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Phone Tap: Tik Tak Wants A Magician · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And we know
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  Speaker 1: clowns aren't exactly huge right now, not getting a ton
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  Speaker 1: of bookings.
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  Speaker 2: Poor clowns if they try to make the world.
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  Speaker 1: Happy, right and what just because of the stigma, Like,
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  Speaker 1: oh yeah, I hired a clown once for a birthday
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  Speaker 1: party and they ended up killing everyone.
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  Speaker 2: That has not happened horror movie.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying it's a stigma. So clowns are out,
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  Speaker 1: but magicians they're still hot.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, a man who goes by the name Tic
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  Speaker 1: Tac is looking to get in touch with one, not
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  Speaker 1: to book a performance, but for a.
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  Speaker 2: More practical reason.
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  Speaker 1: You'll find out in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 3: Another Hi, magic entertainment, This is him. I'm not going
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  Speaker 3: to help you.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, is this like the Magic Show place or whatever?
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  Speaker 4: We do have magicians and that we do for private
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  Speaker 4: and corporate events. Are you're interested in hiring someone?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're the place. That's awesome. Man, I found you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh well we are awesome. How can I help you today?
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  Speaker 5: Well, like my cousin Theodo, his nephew just had a birthday,
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  Speaker 5: or like maybe it was his niece's insignia.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Man, I've been going out of parties lately,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 5: All right, Anyways, they had a magician there. I believe
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  Speaker 5: it was from your establishment. His name was like Presto Paul,
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  Speaker 5: or like paula depression or something like, I don't remember.
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  Speaker 4: Paul. Well, I think all the magicians are depressed, but
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  Speaker 4: they're all very good at what they do.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wait a minute, that was like a joker or something.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, I'm just trying to like it.
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  Speaker 5: Oh you like magicians and comleans like this place, man,
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  Speaker 5: You're fine.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'm a little busy right now.
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  Speaker 3: But we do have a magician. His name is Paul. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: maybe the guy you're.
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  Speaker 4: Talking about, But i'd be happy to help you book him.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, I'm good on that.
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  Speaker 5: But like he did something that like blew me away.
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  Speaker 4: So yeah, have.
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  Speaker 2: You seen the trick he does?
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  Speaker 5: Well, he like escaped a pair of handcuffs while he
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  Speaker 5: was locked in a box.
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  Speaker 2: Crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of him do that. It's very common.
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  Speaker 5: Oh well, i'd have to admit I've been in a
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  Speaker 5: very similar situation. I would love to learn that skill set,
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  Speaker 5: like maybe a future magic show.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so you need help getting out of handcuffs.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I mean, everybody's been in a situation where you
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  Speaker 5: need to get out of a pair of cops.
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  Speaker 2: It's a very valuable skill to have, like in case
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  Speaker 2: of emergency.
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  Speaker 4: I've never been in handcuffs, so I don't know that
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  Speaker 4: that's a valuable skill.
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  Speaker 3: Anything else.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was just wondering if he could have come
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  Speaker 5: over and like, you know, he could show me and
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  Speaker 5: I'll have my cousin dress up as like a prison guard,
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  Speaker 5: like or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: Look, if you're trying to do some kind of weird
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  Speaker 4: role playing situation, my company doesn't want to be a
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  Speaker 4: part of that.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, maybe I'm telling you about the wrong track.
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  Speaker 5: I think that's the problem here, you know, because did
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  Speaker 5: you see the rabbit one.
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  Speaker 4: They're every single magician they have the rabbit trick.
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  Speaker 2: No, but like I don't know how to do it.
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  Speaker 5: Like, for example, let's say I'm in the middle of
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  Speaker 5: a mall and all of a sudden, people's wallets just
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  Speaker 5: start missing, and I'm just like running down the corridor
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  Speaker 5: with my magic hat, like, oh, this one disappeared.
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  Speaker 2: This one reappeared. Like I can help people find them.
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  Speaker 5: We'll take them, you know, like whatever the situation requires.
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  Speaker 4: You know what, I think that you are trying to
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  Speaker 4: learn magic for bad intentions.
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  Speaker 3: And I really don't like this conversation.
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  Speaker 5: Oh hey, man, let's like Voldemort than Harry Potter, Like
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  Speaker 5: I don't use dark magic or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: I want the good magic.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 4: Sure, I'm saying that you are trying to use magic
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  Speaker 4: to steal things and it's not appropriate.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah wait a minute, I never said that, you know.
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  Speaker 4: You implied it.
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  Speaker 3: No, you're that's how that we need We don't.
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  Speaker 4: We don't want to partake in this part of the behavior.
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  Speaker 2: This is just like a party trick, lady.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I saw Paul Depresso or whatever his name is,
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  Speaker 5: and he was doing something like song people in half.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, sir, These are tricks. You
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  Speaker 4: understand that they are illusions. They're magic tricks. They're not real.
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  Speaker 5: No. But like, let's just say, like you found the
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  Speaker 5: body and you want to cleanly disperse and get rid
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  Speaker 5: of it or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: You would call them nine to one one if that happened.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, cops, man, I don't oh, I mean, yeah, the cops.
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  Speaker 5: I should call the police, because that's what a normal
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  Speaker 5: citizen would.
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  Speaker 2: Do without warrants. Okay, they're my best friends. I love
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  Speaker 2: the cops and they're little doggies.
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  Speaker 3: We're done here.
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  Speaker 2: Well wait, all I.
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  Speaker 5: Asked for was for you to teach me how to
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  Speaker 5: get out of handcuffs and make bodies disappear and maybe animals.
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  Speaker 4: That's exactly why I'm getting off the phone.
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  Speaker 5: Oh man, Sarah was right. Man, you really are mean,
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  Speaker 5: you know Sarah like you're your coworker.
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  Speaker 4: What Actually, she.
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  Speaker 2: Told me you have a good sense of humor.
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  Speaker 5: Because this is Jose from the radio show Brook and
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  Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing a phone.
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  Speaker 4: Tap on your Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 3: I see you for me.
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  Speaker 4: This is crazy. You guys are nuts.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we're not nuts, man.
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  Speaker 5: What's nuts is that you're withholding all of these beautiful
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  Speaker 5: skills and information that the public needs to learn. I'm
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  Speaker 5: still in a pair of handcuffs right now as we speak.
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  Speaker 2: Wake Up.
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  Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning