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Special CONSPIRACY FRIDAY Edition (or Bohemian Grove Bill's Edition) · Microphone Monkeys

• 1:35
  SPEAKER_03: Microphone monkeys special.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_03: Beautiful.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_03: Well, this will be known as the Microphone Monkeys Bohemian Grove Bill Special.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_03: Because we have our weekend friend Bill.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_03: Bill, how do you pronounce your last name again?
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_02: Is it Servier?
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_02: Uh Sevier.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_02: Sevier.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_02: You can find around the corner at uh Billy Cardano.
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_04: That's very name like that.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_04: I might have him uh make him a made man.
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, on the uh Twitter handle, it's Italian.
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_03: It sounded a little more French uh with with the uh Sevier.
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_03: But we have Bohemian Grove Bill, we have Mafia Mike, we have Dark Web Detmering, who's still in a remote location.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_01: That shall not be found.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_03: That shall not be found.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_03: And you know, because I host the FBI is looking for him.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_03: He realized those flock cameras are going up, so we got out of here.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_01: I got the flock out of there.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_03: I since I host the monkey podcast, which is where most of the nicknames come from, I have never got a nickname.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_03: And Darren was I I didn't realize after a couple of our county meetings, I've been being described as rage slash enraged Randy.
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_01: I I I think Randy Randy Orgasm.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_01: Randy Gasm.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_03: Well we do, uh Randy does mean horny in uh in Spanish, so we ask Austin Powers.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, by the way.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_01: He's so rendering.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_03: This we are so happy with our friend Bill that we wanted to create a Sunday podcast, and this was very minimally prepared for.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_03: This was mainly for riffing and improvising, but Bill did have a science story he shared with.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_03: Oh awesome.
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_02: Here we go.
• 4:06
  SPEAKER_02: All right, so we got a single dose of a specific drug, a reverse autism-like symptoms in adult mice within hours.
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_02: So a drug briefly reversed autism-like brain and behavior changes in adult mice, hinting that affected brain circuits may remain surprisingly adaptable.
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_02: Uh so the drug here's the name of it.
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_02: It's called uh uh Rapamycin, R-A-P-A-M-Y-C-I-N.
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_02: So yeah, it was tested on mice, it reversed the uh effects of autism.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_02: So people are thinking it might work on humans too.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_03: So here's the first problem.
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_03: This came up with the Tylenol issue.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_03: If we didn't have autistic people, what would happen to the Libertarian Party?
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's my first concern.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, very concerning.
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_03: This would be an extinction event.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_03: So this is getting pretty dangerous.
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_03: We talk about all the AI and robotics being dangerous, but this might be the number one problem.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_01: That's that's right.
• 5:10
  SPEAKER_01: Along along with uh uh soap and soap, reversing autism.
• 5:19
  SPEAKER_03: It's been one blast after another for us.
• 5:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, if they shut down all I want to all the comic book stores, they'd be yeah, obliterators too.
• 5:32
  SPEAKER_03: Now I have a question for Bill.
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_03: What are what is his theory on the increase uptake in autism?
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_02: I think there's a relationship with the uh increase in the vaccine schedule in America and everything.
• 6:04
  SPEAKER_07: Are you playing it on the two thousand and twenty vaccine?
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_02: That's a little different.
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_02: I think it has some more to do with like heavy metal toxins like aluminum and uh mercury and things along those lines.
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_02: The mRNA injection has a lot a lot different complications that go along with it.
• 6:22
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not sure if it increases the rate of autism.
• 6:24
  SPEAKER_02: I'd be surprised if it did.
• 6:25
  SPEAKER_02: I think it would have some more to do with the mercury and aluminum.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_02: I think it has more to do with the childhood.
• 6:30
  SPEAKER_04: We've got a child for um uh uh every polio and every other thing you could think of.
• 6:37
  SPEAKER_04: We're all still standing.
• 6:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think it has a lot more to do with the childhood vaccines that have been going on for years lately.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I did hear Rand Paul at one point said something about why are these childhood vaccines all at once and like a packet?
• 6:52
  SPEAKER_03: Why don't we schedule them out and space them out?
• 6:54
  SPEAKER_03: Like it wouldn't hurt anything.
• 6:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 6:56
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
• 7:04
  SPEAKER_02: That's their claim.
• 7:05
  SPEAKER_02: A third of their body weight is safe.
• 7:08
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's that's ridiculous.
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's common sense to absolutely reject that.
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but that's also what the Libertarian Party is for, isn't it?
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_03: Giving heroin to five-year-old.
• 7:31
  SPEAKER_03: That seems to be Austin Peterson's view of libertarian party.
• 7:34
  SPEAKER_03: Well, let me ask you, because this this is something, I think this will be the cool long-term theme for the Sunday shenanigans show.
• 7:44
  SPEAKER_03: What is it?
• 7:46
  SPEAKER_03: Is it the flu vaccine?
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_03: Because I know people are coming from the 90s on.
• 8:14
  SPEAKER_02: I think it's the concentration of them.
• 8:16
  SPEAKER_02: So, like Chris said, you know, it's how many are taken at such an early age that really affects it.
• 8:22
  SPEAKER_02: Um but you know, going into the flu vaccine, quote unquote vaccine, how much is it really a vaccine if you gotta take one every single year?
• 8:30
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, isn't it supposed to retrain your immune system to be able to fight off that virus in indefinitely?
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_02: You know, needing like the booster shots, like how ridiculous is a vaccine, quote unquote, if you gotta keep taking the injection.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_07: I agree with Bill on that one.
• 8:45
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, because I I have not had a vaccine since I was a small child and I didn't take any of the COVID vaccines.
• 8:53
  SPEAKER_04: Neither did I.
• 8:54
  SPEAKER_03: You were small.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_04: You were small.
• 8:58
  SPEAKER_04: I used to be less than 240.
• 9:01
  SPEAKER_04: Less than 240.
• 9:04
  SPEAKER_01: But yeah, I mean, it was the first vaccines that we had were like Bill was explaining, they were supposed to be things that would build up our natural immune systems.
• 9:15
  SPEAKER_01: But the ones that they've been developing now has pretty much been able to, or pretty much been trying to knock out the natural uh immune systems and make us more dependent upon uh artificial means of um of uh fighting off diseases and and things like that.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_01: So it's uh pharmaceutical companies are insidious.
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, there's a reason why in 2020 they had to change the definition of vaccine.
• 9:41
  SPEAKER_02: You know, originally that's what it was, and now it's just uh an injection that elicits an immune response.
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_02: If you inject yourself with cyanide, that's gonna elicit an immune response.
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_01: Good point.
• 9:53
  SPEAKER_01: Amen.
• 9:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 9:56
  SPEAKER_03: Now, you know, another interesting point of view on this, now we're talking about vaccines and just autism and vaccines in general.
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_03: I wonder with you when I was working so hard during COVID, I kind of ignored the whole thing and I was kind of clearing out.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_03: I remember what was the first one?
• 10:17
  SPEAKER_03: The Pfizer, like 2020, 24 I was fine and I was I said.
• 11:00
  SPEAKER_01: That's where we gotta get Mafia Mike in the govern government, yeah.
• 11:05
  SPEAKER_02: Investing in the industrial military industrial complex before the Iran War.
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_02: Like, come on, dude, have some morals, man.
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, we we go by different rules in uh in Mafia Mike lands.
• 11:17
  SPEAKER_03: We can't go by any of them a little more.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_01: Inside that trading with Mafia Mike.
• 11:26
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we're about to go to war if I ran.
• 11:28
  SPEAKER_03: I'll I'll do a couple day trades on bowling, jump in the Pfizer, let's see what happens.
• 11:35
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I gotta put it in the oil now because everything's in the oil.
• 11:39
  SPEAKER_01: Oh god.
• 11:40
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
• 11:41
  SPEAKER_01: You know, another thing, I'm gonna jump in on this one.
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_01: This is something that's just been, I don't know, a boil on my butt for a while.
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_01: It's all these people now that are uh have you know an epiphany now that uh that uh uh what's his name?
• 11:59
  SPEAKER_01: Lynn Graham has passed away.
• 12:01
  SPEAKER_01: We have people coming out of the closet and out of the graveyards now running for his seat.
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_01: And this is I mean, this is hilarious.
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_01: Uh uh former um the former governor of South Carolina is now running for his seat.
• 12:22
  SPEAKER_03: Oh uh uh Oh Yeah, why am I blanket on his name right now?
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_03: Isn't it uh Mark uh McBride?
• 12:30
  SPEAKER_01: Mark Sanford.
• 12:31
  SPEAKER_01: Sanford.
• 12:32
  SPEAKER_03: Oh Mark Mark Sanford.
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and and and locally, Mark McBride, who is the the old mayor of Myrtle Beach, uh yeah, he was going to be running as an independent.
• 12:43
  SPEAKER_01: Now he's gonna be forced to run uh in the uh primary also.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_07: So they're like roaches.
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_07: You throw a little bait and the roaches come out.
• 12:53
  SPEAKER_07: Oh yeah.
• 12:55
  SPEAKER_03: And then of course what is your theory about Lindsey Graham's heart attack where he had the aorta rupture?
• 13:01
  SPEAKER_03: Is any of that like COVID shot correlated, or is that just cholesterol?
• 13:06
  SPEAKER_01: Well, the first shock I had was the first shock I had is he had a heart.
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_01: You know, that's uh that that kind of threw me off.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_01: Um was it was old Darth Vader addiction?
• 13:20
  unknown: Yeah.
• 13:22
  SPEAKER_02: The complication with the mRNA vaccines, if you did get myocarditis or pericarditis from it, you get scarring in the heart, scar tissue forming in the heart.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_02: It's like the first six, nine months after injection is the most dangerous part because the tissue around the scar tissue is very gentle, is very uh delicate.
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_02: So if you overwork it, it can pair, but you know, three years later it's gonna be healed enough to where that's not really a problem.
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_02: You're just old.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_04: You want to hear the most you know, you gotta look at a lot of those people that took shocks.
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_07: If you recall, the nurses in the and the doctors were on gag order.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_07: They knew what the hell was going on.
• 14:00
  SPEAKER_04: Well, but they couldn't say nothing.
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_01: The most outlandish and wildest uh rumor that went out was the uh uh the medications you take for uh uh AIDS and AIDS-related uh complications weakens the heart, and that that that's why he had this happen.
• 14:26
  SPEAKER_01: Oh I was like, where did they come up with this?
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_01: We all know the kind of part of Lindsay Graham likes, though.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_04: Maybe Lindsey Graham has 25-year-old Hooker around at the cross.
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_03: Well, there was a guy, you know how they always joke.
• 14:46
  SPEAKER_03: You know how they always joke about, oh, I'm gonna hire a gay guy to create your funeral.
• 14:50
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 14:50
  SPEAKER_03: And uh, you know, make everything you're gonna.
• 14:52
  SPEAKER_03: There was a conservative activist guy who had like a thousand pictures with Lindsey Graham, like having a total meltdown, this gay conservative guy, and everyone was pointing, like, yeah, yeah, we we already knew about all that.
• 15:04
  SPEAKER_01: Uh yeah.
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's true.
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_03: Nothing against the gays, but I do want to mock Lindsey Graham for gays.
• 15:22
  SPEAKER_03: What is that?
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_03: Um that's pure South Carolina good old boys' net.
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_01: Um I think I think that was a uh that was their biggest um way of being creating a placeholder that was supposed to be non-controversial.
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_01: So um yeah, I I think that was vote in the same way that he would have voted.
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_01: Uh and and they were supposed yeah, supposedly um this placeholder is just supposed to vote in the way he would.
• 15:52
  SPEAKER_01: But the shock uh short was but the shock came was uh that she plans on running for his seat.
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_01: Now I think that was something that the uh that the uh overlords did not predict she would do.
• 16:07
  unknown: Yeah.
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_03: Well it's easy to vote for Lindsay Graham, it's just mass death, mass government spending, and uh anything violating civil liberties.
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_03: I mean it's not that hard to vote like Lindsey Graham.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
• 16:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's true.
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_03: I do want to, since this is the conspiracy theme a little bit, which I like toilet oh.
• 16:34
  SPEAKER_03: There's a fifth dimension where Bill steps into the void.
• 16:39
  SPEAKER_06: I love it.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_03: I have a question about a very one that popped up this week.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_03: The great front man of Pink Floyd, Roger Waters, yeah, went on Pierce Morgan and Tucker Carlson, and I think a few other shows about the 9-11 controlled demolition theory.
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 17:00
  SPEAKER_03: And I would like to hear Bill's view on this.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_02: Well, it I mean, it was a control demolition.
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_02: It fell on its own footprint.
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_02: Not only was it a controlled demolition, it was a very skillfully deployed control demolition.
• 17:15
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, firefighters reported liquid metal fet uh flowing like a foundry, which, you know, sure, can jet fuel heat up the steel to make it malleable enough to buckle?
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_02: Is it hot enough to melt steel?
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_02: Firefighters report molten uh steel.
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_02: Also, there was uh the byproduct of thermite, I I think it's iron oxide or it's some byproduct.
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_02: Uh firefighters found like tons of it in the basement.
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_02: And also people who were there that day felt explosions come from beneath them that were on the lobby level.
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_02: So, I mean, there's so many questions about 9-11, but it was yeah, it was a lot of funky stuff.
• 17:58
  SPEAKER_03: I know the number one that always caught me off guard and it's famous, but is the passport thing.
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_03: Like everything exploded into jet fuel and explosions, but uh who was it, Muhammad, whatever guy from Saudi Arabia, his passport was like a piece of paper was sitting on top of the rubble.
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, dude, bigger than that.
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_02: That would be incinerated.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_02: The question I asked to Normi is, you know, sure, did did planes hit towers one and two?
