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Phone Tap: Hatch Your Phone · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's broken, Jeffrey in the morning. And how many times
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  Speaker 1: have we said on this show technology is advancing so
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  Speaker 1: much we don't even know what's new anymore. Well, we're
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  Speaker 1: going to take advantage of that today by calling a
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  Speaker 1: lady and telling her that we know why her cell
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  Speaker 1: phone isn't working properly. It's because she missed an important
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  Speaker 1: step in the activation process. And it is so out
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  Speaker 1: there that maybe you might think, well, I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: guess it could be true, and she actually does it,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna hear in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, my name is Stuart and calling from Wireless customer support.
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking for Debbie. Yeah, this is me dev According
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  Speaker 1: to my email, you recently purchased a phone from us,
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  Speaker 1: and my supervisor passed on a message to me saying
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  Speaker 1: that you're having some issues with it.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it's a new phone. So I don't get why
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  Speaker 2: this is happening. Every time I was proud to turn
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  Speaker 2: on any app, the phone just completely shuts down.
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  Speaker 1: I understand. So can I ask, are you currently talking
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  Speaker 1: to me on this device?
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm on my husband's phone.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you're all right? That works, So I think I
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  Speaker 1: might know the issue that you're having. Are you familiar
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  Speaker 1: with the new operating system we use called hatch?
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  Speaker 2: No non hatch huh huh.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, in order for your phone to be fully functional,
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  Speaker 1: it needs to hatch out of its shell. What think
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  Speaker 1: of it? Like this? You are the mother of this
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  Speaker 1: brand new baby phone, and you need to hatch it
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  Speaker 1: so that it can come to life.
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  Speaker 2: Oh what? Okay, that sounds ridiculous. What does that mean?
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  Speaker 1: Well, that way, it's not going to go back into
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  Speaker 1: its shell once you start pressing all the buttons and everything,
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  Speaker 1: because that's what it sounds like it's doing right now.
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  Speaker 1: Hasn't been officially birthed yet into the world. I know,
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  Speaker 1: these new phones are kind of crazy. They're highly advanced.
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  Speaker 2: This is too much, not really, though.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna walk you through this. Let me help you
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  Speaker 1: hatch your phone and we can get it all taken
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  Speaker 1: care of for you.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, all right.
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  Speaker 1: So here's what I need you to do. I need
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  Speaker 1: you to get your phone put it in your hand,
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  Speaker 1: all right, this is my hand. Okay, now, gently place
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  Speaker 1: it under your backside area and sit on it.
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  Speaker 2: Phone. No, no way, yes, this is a joke, right,
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  Speaker 2: it's not it.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I know it sounds like a joke, but
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  Speaker 1: the phone actually becomes hatched once it connects with a
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  Speaker 1: human heat source, such as yourself.
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  Speaker 2: I've never heard of anything like this.
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  Speaker 1: I understand, this is all new. The technical term for
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  Speaker 1: it is called thermogenesis. That's the process of heat generation
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  Speaker 1: in your body from one to another. It's all kind
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  Speaker 1: of technical.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't. I can't.
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  Speaker 1: So just let me know when the phone is underneath
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  Speaker 1: you and then we can proceed. Okay, the phone is
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  Speaker 1: underneath me, Okay, all right, So I just want you
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  Speaker 1: to keep me on the phone with you as you
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  Speaker 1: hatch your little one.
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  Speaker 2: This is a joke.
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  Speaker 1: This it not. It's actually, if you think about it,
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  Speaker 1: pretty exciting.
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  Speaker 2: No, it actually isn't. This is ridiculous. Like, I've never
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  Speaker 2: heard of anything like this.
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  Speaker 1: I can tell you're nervous and this is obviously new
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  Speaker 1: to you. So we're going to take this slow. Are
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  Speaker 1: you feeling anything yet? Are you feeling it? Hatch?
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  Speaker 2: No, the phone is not on at all.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to need you to turn the phone
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  Speaker 1: on and then place it back underneath you.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, it's back under you.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it is great.
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  Speaker 1: So now I'm just going to send you a text
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  Speaker 1: message to help out. So you might feel a slight
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  Speaker 1: vibration down there as this occurs, so don't paying attention
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  Speaker 1: to it. I'm just helping the little guy or a
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  Speaker 1: little girl. Hatch do you know if it's a boy
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  Speaker 1: or a girl yet?
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  Speaker 2: I'm not answering that it's a phone. It's a thing.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I know, a few generations ago that's how it was.
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  Speaker 1: But this is going to be a part of your life.
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  Speaker 1: My god, it's a part of your family.
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  Speaker 2: It's too much, ai aia, it's over too much. I
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  Speaker 2: don't like it.
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  Speaker 1: I understand, it's overwhelming. I get that.
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  Speaker 2: Is it done yet it is hatched? Because this is ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: Let me check and yeah, okay, the timer says you
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  Speaker 1: should be all good. Congratulations, mommy, you just hatched a
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  Speaker 1: cell phone?
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  Speaker 2: No way, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Work, go for it. Let's see it start it turned on.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you can try and open an app. Tell me
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  Speaker 1: what it does.
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  Speaker 2: I just opened an app and the whole thing shut
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  Speaker 2: down again. Oh yeah, okay, uh, you said I hatched it.
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  Speaker 2: It's not hacked.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it could be that your bottom isn't quite warm enough.
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  Speaker 2: It's the hottest but in town.
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  Speaker 1: Well that's not true because actually my bottom runs hot.
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  Speaker 1: It's super hot.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is a joke.
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  Speaker 1: I actually they hatched three cell phones this morning before breakfast.
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  Speaker 2: The dumbest thing ever.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. I can kind of agree with you there.
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  Speaker 1: Your husband, Christian actually set you up. Dev I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: My name is jeff You're on the radio right now
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  Speaker 1: with Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning and we're doing
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap on you do that. It was your
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  Speaker 1: husband's idea. He said that you were having some issues
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  Speaker 1: with your phone, so he wanted us to prank you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, he has wato much time on his hand.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because his phone has been hatched, and you just
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  Speaker 1: need to do yours so that you can become a
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  Speaker 1: full family.
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  Speaker 2: I can't. I can't with you wake up every morning
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  Speaker 2: with phone tap weekday mornings on the twenties Brook and
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning.