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Phone Tap PODCAST: Come LARP With Me · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away knock?
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: Getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,
• 0:07
  Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. On the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving. Hello. Hello? Is this Lucas? Yes, Lucas, you
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  Speaker 1: don't know me. My name is Donald, and I work
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  Speaker 1: with your girlfriend Laurie. Okay, what's going on? Well, the
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: game is on, my friend, I'm not following you. What's
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: going on is I've become quite fond of the fair
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  Speaker 1: Maiden Lori and I want her at my own Who
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  Speaker 1: are you? Then? Have I ever met you before? We
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  Speaker 1: have never officially met. My name is Donald Donald, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm a mail clerk in the office where the fair
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  Speaker 1: Maiden Lorie works. You're a mail clerk, Yes, I deliver
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  Speaker 1: Laurie's mail every day? All right, Donald? So what I'm
• 1:06
  Speaker 1: getting from this your garbled tone, is that a mail
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  Speaker 1: clerk is infatuated with my girlfriend. You will you will
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  Speaker 1: refer to her, You will refer to her as the
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  Speaker 1: fair Maiden Laurie. This, Mike, Mike, are you with me
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  Speaker 1: right now? My name is Donald it's man. My name
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  Speaker 1: is Donald, and I work it in the mail room.
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  Speaker 1: I know that Lorie works on the fourth floor. As
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  Speaker 1: a matter of fact, last Tuesday, you guys met for
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  Speaker 1: lunch and you didn't know this, but I was creepy.
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  Speaker 1: You are right now. You didn't know this, but I
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  Speaker 1: watched you the whole time, and I could tell that
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  Speaker 1: she was not with the type of man that Lorie
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  Speaker 1: needs in her life. You are clearly getting really creepy
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  Speaker 1: right now. You are probably crossing some legal lines too.
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  Speaker 1: You are clearly not a man who is noble of
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  Speaker 1: heart and peaceful of mind. What you are clearly not
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  Speaker 1: a man who is no full of heart and peaceful
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  Speaker 1: of minden, And that is why I must strike you
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  Speaker 1: down on the field of battle. What is going on?
• 2:09
  Speaker 1: What's going on? As you've met your day of reckoning
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  Speaker 1: my friend? So what's going on is you're a huge Donald.
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  Speaker 1: You will face me on the battlefield this Saturday for
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  Speaker 1: the hand of the fair maiden Laurie Donald. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know who you are, and you clearly have no idea
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  Speaker 1: what century this is. But you can't call someone and
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  Speaker 1: challenge them to a duel for the hand of their
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  Speaker 1: friend You're such a nube. You're such a nube. This
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  Speaker 1: happens all the time in the LARPing world. If you
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  Speaker 1: want in the world, the LARPing world, live action roping world, Yes, right.
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  Speaker 1: If you want somebody's girlfriend, you challenge them to it.
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  Speaker 1: The problem is I live in the real world, and
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  Speaker 1: so does Laurie. Okay, we're not part of your world.
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  Speaker 1: I want to deal with you for the heart of
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  Speaker 1: the Fair Maiden Laurie. Listen, I'm not going to jump
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  Speaker 1: into your epic nerve battle. There isn't my girlfriend. You
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  Speaker 1: have no choice. You have been called into action. If
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  Speaker 1: you do not, how did you get this number? If
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  Speaker 1: you do not battle me on the field this Saturday,
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  Speaker 1: the Fair Maiden Laurie's heart belongs to me. Listen to Weirdo,
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  Speaker 1: hang up the phone. I'm not going to do anything
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  Speaker 1: crazy this time. But if you call me back, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna come over there, and I'm gonna find you in
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  Speaker 1: the mail room and I'm gonna kick your as. We
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  Speaker 1: will meet on the battlefield this Saturday. I will duel
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  Speaker 1: you to the death, and then I will take the
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  Speaker 1: Fair Maiden Laurie back to my castle, where I will
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  Speaker 1: fro on my floor. You do not say that type
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  Speaker 1: of man. I'm gonna find there. Hey, Lucas across the line,
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  Speaker 1: Hey Lucas, dude, Okay, you have not asked me that way.
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  Speaker 1: Lucas girlfriend, Lucas, what this is? Actually jewel from Brook
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  Speaker 1: and Jewil in the morning, I'm moving ninety two point
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  Speaker 1: five doing a phone tap on you. What the man,
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  Speaker 1: it's a joke. Your girlfriend wanted me to say you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, she said she set me up thetat
• 4:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah she did. She emailed us and wanted us to
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  Speaker 1: mess with you. Oh my god. Man, I can't believe
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  Speaker 1: you got me with that. Wake up every morning with
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  Speaker 1: Jewel phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,