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Phone Tap: Geriatric Jump House · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: an elderly person who's getting up there in age and
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  Speaker 1: they tell you that there's one activity they really want
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  Speaker 1: to do for their birthday, it's your responsibility to make
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  Speaker 1: it happen for them. Yeah, right, or so, Brooke, I
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  Speaker 1: want you to know whatever you want for your on
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  Speaker 1: the sun, it's on, it's right. But today we call
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  Speaker 1: a party rental place because a ninety five year old woman,
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  Speaker 1: she's fictitious, but her name's Dorothea. Oh okay, and Dorothea
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  Speaker 1: wants something a little more fun than a tea party
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  Speaker 1: this birthday. Are they gonna sign off on it? You'll
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  Speaker 1: hear in your phone tap right now, it's another tap
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties party Ratfles. This is Lance. May I
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  Speaker 1: help you? Oh hi, Lance, I'm looking to run a
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  Speaker 1: bounce house for next weekend. Sure, Um, what's the occasion?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's a birthday party, all right, and he
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  Speaker 1: said next week and rent, yeah, on Saturday specifically. We
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  Speaker 1: just need it one day, one day on Saturday. Okay. Um,
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  Speaker 1: so what's the location. It's at the Last Sunset Retirement Community.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Last Sunset. I don't know if I know
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  Speaker 1: that one, but I can probably google it. Yeah, that'd
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  Speaker 1: be great. So there's a couple of different choices. Have
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  Speaker 1: you decided which bounce house that you want to go with? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'd like one if possible that's wheelchair accessible. Um, I
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  Speaker 1: don't actually think it amount. I don't believe any of
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  Speaker 1: the bounce houses are wheelchair accessible. They're kind of not
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  Speaker 1: really designed for that. M what about walkers, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what you mean. You know, walkers, they're designed to
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  Speaker 1: help bold people get around. Oh, I got no, No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't know if you've ever been on
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  Speaker 1: where you're not even supposed to wear shoes from the
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  Speaker 1: bout's house. So does that mean no canes either, I'm
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  Speaker 1: assuming I'm sorry, no no canes either. Whose whose birthday
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  Speaker 1: is it? Like? Old and young? Her name's Dorothea Henderson.
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  Speaker 1: This weekend, she'll be ninety five years young. Yeah, all right,
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  Speaker 1: So you want her jumping around in a bounce house. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want that, but that's what Dorothea wants. You know,
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  Speaker 1: she requested skydiving, bungee jumping, unicycle hockey, all the basic
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  Speaker 1: midlife crisis stuff. Okay, oh my god, yeah, I know
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  Speaker 1: we couldn't afford those other requests. So a bounce house
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  Speaker 1: is where we're at. Okay, um, I'm sorry, though I
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  Speaker 1: can't even do conscience. We're in a bounce house for
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  Speaker 1: ninety five year old woman. I just don't think it'd
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  Speaker 1: be responsible on my end. I mean, it wouldn't be
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  Speaker 1: just for her. We have dozens of active seniors in
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  Speaker 1: their mid to upper eighties. They just can't wait to
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  Speaker 1: try it. I don't think our company is probably wanted
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  Speaker 1: to get involved in that at all. Oh okay, so
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  Speaker 1: this is a liability issue. Well, I have heard some
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  Speaker 1: of the residents kind of talking about experimenting with Molly
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  Speaker 1: before they get in there, you know, loosen up the
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  Speaker 1: joints a bit less dangerous because they're more go with
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  Speaker 1: the flow. Wow, Okay, I wasn't expecting that, So I
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  Speaker 1: would say all of that is just a little bit
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  Speaker 1: too dangerous. Okay, I mean you let children hop around
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  Speaker 1: to them and act crazy, but you won't allow a mature,
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  Speaker 1: responsible adult with a colostomy bag to have a little fun.
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  Speaker 1: Have you never been to a senior center? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's just part of life. It could be part of
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  Speaker 1: your life in the future. Is that what you'd want?
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  Speaker 1: You'd want people to deny you fun when you're that age? Yeah? Actually, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: let me ask you this question, lance, Let me ask
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  Speaker 1: you this. You can rent hot dog vendors by the
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  Speaker 1: hour through your service, am I correct? Yeah? But what
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  Speaker 1: is gonna have to do with bunce? It has everything
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  Speaker 1: to do with it, because I have statistics right here
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  Speaker 1: that annually wieners kill more senior citizens via choking high cholesterol.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not even going into heart disease. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: then bounce houses will ever kill It's odd that you
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  Speaker 1: have statistics on it. I run a senior center. I
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  Speaker 1: need to know the dangers that our citizens are facing.
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  Speaker 1: You're talking about hot dog deaths and old people with
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  Speaker 1: walkers and Molly. What do you want me to tell
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  Speaker 1: you it's not gonna happen. How am I supposed to
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  Speaker 1: go back to Dorothea? She's an Army Vet. She fought
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  Speaker 1: in all the wars, all of them, even the pre
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  Speaker 1: Civil War. There's no pre Civil war. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what that is. Well that's what she told us. Well,
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  Speaker 1: she also said that she was the Pasadena Tuna queen
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  Speaker 1: in nineteen thirty one. So I'm not sure what to
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  Speaker 1: believe at this point. But listen, it sounds like she's
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  Speaker 1: probably already on the molly. I'm not sure you might
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  Speaker 1: be correct. Okay, but that doesn't mean she shouldn't get
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  Speaker 1: one of the final items on her bucket list. Can
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  Speaker 1: you imagine getting a call from my boss and saying,
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  Speaker 1: there's a balance house somewhere with a bunch of old
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  Speaker 1: people stuck in it, and I have to go help him.
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  Speaker 1: Dorothea told me she stabbed a Nazi. That makes it
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  Speaker 1: your patriotic duty to let this jeriatric jump. Okay, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not getting that call. I can't get the call get fired.
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  Speaker 1: I can guarantee you that your supervisor, Janet will not
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  Speaker 1: fire you. Wait a second. In fact, you may even
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  Speaker 1: get a raise. This is a whole untapped demographic. How
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  Speaker 1: do you know Janet? Because Janet's actually the one that
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  Speaker 1: contacted us. She wanted to do a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: Are you for real? Yeah? This is actually yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: Brooke and it's Brooke for the radio show Brooke and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey on the Morning. We're doing just a phone prank
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  Speaker 1: on you. Man. I'm sitting here trying to be professional,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm also thinking this is the weirdest thing ever.
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  Speaker 1: I don't see anything that could go wrong with a
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  Speaker 1: colostomy bag and a jumphouse. I mean, absolutely gross. Come
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