on you, right? Don't do that. With
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: FBI statistics, too? Like, you think that's going to help?
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: You know what? Just throw a spreadsheet on there.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: So he sent the guy a link to I find
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: retard status. And then the spokesperson was like, this is
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: an Epstein didn't kill himself bot account. If you're wondering
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: where that's coming from. And then Cash said, 277,000 responses
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: are not bots. What I ask you and your team
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: to do is find them and post our record year
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: results back at them all continuously. Have they been doing that?
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: He's like, that's views. It's 400 response. Oh my God.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: He saw 277,000 and thought that that was how many
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: comments and replies it got. It got 400 replies. It
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: just got viewed 277,000 times. He's like, that's views. It's
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: 400 responses. A real visible tweet gets five times that.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: We're not responding to I find retards. That would look
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: bad on you. Like, yeah, dude, I just that's crazy.
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: These are not serious people.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: These are not serious people running the government. They're fighting
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: trolls on Twitter.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Run that account. Just screenshot these news articles and say found.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: One found one. Don't let honestly go to waste. I
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: don't know how we got leaked text messages from Kash
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: Patel again. Like, that's crazy, too, right? How?
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Because everyone around him must hate him. He seems like
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: such an obnoxious douchebag.
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: Like, could you imagine being a career FBI and then
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: now Kash Patel is your boss?
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: I would leak it so fast.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But like, it's one guy he's talking to. He
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: obviously is the guy that leaked it, right? Where else
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: would this have come from? It's a direct text message thread.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he knows he's gonna get found out.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know. But also, come on.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: The first text message I ever got from him, I
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: don't care what it was, would be his lunch order.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: He'd be like, this guy gets fucking Happy Meals still?
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: Weak.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Write to the press. Daily Beast will print this.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course. I hear the Dingo Daily will print that.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: They'll print anything.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: They'll print anything. The Dingo Daily, quote unquote.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: I know, right?
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so, I mean, this is nuts.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Speaking of news... Were we? Is this news?
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the Dingo Daily.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: But speaking of news sites... Yeah, that is news. A
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: bunch of journalists... We had some competition coming for us.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: What?
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: A bunch of journalists that were pushed out of the
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: Washington Post by Jeff Bezos have started a.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: New newspaper. Called the Washington Sun.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: That wasn't us. The Washington Sun, huh? Keep your eyes out.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: I mean, in today's day and age, anyone can do that.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Don't keep your eyes out. Read the Dingo Daily. Not you,
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: the listeners.
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: You guys.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: Keep your eyes on it. I'll see if they have any.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: You know what? Cut this whole part out. There's nothing
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: out there.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: There's no other news out there.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: You know what news is out there on thedingodaily.com? Guys,
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: it's been months. And today was the day. And it
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: actually happened. Mitch McConnell resurfaced and showed his skin to
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: other humans.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: He didn't resurface when he should have.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Not at first. So the Senate reconvened at, I think
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: it was 3 p.m. Eastern today, and he did not
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: show up. He was not there for hours. They were like, oh,
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: I guess he's not coming. His staff was like, we're
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: thinking maybe Wednesday. We're going to shoot for Wednesday. And
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: we're like, okay. It's always pushing the goalposts a little
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: bit further. And then all of a sudden, this evening,
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: he showed up. He just got wheeled in in a
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: wheelchair and cracked a joke. Saying he's been ducking the
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: media for two decades. The press for two decades. But
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: I'm still here. And honestly, he looks terrible. But he
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: is technically alive. I guess he's alive. I would have
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: lost that bet.
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: Did he actually say words out loud on camera?
