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Phone Tap: Old Alan the Barista · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Today, we prank a woman who's fairly high strung because
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  Speaker 2: of her stressful job managing a well known coffee franchise.
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  Speaker 3: Oh oh my.
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  Speaker 1: Gosh, I know, but high strong people are so fun
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  Speaker 1: to prank.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, she works really hard, rarely gets time off.
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  Speaker 2: She needs it, though, So what are her employees do
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  Speaker 2: to pay her back once she's finally relaxed on vacation. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: ask us to mess with her and tell her. The
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  Speaker 2: only barista working today is a brand new hire. An
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  Speaker 2: octogenarian named Alan Winter brought him who's never made a
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  Speaker 2: cup of coffee in his life, but he's excited to
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  Speaker 2: tell her about it. In your phone tap right now?
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  Speaker 1: Another Hello, Hey.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, shut up over there, I saw you stealing spoons?
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  Speaker 3: You got paper?
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  Speaker 1: Hello?
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  Speaker 3: Reps Kellian get back here?
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  Speaker 2: Hello?
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  Speaker 3: Oh hi, who's this.
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  Speaker 2: You called me?
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  Speaker 1: Who is this?
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  Speaker 3: My name is Alan, Alan went to your bottom. I
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  Speaker 3: think you're my manager.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, what?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know Noel. Yeah, she hired me yesterday and
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  Speaker 3: she gave me your number in case of emergencies. I
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  Speaker 3: should call you.
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  Speaker 2: Noel hired you.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently she was going to some kind of shindig Austin
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  Speaker 3: City's limits to get mucked up whatever that means.
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  Speaker 2: Are you right now?
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  Speaker 3: I just needed a job and the post office wasn't hiring,
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  Speaker 3: so Noel said, Okay, put on this apron thing.
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  Speaker 1: Wait.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, you're at the comstock right now.
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  Speaker 1: Who's with you?
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  Speaker 2: Who's with you?
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  Speaker 3: Uh? Well, nobody. There's a long line of customers, and
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  Speaker 3: I can't find the ham for this matcha Giado.
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  Speaker 2: Thing ham for a macchiato.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that that's it, the fancy Italian sandwich thingwich.
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  Speaker 2: It's a drink.
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  Speaker 3: Is a drink, It's a drink.
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  Speaker 2: Oh not put ham in it?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was one of them new fangled devil
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  Speaker 3: foods like avocado toast. Young people love.
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  Speaker 1: You even drink coffee before.
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  Speaker 3: Oh gosh, this is espresso machine has got so many buttons.
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  Speaker 1: It's like it's a.
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  Speaker 3: An alien space. Oh my god, would you look at
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  Speaker 3: that it's doing its thing all on its own. What's
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  Speaker 3: wrong with this thing?
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  Speaker 1: You know?
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  Speaker 3: It's just coming out brown?
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's coffee, coffee brown.
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  Speaker 3: When are people spending so much money on this crap?
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  Speaker 2: They want to and it gives us work today, you're all.
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  Speaker 3: Getting ripped off. You shouldn't be buying this. I can
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  Speaker 3: make it for myself at home for thirty cents.
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  Speaker 2: That.
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  Speaker 3: We don't have jobs, alan if they do that, we
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  Speaker 3: don't have jokes. By the way, well, I got you
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  Speaker 3: on the phone, some wah who tried to break me
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  Speaker 3: with a sissy drink it down. It was so dumb.
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  Speaker 3: Hold on, he said, half calf oat milk, extra foam
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  Speaker 3: with exactly two and a half pumps of.
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  Speaker 2: That's a real drink.
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  Speaker 1: That's a real order.
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  Speaker 2: Onto the love of God, stopped calling customers drink sissy drink.
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  Speaker 3: Oh so it's a real drink.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I guess the probably.
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  Speaker 3: You shouldn't have slept and.
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  Speaker 1: Snow.
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  Speaker 3: That's my bad.
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  Speaker 2: How you did not slap a customer?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? His lawyer called, what Oh yeah, I kind of
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  Speaker 3: admitted to it.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, he was not happy.
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  Speaker 1: Though, Oh my god, it's not happening on my vacation.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not happy either. It's my break time and here's
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  Speaker 3: about forty people in this giant line right now. They're
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  Speaker 3: all pretty angry with me.
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  Speaker 1: Well they should be.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm tired, so maybe maybe I could clear him
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  Speaker 3: out by telling that story about how I survived Niagara Falls.
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  Speaker 2: How are you well?
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  Speaker 3: I'm old enough to take prank phone call request from
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  Speaker 3: your coworker Tyler. I still thinks those are funny.
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  Speaker 1: What happened to the noise?
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  Speaker 2: Why is it quiet?
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  Speaker 3: Because all the customers left when they realized that I'm
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  Speaker 3: actually Jeff from the radio show Broke and Effy in
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  Speaker 3: the Morning and we're doing a phone tap on.
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  Speaker 2: You, Vicky. Are you joking? No, I'm serious. Your coworker
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  Speaker 2: Tyler wanted to set you up for a prank because
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  Speaker 2: he said you're on vacation and he wanted to mess
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  Speaker 2: with you. No way, no way. Yeah, he seemed pretty
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  Speaker 2: frustrated there for a second.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not really sure why.
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  Speaker 2: I was frustrated because I thought that this was my
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  Speaker 2: last day with the company and they were going to
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  Speaker 2: fire me.
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  Speaker 1: If that's the.
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  Speaker 3: Caation, you're on your way out. Can I get a
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  Speaker 3: free muffin? Yummy?
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  Speaker 2: If I ever hear that voice again, Vicky, don't be afraid.
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  Speaker 3: You sound like a cutie. Didn't we meet over She's
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  Speaker 3: when I was stationed in Normandy.
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  Speaker 1: That was probably my grandmother. We look exactly alike.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she was a fire cracker.
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  Speaker 1: Wake up every morning, have weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,