• 18:25
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 18:25
  SPEAKER_02: Well, how did Tower 7 fall?
• 18:27
  SPEAKER_02: There were three buildings that went down that day.
• 18:29
  SPEAKER_02: How did Tower 7 fall?
• 18:31
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, and it's buildings didn't fall on Tower 7 because the buildings came straight down.
• 18:38
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I will tell you.
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_03: I will say, so that you guys can team up on me, uh Michael Shermer at Skeptic Magazine, which I know is, you know, the the uh mainstream view, and I want to throw this at you guys and see what you think.
• 19:02
  SPEAKER_03: He said in the an article that came out a couple years later, that was all about 9-11, he said, so building one is was like 110 stories high.
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_03: And that was the one where the north part of building one was facing building six, a little road in building seven.
• 19:22
  SPEAKER_03: And he what his version was, which is probably what the mainstream narrative is, is that when building one collapsed, it kind of like crushed part of building six.
• 19:35
  SPEAKER_03: But something about it, the it had hit the south side of building seven and caused damage and fires.
• 19:45
  SPEAKER_03: And that's what caused it to collapse.
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_03: I'm just throwing the official narrative out.
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_03: This is a little T-ball.
• 19:55
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you guys so you guys can have people who are calling you an asshole!
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, so this yeah, let me give you the this back.
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_02: So the steel skeleton of World Trade Center 7, it was a steel-framed high-rise structure consisting of 24 interior columns and 58 perimeter columns supporting a deposit floor system of steel beams and girders with corrugated metal decking and concrete that is not going to collapse on its own footprint from debris falling from another building.
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_02: It's I mean, will will parts of it be taken out?
• 20:31
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_02: It's not gonna collapse on its own footprint.
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I agree with that.
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_02: That's a very well-engineered structure.
• 20:39
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I will be the same.
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_03: 74, 75.
• 20:51
  SPEAKER_03: I've been in that building.
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_03: Have you guys been in there?
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_03: I've been to where the buildings were, but not inside any of them.
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I've been inside the buildings.
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_03: So um, yeah, those buildings were way uh were made very well.
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_03: They the engineer structure on that was like Bill said, top notch.
• 21:11
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 21:11
  SPEAKER_07: Um, and I agree with Bill on that because I have a friend who's a demo guy in Vegas that takes down uh old casinos.
• 21:24
  SPEAKER_07: And he he said when I asked him that, he said exactly the same thing.
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_07: That that bu those buildings were detonated.
• 21:33
  SPEAKER_02: They had to have been, you know, for it to not collapse like ang in an angled fashion where it hit another building for it like every beam could be compromised at the same exact moment where it would fall perfectly on its own footprint at near three-fall speed, that's a control demolition.
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_02: And a very good one.
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_04: Think of what, what was it, '93, when they tried to bomb the building down in the garage.
• 21:57
  SPEAKER_04: If they couldn't take it out there, what makes you think a plane that hits the building at the 80th floor somewhere is going to take that building down?
• 22:08
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_04: People are suckers.
• 22:11
  SPEAKER_04: There's a sucker board every day, and these stupid people in America believe every the narrative.
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_02: Guys, just one month ago, a plane slammed into the tallest skyscraper in China's capital.
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_02: Did it fall on its own footprint?
• 22:26
  SPEAKER_02: Absolutely not.
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_03: And what about the Larry Silverstein asbestos insurance theory?
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, and he pulls out a huge insurance claim on the towers, like what was it, three days before it happened?
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_02: Two days before it happened.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_03: He had to go to his dermatologist, okay?
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_03: That's why he wasn't there.
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and the only day he takes off, right.
• 22:48
  SPEAKER_02: The only day in like thirteen years was that day.
• 22:52
  SPEAKER_02: Well what so many questions about it, dude.
• 22:55
  SPEAKER_01: Another thing that's funny about or not funny, but kind of interesting about Roger Waters when he's doing this, he also did a smack down of Bruce Springsteen.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_01: And telling that saying that Ruth Springsteen needs to shut up.
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_03: Springsteen is like the Hillary Clinton or Roger Waters is like the Noam Chomsky.
• 23:15
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 23:17
  SPEAKER_01: Of going, you know, doing these uh political um you know, I guess uh what how do you put it?
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_01: Uh dissertations instead of just doing as concerts?
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 23:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you know, I I actually agree with that.
• 23:32
  SPEAKER_02: Even if I agree with Roger Waters about a lot of stuff, I don't think that celebrities and you should be, you know, butting in on politics because I think they do enough damage as it is.
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
• 23:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 23:43
  SPEAKER_03: I mean Well, it's funny because that Hunger Games lady, the uh Jennifer Lawrence or the real life one.
• 23:53
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 23:54
  SPEAKER_03: She was saying about, oh, I went hard against Trump and got all involved in politics and stuff, and I think it net damaged me, and I've decided to stop doing that.
• 24:04
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, it's like, yeah, no chick.
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_03: Uh yeah.
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
• 24:10
  SPEAKER_03: Uh well, let's see what uh what Doja Cat's view is on uh on healthcare.
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_01: I wish Frank Zappa was still alive so I could know what his you know um opinion is on uh the splitting of the Democratic Party.
• 24:25
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, it's just like crazy.
• 24:28
  SPEAKER_03: His views would probably be very much like Roger Waters, but said in more of a mafia mic type of way.
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, he was I mean, talk about a great libertarian.
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_01: That that was Frank Zappa, man.
• 24:38
  SPEAKER_01: I'll tell you.
• 24:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_03: Well, let me ask you just uh things that have been coming up lately.
• 24:47
  SPEAKER_03: There's been a lot of alien files being released.
• 24:50
  SPEAKER_03: You know, Trump's probably maneuvering it in a manipulative way.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_03: But what are your thoughts on some of the newest files that have come out on the alien stuff?
• 25:02
  SPEAKER_02: I think it's just a bunch of baloney, honestly.
• 25:04
  SPEAKER_02: But, you know, I I think uh, you know, like have you guys read the book Behold the Pale Horse?
• 25:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I read that.
• 25:11
  SPEAKER_02: I have that book.
• 25:13
  SPEAKER_02: So um back in the 50s, Eisenhower struck a deal with a gray alien saying that they'll give us some technology if we let them abduct up to a few thousand Americans every year for uh genetic testing or whatever else they want to do.
• 25:28
  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
• 25:29
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they'll probe us.
• 25:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they'll probe us.
• 25:40
  SPEAKER_04: What is it called in?
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_02: The oldest.
• 25:45
  SPEAKER_02: It's one of my favorite books.
• 25:48
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, cool.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_02: I love that.
• 25:51
  SPEAKER_02: I think it was a colonel.
• 25:53
  SPEAKER_07: No, he was a he was in the navy.
• 25:56
  SPEAKER_07: He had in the navy, so he was able to see something.
• 26:05
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think it was an O5 or OFL fairly high.
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, and he he had a feeling he had a shootout.
• 26:16
  SPEAKER_07: He had a shootout from his house with the police.
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_01: That's crazy.
• 26:23
  SPEAKER_01: Um they always said Alex Jones.
• 26:28
  SPEAKER_03: William Pope for his name.
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_03: One of Mike's previous government contracts.
• 26:34
  SPEAKER_03: He took out the uh what about that guy who was before Alex Jones and he ended up getting killed, and they all said, like, oh, Alex Jones copied him.
• 26:47
  SPEAKER_03: It was like uh the radio guy from the late 90s, was that Art Bell?
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe it might have been.
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_03: It might have been, I forget.
• 26:56
  SPEAKER_02: He was a big radio guy, talked about a bunch of stuff, Bigfoot, uh ghost.
• 27:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I love I love that coast to coast.
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, yeah, yeah, that's the one.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 27:05
  SPEAKER_03: I only know coast to coast with space ghosts.
• 27:08
  SPEAKER_01: So I I'm not as informed as they shut down the comic book stops, then the libertarians are screwed.
• 27:22
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 27:23
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's one one thing after another lately.
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_03: Now, let me ask you, now we're talking about aliens, because I know Michi Okaku, who I had to mention at least one time.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_03: Ding ding ding.
• 27:35
  SPEAKER_03: Ding ding.
• 27:36
  SPEAKER_03: Drinking game.
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_03: He mentioned an alien situation.
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_03: I mentioned this a couple times on the monkey podcast, but there was in a a flight going from Alaska to Japan in like the late 80s, yeah, and like three different whatever radar types of sensors had measured independently an unidentified object around this plane, and the people in the plane had seen outside the windows like an object.
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_06: Wow.
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_03: And that was one of the most like scientifically backed like UFO situations.
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_03: But I want to ask about Area 51.
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 28:16
  SPEAKER_03: What are our thoughts?
• 28:17
  SPEAKER_03: And is that where this Eisenhower plan happens?
• 28:21
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think so.
• 28:22
  SPEAKER_02: I think uh that was like the that was the frosting, you know, it was probably very close to Area 51.
• 28:30
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but I think that's just mostly a distraction.
• 28:34
  SPEAKER_02: Uh one of the biggest testimonies I've found, not not just that specific flight, but um Commander David Fraver, he was in the Air Force.
• 28:41
  SPEAKER_06: Yep.
• 28:42
  SPEAKER_02: He had the he told his story real good on um the Lex Friedman podcast about uh, you know, he was a fighter pilot for 20 years.
• 28:49
  SPEAKER_02: He knew you know, he if he saw something on the radar or if he saw something out the window, he knew if it was a man-made craft or not.
• 28:56
  SPEAKER_02: He saw this uh tic-tac-shaped aircraft breaking the laws of physics and you know just flying in ways that human technology uh can't can't do.
• 29:06
  SPEAKER_01: Well, Bill, you you wouldn't believe this, but I actually did a talk on Fraver and the Tic Tac um at the what they call that, Alien Fest in uh Conway this last year.
• 29:19
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, way cool.
• 29:20
  SPEAKER_01: You're kidding me.
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, that was that was the talk that I gave.
• 29:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 29:25
  SPEAKER_01: Oh where was that at?
• 29:27
  SPEAKER_03: Where was that at?
• 29:28
  SPEAKER_01: It was it was in Conway last year.
• 29:30
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and they're gonna do it again this year.
• 29:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 29:33
  SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah, we're gonna have to go to that.
• 29:35
  SPEAKER_02: Uh yeah, we gotta go to that one.
• 29:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because uh the same guys do the Bigfoot Fest too.
• 29:41
  SPEAKER_01: Um I'll I'll find out.
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, we are right week, yeah.
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 29:45
  SPEAKER_01: Um right up our alley.
• 29:46
  SPEAKER_01: But what with the the whole thing is that what I was gonna say is um uh we we should put a booth up again so that we can get invited to uh give our swag away and to uh uh speak at these at these things.
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_03: Hell yeah.
• 30:03
  SPEAKER_03: That would be as much a libertarian central because it's in late October.
• 30:09
  SPEAKER_03: What is that?
• 30:10
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, perfect.
• 30:11
  SPEAKER_03: Right when it cools down, too.
• 30:12
  SPEAKER_03: But it but it was it was the Conway Sports and Fitness Center.
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_03: I'll dress up as an alien.
• 30:19
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, yeah.
• 30:20
  SPEAKER_01: I think I still have photographs and stuff, but uh I was doing another uh podcast for another uh network and and um and that's when I got invited to do it, yeah.
• 30:31
  SPEAKER_02: Did you actually uh interview Fraver or was it just like people talking about the event?
• 30:36
  SPEAKER_01: Just talking about the event and and quoting them and so on.
• 30:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 30:41
  SPEAKER_03: Wasn't that San Diego one like a tic-tac alien thing?
• 30:44
  SPEAKER_03: The one that kept doing like L shapes.
• 30:46
  SPEAKER_01: Well that that's yeah, it was it was it was off the coast of of excuse me, California where the the incident took place, but yeah, it and it's well documented.
• 30:56
  SPEAKER_01: Um and uh and and yeah, it's it's it's incredible.
• 31:01
  SPEAKER_01: The tic-tac, yeah.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_02: And you gotta think that's just one shape of UFO or UAP.
• 31:08
  SPEAKER_02: You know, you got the saucers, you got those, you got all sorts of different things.
• 31:12
  SPEAKER_02: Are they made by different species?
• 31:14
  SPEAKER_02: Are we being visited by multiple species?
• 31:17
  SPEAKER_02: Are these just different models by one species that just has different generic shapes for diff, you know, specific missions that they want to do on Earth?
• 31:26
  SPEAKER_02: Or are these just highly classified human technologies that were somehow created in secret with black budget programs, multi-trillion dollar black budget programs?
• 31:35
  SPEAKER_07: Well, one of the things that we're gonna do is I think some of that is the is the budget programs because they they got stuff out there.
• 31:44
  SPEAKER_07: That's why it's so classified, you know, there's nobody can go around Area 51 even today.
• 31:51
  SPEAKER_03: And if that was the beginning, I mean look at the technology we have with the, you know, our Air Force can, you know, the helmets where they can fly the plane without even touching anything.
• 32:04
  SPEAKER_01: H E D displays and so on.
• 32:06
  SPEAKER_01: But it was uh Skunkworks actually did have uh somebody there was a leaker that said Skunkworks actually had uh the actual plans for uh a tic-tac type of um vehicle.
• 32:18
  SPEAKER_01: And of course the because of the movements and the types of G's it would pull and everything else, it has to be unmanned.
• 32:25
  SPEAKER_01: And this was what like one of their first, I guess you would you know call it it's a self-intelligent um unmanned vehicle, yeah.
• 32:34
  SPEAKER_02: Unless it had like some type of inertial inhibitor inside of it, which the way it moves too, it can be a gravity propulsion vehicle which would naturally have inertial inhibitors.
• 32:44
  SPEAKER_02: But did this technology come originally from the invention of man or were they from reverse engineering programs?
• 32:51
  SPEAKER_01: Well, uh most of the things that uh Skunkworks uh purportedly has is reversed engineering, even though um they attach patents to um each and in each individual things that go through there.
• 33:06
  SPEAKER_01: But then they find out if they trace the patents back that the actual people um may have been deceased at the time that the patents were uh put in.
• 33:15
  SPEAKER_01: For instance, the uh original patents for Velcro.
• 33:21
  SPEAKER_02: We had lasers, semiconductors, all sorts of stuff came out of that.
• 33:25
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 33:25
  SPEAKER_03: Now was this Roswell thing, is that the same as Area 51?
• 33:29
  SPEAKER_02: Well, that's related.
• 33:31
  SPEAKER_02: That was back in 1947.
• 33:33
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 33:33
  SPEAKER_02: All that stuff came a little bit later.
• 33:35
  SPEAKER_01: And there are actually like seven different um labs, uh flight labs, excuse me, experimental flight labs just here in the United States.
• 33:46
  SPEAKER_01: Area 51 is probably just one of one of many, yeah.
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, very interesting.
• 33:54
  SPEAKER_03: Now I want to ask, is this related to David Icke and the reptilian agenda?
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_02: Well, the reptilians are supposedly like interdimensional.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_02: They're not really intra-galactic, so they wouldn't need spaceships in order to come here.
• 34:13
  SPEAKER_02: They can just warp through space-time, you know, like through dimensions.
• 34:17
  SPEAKER_02: So, I mean, is it related in the sense that they're aliens, yes, but it's it's a little different.
• 34:22
  SPEAKER_01: Like the portal in Mike's closet, yeah.
• 34:31
  SPEAKER_03: Can you look at George H.W.
• 34:33
  SPEAKER_03: Bush and not at least kind of think there's a little reptilian action going on?
• 34:41
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you can look at it just about anybody in the CIA, yeah.
• 34:46
  SPEAKER_02: I'm surprised you didn't say it's not related to 1947 Roswell and the creation of Israel.
• 34:52
  SPEAKER_02: You know, that happened the same year.
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's why Hillary Wild that you mentioned, man.
• 35:01
  SPEAKER_03: See, I I am part Jewish.
• 35:03
  SPEAKER_03: Is that a a reptilian uh these intergalactic Ashkenazi Jews coming to uh just just part Jewish, part Nazi and part alien?
• 35:14
  SPEAKER_01: Now, Randy, I've ex I've explained this to you before, but just because um you don't have foreskin does not make you part Jewish.
• 35:26
  SPEAKER_03: It did have a question mark though.
• 35:40
  SPEAKER_01: We're hitting the low points now.
• 35:43
  SPEAKER_03: What kind of coincidence could that be?
• 35:46
  SPEAKER_03: We get the biggest Roswell alien like body discovery, and at the same exact time, Israel does their coup date of uh Palestine.
• 35:58
  SPEAKER_03: Well came the thing.
• 36:01
  SPEAKER_02: It it had to do more with uh the explosion of nuclear weapons, the that nation of nuclear weapons, I think.
• 36:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_02: Godzilla's mainstream conspiracy theory anyway.
• 36:13
  SPEAKER_03: Wasn't the whole Godzilla story like that represents the us nuking them and like a mutant monster came for revenge kind of thing?
• 36:20
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, maybe.
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not sure.
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, the Japanese, yeah.
• 36:26
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, the guys of the movies.
• 36:28
  SPEAKER_00: Michio Kaku.
• 36:29
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_03: Michi Okaku.
• 36:32
  SPEAKER_03: Michiokaku was in internment camps during World War II, by the way.
• 36:37
  SPEAKER_01: That's where he got alien probed.
• 36:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 36:41
  SPEAKER_02: Did you guys know that uh the two cities that were nuked in World War II, Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
• 36:48
  SPEAKER_02: Nagasaki actually had the largest Christian population in all of Japan.
• 36:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 36:52
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they blew up like the largest church in all of East Asia, like a Catholic church.
• 37:00
  SPEAKER_07: Vitamins in that box?
• 37:02
  SPEAKER_03: Okinawa.
• 37:03
  SPEAKER_01: Okinawa, yeah.
• 37:05
  SPEAKER_03: They might have got a little of the residual radiation.
• 37:08
  SPEAKER_03: Uh the ones in Nagasaki didn't live quite as long.
• 37:13
  SPEAKER_01: Drink the sake in Nagasaki.
• 37:18
  SPEAKER_03: Do you know, by the way, discussing Israel, we dropped a plutonium bomb on Nagasaki, and that's the exact type of nuclear bombs that Israel has.
• 37:29
  SPEAKER_02: Ah, okay.
• 37:31
  SPEAKER_02: Well, where did they get those?
• 37:32
  SPEAKER_02: Wink wink.
• 37:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 37:36
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• 37:44
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• 37:48
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• 37:52
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• 38:04
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• 38:11
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, let's go ahead with more monkey business.
• 38:15
  SPEAKER_03: All right, I have a new transition.
• 38:18
  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
• 38:19
  SPEAKER_03: But it is slightly related.
• 38:21
  SPEAKER_03: Have you guys heard of the Denver International Airport Conspiracy of underground bunkers, secret societies, and aliens underneath the uh beneath the airport?
• 38:36
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, there's got to be all sorts of underground bases, underground cities.
• 38:40
  unknown: Yeah.
• 38:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 38:41
  SPEAKER_02: Like in BC.
• 38:43
  unknown: No.
• 38:44
  SPEAKER_02: Like in all sorts of places in America.
• 38:46
  SPEAKER_02: Absolutely.
• 38:47
  SPEAKER_01: Now, Randy, are you partly related to these people too?
• 38:52
  SPEAKER_03: The the other the Denver aliens.
• 38:55
  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
• 38:55
  SPEAKER_03: I think Trump is a reptilian.
• 38:59
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, the the do you think how do you think Trump at 80 years old, he seems like he's like 55.
• 39:05
  SPEAKER_03: Do you think there's some some child blood juice getting pumped in him or some alien pose?
• 39:13
  SPEAKER_00: I have the best, best juice there is.
• 39:15
  SPEAKER_00: There's no better juice than what I've got.
• 39:18
  SPEAKER_00: It's the best, the most fantastic alien, reptilian.
• 39:21
  SPEAKER_00: This is the best we've got.
• 39:23
  SPEAKER_00: You can't do any of the.
• 39:28
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, beautiful.
• 39:36
  SPEAKER_03: You know, they had one of his interviews when he used to back in 2016 interview from Trump Tower, they looked, I forget if it was Alex Jones or a left-wing guy or something, but they looked at the bottle that was in on his desk, and it was some sort of like Adderall or some sort of like drug, like he's constantly on drugs to stay up all the time and be productive and you know.
• 40:00
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, um, a guy 80 years old being up 20 hours out of 24.
• 40:07
  SPEAKER_01: Blue chews.
• 40:09
  SPEAKER_01: Blue chews.
• 40:10
  SPEAKER_01: He's up all the time.
• 40:11
  SPEAKER_03: Blue chew and off-label use of blue chew.
• 40:14
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, if I had Melania in my bedroom, I'd be blue chewing it too.
• 40:21
  SPEAKER_01: I just thought that was uh I have a funny feeling Secret Service is gonna be knocking on my door when I get home.
• 40:31
  SPEAKER_03: Now let me ask this, because this is an interesting, it's not it's not necessarily alien-related, but a huge sea change that has happened over the last 20 years or so is people considering the Apollo mission and the moon landing as fake.
• 40:50
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
• 40:53
  SPEAKER_07: My wife's been saying that for years.
• 40:57
  SPEAKER_07: You know, my wife beat that on everything.
• 41:00
  SPEAKER_02: They got the first moonwalk, they got the first this, the first that, and we're the first ones to the moon.
• 41:05
  SPEAKER_02: Like, it's just uh that was made in the Hollywood studio, as they say.
• 41:09
  SPEAKER_02: At least the first one was.
• 41:10
  SPEAKER_02: We did not go to the moon in 69.
• 41:12
  SPEAKER_04: No, think about the picture.
• 41:15
  SPEAKER_04: Think about the picture.
• 41:17
  SPEAKER_04: The the the flag uh with wind.
• 41:20
  SPEAKER_03: There's no wind on the moon.
• 41:23
  SPEAKER_03: Well, check this out, and I I can be the the Bill Podcast Pinata.
• 41:28
  SPEAKER_03: Let me throw these at you.
• 41:32
  SPEAKER_03: Everybody grab their stick.
• 41:35
  SPEAKER_03: Everyone grabbed their stick.
• 41:37
  SPEAKER_03: I want to feed him the death.
• 41:39
  SPEAKER_03: Put the crowbar down, Mike.
• 41:42
  SPEAKER_03: This is the deal.
• 41:44
  SPEAKER_03: What like Michael Shermer, who's like the you might call the ultimate blue-pilled uh mainstream view on this, is that number one, we have moon rocks that have been tested.
• 41:59
  SPEAKER_03: Wait a sec, before you guys pile on.
• 42:02
  SPEAKER_03: And number two, there are some sort of mirrors that were put on the moon that people put put do laser beam things at.
• 42:13
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 42:13
  SPEAKER_03: And he said those are two examples of uh that we went to the moon.
• 42:18
  SPEAKER_01: Um, well, it's two examples that we put things on the moon, but yeah.
• 42:24
  SPEAKER_02: Um the uh And that we put them on the moon in 69.
• 42:28
  SPEAKER_02: I mean my biggest thing is how did we cross the Van Allen radiation belt?
• 42:32
  SPEAKER_02: It's about 52 minutes going through it to the moon, and then 52 minutes going through it back.
• 42:37
  SPEAKER_02: That's like five minutes.
• 42:42
  SPEAKER_03: What Michael Shermer said about the Van Allen radiation belt was that it is high-intense radiation, but the deepest, highest concentration part of the Van Allen radiation belt is like in the middle, and you only go through that in less time.
• 42:57
  SPEAKER_03: That is the Michael Shermer view.
• 42:59
  SPEAKER_03: I am not I am agnostic on this.
• 43:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 43:02
  SPEAKER_03: I am just throwing it out there to get uh I I'm a masochist and like to get beat up by all the conspiracy guys.
• 43:13
  SPEAKER_01: I mean there are any of this can be explained away, I guess.
• 43:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 43:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 43:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm I'm just you know, for th throwing them out.
• 43:22
  SPEAKER_03: On the next one, you guys can whip me up a little bit.
• 43:26
  SPEAKER_03: I just wanted to, you know, stir up, stir the pod a little bit.
• 43:30
  SPEAKER_02: Well, at least I I don't have uh I don't have a rebuttal to that right now.
• 43:34
  SPEAKER_02: I haven't looked into it in a bit, but uh bravo, bravo, Michael Shermer.
• 43:41
  SPEAKER_02: Fair enough.
• 43:43
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, now just because there's a golf card on the 18th green doesn't mean the people have been there.
• 43:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 43:51
  SPEAKER_03: Now check this out.
• 43:53
  SPEAKER_03: I want to discuss something that is also in my very checkered, shady background of ancestry.
• 43:59
  SPEAKER_01: AOC.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_03: I have.
• 44:01
  SPEAKER_03: AOC.
• 44:04
  SPEAKER_03: Does she not look like a straight-up camel, dude?
• 44:07
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, dude, yeah.
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_03: I do not understand the AOC thing.
• 44:10
  SPEAKER_03: Everyone says she's so amazing.
• 44:12
  SPEAKER_01: Oh God.
• 44:13
  SPEAKER_03: At least she's super hot.
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's you.
• 44:16
  SPEAKER_01: That's why she has to go out with a gay guy.
• 44:21
  SPEAKER_03: We're keeping this PG for Bill.
• 44:23
  SPEAKER_03: This is the first Bill podcast.
• 44:25
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 44:26
  SPEAKER_02: Thank you, thank you.
• 44:28
  SPEAKER_03: You need to calm down, Will.
• 44:30
  SPEAKER_02: I'm trying to.
• 44:30
  SPEAKER_02: I'm trying to.
• 44:31
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, my girlfriend's gonna be listening to this.
• 44:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 44:36
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, no, huh?
• 44:37
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 44:39
  SPEAKER_03: Jess just showing all of us now.
• 44:41
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 44:43
  SPEAKER_03: Now check this out.
• 44:45
  SPEAKER_03: The one of my my grandfather was from Canada and where my dad's from in New Hampshire.
• 44:52
  SPEAKER_03: He was a hardcore Freemason.
• 44:55
  SPEAKER_06: Mm-hmm.
• 44:57
  SPEAKER_03: And I wanted to ask you guys, he had like the uh Shriner thing, and he had little cult meetings and stuff.
• 45:04
  SPEAKER_03: Or whatever out in uh New Hampshire.
• 45:07
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 45:07
  SPEAKER_03: What is your view about the Freemasons and their secret control of everything and their m you know Masonic organization, their you know, scrolling crossbones and all that stuff?
• 45:22
  SPEAKER_03: I have so much stuff on the Masons in my library left from my uncle who is a high-ranking Mason.
• 45:34
  SPEAKER_03: Are the Freemasons?
• 45:36
  SPEAKER_03: Is that a Christian thing?
• 45:37
  SPEAKER_03: Or is that just a European cult thing?
• 45:39
  SPEAKER_03: Or what is that?
• 45:44
  SPEAKER_02: Anybody that believes in a like a single, you know, creator deity, it could be a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, you know, just as long as you don't believe in multiple gods.
• 45:54
  SPEAKER_02: But you know, I'm pretty agnostic about it.
