Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Neighbors Helpin' Neighbors
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- 0:16Speaker 2: We call a guy who recently moved into a new house.
- 0:19Speaker 2: And this happened just a couple of weeks ago. So
- 0:21Speaker 2: he's only met a couple of his neighbors.
- 0:23Speaker 3: Okay, well he's about to meet.
- 0:24Speaker 2: One more when I reach out and ask him for
- 0:27Speaker 2: a friendly favor. No, he doesn't know me, but I'm
- 0:30Speaker 2: going to pretend that I live close and I have
- 0:32Speaker 2: an uncomfortable situation going on at my place that I
- 0:37Speaker 2: hope he can step in and fix. This could get
- 0:40Speaker 2: awkward in your phone tap right now?
- 0:43Speaker 3: Any Hello? Hey is this Alex?
- 0:51Speaker 4: Yeah? Who's calling?
- 0:53Speaker 2: My name is Curtis, and I just wanted to say hi.
- 0:55Speaker 2: I heard you moved into our neighborhood.
- 0:58Speaker 3: Oh sweet, Yeah, actually.
- 1:00Speaker 2: Live diagonal from you, a little bit across the street
- 1:02Speaker 2: in the Gray House.
- 1:04Speaker 4: Awesome man, nice to meet you. Yeah, you know we're
- 1:07Speaker 4: having a great time in this neighborhood. So far, it's
- 1:09Speaker 4: it seems really nice.
- 1:11Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it can be sure. Okay, yeah, I
- 1:17Speaker 2: mean neighborhood's fine. But I'm kind of dealing with another
- 1:21Speaker 2: situation and I really could use your help with it.
- 1:26Speaker 4: Uh sure, yeah, what's up? Man?
- 1:29Speaker 3: So I think my wife is messing around behind my back.
- 1:37Speaker 3: That sucks. That sucks, you're telling me. But here's the deal.
- 1:43Speaker 2: I can't prove it yet, but I'm hoping with your help,
- 1:48Speaker 2: maybe I can get this done.
- 1:51Speaker 3: You know, neighbor to neighbor, neighbors helping neighbors sort of thing.
- 1:54Speaker 4: Well, what exactly do you have in mind? Because you know,
- 1:58Speaker 4: I don't know you exactly.
- 2:00Speaker 2: You don't know me. That's why this works. You do
- 2:02Speaker 2: know me, you don't know my wife. And so I
- 2:06Speaker 2: heard you work from home.
- 2:08Speaker 3: Right, yeah, okay, what does that have to do with anything?
- 2:12Speaker 3: That's perfect?
- 2:13Speaker 2: So tomorrow morning, I'm going to leave my house at
- 2:16Speaker 2: around eight thirty in a blue BMW. Okay, and once
- 2:21Speaker 2: you've seen me pull out, just wait about like fifteen
- 2:24Speaker 2: twenty minutes and take your shirt off and go over
- 2:27Speaker 2: to my house with some mail and like an Amazon
- 2:30Speaker 2: box and say, hey, I think this package might belong
- 2:34Speaker 2: to you.
- 2:38Speaker 4: Listen, man, I don't know if you're calling my change.
- 2:41Speaker 2: Okay, well, okay, look, I know what you're thinking. It
- 2:43Speaker 2: sounds pretty amateurish, but it's not. Because I hit a
- 2:47Speaker 2: GoPro inside of this Amazon box so it can film
- 2:51Speaker 2: everything the way my wife can't tell what you're doing.
- 2:55Speaker 4: Why in this scenario do you want me to not
- 2:58Speaker 4: have a shirt on?
- 3:00Speaker 3: You know why? You're gonna do me a solid And
- 3:04Speaker 3: I'm not asking you to go longer than five minutes.
- 3:07Speaker 3: If that's what you're wondering.
- 3:09Speaker 4: Oh god, no.
- 3:10Speaker 2: I just I just need enough footage to prove that
- 3:14Speaker 2: she is definitely cheating.
- 3:16Speaker 4: I don't think this is the way to go about this.
