Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Airbnb With My Stepson
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- 0:00Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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- 0:16Speaker 1: favorite pranks to pull in these phone taps is to
- 0:19Speaker 1: mess with people who've booked an Airbnb, because you know,
- 0:23Speaker 1: they usually don't talk to the owners when they make
- 0:25Speaker 1: their reservations. So we can say that we own the place,
- 0:28Speaker 1: or we manage man or whatever. They'll usually believe us. Yeah,
- 0:31Speaker 1: and that's what happens today when one woman is excited
- 0:35Speaker 1: to take her family on a vacation this upcoming weekend.
- 0:38Speaker 1: But I don't know if she'll feel the same way
- 0:40Speaker 1: after she speaks to Brooke because we're making a slight
- 0:44Speaker 1: adjustment to her plans. She's not gonna like it. You're
- 0:48Speaker 1: gonna hear it in your phone tap right now. Mornings
- 0:53Speaker 1: on the twenties. Hello hey, oh hello, hello, hello oh Hi?
- 1:05Speaker 1: Sorry is this Marie car Yes, Hi, I'm Bailey. I
- 1:11Speaker 1: own the airbnbu book for this weekend. Okay, I am
- 1:16Speaker 1: so sorry to do this to you last minute, but
- 1:18Speaker 1: something came up and unfortunately, there is a problem with
- 1:21Speaker 1: your booking. Wait what kind of problems? Someone reserved it
- 1:25Speaker 1: on another rental site. Have you ever been to furry
- 1:28Speaker 1: friends dot net. No, let's just say it's not for
- 1:33Speaker 1: pet lovers. But they did book it ahead of you. Wait. Wait,
- 1:37Speaker 1: my family suppsed to travel in a few days, and
- 1:40Speaker 1: you're you're canceling on me. Oh no, no, no, we're
- 1:44Speaker 1: not canceling. That would mean we'd lose your money. No,
- 1:47Speaker 1: we're moving you. I'm sorrying, I don't understand. You're moving us. Yeah,
- 1:51Speaker 1: technically we can do that under the Airbnb rules. Wait,
- 1:56Speaker 1: don't you know. I think you're gonna love it. You're
- 1:58Speaker 1: gonna be staying at my house, your house, don't worry.
- 2:02Speaker 1: I should have said I'm not going to be there.
- 2:04Speaker 1: My husband and I are on vacation. It's just a
- 2:07Speaker 1: stone throw away from the original property you rented. I don't.
- 2:11Speaker 1: I haven't seen any pictures. I don't. I don't know
- 2:13Speaker 1: anything about this with your house. I don't know anything.
- 2:16Speaker 1: This is great. It's actually nicer, a little bigger, which
- 2:20Speaker 1: will be helpful considering my stepson Peter will be there,
- 2:25Speaker 1: your stepson, It's gonna be there. Oh, I have kids.
- 2:29Speaker 1: It's okay. He would have come on vacation with us,
- 2:32Speaker 1: but he's grounded for excessive pornography. I know. Somehow he
- 2:37Speaker 1: hacked as a Nintendo switch and got on a promiscuous
- 2:39Speaker 1: Italian website. Oh my god. Honestly I didn't even know
- 2:43Speaker 1: the Amish lived in Italy, but clearly they're loving it.
- 2:47Speaker 1: I don't even know what to say right now. It's
- 2:49Speaker 1: that I'm not saying at your house with your step son.
- 2:52Speaker 1: It's not going to be a big deal. You see,
- 2:54Speaker 1: Peter won't bother you. He mostly stays into his room.
- 2:57Speaker 1: You just got to make sure you feed him. You
- 2:58Speaker 1: can just slide food, No, it's easy right under his door.
- 3:02Speaker 1: He likes grilled cheese, slice pickles in butter. But make
- 3:05Speaker 1: sure Peter is using the butter on his toast and
- 3:08Speaker 1: not for other things. I know are you're asking me?
- 3:12Speaker 1: This doesn't make any sense. I know this is unusual.
- 3:16Speaker 1: Yeah it is. Yeah, I appreciate you helping out our family.
- 3:19Speaker 1: I just need to tell you, you know, if you
- 3:21Speaker 1: do hear some strange noises coming from his room. I've
- 3:23Speaker 1: found it effective to knock three times quickly, just like that.
- 3:28Speaker 1: He'll stop doing whatever he's doing in there. I'm not
- 3:31Speaker 1: parenting your pervy step son. I don't know whatever's going
- 3:34Speaker 1: on in that house. Don't we all have a wild
- 3:36Speaker 1: side if that's what you call a wild side to No,
- 3:39Speaker 1: we don't have a wild side. I think your husband might,
- 3:44Speaker 1: excuse me, definitely has a wild side. What does that
- 3:46Speaker 1: cupose to mean? You don't even know my husband? Don't
- 3:49Speaker 1: like that, don't I though? I mean, I know he's
- 3:52Speaker 1: wild enough to ask a radio station to do a
- 3:54Speaker 1: prank phone call on you. Very naughty boy. What a
- 4:00Speaker 1: prank phone call? It's just a joke. It's all a joke.
- 4:05Speaker 1: My name's actually Broke from the radio show Broke A.
- 4:07Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.
- 4:09Speaker 1: No way, leave your husband Leo. He said, you've been
- 4:16Speaker 1: looking forward to this family vacation for months and wanted
- 4:18Speaker 1: to mess with you. Oh my god, my heart is raped.
- 4:23Speaker 1: Oh I should warn you. Peter likes to call the
- 4:26Speaker 1: chat line lusty latinas, so if you hear him talking
- 4:29Speaker 1: in Spanish, I just ignore it, or three times knock
- 4:34Speaker 1: right there? Wake up? Every morning with phone taps weekday mornings.
- 4:40Speaker 1: On the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,