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Phone Tap PODCAST: Duff Valentine's Day · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Jubiles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with d
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  Speaker 1: uy it's no laughing matter. Trust Jubiles friends at one
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  Speaker 1: eight hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,
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  Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred duy away. Proud
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  Speaker 1: supporters of Jubules phone taps one eight hundred d you away.
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  Speaker 1: Right now, it's another us on the twenties. I'm point five. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: what's up? Can I speak to Rachel? Please? Um? This
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  Speaker 1: is Rachel. Hey, what's up? My name is Duff um
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  Speaker 1: On the dude that's been hanging out with your sister
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  Speaker 1: for a little while. I don't know if she's told
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  Speaker 1: you about me or anything. Oh, okay, what's up. She
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  Speaker 1: hasn't mentioned me, dude at all. I'm pretty sure she
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  Speaker 1: probably would have talked about me, all right, cool? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know most checks when I hang out
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  Speaker 1: with them, they probably talk about me a lot, So
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  Speaker 1: I figured that she would at least mention me. Uh, listen,
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  Speaker 1: I went on her phone and I found your number
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  Speaker 1: because I wanted to call you and ask you for
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  Speaker 1: some advice for Valentine's Day. For um okay, well, um, well,
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  Speaker 1: she really likes flax even like flowers or whatever. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like flowers honestly, Like I could have thought of that myself,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm trying not to do something lame. So if
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  Speaker 1: you could, you know, if you had any like better
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  Speaker 1: suggestions that appreciate it. Okay, Well she could have thought
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  Speaker 1: of it yourself. Then why are you calling me? Well
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  Speaker 1: because I figured you know, you know her the best,
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  Speaker 1: because you're like her sister or whatever. I'm just saying, like,
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  Speaker 1: flowers pretty average, you know what I mean, And like
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  Speaker 1: I try to like really make an impression. Obviously, how
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  Speaker 1: about like a watch, Like she's been needing a watch,
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  Speaker 1: she hasn't, like she won't buy herself a watch. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not trying to like drop a whole lot of dough.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, she's hot and everything, but we will have
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  Speaker 1: been hanging out a little while, you know, Like I
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  Speaker 1: feel like if I bought her a watch might be
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  Speaker 1: too much right now, Okay, I understand that you want
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  Speaker 1: me to help you, but you're kind of being rude
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  Speaker 1: to me by like dismissing every idea I have. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be rude. I'm just trying to
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  Speaker 1: tell you, like to come up with some stuff that
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  Speaker 1: doesn't suck, you know, Excuse me, you didn't just say that,
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  Speaker 1: because that's like really rude. Like I'm really sorry if
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  Speaker 1: I offended you or whatever. I'm just trying to find
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  Speaker 1: something really good, is all. So, like any other suggestion,
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  Speaker 1: you give me a promise, I won't be rude about it. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know I'm like helping you anymore, but
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  Speaker 1: maybe like take her to an Italian restaurant or something.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, you know, honestly, the only place I really
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  Speaker 1: want to take her pound Town, Like I'd love to
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  Speaker 1: take her there, and I haven't been able to do
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  Speaker 1: that yet. That's gross. Are Is there something wrong with you?
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  Speaker 1: Why would you say that to me? I've talked to
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  Speaker 1: your sister and she says that you've been there a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was just like a joke. I
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  Speaker 1: was trying to, well because you were offended, and I
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  Speaker 1: was trying to like lighten the moods. That's funny. I
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  Speaker 1: was making a joke about how you've been with a
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  Speaker 1: lot of dudes before. You know what I mean? Can
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  Speaker 1: you get it? Okay? Why I never ever talking to
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  Speaker 1: my sister again? Like ut number and never pick up
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  Speaker 1: the phone again. To call her. Do you understand me
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  Speaker 1: will find out where you live. That's kind of weird
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  Speaker 1: because she's the one that told me to call you,
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  Speaker 1: so I don't know that's reading it. I'm gonna call
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  Speaker 1: herd to stop speaking with you because I don't think
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  Speaker 1: she understands. I don't think you understand. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: you understand that this is a prank phone call. That's
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  Speaker 1: all I'm saying, Like I, I don't think you get it.
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  Speaker 1: What did you just say? I said, I don't think
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  Speaker 1: you get it that this is a prank phone call. Um,
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  Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the
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  Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you. Your sister set
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  Speaker 1: you up. Oh my god. That well, now that you
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  Speaker 1: know it's a joke, are you still interested in go
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  Speaker 1: into Poundtown?