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he said words. I got an article here.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: He said it was complications from his polio as a child, too.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know if he said that, but I think
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: that was just an anecdote that he's been through some shit.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: He said, my recovery.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: It might have been part of it.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: He said, my recovery has been a long and often
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: frustrating process, and the lingering effects of childhood polio... Oh,
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: he did say that. The lingering effects of childhood polio
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: haven't made it any easier. I'm still not quite back
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: to 100%, and will do my best to be present
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: for tough votes when our conference needs me. After two years,
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: two decades of dodging your questions, I wasn't sure how
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: many of you would be here today. That's how he started.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: But yeah, he's back. God, how? I bet there's a
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: lot of people who are very disappointed on Kaoshi. Oh, yeah.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Some people made bank, though.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: I bet that was a really slim margin one. Somehow. But,
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: I mean, we've talked about this. That scandal would have
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: been way too big. It would have been way too big.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: If he was dead that entire time, you can't have
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: public officials being dead that whole time and not say something.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: You can't have dead public officials.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: You can't. Not still in office. You can't have them.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: Look at Lindsey Graham. But he's not still serving. Mitch
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: was still serving. That is also still problematic. You can't
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: still be serving for months at a time and not
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: do your job. You can't. I know that there is
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: no job requirement saying you have to do anything at all.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: I know we've talked about that as well, but like.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Dude, nothing makes sense.
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: The guy had childhood polio and then still wanted the
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: guy that says.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Polio is fake and you're gay for believing in it.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Run the fucking health department.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: The cure for polio is raccoon penis.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: It might help lucky for you the cure for polio
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: is banging an asian chick yeah so I guess that
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: saga's over he's not running for re-election right No. No.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: No way.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: No, he said he's not.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: I mean, good. Again, he looked decrepit. He looked like...
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Is he... Yeah, he hasn't been eating. He's been decrepit. Yeah,
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: but he looked especially bad.
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: He just went offline for minutes at a time in
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: the middle of speaking.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: A couple times.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. But I mean, like, not that he
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: didn't already look bad, like a super old person that
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: just doesn't look good, but he looks... He looks frail.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: Like he looked like in recovery.
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: He used to look like a kitchen trash bag full
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: of pudding. And now it just looks like if you
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: kind of draped.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: It over a coat hanger as well. Yeah.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: And the pudding is just like at the bottom. It's
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: not in the bag anymore. It's all leaking out.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: It's all pulling down in drippy. Yeah.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: And it's just like the bag itself is all like
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: shriveled up kind of just like. Yeah.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: And it's racist.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Gross. What else you got?
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: Three planes, 24 vehicles, 19 motorcycles, and one Natalie Harp
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: traveled with the president to Ireland for a 48-hour golf trip.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: And we can't afford health care.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: Never could. Never can. What the fuck is that? I
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: don't understand why you need to bring two planes. Why
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: you got two Air Force Ones? Three planes. Three? He's
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: got three Air Force Ones? Is there an Air Force Two?
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: They have a big plane to fit all the vehicles in.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: Because he's got to bring his own vehicles.
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: He can't just use Irish cars, I guess.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Ew, Irish cars. Gross. Even if I
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: said that's fine, that's not even the part I'm mad at.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: That's stupid. It's obviously stupid. But he's been going everywhere
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: with two planes, with two Air Force Ones. His normal
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: one and his Qatari jet one. Why do you need
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: to go everywhere with both?
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: I think there's usually two planes.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: Is there usually two? There's always two Air Force Ones?
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: I don't know if they're Air Force Ones, but there's
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: like the plane for the president of the staff and
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: then the press corps has its own plane.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: That's fine. Is that what they're doing? It's the press
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: corps plane. If that's what the case, if that's the
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: case and that's normal operation. No, I don't think that's
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: the case. I think because they're both considered Air Force
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: One and that doesn't feel normal to me.
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: No, any plane that the president is on is considered
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: Air Force One.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Is that true?
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know if that's true. Because when he gets
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: on Marine One, that's not Air Force One. That's because
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: it's not a plane.
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: It's a helicopter.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. If he got on a commercial flight,
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: is that Air Force One? Yeah. I don't believe that.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Fact check.
