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Phone Tap PODCAST: Bumper Sticker · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: time for your phone tap, and let me ask do
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  Speaker 1: you like your neighbors? I do I really like my neighbors.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know them. M My guess is, if you're listening,
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  Speaker 1: there's probably at least one person who lives near you.
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  Speaker 1: Then you're thinking I probably wouldn't be crying too much
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  Speaker 1: if they suddenly moved away. Okay, I mean yeah, there's
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  Speaker 1: always one. Yeah for sure. Well, one lady believes she
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  Speaker 1: doesn't have any problems with any of the people on
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  Speaker 1: her block until now, when our own Brook Fox calls
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  Speaker 1: to say there's something that this woman is doing that's
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  Speaker 1: really making her mad. She needs to have a one
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  Speaker 1: on one conversation to address it, no matter how crazy
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  Speaker 1: the issue might be. So I feel bad because this
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  Speaker 1: woman's about to feel the wrath of Brook in your
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  Speaker 1: brand new phone tap right now, Tony, I'm moving. Hello. Hi,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking to speak with Denise. This is Denise. My
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  Speaker 1: name is Kendra. I lived down the block and I
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  Speaker 1: know we haven't spoken before, but I got your number
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  Speaker 1: from Janet. Oh okay, what can I do for you?
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  Speaker 1: So I was just calling because you drive the blue
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  Speaker 1: Honda Pilot, right. Yeah, Well, I hope I'm not out
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  Speaker 1: of line when I say this, but I have a
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  Speaker 1: real problem with you. You have a problem with me
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  Speaker 1: or my car? You and partially your car. What's your
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  Speaker 1: problem with my car? I don't you have a bumper
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  Speaker 1: sticker on your car, right, Denise? Yeah? I do. It
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  Speaker 1: says my kid is an honor student at middle school.
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  Speaker 1: That's correct. Why do you have a problem. Did you
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  Speaker 1: ever stop and think for one moment that that bumper
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  Speaker 1: sticker could maybe hurt another kid's feelings? Oh? God, seriously? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I mean if another kid wants to become an honored student,
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  Speaker 1: what a Marcus tailoff like my kid does? Well, so
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  Speaker 1: your kid's a harder worker too. I see when you
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  Speaker 1: get that on a bumper sticker and slap it on
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  Speaker 1: the back of your car too. Okay, it sounds to
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  Speaker 1: me like you're projecting your insecurities onto your child. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: this is not about me. This is not about me, Denise.
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  Speaker 1: This is about my son Trevor, who comes home feeling
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  Speaker 1: ashamed every time he sees your car drive by. He
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  Speaker 1: told me, Oh no, I'll tell you. He told me
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  Speaker 1: the other day he wants to beat up your kid
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  Speaker 1: all because of that bumper sticker. Well, I feel sorry
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  Speaker 1: for him because he has obviously been raised to think
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  Speaker 1: that other people's accomplishments are all aimed against him, and
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  Speaker 1: everything is about him, and everything dare don't you dare
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  Speaker 1: single my son out, Denise, because I know he has not. Lady,
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  Speaker 1: you called me to single out your child. No, I
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  Speaker 1: have not even get started about what my bumper sticker,
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  Speaker 1: what impact it has on your child's life? Oh, give
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  Speaker 1: me a damn break. I've heard stories of other kids
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  Speaker 1: in nearby schools that have felt so bad because of
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  Speaker 1: these bumper stickers they drop out of school, Okay, and
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  Speaker 1: then they start selling pictures of their toes on the internet. Now,
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  Speaker 1: don't give me that. I failed to believe that any
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  Speaker 1: kid out there is dropping out of school because he
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  Speaker 1: feels bad about a bumper sticker on somebody else's car.
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  Speaker 1: That's a very small minded thing to say, Denise. And
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  Speaker 1: I just want to let you know too that your
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  Speaker 1: bumper sticker hasn't been good for my marriage either. If
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to be honest right now, you're a hysterical
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you just call everybody that has any kind
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  Speaker 1: of a bumper sticker that you don't agree with and
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  Speaker 1: it'll keep you busy and keep you off my Oh
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  Speaker 1: and I just I can't even could you? All right,
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  Speaker 1: I'll bite tell me how my bumper sticker has affected
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  Speaker 1: your marriage. Oh finally you want to know something. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: my husband and I got into an argument about whose
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  Speaker 1: fault it was that Trevor wasn't an honor student, and
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  Speaker 1: I told him that it was because of his stupid genetics.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I was drinking too, so maybe I went
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  Speaker 1: too far. So he's at the low end of the
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  Speaker 1: gene pool. And you're a day drinker and you want
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  Speaker 1: to call me and blame me about your son's underachievement. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: I don't drink just during the day. I drink at
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  Speaker 1: night too. Oh there you go. How am I not
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  Speaker 1: surprised by that? All I'm asking is that you change
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  Speaker 1: your bumper sticker to say something about Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: you want me to change my bumper sticker because you
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  Speaker 1: have a totally screwed up marriage. So because your bumper
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  Speaker 1: sticker is terry, family's apart. Oh my god, you're really nuts.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to hang up right now because you are
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  Speaker 1: clearly out of control. Lady. I don't know. No, I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you who's out of control, Denise. Your husband is
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  Speaker 1: out of control. Yea, now, my husband's out of control.
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  Speaker 1: What the hell are you talking about? Because he's the
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  Speaker 1: one that set you up for this prank phone call?
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  Speaker 1: Wait what now? Yeah, it's all a joke to me.
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  Speaker 1: This is actually Brooke from the radio show Brook and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you. No, not,
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  Speaker 1: your husband set you up because he said you were
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  Speaker 1: so damn proud of that bumper sticker. You know what
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  Speaker 1: the best part is that you ever said that a
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  Speaker 1: kid was going to drop out of school and take
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  Speaker 1: pictures of his toes or something. He was like, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking, this woman is nuts. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: All I wanted you to do is take the sticker off. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: maybe replace it with something cool like honk if your horny? Ha?
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