• 45:56
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think there's like a grand conspiracy with just Freemasons.
• 45:59
  SPEAKER_02: I think there's some really high-level Freemasons that it that belong to other, you know, secret societies that very well may influence society, but Freemasonry in itself, mostly harmless.
• 46:10
  SPEAKER_02: I think it's just like uh cringy clubs for people to join.
• 46:14
  SPEAKER_04: But I think Yeah, well there's hard there's different branches of the Masons.
• 46:20
  SPEAKER_04: You know, you got the the Shriners or high up Masons and then Scottish right fall into the Illuminati, and that's where you start getting into people rolling.
• 46:34
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I think the the group that has even more inf uh influence is the uh uh Skull and Crossbones uh organization out of um the uh Ivy Leagues.
• 46:50
  SPEAKER_02: That's just like a a a university level secret society, and they're separate from Freemasons.
• 46:56
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 46:56
  SPEAKER_03: A lot of your presidents came from from that organization.
• 47:02
  SPEAKER_02: It was just three of them.
• 47:03
  SPEAKER_02: Uh Bush Sr.
• 47:04
  SPEAKER_02: Bush Jr.
• 47:05
  SPEAKER_02: and uh and one more.
• 47:08
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe Carter.
• 47:09
  SPEAKER_02: Can't remember.
• 47:10
  SPEAKER_03: Is that a coincidence that the ultimate CIA puppet president, H.W.
• 47:15
  SPEAKER_03: Bush, it was also a hardcore skull and bones guy?
• 47:19
  SPEAKER_02: Was he a puppet or was he a puppeteer?
• 47:22
  SPEAKER_02: H.
• 47:22
  SPEAKER_02: W.
• 47:23
  SPEAKER_03: Bush was no fool.
• 47:25
  SPEAKER_03: No, no, no, no.
• 47:26
  SPEAKER_03: That's true.
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_03: Now, are you saying the Shriners who have always kind of creeped me out a little bit?
• 47:36
  SPEAKER_03: Are they?
• 47:39
  SPEAKER_04: The Fez freaks you out.
• 47:44
  SPEAKER_03: Or was it too happy on the hat?
• 47:47
  SPEAKER_03: I think it's mainly the hat and the small cars combined.
• 47:52
  SPEAKER_03: They're giving out candies to children, it's very confusing.
• 48:00
  SPEAKER_03: The original Epstein.
• 48:05
  SPEAKER_03: They are at all sorts of events around here, and I'm sure they are nationally, maybe internationally.
• 48:12
  SPEAKER_03: What is this a shady organization and is this money going to Adrenochrome activity?
• 48:19
  SPEAKER_01: Not as shady as the Moose Lodge.
• 48:24
  SPEAKER_04: Is the Moose Lodge a Freemason thing?
• 48:27
  SPEAKER_01: It is.
• 48:28
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, i i if if Hoffman's involved, if Hoffman's involved, it's got to be.
• 48:34
  SPEAKER_03: There's gummies, there's rituals, that's right.
• 48:37
  SPEAKER_03: It's all very suspicious.
• 48:40
  SPEAKER_01: I can't come by tonight, guys, because uh I'm I'm doing something at the Moose Lodge.
• 48:51
  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
• 48:52
  SPEAKER_03: Hoffman's like the sergeant in arms at the big dog uh Merle's Inlet Moose Lodge.
• 48:58
  SPEAKER_03: He names the big wig over there.
• 48:59
  SPEAKER_01: He's smart.
• 49:00
  SPEAKER_01: He kept you and Darren out of it.
• 49:02
  SPEAKER_01: Um you know, he he he gave the little bait and switch.
• 49:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, come on by.
• 49:06
  SPEAKER_01: And then they never gave you an invitation to join.
• 49:09
  SPEAKER_03: I will say it's like a freaking uh prison going over there because he said, Oh, there's there's women here, like come check it out and socialize.
• 49:17
  SPEAKER_03: And they're all 90-year-olds.
• 49:19
  SPEAKER_03: I think they had some like 60-year-old daughters that were there too.
• 49:22
  SPEAKER_03: And they we went into a room that had a cage on it, and we had to press a button and fill out a form or something to even come in.
• 49:30
  SPEAKER_01: What did you have to press a button with?
• 49:33
  SPEAKER_01: What part of your body?
• 49:34
  SPEAKER_03: I tried to do it hands-free, but you know.
• 49:40
  SPEAKER_03: I had to do a little hip bump on it from the front.
• 49:45
  SPEAKER_03: But then we had to wait there, and we couldn't get Hoffman's attention because he's doing big dog, you know, moose watch stuff, and this guy comes and like reads the riot act to us like we're a bunch of freaking invaders, and we kept name we we had to name-drop Hoffman to get in.
• 50:00
  SPEAKER_03: That's how you know he's high up.
• 50:02
  SPEAKER_03: Because once we name-drop the Hoff, then you know, Hoffman showed up and they went and got him.
• 50:07
  SPEAKER_03: And we had to be escorted around and could not buy drinks, and they made Darren sign up.
• 50:15
  SPEAKER_03: And uh made Darren sign up.
• 50:18
  SPEAKER_03: They meant to get money, but then he he never got his letter, so they they they got some money from him.
• 50:24
  SPEAKER_03: See, that's what I mean by these shriners and these moose lodge types.
• 50:27
  SPEAKER_01: There's some question lines it's an ex it's an extortion racket.
• 50:33
  SPEAKER_01: That's what it is.
• 50:36
  SPEAKER_04: They're always getting hooked up getting extorted.
• 50:40
  SPEAKER_04: Uh at the strip joint moose.
• 50:44
  SPEAKER_01: I think it's more it's more fun getting extorted at the strip joint than it is.
• 50:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it was way fun.
• 50:50
  SPEAKER_04: We got extorted besides 90-year-old uh beef jerky.
• 50:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we did the moose lodge test and we got uh shaked down by a 90-year-old angry guy.
• 51:08
  SPEAKER_01: The promise of women in both places, but the moose lodge won out.
• 51:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 51:13
  SPEAKER_03: Did you know Sled has raided that moose lodge for illegal gambling?
• 51:18
  SPEAKER_03: So they're they're they're a bunch of little gangsters in there.
• 51:22
  unknown: Uh uh.
• 51:23
  SPEAKER_03: Not now you got Mike's attention.
• 51:36
  SPEAKER_03: Well, it is uh, I mean, they they're doing a lot of under-the-table bingo and stuff, so I did to come get roll.
• 51:43
  SPEAKER_03: Dude, I can't believe uh illegal gambling is even a phina.
• 51:51
  SPEAKER_03: It's so screwed up because South Carolina is rated like the bottom five for personal liberty.
• 51:57
  SPEAKER_06: Wow.
• 51:57
  SPEAKER_03: And all gambling is so militarized and illegal here.
• 52:01
  SPEAKER_03: But in North Carolina, I think they have legal sports betting in Tennessee and Yeah.
• 52:06
  SPEAKER_03: North Carolina, all that.
• 52:09
  SPEAKER_03: And here, if you have an illegal bookie placing bets on a UFC fight, everyone ends up in jail.
• 52:15
  SPEAKER_03: People get arrested for that too, for being like uh illegal bookie activities.
• 52:20
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I'd bring it up.
• 52:21
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, we got good gun laws.
• 52:23
  SPEAKER_02: You know, that's that's huge.
• 52:24
  SPEAKER_02: I came from Massachusetts.
• 52:26
  SPEAKER_02: Massachusetts has casinos, they got weed, they got all sorts of quote unquote liberties, but you can't get a hold of a gun with your life depended on it.
• 52:35
  SPEAKER_02: I prefer South Carolina any day.
• 52:36
  SPEAKER_02: There you are.
• 52:37
  SPEAKER_02: Guns are number one.
• 52:38
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, the number one, absolutely.
• 52:40
  SPEAKER_03: Well, when are we all gonna go shooting?
• 52:43
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you're supposed to arrange that with that uh friend of ours up in the uh up in the uh upper counties that came to the L uh LP meeting.
• 52:53
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we need to.
• 52:55
  SPEAKER_03: I have competition guns.
• 52:56
  SPEAKER_03: I used to do USPSA shooting.
• 52:58
  SPEAKER_03: That would be so much fun to go as a gang of don't tread on me libertarians and invade me.
• 53:04
  SPEAKER_03: Absolutely.
• 53:04
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I I still want to do a monkeys.
• 53:08
  SPEAKER_01: I've been still want to do a monkeys with guns events.
• 53:11
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 53:12
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, that would be so much fun.
• 53:15
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 53:15
  SPEAKER_01: Um I was trying to trying to work that out with uh the fellows down um toward the south end uh at Elite Firearms.
• 53:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 53:26
  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah.
• 53:27
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah that'd be a fucking blast.
• 53:29
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 53:29
  SPEAKER_03: Now let me let it cool off.
• 53:31
  SPEAKER_03: I wanted to speak of guns, what what is your guy's view of the JFK assassination?
• 53:39
  SPEAKER_03: I think he was killed.
• 53:40
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, let's go let's go more modern.
• 53:42
  SPEAKER_02: What do you think of the Charlie Kirk assassination?
• 53:44
  SPEAKER_02: There you go.
• 53:45
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, do you think the microphone theory?
• 53:48
  SPEAKER_02: I personally do.
• 53:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think there was uh some explosives in that microphone.
• 53:53
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, interesting.
• 53:54
  SPEAKER_02: Theory.
• 53:55
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I know Tucker Carlson and Candace, and I think quite a few others now, basically have uh the view that he was changing his views on Israel.
• 54:07
  SPEAKER_03: He was getting in fights over the, you know, impending Iran war that was getting built up behind the scenes.
• 54:14
  SPEAKER_03: He completely came out against it.
• 54:15
  SPEAKER_03: His last text to Tucker or Candace or one of 'em, was, you know, go out there and give him hell because he's been more critical of Israel was Tucker.
• 54:24
  SPEAKER_03: That was like the uh less than a month before he died.
• 54:28
  SPEAKER_03: Ian very switched.
• 54:41
  SPEAKER_02: You want to hear something even more weird, guys?
• 54:44
  SPEAKER_02: Charlie Kirk's last guest on his podcast was Nick Shirley, that guy that exposed all of that uh all the fraud in uh that state, Minnesota.
• 54:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 54:57
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, do you know who Nick Shirley's first cousin is?
• 55:02
  SPEAKER_02: Tyler Robinson, the alleged shooter, his first cousin.
• 55:07
  SPEAKER_02: Their mothers are siblings.
• 55:09
  SPEAKER_04: Wow.
• 55:10
  SPEAKER_04: Wow.
• 55:11
  SPEAKER_01: That is mind-blowing.
• 55:13
  SPEAKER_01: That is absolutely mind-blowing.
• 55:16
  SPEAKER_02: Oh his last guest.
• 55:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's wild to me.
• 55:21
  SPEAKER_02: Certainly a question, Mark.
• 55:23
  SPEAKER_03: Dude, see, this is why Bill needs his own awesome conspiracy Sunday podcast.
• 55:30
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 55:31
  SPEAKER_03: Because that's that was an uppercut of information.
• 55:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 55:36
  SPEAKER_03: Holy shit, that that exploded like that microphone.
• 55:40
  SPEAKER_02: That's it.
• 55:41
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's a bad joke.
• 55:42
  SPEAKER_02: Oh boy.
• 55:43
  SPEAKER_02: Oh man.
• 55:45
  SPEAKER_03: This is becoming a trump put the hit.
• 55:47
  SPEAKER_03: Trump put the hit on Charlie.
• 55:49
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 55:50
  SPEAKER_03: Now, notice Israel always does the exploding pagers.
• 55:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 55:56
  SPEAKER_03: And you have the exploding microphone theory, and they gave a golden ex uh pager to Trump.
• 56:03
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, well, that's true.
• 56:05
  SPEAKER_01: That's true.
• 56:06
  SPEAKER_03: Is this uh being just explode next?
• 56:09
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 56:09
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's a threat.
• 56:10
  SPEAKER_02: That's a subtle threat, is what that is.
• 56:12
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 56:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, to Trump, yeah.
• 56:16
  SPEAKER_03: Well that is really interesting.
• 56:18
  SPEAKER_01: We're coming.
• 56:18
  SPEAKER_03: We know we're hitting about the hour mark.
• 56:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 56:22
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, but I it was is there any other explosive, if you will, information about the Charlie Kirk thing?
• 56:30
  SPEAKER_03: Because we'll have to do part two uh next.
• 56:33
  SPEAKER_02: Oh man, with all these terrible puns, explosive information.
• 56:37
  SPEAKER_02: We'll continue next time.
• 56:39
  SPEAKER_01: We didn't even talk about explosive diarrhea coming from the uh let us at Taco Bell.
• 56:43
  SPEAKER_01: Taco Bell.
• 56:45
  SPEAKER_03: I am the prince of horrible puns.
• 56:48
  SPEAKER_01: You're also the queen of transitions, yeah.
• 56:53
  SPEAKER_03: The uh the drag queen of transition.
• 56:58
  SPEAKER_01: Uh well, I guess this has been a great ending to a great podcast.
• 57:04
  SPEAKER_01: Well, this has been another wonderful edition of Microphone Monkeys.
• 57:09
  SPEAKER_01: Tune in every Thursday for your taste of fun, hilarity, and absurdity from Microphone Monkeys.
• 57:16
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, for more podcasts, go to LibertyCrackmedia.com.
• 57:21
  SPEAKER_01: And I just want to say to our fellows, thank you today for this.
• 57:24
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, I think it really worked out well.
• 57:26
  SPEAKER_01: And um say goodbye, monkeys.
• 57:29
  SPEAKER_05: Here we go, got the goal, no practical move, free street, and freak it up.