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Phone Tap PODCAST: Dumber Plumber · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. And now
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  Speaker 1: it's time for your free money phone tap. And today
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  Speaker 1: we call a guy who's been having issues with the
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  Speaker 1: toilet in his condo. So while he's out on vacation,
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  Speaker 1: he had a friend led a plumber in to take
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  Speaker 1: a look at it. And now his biggest nightmare scenario
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  Speaker 1: is about to come true because he doesn't realize he
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  Speaker 1: hired our own Jose Bologna to be the plumber. And
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  Speaker 1: Jose's forte is not really fixing problems. Yeah, he's a
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  Speaker 1: lot better at making small ones really big. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: when it comes to plumbing, definitely. So you'll hear what
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  Speaker 1: happens in your brand new phone tap right now, it's
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  Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey's sweet money phone Taps only on Luvia
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  Speaker 1: ninety two point five. You're a chance to win five.
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  Speaker 1: Hello is this James, Yes it is Hey, this is
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  Speaker 1: Brad I'm the plumber that's working on your house. Oh okay,
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  Speaker 1: how can I help you? I'm sorry to bother you.
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  Speaker 1: I know you're on vacation, but I just wanted to
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  Speaker 1: call you because your toilet issue is a little more
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  Speaker 1: serious than I initially thought. What do you mean. I
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  Speaker 1: thought it was a small clog, a leak or something
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  Speaker 1: like that. Well it was, and I thought that I
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  Speaker 1: had fixed it. But then I flushed a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: legos down there just to make sure that it was working.
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  Speaker 1: You did work, and that really messed it up, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I thought the legos might help, like push the rest
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  Speaker 1: of the clog out, but I'm pretty sure they just
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  Speaker 1: locked together and made it way worse. Of course it
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  Speaker 1: made it worse, you idiot. What do you think is
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  Speaker 1: gonna happen? It's clawed, the stuff more stuffed down there. Well, relax,
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  Speaker 1: don't worry. I handled it and I slept on it,
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  Speaker 1: got up next morning and I fixed it and it's
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  Speaker 1: all good. Now it's fixed. Yes, it is fixed, and
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  Speaker 1: the toilets working one hundred percent. It flushes, no legos, no,
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  Speaker 1: nothing that's good. But listen, I'm not paying any extra
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  Speaker 1: for any extra time it took for your mistake. No, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no extra payments. I do recommend, though, that you get
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  Speaker 1: a new mattress. What the hell is that supposed to me?
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  Speaker 1: Your mattress you know when you sleep? Yeah, it is rough, bro,
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  Speaker 1: How do you sleep at night? Oh? My back is
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  Speaker 1: killing me. Are you telling me you slept on my mattress?
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  Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I just told you that I slept
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  Speaker 1: on it, and then I went back and fixed the toilet.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, where am I supposed to sleep on your floor?
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  Speaker 1: I told you you could sleep in my bed. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't think it was a big deal. It is a
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  Speaker 1: big deal. I don't want you to sleep in like
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  Speaker 1: sep in your own bed, if I'm being honest. Your
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  Speaker 1: bed is a lot bigger than mine. So I figured,
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  Speaker 1: you know, it'd be perfect for me and the wife.
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  Speaker 1: You slept in my bed with your wife. Duh. I
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  Speaker 1: get scared sleeping alone, especially in a stranger's house. By
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  Speaker 1: let me let me get the street. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: you come over to my toilet's clogged, You make it worse,
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  Speaker 1: and then you come and you sleep in my bed
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  Speaker 1: with your wife. Look kind of a hold on, hold on,
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  Speaker 1: let's all relax. I'm sensing you're getting upset here, sir,
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  Speaker 1: Damn Rod, I'm getting upset. I've never heard of such
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  Speaker 1: a thing. You have to sleep in my bed to
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  Speaker 1: figure it out. And I don't know what come in
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  Speaker 1: an operation you're you're running. I'm gonna speak to a
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  Speaker 1: supervisor right now. I would call him, but he's asleep
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  Speaker 1: right now. He's at your house. It's his turn. We're
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  Speaker 1: taking What did you do? We're taking shifts. I thought
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  Speaker 1: it was okay because no one was here. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: you're not coming back for a few days. You're still
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  Speaker 1: on vacation, right. I know that plumbers aren't supposed to
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  Speaker 1: be the smartest people in the world, but you take
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  Speaker 1: the cake, all right? Well, you must have the biggest
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  Speaker 1: butt crack in the world. All right, sir, My butt
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  Speaker 1: crack is beautiful. I don't even want to hear about it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure it's discussing me. You were sleeping, my bet,
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  Speaker 1: that's disgusting. I sleep naked only when I'm with my wife.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to shut up away. I just want you out
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  Speaker 1: of my house. I'm gonna call the police, are right,
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  Speaker 1: you understand? Do you want me to flip your mattress
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  Speaker 1: before I go because it probably won't anything. You understand,
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  Speaker 1: because get out of my house. I have to touch
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  Speaker 1: the door knob to get out, though I don't pull
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  Speaker 1: all right, damn it, I'm gonna suit up. Batty. You're
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  Speaker 1: on your company. Okay, Well, you can't really sue me
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  Speaker 1: because I'm not at your house. What do you mean
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  Speaker 1: You're not at my house. I'm at a radio station.
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  Speaker 1: Because this is Jose from the radio show Brick at
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? It's a prank. Your wife, Jenny,
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  Speaker 1: she set you up. She said that you were on vacation,
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  Speaker 1: so she wanted us to mess with you Somehow are
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  Speaker 1: you I don't believe you. I was having a good
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  Speaker 1: time on my vacation and then you get this more
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  Speaker 1: imbecile looking levels in my tour. Hey, Hey, in my defense,
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  Speaker 1: I really am an imbecile in real life. You definitely
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  Speaker 1: sound like one. Look at Jeffrey's free money phone at
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  Speaker 1: weekday mornings at seven, twenty, eight, twenty and nine twenty.
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  Speaker 1: We have five hundred dollars. Now call one eight six six,
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  Speaker 1: move it ninety two five