Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: You're 1/8th OJ
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- 0:15Speaker 2: Do you y away?
- 0:16Speaker 3: You know those genealogy companies where you send your spit
- 0:19Speaker 3: into their lab and they come back with a big
- 0:21Speaker 3: breakdown of your whole genetic ancestry.
- 0:23Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, I don't trust him at all.
- 0:25Speaker 3: Well, that's how Brooke found out she was related to
- 0:28Speaker 3: her brother in law, okay, and their grandfather was on
- 0:31Speaker 3: the mix. Well what's the ocean equivalent of joining the
- 0:35Speaker 3: Mile High Club, because that's how Brook's family was creating.
- 0:38Speaker 1: I mean, that wasn't my spit. It was my mom's spit.
- 0:41Speaker 3: Okay, she did it, and that's how we found out.
- 0:44Speaker 3: What see, you don't get good information from these states.
- 0:47Speaker 3: Well anyway, Brooks spit aside, We call a guy today
- 0:51Speaker 3: who's been anxiously waiting to get his test results back,
- 0:54Speaker 3: and they're supposed to ride any minute, which is why
- 0:56Speaker 3: we had to tell him immediately about the shocking news
- 1:00Speaker 3: we found in his genetics. It's your phone tap right now.
- 1:06Speaker 2: The twenty.
- 1:11Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, this is Lewis Cannon from twenty three and meters.
- 1:16Speaker 3: Is this Anthony?
- 1:18Speaker 2: Yes, it is.
- 1:19Speaker 3: Hey Anthony. Just wanted to let you know we got
- 1:21Speaker 3: the results from your genealogy test back. Oh great, thank you, Yeah,
- 1:26Speaker 3: of course.
- 1:26Speaker 2: Now.
- 1:26Speaker 3: See, normally we would email them out to you.
- 1:29Speaker 2: But yeah, I was waiting for an email.
- 1:31Speaker 3: I kind of wanted to talk with you in person
- 1:33Speaker 3: because yours was definitely interesting. What do you mean a
- 1:38Speaker 3: lot of the time we can only give you a
- 1:39Speaker 3: general idea of your background in nationality, but for you specifically,
- 1:44Speaker 3: we got a major hit on something that we already
- 1:47Speaker 3: had in our database.
- 1:48Speaker 2: Okay, I am sweating right now.
- 1:50Speaker 3: What is Well, hopefully you're sitting down, because it turns
- 1:54Speaker 3: out you're one eighth OJ.
- 1:58Speaker 2: What do you mean? OJ? What? What the hell is OJ?
- 2:01Speaker 3: You know? OJ Simpson? You're one eighth OJ. That's what
- 2:07Speaker 3: the results say.
- 2:09Speaker 2: No way, no, there's no way I'm one eighth OJ.
- 2:13Speaker 3: I wish that I could tell you different, but I
- 2:14Speaker 3: thought you'd be interested to know you're related to a
- 2:16Speaker 3: famous football player.
- 2:18Speaker 2: The problem is that's not what he's most famous for.
- 2:22Speaker 3: Oh, well, he was in movies too, You're right, so
- 2:24Speaker 3: that's cool.
- 2:24Speaker 2: My gosh, this is ridiculous.
- 2:26Speaker 3: We don't know exactly how you two are related, whether
- 2:29Speaker 3: it's through a great grandfather or if you're one of
- 2:32Speaker 3: OJ's illegitimate children.
- 2:34Speaker 1: What.
- 2:34Speaker 3: We're just not sure.
- 2:35Speaker 2: Say it again. Say that again.
- 2:37Speaker 3: I said, you could be the offspring of one of
- 2:40Speaker 3: the most infamous people of the twentieth century, and I
- 2:43Speaker 3: think that's pretty special.
- 2:45Speaker 2: Oh my god, hearing.
- 2:47Speaker 3: The sound of your voice, are you not happy to
- 2:50Speaker 3: find out you're related to a celebrity?
