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Phone Tap: No Stopping Hammerhead Ned · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: We're just days away from counting down the top ten
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  Speaker 1: phone taps of the year.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, it's happening.
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  Speaker 1: It starts on Monday.
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  Speaker 3: I know that like most normal people mark like the
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  Speaker 3: end of the year by maybe different traditions, this is
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  Speaker 3: my mark at the end of the year. Ye. This
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  Speaker 3: honestly makes it feel like Wow.
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  Speaker 1: I know we're actually doing something nice for people. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: we've got a lot of fans texting in their favorites
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  Speaker 1: of the year. We couldn't fit them all into our
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  Speaker 1: big countdown. That's why today we're giving you a special
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  Speaker 1: bonus honorable mention phone tap where we call a woman
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  Speaker 1: who regularly visits her grandpa at the local retirement center,
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  Speaker 1: but recently it's been caught up in a strange scandal,
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  Speaker 1: a scandal that we totally made up. For this, it's
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  Speaker 1: your honorable mentioned phone tap. Right now, it's another.
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  Speaker 4: Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, I'm looking for Jessica.
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  Speaker 4: This is Jessica.
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  Speaker 3: Hi Jessica. My name's Betty Bangers. I'm one of the
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  Speaker 3: assistants here at the senior facility where your grandpa resides.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, is everything okay?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yes, he's fine, no issues with his health.
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  Speaker 3: Actually good it's quite the opposite.
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  Speaker 2: He's more active than ever.
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  Speaker 4: That's good, right, Well, I.
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  Speaker 3: Don't know if you're understanding what I'm saying here. He's
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  Speaker 3: more active than ever.
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  Speaker 4: He's like going outside and like walking around too much, or.
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  Speaker 2: We really hope he's not taking it outside yet.
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  Speaker 3: No, this is definitely we'll say a bedroom activity.
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  Speaker 4: What.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just want to let you know. I'm speaking
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  Speaker 3: for everyone in the nursing unit and we would just
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  Speaker 3: appreciate it so much if you could stop what you're
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  Speaker 3: doing because it's not.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 3: What.
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  Speaker 2: Look, you can drop the act.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I really don't know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be more direct then. Okay, I need you to
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  Speaker 2: stop delivering the little blue pills to your grandpa.
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  Speaker 4: You gotta be joking, right, that's not really happening. I'm
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  Speaker 4: not sure there's no blue pills.
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  Speaker 2: There's a lot of them, and he's getting them from somewhere.
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  Speaker 4: Well, just to let you know, I had no idea
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  Speaker 4: that this was going on. I'm a little shocked to
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  Speaker 4: myself and I have nothing to do with this. I
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  Speaker 4: don't know why you think I brought him the pills.
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  Speaker 3: Because somebody is providing him with it, and you're the
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  Speaker 3: only person who visits him on a regular basis.
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  Speaker 4: So how do you even know that that's happening? Like,
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  Speaker 4: are you walking in or how do you know?
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  Speaker 2: I wish it was more private.
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  Speaker 3: He was aligned for dinner the other night, and let's
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  Speaker 3: just say he had to take a couple of steps
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  Speaker 3: back from the resident in front of him.
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  Speaker 4: Oh come on, now, that is that's not true.
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  Speaker 2: It is true. I unfortunately witnessed it.
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  Speaker 4: I am not sure what you want me to do
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  Speaker 4: about this, because.
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  Speaker 2: It's not a problem for everyone.
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  Speaker 3: His group of guy friends gave him the nickname hammerhead
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  Speaker 3: ned what he seems to.
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  Speaker 4: Like that, like, this is too much information for me?
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  Speaker 2: That is well, I will say. Even some of the
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  Speaker 2: ladies don't mind.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my good your Agnes Broker hit plane shuffle board.
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  Speaker 2: But when the dog looked at her.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, stop, I do not want to hear that.
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  Speaker 4: It is my grandfather.
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  Speaker 2: Agnes's family didn't want to hear it either. That was
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  Speaker 2: a hard call for me to make.
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  Speaker 4: I don't say anymore I have heard.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not well.
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  Speaker 3: I do think you do need to know this because
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  Speaker 3: your grandpa's.
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  Speaker 2: Been inquiring about starting an only fans account.
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  Speaker 4: There is no way that he's doing that. Does he
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  Speaker 4: even know what OnlyFans is like? He is old?
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  Speaker 3: Well with all the new phones, the seniors nowadays much
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  Speaker 3: more tech savvy. I mean we had one go viral
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  Speaker 3: on TikTok.
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  Speaker 4: They figured out, Oh, I don't know. There's no way
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  Speaker 4: he doesn't know how to use TikTok or only fans.
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  Speaker 4: He can't even use facebooky as trouble texting.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I think you may want to revisit that because
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  Speaker 3: we're also getting so many calls from other female seniors
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  Speaker 3: who don't even live here.
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  Speaker 2: They just want to meet and greet with good old Ned.
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  Speaker 4: Ned is unacceptable. You need to do something about it.
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  Speaker 3: Again, We've tried, so we really need you to do something.
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  Speaker 4: What the hell am I supposed to do about it?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, do you know the show Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 3: in the Morning. They're on the radio.
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  Speaker 4: What does dad have to do with anything?
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  Speaker 3: Well, you should tell them about it so they can
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  Speaker 3: print call his granddaughter. Oh wait, that's you. What this
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  Speaker 3: is actually Brooke from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 3: in the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: It's all a joke.
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  Speaker 4: You even know my grandpa was there. I can't bullet you.
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  Speaker 2: Our sister Dana set you up.
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  Speaker 3: She says you two are planning to visit Grandpa this
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  Speaker 3: weekend and she wanted to freak you out.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god. Ye well, I'm totally freaked out, and
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  Speaker 4: you put an image in my head that I never
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  Speaker 4: ever want to see again.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, you can't deny hammer head ned. He's a real
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  Speaker 2: ladies man around. No, don't call him that ever.
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  Speaker 4: Godness so gross.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, he wants here to be on only fans
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  Speaker 3: with him though, you know he needs some younger bodies
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  Speaker 3: to spice things up.
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  Speaker 4: That's going into some areas that I don't even want
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  Speaker 4: to think about.
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  Speaker 3: The week up, every morning was Foo Tap weekday mornings
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  Speaker 3: on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning