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Phone Tap PODCAST: Disney Plus Plus · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. All right,
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  Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. And remember when they're
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  Speaker 1: only used to be like two or three video streaming apps? Now,
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  Speaker 1: is it? Yeah? Wow, it feels like a long time ago,
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  Speaker 1: But it really wasn't like these two were the only
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  Speaker 1: ones were ever. Yeah, and now there's like over a
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  Speaker 1: hundred one for every single TV channel that's ever existed,
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  Speaker 1: and you're paying fifteen bucks a month for each one.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. It was all a ploy the whole
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  Speaker 1: time they told us cutting the cable, cutting the cord
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  Speaker 1: was going to be cheaper. Well, we're about to call
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  Speaker 1: a customer of a very popular one to let her
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  Speaker 1: know she's been randomly selected for a complimentary, free upgrade. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: but once she agrees to it, that's when I tell
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  Speaker 1: her what she's act we'll get with her new upgraded service,
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  Speaker 1: and suddenly she's not so happy. You'll hear it in
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  Speaker 1: your phone. Tap right now the twenties tell me. I'm hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking to speak with Andrea. This is Andrea. How
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  Speaker 1: can I help you? Hi, Andrea, My name's Draymond. I'm
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  Speaker 1: a customer service representative from Disney Plus streaming service. How
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  Speaker 1: are you doing today? I'm doing good. How are you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing all right. I was just calling to ask
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  Speaker 1: if you saw the email that we sent out announcing
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  Speaker 1: our new streaming package. Um. No, you're one of the
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  Speaker 1: few customers selected for a complimentary upgrade, so I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: sure if you'd seen it or if you'd heard about
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  Speaker 1: that yet. No. I haven't heard anything, but that sounds good.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, Well, your service is going to change if
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  Speaker 1: you agree to it. I can tell you about it
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  Speaker 1: real quick, if you have a moment. What do you
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  Speaker 1: mean it's going to change. We love it the way
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  Speaker 1: it is. Oh no, absolutely, But this change is for
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  Speaker 1: the better because the new plan is a really great deal.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to get deleted scenes from all our classic movies,
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  Speaker 1: and it's going to stream significantly faster. I have to
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  Speaker 1: pay anymore, do I? I mean? I won't have an increase, right,
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  Speaker 1: It'll be the same. Oh right, you're going to pay
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  Speaker 1: the exact same amount as you were before. All I
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  Speaker 1: would need from you is to just verbally agree over
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  Speaker 1: the phone that you would like to upgrade your package. Well, sure,
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  Speaker 1: I will verbally agree to this, especially since I don't
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  Speaker 1: have to pay any extra sound good? Excellent? Excellent? Andrea? Okay, well, congratulations,
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  Speaker 1: you are now upgraded officially to Disney Plus Plus. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Smell me okay now before I let you go. The
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  Speaker 1: most exciting part of this is that you're only going
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  Speaker 1: to have access to Disney sequels and prequels, but no originals.
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  Speaker 1: But that doesn't sound good. I mean, in my opinion,
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  Speaker 1: they're actually better. Why would that be better? We wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: even know how it started or what the you know, Like,
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  Speaker 1: I really want to recommend you Aladdin six, Iago's Bizarre
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  Speaker 1: Hair Day. No, it's so good, you know what. The
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  Speaker 1: kids they don't know anything about Aladdin at all, so
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  Speaker 1: they need to see the beginning to even what do
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  Speaker 1: you really need to know about Aladdin? He's a thieving
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  Speaker 1: peasant who gets lucky one day and he ends up
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  Speaker 1: with a magic lamp. And there I just told you
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  Speaker 1: the whole movie in ten seconds. That's why everybody watches
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  Speaker 1: the originals. The prequels and the sequels are the worst movies.
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  Speaker 1: They're actually the best. You just haven't watched enough. All
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  Speaker 1: we do is stream all these channels. I get calls
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  Speaker 1: from all these other streaming services, but we were at
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  Speaker 1: least happy with what we were getting before. I understand that.
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  Speaker 1: But none of those other streaming services offer Lion King
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  Speaker 1: one and a half Lyon King one and a half.
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  Speaker 1: I've never even heard of Lyons King one and a half.
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  Speaker 1: It's in between the first Lion King in the second
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  Speaker 1: Lion King, where you just see Nalla's pregnancy. I don't
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  Speaker 1: even think I care about this. This is not even
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  Speaker 1: something I want my family and I care about. It
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  Speaker 1: was a really, really inspiring pregnancy. I don't think this
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  Speaker 1: is right for kids. They don't need to see this pregnancy. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if you feel that way, then I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you definitely don't watch Cinderella three. If you're oh my gosh,
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  Speaker 1: and Cinderella three does she get pregnant. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to give too much of it away, but they do
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  Speaker 1: show some of Cinderella's honeymoon scenes very tasty. Cderella's honeymoon scene.
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  Speaker 1: I was not a fan of Prince Charming until I
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  Speaker 1: saw him on his hunt. Oh there's no way. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, really stepped his game up. Yeah, okay, this
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  Speaker 1: sounds insane. Why would anybody want Disney plus plus? Just
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  Speaker 1: give me the plus. I don't want to double plus.
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  Speaker 1: But ma'am, if you don't have Disney Plus Plus, then
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  Speaker 1: you won't have access to Little Mermaid five where Sebastian
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  Speaker 1: gets crabs. No way, and that's weird because he is
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  Speaker 1: a crab, all right, and then he has to sell
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  Speaker 1: his soul to Ursula to get the antibiotics. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to talk about this anymore, and I want to
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  Speaker 1: talk to your supervisor immediately. M he's actually busy right
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  Speaker 1: now watching the Mary Poppins prequel where she dances her
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  Speaker 1: way through boarding school. But I could take a message.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care about this. I don't want my family
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  Speaker 1: involved in this. This is just a bad Actually, I
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  Speaker 1: think your family does want to be involved in this,
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  Speaker 1: because they're the ones who told me to call you.
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  Speaker 1: My family told you to call me. Yeah, they were
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  Speaker 1: the ones that set you up for this prank call?
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  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? I'm not because This is actually
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  Speaker 1: a joke. My name is Jeffrey from the radio show
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  Speaker 1: Broken Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. Oh my gosh, your husband Jared set you up.
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  Speaker 1: You said you do complaining about all the new streaming
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  Speaker 1: services you have to buy, and you just want to
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  Speaker 1: go back to cable. I can't believe you did that.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, don't worry. You just have Disney Plus, not
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  Speaker 1: Plus Plus, thank god. But I still do recommend Cinderella three.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, something else happens to her pumpkins at midnight.
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  Speaker 1: It's magical every morning.