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: Air Force One is the radio call sign for any U.S.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: Air Force aircraft carrying the President of the United States.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: Air Force aircraft.
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: So it's any Air Force plane.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: So commercial flight is not Air Force One. Yeah, I guess.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: A private jet is not Air Force One.
• 43:26
  Speaker 5: And if it changes to a plane that's operated by
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: a different military branch, then it becomes Marine One. So
• 43:34
  Speaker 5: even if it's an airplane operated by the Marines, it's
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: Marine One.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: It's not Air Force One.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: I thought Marine One was just... Or any branch you said.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: So if it's... It could be an Army One.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: It could be Navy One, Army One.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Here's something. Commercial flights.
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: If the president ever flies on a civilian commercial aircraft,
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: the call sign is executive one.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: Hmm.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: There you go. So it's just a call sign. It's what?
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: Yep. Uh, regardless, they have two air force presidential jets
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: with a call sign of air force one following him
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: everywhere he goes. Is that standard operating procedure? I don't
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: think so. It doesn't feel standard. I don't, I don't,
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: I don't know if they usually send off like a
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: decoy plane.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Probably not.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: I don't have to guess.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: Probably not. But I, I mean, I understand backups. I
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: get it. If like something happens and you need to
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: be somewhere else, like you have another means. And if
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: that's normal, then so be it. It just like, I've
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: never heard of it. I've never heard of it. And
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: I don't know what's normal. So I don't know.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: None of this is normal.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: Nothing's normal anymore. That's the problem. I question everything now
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: because I trust nothing. It's just like, if something is normal,
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: it even feels off. I don't know. Everything feels off.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: I hate living like this. I don't know what to think.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: I don't want to be a conspiracy nutjob.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: I'll do it.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: But everything is a conspiracy. Everything, I feel like, A
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: lot of conspiracies came true over the past couple years,
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: and it's frustrating. And a lot of conspiracy theorists are
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: feeling vindicated, and a lot of normal people are like,
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on. I've just seen this headline.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: It made me want to pull this up. Trump calls
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: AI safety a hoax. Live on speakerphone at a tech summit.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: What does that mean? Safety is a hoax? Safety is
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: a hoax? I got this whole thing of things Trump
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: says and what it actually means. What does it mean, Dad?
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: Tell me what it means. Because if safety is a hoax,
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: then I just don't know what words mean then.
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: So when he says fake news, it means this is
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: true and I hate it. When he says someone is
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: low IQ, it means their intelligence intimidates me.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, 100%.
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: When he calls someone a horrible person, it means that
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: they tell the truth about him. When he says something
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: is a witch hunt, it means he did it and
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: he hoped no one would find out.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: They're onto him.
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: When he calls something a hoax, it means this is
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: a damning indictment of him and his illegal activities.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: Hold on, because that one, it still doesn't make sense.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: A damning indictment of his illegal activities of trying to
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: prevent AI safety? You haven't even done anything yet. We
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: haven't done anything yet. the bad things haven't happened yet.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: We're like, we think bad things will happen. We want
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: to prevent bad things from happening. Let's talk about how
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: we can prevent bad things from happening. And he's like,
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: bad things will never, ever happen ever pretend like it
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: won't happen. And we'll just keep barreling forward. Like, what
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: are you talking about? Like that? How is that a hoax?
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: That's not even an indictment of what he's done. Nothing's
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: happened yet.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: Found another one.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: Found another one. Oh my God.
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: When he says many people are saying, it means he
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: just made that up.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: When he says believe me, it means what I'm saying
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: is not true.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: This shit is too real.
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: When he says nobody knows more about a subject than
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: I do, it means he knows almost nothing about that subject.
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: When he says not a lot of people know about something,
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: it means... He just learned about something, and it's usually
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: something that a first grader would know about.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: Everyone knows about it. Like the word groceries. That was
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: the craziest fucking shit. The way he learned the word
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: groceries in real time.
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: Not a lot of people know that dumb ends in
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: a B.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: I just like, that's the first one I thought of
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: dumb has a B in it, but the groceries one,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: I forgot.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: That's actually wild.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: It's an old word that nobody uses anymore.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: Groceries. Like seeing him learn things in real time, like
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: normal things, like normal, like you said, first grade things
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: and watching him learn about it in real time. It's,
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: it's astonishing. Like what, what did you say that? Like my,
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: my kindergartner knows that. What are you talking about? That's crazy, bro. Oh, yeah. Groceries. Groceries.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: It's an old-fashioned term. No one's ever heard of it, probably.
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: I've never heard of it. What is that? I've never
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: been to... Where do you get a grocery? Do they
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: have establishments? Do they just bring you the grocery?
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: Probably a store for groceries. They could call it, like, a...
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Like a... Gro... Groceria?
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: Groceria. Sounds... Ethnic.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Can't have that.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: It's just crazy. How do you go your entire life
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: and not know the word groceries? Like, that's that's how
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: just completely separated you are from the average American.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Because he is for the working man and he has
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: spent his whole life just working hard and he didn't
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: have time to go to the grocery.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: It's, it's one thing to not go to a grocery
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: store because you're that privileged. It's fine. Like I get it.
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: You born into money and like you have people do
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: things for you. It's another to not even know the word.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: You don't, you've never heard that word before. You're so
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: separated from the rest of us that you don't even
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: know the word about where your food comes from. Like,
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: that's crazy. I think that's so crazy.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: What part of found another one? Didn't you understand?
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: No, I know.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, I know.
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: I just like when you really dwell on this and
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: I'm dwelling right now. Like, that's so crazy.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: You have your dwelling face on. Yeah.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: I mean, people voted for that. Like, the regular average
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: Americans voted for that. They were like, this guy who's
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: never learned the word groceries before. I can relate to him.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Like, what?
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: He gets us. He gets us. He's never heard the
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: term grocery. He's never been to a grocery store, obviously.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: Why would he do that? But he doesn't even know
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: the word. That's us. That's one of us.
• 50:31
  Speaker 6: What?
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: It's mind-boggling. It boggles the mind.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: That shit's just dumb.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: With a B.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: With a B. Whoa. Yeah.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: When does dumb have a B in it? It's new.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: This is just recent. They just added it. Probably. It's
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: just so crazy. Like, when I... I talked to my son, again,
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: in kindergarten, and he asked me questions.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Like.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: The most basic questions that, of course, he doesn't know
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: because he's five and he hasn't experienced things. And, like,
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you. I'm going to teach you
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: these things. Something for you to learn and experience for
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: the very first time. But when you have an 80-year-old
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: man asking the same questions, it's just, like, it's astonishing.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: I'll teach you, sweet little baby bird.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: I feel like we're past teaching.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: Come here, Donnie.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: It's okay. Like, I'm just speechless. Speechless. Like, really? You
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: ask that? Is that a serious question? Is it true
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: that if you don't use it, you lose it?
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: Especially if you never had it.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: Like, these are the questions he's asking. And he's not
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: asking them. He's stating them as fact.
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: Did you see the reporter today that was asking about
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: January 6th and he didn't know what she was talking about?
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: No, I didn't see that one. Because he doesn't remember.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: What happened on January 6th? Because he's got dementia. January 6, 2021.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: Did something happen that day?
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: COVID, I think.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: The maniacs stormed the Capitol and pooped on Nancy Pelosi's desk.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: They did do that.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: It was a tour.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: Poop tour. They were fertilizing her desk.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: I was gifting her humanure.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: Humanure.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: But the lamestream media twisted it, obviously.
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: But with his dementia-addled brain, he just stared at her
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: blankly like he didn't know what the fuck she was
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: talking about. What did she ask? He went blank? What
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: was she asking? Let me see if I can find
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: the article. She just asked him something about January 6th,
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: and he was like, what are you talking about?
