Mitch Is Back
Mitch McConnell resurfaces after months of silence, wheeled in with a childhood polio excuse and two decades of dodging the press. Plus: composting your own waste for the garden, cassowaries planting entire rainforests with fruit seeds, kids who genuinely don’t remember 9/11, and Trump flying two separate Air Force Ones just for a golf trip. Nobody has a job requirement anymore. F*** You, So What.
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