Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Spice Up the Anniversary
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- 0:17Speaker 1: Brooke calls a front desk worker at a hotel and
- 0:21Speaker 1: this woman is apparently very professional, polite, one of the
- 0:24Speaker 1: best employees that they have over there. Yes, oh night.
- 0:27Speaker 1: And so that's why we needed to go a little
- 0:29Speaker 1: more outrageous with the prank, I know, you know, to
- 0:33Speaker 1: help get her off her game. And even though I
- 0:35Speaker 1: haven't heard this yet, our producer says, you can actually
- 0:38Speaker 1: hear it in Brook's voice, the moment or the moments
- 0:42Speaker 1: when Brooks trying to keep it together, because we gave
- 0:47Speaker 1: her an outlines of things she could possibly say during
- 0:50Speaker 1: the call, and they're so out there that Brooke can
- 0:54Speaker 1: barely get through it. That's the hardest part sometimes through them.
- 0:59Speaker 1: So yeah, you'll hear it in your brand new phone
- 1:01Speaker 1: tap right now. Thank you for calling hotel. This is Bath.
- 1:10Speaker 1: How can I help you? Hi? My name is Kendra.
- 1:13Speaker 1: I was just calling because I wanted to reserve a
- 1:15Speaker 1: room for this Friday. Oh, absolutely, one moment please. Is
- 1:20Speaker 1: it just a one night's day? Oh yes, he'll be
- 1:23Speaker 1: pretty sore. I don't think he can take more than
- 1:25Speaker 1: just one night. Okay, so this is for someone else
- 1:28Speaker 1: or is this for you? Oh no, sorry, I'm talking
- 1:31Speaker 1: about my husband. It's our anniversary. Oh that's wonderful. Okay,
- 1:37Speaker 1: so then it's both of you then staying together. Yeah,
- 1:39Speaker 1: just just too I mean, but you never know. Oh, okay,
- 1:44Speaker 1: it's okay to make a few requests since it's our
- 1:47Speaker 1: special day and everything. I was hoping that maybe your
- 1:51Speaker 1: staff could leave a bottle of champagne in the room.
- 1:54Speaker 1: Of course, that will be no problem. Let me take
- 1:56Speaker 1: a note of that. Great. I was also wondering if
- 2:00Speaker 1: you guys had any I don't know, any extras. Any extras,
- 2:05Speaker 1: Oh something romantic? Yeah, or fun like fun stuff? Yeah,
- 2:13Speaker 1: you know what. Well, we would be happy to send
- 2:14Speaker 1: up some flowers for you. We do have room service,
- 2:17Speaker 1: of course, if you wanted to order a dessert. The
- 2:20Speaker 1: rooms do have bathtubs, which is really lovely. I was
- 2:23Speaker 1: thinking more like any restraints, pardon, like handcuffs? Oh? Gosh,
- 2:34Speaker 1: I've never used them before, but I've heard that they
- 2:36Speaker 1: could be pretty fun. Well, that's actually not something that
- 2:40Speaker 1: we would supply you with. That would probably be something
- 2:45Speaker 1: you would bring yourself. Well, maybe you would have some
- 2:48Speaker 1: personal handcuffs I could borrow. Oh no, that's very inappropriate
- 2:55Speaker 1: actually to help ask that. Oh, I'm embarrassed. I am
- 2:59Speaker 1: so sorry. No, no, no, no, and we are so
- 3:03Speaker 1: happy that you're choosing to spend your anniversary here with us.
- 3:06Speaker 1: Maybe there's a handcuff store nearby, Like, could you just
- 3:10Speaker 1: Google search it for me real quick? Um? I you know, actually,
- 3:15Speaker 1: at the top of my head, I really can't think
- 3:17Speaker 1: of any handcuff stores. Just google it, you know what.
- 3:23Speaker 1: I'll do this, I'll just make a note down on
- 3:26Speaker 1: your reservation and then maybe i'll search later for you,
- 3:31Speaker 1: or you can buy yourself. Do that. Yeah, I'll just
- 3:35Speaker 1: bring the rack instead. Um what so what? Yeah? HiT's
- 3:43Speaker 1: an old medieval thing we use for fun on special occasions,
- 3:46Speaker 1: you know, stretch each other out on it. I've I've
- 3:51Speaker 1: never heard of that before. Yeah, but I will say
- 3:54Speaker 1: I think that it weighs more than five hundred pounds,
- 3:57Speaker 1: so I may need some help from a bellboy to
- 3:59Speaker 1: get it into the great elevator? Is that available? I
- 4:03Speaker 1: can make a note? Great? Great? And I did notice
- 4:07Speaker 1: that you guys have a pool. We do, Yeah, so
- 4:11Speaker 1: we don't plan on swimming, but I was hoping that
- 4:13Speaker 1: maybe I could reserve fourteen pool noodles for you know
- 4:17Speaker 1: something else, fun cool noodles. If you have to ask,
- 4:22Speaker 1: then you don't want to know. Oh no. Also, we
- 4:27Speaker 1: do have some friends coming to stay with us and
- 4:29Speaker 1: would like to stay in a room with a conjoining door.
- 4:32Speaker 1: That sounds easy, right, you know, at this point, I
- 4:37Speaker 1: think that's easy, but I'm not sure. Okay, And hypothetically,
- 4:41Speaker 1: if we were to drill a hole in the conjoining
- 4:43Speaker 1: door at about waste height, how much would you charge
- 4:46Speaker 1: us for that damage? Please don't do that. Don't don't
- 4:52Speaker 1: do that. Oh but I spoke with your manager, Maggie,
- 4:54Speaker 1: and she said that was totally fine. Maggie said that,
- 5:00Speaker 1: yet she also said for me to set you up
- 5:02Speaker 1: for a break phone call. Thank god, Oh my god,
- 5:07Speaker 1: this is actually broke for the radio show Brooke and
- 5:09Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning, and I'm doing a phone tap
- 5:11Speaker 1: on you. Oh my god, what I was gonna do
- 5:14Speaker 1: with this? Lady. Oh my god, Maggie. Maggie actually said
- 5:20Speaker 1: he've been working so hard and she wanted to have
- 5:22Speaker 1: some fun with you. Oh thank god. Well, I do
- 5:26Speaker 1: have my husband and anniversary coming up. Actually, I don't
- 5:30Speaker 1: want to hear about it yourself. You are a little
- 5:35Speaker 1: curious about the pool noodles. I really do not want
- 5:39Speaker 1: to know wake. Every morning was tap Wednday mornings on
- 5:44Speaker 1: the tent Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.