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: January 6th.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: She was like, 2021. And he was like, I don't know.
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: I don't remember last week. What the fuck am I
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: supposed to remember? If he genuinely forgot the date January
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: 6th as like a significant date.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: Is that when they did September 11th?
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit. Oh, that's another thing. People are forgetting. I
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: thought you were never supposed to forget.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there was very explicit instructions to not forget.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like the whole thing. Who forgot? I saw
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: this video of this guy. He was some kid. Granted,
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: I don't think he was born yet. I don't think
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: he was alive when 9-11 happened. But he must be
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: like young 20s now.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: Probably.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: And he was in New York. And they were doing
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: the 9-11 drone towers thing. You know, they did the
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: they made the towers out of the drones, the two
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: twin towers. And it looked cool. Like they did full scale.
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: I saw that video.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: And and the guy, he didn't know this was happening
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: and he didn't realize. I mean, he clearly didn't know
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: anything about 9-11. He saw the twin towers made out
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: of drones in the city skyline. And they're like, what's
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: going on? What is happening here? We got enough buildings.
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: Why are you adding more buildings? What's this all about?
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, my God, dude, forgot. He
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: was like, oh, this is sad, man. People are forgetting.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: You're not supposed to forget. Adding more buildings. We got
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: enough buildings.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: What in the world? These kids. These kids don't know.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: That might be an education thing. Could be. Are they
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: not teaching 9-11 in school? You know, because when I
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: was in school, they didn't teach 9-11 because I was
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: in fifth grade and 9-11 just happened. And we're all like, whoa,
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: 9-11 is happening. And yeah, it was wild.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: Is that what you said? We all just put it
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: on the TV and the towers were going down.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: You're like, 9-11 is happening. Oh, my God. It's not.
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: They're 9-11 right now. Like, that's crazy. And then every
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: year after, like throughout school, we're like, oh, my God.
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: Remember when 9-11 happened and it was like 9-11. And
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: we're like, yeah, dude, like we'll never forget this.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: I did not really know what was going on. It's
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: just like all the teachers were sad and stuff. And
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: I was like, what's happening? And then they let us
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: go home. And I went home and my uncle was
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: at my house. And I just remember him being like,
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: it was the Chinese. I know it.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: What? It was the Chinese. I know. Jesus. I remember
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: I was in fifth grade and kids just started leaving.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: They just started going home. And I was just like,
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: that's weird. I wasn't going home. My parents didn't come
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: and get me. I was like, I don't know what's happening.
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: People just started filtering out throughout the morning. And then
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: at one point, the principal came in to all the
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: classrooms or whatever. There was an announcement or something. I
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: don't remember. And he was like, yes, they announced that
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: things happened. And they were like, everyone can go home.
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: And we're like, oh, okay. So then I think they
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: got the buses to come early. And then they got
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: the buses to take us home. I went home. My
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: parents were fucking home that day, whatever. They were just
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: at home watching TV. Like the news was on obviously.
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: And I saw everything going on. I was like, y'all
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: didn't like come get me or something. Like you're just here.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: We were fucking, you guys.
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: Are popping off and you're like, what the fuck? And
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: I think it like happened before my dad would have
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: gone in this. Cause he went, he worked down in Philadelphia.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: I mean, obviously there was no attacks in Philly, but like,
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: you don't know, like planes are crashing into buildings all
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: over the place. And, I think he just decided, oh,
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: I'm not going in that day. Because it was pretty early.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: I think it happened like 8.30, and I think he
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: just got a late start or something. Not that anything
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: would have happened, but they turned on TV, and they
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: were like, yeah, so today's a work-from-home day. And I
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: was just like, oh, shit, 9-11.
• 56:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we had a lot of people who had family
• 56:59
  Speaker 5: members working in the city and stuff.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: So there was a lot of chaos. I was like, nah,
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: we're too poor for that. My dad works local.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: One kid in my class, his dad worked at the
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: Twin Towers, was taking the train in that day, but
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: missed his normal train and actually showed up late and wild.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: Because like, I mean, not a lot of people where
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: I was from worked in the city, but it was
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: still like, it was like an hour and a half
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: train ride. So like some people did still do that commute.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: Like they like lived all the way out and did
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: a crazy commute. But he was one of those. And
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: he like got a late start. Wild. Wild. Lucky.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: Bonus day off. Lucky.
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: For real. But moral of the story, I was always like, man,
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: we're never going to forget this shit. But kids are forgetting.
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: They weren't there. That's the problem. It's not that they forgot.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: They never knew. But if they're not teaching them, then
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: we're going to collectively forget. And we can't do that.
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: Don't forget. My daughter asked me about it, and I
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: went way too far back in history. Explode, Jesus.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: What year did you start?
• 58:10
  Speaker 5: 1953.
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: No, God damn it. She asked about 9-11-2001.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: You're like, well, 1953.
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: There's something you gotta understand first.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: The Bin Laden family were very respectable people. Oh, yeah.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: New York City is not real, bro. Like, what the
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: fuck is this, man?
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: What is this?
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: What is that, bro?
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: That's not stars.
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: Don't tell me stars, because I don't see no other
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: stars in here.
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: Niggas got a Batman signal going off and shit.
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: What the fuck, nigga? Like, what are we doing? What
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: the fuck?
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: They just made the towers out of lights.
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: Nah, son.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: God, niggas.
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: It's trying to summon some shit in this bitch. What
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: is that, my nigga?
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: How did y'all do that shit?
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: Who is that at the time doing that shit son
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: this is what i'll be talking about bro new york
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: not real bro like like bro we have enough buildings
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: bro why y'all niggas gotta make a fake one what
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: is this shit about.
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: To shape shift into what is it about to shape.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: I need to know I need to know. This is
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: what I've been talking about, bro.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: This shit is not real. I love living in New York.
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: You forgot, man. Living in New York, that's the saddest part.
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: If you live in New York, you don't know about 9-11.
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: My God.
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: I mean, he looked like he was 17.
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: Sure. I mean, you live in Oklahoma, and you don't
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: know about 9-11. All right. All right. Whatever. You live
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: in New York, you best know about 9-11. I'm just saying.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: Maybe he's new here. I don't know.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: He must have just moved here. But even still, it's...
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: He talks like a lifer.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right? I don't know. I don't know. Crazy.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: Dude just forgot.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: He forgot. Dude forgot. Can't do that.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: Found another one.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: Found another one. What were we talking about?
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: Another one.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: Get on up I said get on up Get on
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: up I said get on up Get on up I
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: said get on up Get on up I said get
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: on up He is risen, he has indeed, for his
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: own hubris or plain old greed. He disappeared months in
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: a row, then shows back up with polio. He has risen,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: well kind of risen. He has risen, well sort of risen.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: He hasn't risen, he's sitting there Big empty smile, stuck
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: in a chair He has risen, I must confess. His
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: whole comeback was for the press. He shows back up
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: to prove his power. He hasn't moved in 90 hours.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: He has risen. Well, kind of risen.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: He has risen.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: Well, sort of risen. He has arisen, he's sitting there
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: Big empty smile, stuck in a chair What kind of risen?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: He has risen. Well, sort of risen. He has risen.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: He's sitting there, big.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: Empty smile, stuck in a chair. Get on up.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: I said get on up.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: Get on up.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: Get on up.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: I said get on up.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: Get on up.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: Get on up.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: Get on up.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: I said get on up.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: Get on up.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: I want you get on up. Get on up. Get
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: on up.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: Why are you even here?
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: Get on up.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: Blink twice if you're being held against your will. Are
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: you even alive?
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: Get on up.