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Phone Tap PODCAST: Bad Case of the Flolds · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Call one eight hundred d y away or go to
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  Speaker 1: one eight hundred d yaway dot com. A great defense
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  Speaker 1: can be the difference between a dismiss case or jail time.
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  Speaker 1: What eight hundred do you y away? He's another Jubilas
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties? Tell me I'm moving. Hello. This is Marissa.
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  Speaker 1: Hey Marissa, how are you doing? I'm good? Who's this? Uh? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: my name is Tory. My friends call me Torque. You
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  Speaker 1: can call me Torque if you want. Um, I'm a
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  Speaker 1: really good friend of Tim's who works for you. Um yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm calling the day. I'll let you know that
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  Speaker 1: Tim is actually gonna be um sick today. What was
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  Speaker 1: your name again, Torque? What did you say? Yeah? Yeah, Torque.
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  Speaker 1: That's my friends call me Mark. Okay, Yeah, yeah. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if you can hear me sniffling or not.
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  Speaker 1: Uh no, I can hear you. Um, just gonna so
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  Speaker 1: you're calling for Tim, Yeah, to let you know he's
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  Speaker 1: gonna he's not gonn to be in a Day's gonna
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  Speaker 1: take a sick day because yeah, I got him sick.
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  Speaker 1: You hear me, I'm sick, you know? So is he Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Like you can't come to the phone, he's so sick
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  Speaker 1: or he's pretty bad. Yeah, he's pretty bad. And then
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  Speaker 1: also he just was like, you got to call my
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  Speaker 1: boss and prove it to her, you know, so he
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  Speaker 1: so he Tim, had you called me to prove to
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  Speaker 1: take the shot? You idiot, take the shot? I'm sorry?
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  Speaker 1: What did you just say? Oh? I was talking to
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  Speaker 1: Tim was laying here, and I was like, I was
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  Speaker 1: saying that we should get like flu shots or something
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  Speaker 1: we should have got. You know, we'd feel better if
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  Speaker 1: we had gotten some sort of shots shots, because it
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  Speaker 1: sounds like you said take a shot like you would
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  Speaker 1: take a shot at the bar. Oh no, not. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Do you hear me sneeze? Yeah? Yeah I did hear sneeze.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry you're not feeling well. But um yeah, Tim,
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  Speaker 1: he sneeze in a lot too. So we're both because
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  Speaker 1: they're both sick. That's why. What kind of sickness do
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  Speaker 1: you have? Well, you know, we have that one that's
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  Speaker 1: going around. Oh yeah, that that one that's going around.
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  Speaker 1: What is it? Yeah, you've heard of it. Obviously it's
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  Speaker 1: a bad one. No, I haven't heard about it. Just
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  Speaker 1: why don't you tell me what it is? Well, it's
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  Speaker 1: the flu. Oh fluish, flu fluish. Okay, the cold. Oh
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  Speaker 1: so now it's a cold. It's not a flip. Well, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's like a flu. But also but it feels
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  Speaker 1: like a cold, so it's like a flold. I guess
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if that's all right? A flold? You
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  Speaker 1: guys both have fold Yeah, yeah, I'm surprised you're even
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  Speaker 1: able to dial or make a phone call with a
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  Speaker 1: full on flold. Yeah. I mean, I'm I'm a lot
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  Speaker 1: better than Tim right now. He couldn't do it. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm toughing it out. Cut the bush level of me.
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  Speaker 1: What's really going on? Okay, all right, it's not a flold? Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's not a fool. I just mean, it's not a flow.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's like strep throat throats, just throats, clural, that
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  Speaker 1: makes sense. What the dude? All right? Like? Is he there?
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  Speaker 1: Can you put him on the phone. She's tell you
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  Speaker 1: buying it, she's tell you buying trust me? Did you
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  Speaker 1: just say that she's she's buying it? Did you I
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  Speaker 1: just hear you say that? Well no, no, no, not
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  Speaker 1: that you're buying anything. I was talking about My girlfriend
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  Speaker 1: went to go buy us some day quill because oh right,
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  Speaker 1: your girlfriend's buying you day quill for your fake sneezing.
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  Speaker 1: Because I can I can say too, maybe she could
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  Speaker 1: bring me some day quill. And did you hear that?
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  Speaker 1: Does that sound like I need some day quill? Well
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  Speaker 1: I'm not fake sneezing, but it sounds like you sneeze.
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  Speaker 1: And maybe it's good that he doesn't come in today
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  Speaker 1: because I could get everybody sick. Yeah right, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: good idea, because you know, if he came in and
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  Speaker 1: she normal, she's so stupid she's buying it. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: we're good, dude. I can hear what you're saying. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not stupid, I'm not some idiot. You tell him to
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  Speaker 1: get his ass in here. This is ridiculous. Well, I
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  Speaker 1: can see true. Does that sound real? Does that sound
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  Speaker 1: like a like a real sneeze to you? That does?
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like you're sick, and it probably sounds like
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  Speaker 1: you shouldn't be in the office. If I'm being honest,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know you very well. But a torque whatever
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  Speaker 1: your name is, Tim, is so much work and it's
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  Speaker 1: coming so late that he's anxious from getting fired. And
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  Speaker 1: after this, like, forget it. If he doesn't come in today,
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  Speaker 1: he's fired, He's out. Okay, well, maybe I should tell
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  Speaker 1: you it's a prank phone called in. Obviously Tim isn't sick,
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  Speaker 1: and I knew that from the beginning. What kind of no?
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  Speaker 1: I mean that this is actually Jewel from Brook and
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  Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: Your sister Amy set you up? Wait? Is it like
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  Speaker 1: another part like is this another friend of Tim? No? Like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand. No, your sister Amy listens to the
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  Speaker 1: show and she wanted me to call you and make
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  Speaker 1: up a story about Tim not coming into work because
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  Speaker 1: she knows it makes you angry. Oh my god. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure Tim's probably coming in work today or maybe
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  Speaker 1: thinking about calling us. I don't know. But I don't
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  Speaker 1: even know Tim. Oh my god, I was so mad.
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  Speaker 1: I bet it felt good to get that stuff off
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  Speaker 1: your chest about Tim. Oh yeah, Actually, pretty good week
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  Speaker 1: up every morning with Jublepoo taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: Holy two point five will go so Hatchin