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Phone Tap: When Realty Gets Real · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: You guys all think I'm tough? Right? Sure, buddy?
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  Speaker 3: Like if you were describing me to your friends, you'd say, Jeffson,
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  Speaker 3: no nonsense, ballbuster, ruffian, bad boy who doesn't take no
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  Speaker 3: for an answer.
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  Speaker 4: She must have been listening in on my phone call
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  Speaker 4: right well.
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  Speaker 2: Today, at least I try to be.
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  Speaker 3: When I call a guy who's thinking about putting his
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  Speaker 3: house up for sale, but as the real tipper is
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  Speaker 3: next door neighbor whose house is already on the market,
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  Speaker 3: I'm inclined to change his mind, and I'll do it
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  Speaker 3: by any means necessary.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, too, scary.
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  Speaker 3: I'll go way out of bounds if I have to.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a ruffian, remember, I bet you will. It's your
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  Speaker 3: phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 4: It's another.
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  Speaker 2: On the twenty. Hello, Hey is this Phil? This is him?
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  Speaker 2: Who's this? My name's Chuck Backenbach.
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  Speaker 3: I'm the realtor for your next door neighbors, the Maes,
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  Speaker 3: and I heard you were thinking about putting your house
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  Speaker 3: up on the market.
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  Speaker 4: Too, right, Yeah, how'd you hear that?
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  Speaker 2: From the murky They were saying that you were considering it.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, but I already hired a realtor, so I don't
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  Speaker 4: need any representation.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, I'm not looking to work with you. In fact,
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  Speaker 3: I don't think I would work with you.
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  Speaker 2: By the choice.
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  Speaker 3: Excuse me, only because we just went on the market,
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  Speaker 3: and so it'd be a conflict of interest to have
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  Speaker 3: two homes right next to each other, you know, Okay.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, doesn't that happen all the time. I don't
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  Speaker 4: really see the problem with it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think we can both agree that your
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  Speaker 3: house isn't even close to being as nice as the marries.
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  Speaker 4: You've never been inside my house.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have to be inside.
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  Speaker 3: Just the overall look from the street appeal there has
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  Speaker 3: this inviting bold charm and yours. I mean, please don't
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  Speaker 3: take any offense to this, but yours looks more like
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  Speaker 3: a soup kitchen.
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  Speaker 4: Well that's your opinion, and I don't really care about
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  Speaker 4: the In.
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  Speaker 3: Fact, I was shocked to not see a whole lot
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  Speaker 3: of people dressed in rags standing outside your door this morning.
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  Speaker 4: So good for you, you pal, Where do you get
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  Speaker 4: off saying that?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it's just my many many years as a realtor,
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  Speaker 3: I can kind of pick up on things, you know,
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  Speaker 3: So you.
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  Speaker 4: Know what, I think you're rude, condescending, and I'm going
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  Speaker 4: to talk to the Murrays because I don't think they
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  Speaker 4: should have hired you.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm just gonna take all of what you said
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  Speaker 3: as a compliment. I actually strive to be those things,
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  Speaker 3: so thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I'll consider that.
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  Speaker 3: But as a friendly request from the Murrays and from myself,
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  Speaker 3: I would hold off for about a month, let them
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  Speaker 3: get their house sold, and then you can come in
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  Speaker 3: and clean up the scraps or whatever's left.
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  Speaker 4: All right, don't really care about your friendly request, Oh
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  Speaker 4: do what I want?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 3: So you want to be competing with me, Well, there's
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  Speaker 3: no competition.
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  Speaker 4: I guarantee my house will sell before there's real or
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  Speaker 4: seems to think so too.
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  Speaker 3: Are you sure about that, because yeah, without a doubt,
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  Speaker 3: I just noticed that someone filed a complaint regarding hazardous
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  Speaker 3: waste material being dumped illegally in your backyard.
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  Speaker 2: That's weird.
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  Speaker 4: I bet you're the one that filed that complaint.
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  Speaker 3: He's I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure it could take weeks to investigate, maybe even months,
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  Speaker 3: while the EPA finds the rusted out oil drums buried underground.
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  Speaker 4: There's nothing like that on my property. Jack At Well,
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  Speaker 4: you know what.
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  Speaker 3: You may be right about that, but according to the
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  Speaker 3: complaint I just filed.
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  Speaker 4: Oops, the complaint you filed?
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  Speaker 2: Did I just say that?
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  Speaker 4: You better not set me up? You son of a bit?
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  Speaker 3: Hey, bud, Look, I'm just trying to give you a
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  Speaker 3: heads up here because it'd be a big shame if
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  Speaker 3: something horrible happened and you ended up getting foreclosed on.
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  Speaker 4: You're going to foreclothes on my house? How are you
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  Speaker 4: going to pull that off? You're a realtor face, I bet.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't know.
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  Speaker 3: I'm the managing broker here. What do you know how
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  Speaker 3: many dicks I had to suck to get this job?
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  Speaker 4: I do not want to.
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  Speaker 3: Know, metaphorically and sometimes literally, speaking.
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  Speaker 2: Of I'm swimming in it.
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  Speaker 4: What does that have to do with me? Am I house.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just I'm letting you know the lengths that I'm
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  Speaker 3: willing to go to get the job done. Well, can
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  Speaker 3: your realtor say that, Hey, man, what I bet you
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  Speaker 3: want to hire me?
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  Speaker 2: Now that you know what a bad act I am.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know that that qualifies you as a badass.
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  Speaker 4: I maybe think the opposite. Not like a schoolyard. Why
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  Speaker 4: are you laughing?
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  Speaker 2: I'm not supposed to be laughing. This is this is
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  Speaker 2: a frank call. Dude.
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  Speaker 3: What's your wife May set you up for a phone top?
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  Speaker 2: My name is Jeff from brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 4: Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 2: I'm serious?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my, oh my god? What's wrong with her? More importantly,
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  Speaker 4: what's wrong with you? I've never had someone say some
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  Speaker 4: of the things you said, so I.
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  Speaker 2: Asked myself the same question every day.
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  Speaker 3: But your wife May has reached out to us saying
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  Speaker 3: that you guys are thinking of putting your house up
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  Speaker 3: for sale, and she thought it'd be funny to prank you.
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  Speaker 4: That wasn't funny at all.
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  Speaker 2: Are you sure?
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  Speaker 4: Maybe? I mean, maybe it was a little funny.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you heard how I got to the top.
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  Speaker 2: You could be like me someday.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, that's not an aspiration of mind. But to
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  Speaker 4: each their own, all.
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  Speaker 2: Right, but no, seriously, good luck selling your house.
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  Speaker 4: Well thanks, and I you know it's prettier than you.
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  Speaker 2: Talk to me.
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  Speaker 3: If you want some secrets, I can email them over
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  Speaker 3: to you.
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  Speaker 4: You get videos, right, We're doing just fine, all right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah the week every morning was Weekday morning breaking Jeffrey
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  Speaker 3: in the morning,