- 3:19Speaker 3: No, I think it is.
- 3:21Speaker 2: You know, Bob, the guy who lives next door to you, Yeah, yeah,
- 3:25Speaker 2: he already did this for me, Bob, Bob did this,
- 3:29Speaker 2: Yeah he did. But the footage that he got was grainy.
- 3:32Speaker 2: So I had him go back three more times, three
- 3:36Speaker 2: more times for what for evidence collecting? And the footage
- 3:40Speaker 2: kept getting worse somehow, and Bob kept asking me, oh,
- 3:43Speaker 2: can I go again.
- 3:44Speaker 3: I'll go back and try again. I'll try again.
- 3:46Speaker 2: Oh, my god, I just think it's better to start over,
- 3:49Speaker 2: new guy, new camera.
- 3:51Speaker 4: I don't know what kind of neighborhood I moved into here.
- 3:54Speaker 3: I mean neighbors helping neighbors.
- 3:56Speaker 4: Even if this is something I would to do, which
- 3:58Speaker 4: it's not. But even if it was something I would
- 4:01Speaker 4: agree to do, there's no way my wife would be
- 4:03Speaker 4: cool with this.
- 4:04Speaker 2: Man, I didn't even think about that getting your wife
- 4:09Speaker 2: involved in this. No, you two come over together. No, No,
- 4:12Speaker 2: maybe do a little role play action two vikings in
- 4:14Speaker 2: a Swede.
- 4:15Speaker 3: You ever done that one before? No? Oh, and I
- 4:18Speaker 3: love that one. My wife goes crazy for it.
- 4:21Speaker 4: Please stop. No, I don't know.
- 4:23Speaker 3: Maybe why she's doing this.
- 4:24Speaker 4: Actually, I'm telling you, man, like you want a cup
- 4:27Speaker 4: of sugar, you can come on over. But oh, you
- 4:30Speaker 4: want to do some weird thing operation on your wife.
- 4:33Speaker 4: I'm not into it, really.
- 4:34Speaker 2: I mean, if you ever had issues in your marriage,
- 4:36Speaker 2: I'd happily come over and do the same for you.
- 4:38Speaker 4: You're not coming over here, man, I don't want you
- 4:41Speaker 4: shirt lists it's dressed like a viking or a suite
- 4:43Speaker 4: or whatever.
- 4:44Speaker 2: That's not what Whatever your wife is into is what
- 4:46Speaker 2: I would do, because she is pretty cute.
- 4:48Speaker 4: Hey, that is that is a line, man, Do not
- 4:51Speaker 4: cross that line.
- 4:52Speaker 3: Well, I mean she told me to tell you that. Yeah, okay,
- 4:56Speaker 3: I'm serious.
- 4:57Speaker 2: Your wife Haley, she listens to that Brooke and jeff
- 5:00Speaker 2: Free show that does the prank calls, you know, like
- 5:01Speaker 2: this one that I'm doing on you. So she told
- 5:04Speaker 2: me to prank you and also tell you.
- 5:06Speaker 4: That what are you What are you talking about?
- 5:09Speaker 2: Because I'm not your neighbor man jeff from Brook and
- 5:13Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning.
- 5:14Speaker 3: This is a phone jet. Are you serious?
- 5:18Speaker 4: Oh my god, Oh my god.
- 5:23Speaker 2: Yeah, your wife Haley told us to call you. She
- 5:29Speaker 2: said that you guys just moved and you've only met
- 5:31Speaker 2: a couple of neighbors, and she thought we could mess
- 5:33Speaker 2: with you.
- 5:36Speaker 4: Oh my god.
- 5:37Speaker 2: Okay, so real quick, last question before I let you
- 5:39Speaker 2: go real life. Two Vikings, one Swede?
- 5:43Speaker 3: Which one? Are you?
- 5:46Speaker 4: My god? Two Vikings one Swede? That is just messed up.
- 5:52Speaker 4: I know you want to go there.
- 5:54Speaker 2: Let me hear you scream Valhalla, no God, wake up
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