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Phone Tap: Amenity Let Down · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d uy Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call. It's tap time everyone, Let's
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  Speaker 1: get a tap on. I do love a little shuffle
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  Speaker 1: off to Buffalo time stuff I can give you. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't think I could make it more lame than what
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  Speaker 1: I said, but we got an email from a lady
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  Speaker 1: who says her friend is sick and tired of her
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  Speaker 1: apartment complex. Oh, because she lives in an area that's
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  Speaker 1: being built up right now, so there's all these nice,
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  Speaker 1: brand new ones popping up all around her, and she
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  Speaker 1: plans to leave after her current lease is up. But
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  Speaker 1: we have an idea on how to change her mind.
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  Speaker 1: I bet you do to get her to stay, because
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  Speaker 1: Jose is going to be calling her with some shocking
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  Speaker 1: and unexpected good news. You'll find out what it is
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  Speaker 1: in your phone tap right now. Another on the twenties. Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: this is Ned calling from releasing office. Is this Julie, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: yes it is. Oh Hey Julie, how are you doing today?
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  Speaker 1: So far so good? Oh great, that's awesome to hear.
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  Speaker 1: I know, for the past few years there's been some
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  Speaker 1: new buildings in our area popping up with some pretty
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  Speaker 1: cool amenities. Have you been hearing about those? I've heard
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  Speaker 1: some friends like do some moving recently? And yeah, I've
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  Speaker 1: heard some rumors. Well, the reason why I'm calling you
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  Speaker 1: today is because our owners are investing into upgrading our
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  Speaker 1: complex as well. I just got the news. It's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be so cool. Are you serious? They're actually going to
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  Speaker 1: put money into this place. Yeah. First, we are putting
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  Speaker 1: in a brand new home theater that's available to everyone
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  Speaker 1: that lives here. Are you serious? Yes, management, they just
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  Speaker 1: purchased a new eighteen inch color TV with did you
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  Speaker 1: just say eighteen inch? I couldn't believe it either, eighteen
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  Speaker 1: inch color TV with sir inside built in a DVD
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  Speaker 1: player because you know how big eighteen inches is? Do
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  Speaker 1: I that was a little humor. Um, oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: but think about it. You will have to go to
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  Speaker 1: the movie theaters anymore. You're just gonna sit back in
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  Speaker 1: the new lounge, live in the luxurious lone. Sorry, but
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  Speaker 1: that's a really small TV, Like, my TV in my
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  Speaker 1: house is like fifty some inches and we don't even
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  Speaker 1: have a lounge. You're right, we don't have space for
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  Speaker 1: an actual lounge area. But the maintenance guy, Todd, he
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  Speaker 1: picked up a free couch off of Craigslist and he
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  Speaker 1: just put it in the area next to the mailboxes
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  Speaker 1: on the front lobby, by the mail room. Yeah. No,
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  Speaker 1: that's disgusting. Why would you say disgusting? Have you ever
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  Speaker 1: seen a used couch like on the side of the
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  Speaker 1: road or a sidewalk like they're grow You just got
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  Speaker 1: a free couch you didn't have before and a whole
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  Speaker 1: new entertainment lounge. It doesn't even sound like you're putting
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  Speaker 1: any money into the place, like it's been for I
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  Speaker 1: don't even know how long, and you're just out like
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  Speaker 1: you always do, keeping out curiously. Come on, what an
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  Speaker 1: apartment complex cheap out by installing a brand new swimming pool. No,
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  Speaker 1: I just I don't believe you like this is now.
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  Speaker 1: I just feel like you're just lying today. Well, you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's one of those fancy above ground pools, but it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be right by the recycling in the back. Now
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  Speaker 1: really private, very stop stop, I mean First of all,
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  Speaker 1: that's disgusting. Why would I want to swim next to
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  Speaker 1: where everybody's like garbage and craft recycling. It's different. The
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  Speaker 1: garbage is about ten feet the other way. You're not
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  Speaker 1: going to make me think this is good. Like you
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  Speaker 1: guys literally had done nothing for me. And I can't
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  Speaker 1: even tell you how long do you like yoga? What
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  Speaker 1: does that have to do with anything? I haven't told
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  Speaker 1: you about the yoga classes I'm going to be holding
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  Speaker 1: in the parking garage. You are going to be the
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  Speaker 1: talk of the town. Swimming pools, yoga, you know, crap.
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  Speaker 1: You are so full of crap, Like I want you
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  Speaker 1: to stop lying to me. Okay, nothing is good, Like
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  Speaker 1: everything keeps on fall a part in my apartment. You
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  Speaker 1: guys never take care of anything uns Come on son.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of rent, I did forget to tell you that
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  Speaker 1: your rent will be going up about three hundred and
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  Speaker 1: fifty bucks starting tomorrow, but we can give you a day. Well,
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  Speaker 1: how are we gonna pay for all these new amenities?
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  Speaker 1: Who's gonna pay for the swimming pool? First of all,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not even a real pool. I am not paying
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  Speaker 1: for it. You are. You're supposed to be the one
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  Speaker 1: that's wants to make my place better and you freaking suck.
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  Speaker 1: You know what you need right now a yoga class
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  Speaker 1: and that's also what I'm trying to mat and shove
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  Speaker 1: it up your butt. Well, that's that's going to hurt
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  Speaker 1: the chakras. Okay, Oh you think you're funny, Well no,
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  Speaker 1: this is not cute anymore. I am a comedian, so
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  Speaker 1: I actually work on a radio show. That's my real job.
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about now? I don't even work
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  Speaker 1: in the leasing office. This is actually jose from the
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  Speaker 1: radio show Brick and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing
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  Speaker 1: a fun tap on you right now. What the heck
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  Speaker 1: is going on? Let me let me give you some clarification.
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  Speaker 1: Your friend Linda set you up. She said you've been
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  Speaker 1: complaining about your apartment complex so much so she knew
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  Speaker 1: we control you super easy. Wait no, not at all,
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  Speaker 1: but all kidding aside. If you were thinking back to
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  Speaker 1: that eighteen inch TV with the DVD combo, if you
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  Speaker 1: don't like that, I do have a VHS player too. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that is enough. I'm pretty sure like everyone in my
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  Speaker 1: office thinks I'm nuts right now, so is mine. Don't
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  Speaker 1: worry We're similar in that way. Week of every morning
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  Speaker 1: was weekday mornings on the twenties, Broke and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the morning,