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Phone Tap: Last Call For Charity · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Do you y Away.
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  Speaker 3: We got an email from a woman who wanted to
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  Speaker 3: prank her husband and the reason that we like this
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  Speaker 3: one and at the very top of our list. She
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  Speaker 3: said he has a short fuse and when we asked
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  Speaker 3: her what bugs him, like, what gets under his skin,
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  Speaker 3: she says, lately he's been going off about the machines
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  Speaker 3: that ask you to like tip oh yeah, or if
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  Speaker 3: they want to add on like a little extra donation. Well,
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  Speaker 3: we're going to try and push those buttons today with
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  Speaker 3: some help from our very own Brook and Jeffrey AI service.
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  Speaker 4: It's your phone tap right now. The twenties. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 4: is this Oscar market?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Hi Oscar. This is Rusty Pipe and Hammer from insurance.
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  Speaker 3: We got an email from you saying that you wanted
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  Speaker 3: to add a new person onto your policy.
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  Speaker 4: Is that right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? I want to add my wife.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, great, So We've already run it through and your
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  Speaker 3: request has been approved.
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  Speaker 4: All right, great, So, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The transaction is going to happen through our automated payment system, though,
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  Speaker 3: and for your privacy, I'm not going to be a
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  Speaker 3: part of that.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you can't just allo go it to the policy
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  Speaker 2: I already have.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it will, but we have to confirm it through
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  Speaker 3: the system, and I'm not allowed to be on that
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  Speaker 3: call for your privacy, all right, all right, all right,
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  Speaker 3: So I'm just going to send you through to the
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  Speaker 3: payment system and then i'll jump back on when you're
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  Speaker 3: all done. Okay, all right, all right, sending you through now?
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  Speaker 5: Hello, your total balance for six months of premium coverage
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  Speaker 5: is four hundred and seventy two dollars and thirty nine cents.
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  Speaker 5: Do I have permission to charge your card on file
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  Speaker 5: ending in seventy eight eighty one?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, you have my permission, Thank you.
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  Speaker 5: Transaction can firmed. Would you care to add a one
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  Speaker 5: dollar donation to your transaction for charity?
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  Speaker 2: No? I do not.
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  Speaker 5: How about five dollars?
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  Speaker 4: No, I do not.
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  Speaker 5: Last call for charity ten dollars I.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't want to donate to any charity.
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  Speaker 5: The charity is for many horses who are getting older.
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  Speaker 5: Does that change your mind?
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  Speaker 2: No, it does not, So you would not.
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  Speaker 5: Like to donate any money to sweet aging many horses.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't want to donate any money to anything, So.
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  Speaker 5: You wouldn't not like to not donate money to sweet
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  Speaker 5: aging many horses.
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  Speaker 2: Just confirming with you, representative.
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  Speaker 5: How about five dollars?
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  Speaker 2: No, representative, last call for charity?
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  Speaker 5: Ten dollars?
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  Speaker 2: Sixting? No, I want to stalk to a person.
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  Speaker 5: But you do not want to help them, even the
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  Speaker 5: sweet old ones who live around the stables.
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  Speaker 4: No, I do not.
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  Speaker 2: I want to talk for a representative.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, just confirming with you that you are all right
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  Speaker 5: if a mini horse suffers because no one wants to
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  Speaker 5: help them.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't give me.
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  Speaker 5: I thank you for your candor and honesty, unbelieved. I
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  Speaker 5: hope you can sleep well tonight knowing your decision to
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  Speaker 5: withhold money from the kindest animal to walk planet birth.
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  Speaker 5: How about five dollars? How about five dollars? How about
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  Speaker 5: five dollars? Last call for charity? For ten dollars?
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  Speaker 4: Are you not listening?
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  Speaker 2: I said, give me a representative.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you for using the automated payment system. I will
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  Speaker 5: transfer you back to the representative for confirmation. You are
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  Speaker 5: the only one out of hundreds I helped today who
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  Speaker 5: chose not to help many horses.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, Oscar is rusty again? How to go?
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  Speaker 2: No? What rusty? What is wrong with you? Automating payment
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  Speaker 2: system into both horses?
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  Speaker 4: Oh right, Yeah, you donated for the many horses? Correct?
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  Speaker 2: No, I didn't donate for the god horses.
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  Speaker 4: You didn't donate.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't give answer policy. I'm getting new insurance.
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  Speaker 4: Company, so I'm sorry. If you had a problem with
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  Speaker 4: the system or.
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  Speaker 2: Something, why would they even ask that?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, many horses are just sweet, gentle creatures
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  Speaker 3: of nature, and I feel like everybody would want to do.
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  Speaker 2: That, the stupid automated system sis.
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  Speaker 3: Your wife Gina was on earlier and she said that
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  Speaker 3: she would love to donate to help them many horses.
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  Speaker 5: What gena and what charity is for many horses who
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  Speaker 5: are getting older?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? That charity.
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  Speaker 2: So why are you now on at the same time
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  Speaker 2: as the automated system?
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  Speaker 4: Are you the ones doing it?
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  Speaker 3: Is probably happening because this is really a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 4: We really have to figure this out.
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  Speaker 2: What's the last call?
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  Speaker 5: For charity you have.
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  Speaker 3: I don't work for the insurance company. My name is
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  Speaker 3: jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing
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  Speaker 3: a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, your wife.
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  Speaker 3: Gina said that you get asked to donate money randomly
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  Speaker 3: all the time.
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  Speaker 4: And it was getting on your nerves.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was.
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  Speaker 5: The charity is for many horses who are getting older.
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  Speaker 4: You know it can.
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  Speaker 5: Does that change your mind?
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  Speaker 3: You know it keeps asking you the question over and
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  Speaker 3: over until you agree to donate.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not still not a greenow. You're gonna hold out
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  Speaker 4: against the mini horses. I'm holding out no matter what.
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  Speaker 3: You're probably good with your wife, But when people hear
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  Speaker 3: this on the radio, they're gonna think that you despise
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  Speaker 3: animal charities.
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  Speaker 2: I'll roll those dice.
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  Speaker 4: Good luck.
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