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Phone Tap PODCAST: Pizza Guy Love · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

• 0:04
  Speaker 1: On the twenties. Well, yeah, I was looking for a Caitlin. Yes,
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: she's not here right now? Was this? My name is Seth.
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: I met her the other day delivering a pizza there.
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to see if, um, if I could
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: leave a message for her. Oh okay, to somethppen with
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: the credit card or something. Oh no, um a wait,
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: who are you her brother or uncle or you know
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: something like that. No, I'm her boyfriend. Oh oh okay,
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: she didn't mention that she had a boyfriend. So, um,
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: when did you talk to her? I was just the
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: other day when I delivered a pizza. There are you here?
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: What what day was that? It was on Thursday? And I,
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: you know, I just got the phone number off the
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: receipt thing and thought i'd give her a call, because
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: why are you calling her? If I can be completely
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: honest with you, Her and I had a little bit
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: of a moment there. What do you need a moment? Yeah?
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: I could pick up on a vibe there. She was
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: just putting it out there, and so I thought a
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: wake up call. Guy, I don't think my girlfriend is
• 1:06
  Speaker 1: gonna be hitting on the minimum wage pizza guy. Oh
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: so well, I don't know how your your mind works.
• 1:12
  Speaker 1: Like when I was leaving, you could just like she
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: kind of gave me this look that was like, call me, so,
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: what are you kidding me? I mean, you must think
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: every chick you deliver a pizza two once? The man?
• 1:22
  Speaker 1: What do you work? Dude? What com pizza place you from?
• 1:25
  Speaker 1: You know? I don't want to argue with you, okay,
• 1:27
  Speaker 1: because this is going nowhere. I just wanted to get
• 1:29
  Speaker 1: her number, so I could, you know, talk to her
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: for a minute. I'm not giving you my conference number.
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know what planet you live on. But in
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: all honesty, my girlfriend would never run a pizza boy. Okay, okay,
• 1:45
  Speaker 1: well fine, you weren't there. Oh yeah, here's the thing
• 1:48
  Speaker 1: about me. Here's the thing about me. Okay, I'm kind
• 1:50
  Speaker 1: of a hopeless romantic and I don't care if God, dude,
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: I don't care if she jokes. Man, you're a joke.
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: I don't care if she's got a boyfriend trying to
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: stand in the way. Dude, I oh, so you want
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: me to right, you know what? You want me to
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: come down there? We can talk about this in person.
• 2:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know if that's you like to do things
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: but I don't know if you've been listening to me.
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: I'm not interested in talking to you. I'm interesting talking
• 2:09
  Speaker 1: to her. Well, you're talking to me right now, okay, face,
• 2:13
  Speaker 1: and that's what it's going to be. And if you
• 2:14
  Speaker 1: want to talk to her, you're not have to go
• 2:16
  Speaker 1: through me. All you keep talking about the fact that
• 2:18
  Speaker 1: I deliver pizzas or whatever. What do you do? Tough guy?
• 2:21
  Speaker 1: Welcome the internet, dude, you work on the internet. What's
• 2:25
  Speaker 1: that You work on the internet? So you just went
• 2:26
  Speaker 1: like watch YouTube videos all day like a loser. You
• 2:31
  Speaker 1: sell on the internet. I can give you a baggage
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: for twenty bucks. You let me know. That's disgusting. Dude.
• 2:40
  Speaker 1: I called up to talk to your girlfriend, you know,
• 2:42
  Speaker 1: because I felt the connection, and now you're talking about
• 2:44
  Speaker 1: why So I wish I was recording this call. Dude,
• 2:47
  Speaker 1: I wish I was recording this call so bad. You
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: know what, don't worry about it because I am yeah
• 2:52
  Speaker 1: right right. You know. The bottom line is I know
• 2:55
  Speaker 1: where you work. I'm going in. I might even bringing
• 2:58
  Speaker 1: my chicken and we'll see where this ends up, you
• 3:01
  Speaker 1: know what. Bring her in? Bring her in? Yeah, because
• 3:04
  Speaker 1: i'd like to Ben you're right in front of you
• 3:07
  Speaker 1: and just give her your ask. Are you kidding me?
• 3:11
  Speaker 1: Right now? What kind of person are you? Man? Jesus Christ? Seriously, man,
• 3:21
  Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning,
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap
• 3:26
  Speaker 1: on you your girlfriend saying, oh my god, dude, that
• 3:30
  Speaker 1: was cool. I'm seriously, I'm ready to kill someone right now.
• 3:34
  Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubil phone taps weekday mornings
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  Speaker 1: on the twenty five