- 2:52Speaker 2: No? I mean, what do you mean? I'm not happy
- 2:55Speaker 2: to figure out I'm I was thinking Germany and I
- 2:59Speaker 2: was really hoping Australian. I wasn't thinking one eighth oja.
- 3:03Speaker 3: No, Okay, I can sense you're you're frustrated, but you
- 3:06Speaker 3: know what I mean.
- 3:07Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm pretty pissed.
- 3:08Speaker 3: Well, look, let's look on the bright side here. It's
- 3:11Speaker 3: better than the other day when I had to tell
- 3:13Speaker 3: a guy he was one tenth Cuba Gooding Junior. What
- 3:16Speaker 3: so if it could be worse.
- 3:18Speaker 2: How is that worse? How is that worse?
- 3:21Speaker 3: When he was in the movie snow Dogs. I was embarrassing.
- 3:25Speaker 2: You're telling me Cuba Gooding Junior is worse than OJ.
- 3:28Speaker 3: I mean, in my opinion, Yeah, but it's not as
- 3:31Speaker 3: bad as the one guy that threatened to leave the
- 3:33Speaker 3: country when he found out he was related to Mike
- 3:35Speaker 3: the situation Sorrentino, you know from Jersey Shore.
- 3:39Speaker 2: Dude, dude, dude, I don't get it. You're comparing a
- 3:43Speaker 2: reality television guy to Okay, look, Anthony, it's way worse
- 3:48Speaker 2: being me right now.
- 3:49Speaker 3: I understand that you're frustrated. Not everybody is happy when
- 3:52Speaker 3: they get the results back.
- 3:54Speaker 2: You're damn right. I'm not. It's just but what I
- 3:57Speaker 2: was expecting.
- 3:58Speaker 3: I mean, unexpected happens sometimes, and overall you just have
- 4:01Speaker 3: to accept the test is what it is. It's nine accurate.
- 4:05Speaker 2: I don't know how how do I even tell my
- 4:08Speaker 2: family that? I don't know what to tell people.
- 4:11Speaker 3: We could send you a link so you could share
- 4:12Speaker 3: it on your Facebook. Would you like to do that?
- 4:15Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
- 4:17Speaker 3: Instagram? Perhaps?
- 4:19Speaker 2: Do you think this is funny or something I did?
- 4:21Speaker 3: I think it's interesting.
- 4:23Speaker 2: You're telling me to go share this on Instagram? Are
- 4:26Speaker 2: you serious? I mean, if you would go share it
- 4:29Speaker 2: on Facebook. Well, I don't want to put it on
- 4:31Speaker 2: my Facebook.
- 4:32Speaker 3: Okay, I just thought you'd want to get a lot
- 4:34Speaker 3: of likes.
- 4:35Speaker 2: No, I don't want anyone to know about this information.
- 4:39Speaker 3: I mean, do you want them to know that you
- 4:40Speaker 3: got pranked on the radio, because that's even more embarrassing
- 4:43Speaker 3: in my opinion. I mean, share that on your Instagram.
- 4:47Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
- 4:49Speaker 3: Yeah, you can link it to at Brooke and Jeffrey.
- 4:51Speaker 3: Which is the name of the show that's pranking you.
- 4:53Speaker 3: I'm jeff I'm the host.
- 4:55Speaker 2: Oh my.
- 4:58Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my flood pressures up right now? Eight OJ
- 5:04Speaker 3: guard Hey, I'm sorry. Your friend Lauren is the one
- 5:08Speaker 3: who set you.
- 5:09Speaker 2: Up for Oh my.
- 5:12Speaker 3: No. She said that you were waiting on the results
- 5:15Speaker 3: from your genealogy tests and thought we could mess with you.
- 5:18Speaker 2: Oh gosh, I'm gonna get dude.
- 5:21Speaker 3: You were you were shocked by the possibility of being
- 5:25Speaker 3: related to OJ, just a little bit shocked.
- 5:27Speaker 2: That was the last thing I was.
- 5:30Speaker 3: Well, okay, but it is still a lot better than
- 5:32Speaker 3: Cuba Gooding Junior.
- 5:33Speaker 2: Right, thank god I'm not related to whom.
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