Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap PODCAST: CPR Screwed Me
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Go one eight hundred d y away or go to
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- 0:16Speaker 1: I hello, I was looking for Janessa. Hi, Hi Janessa.
- 0:24Speaker 1: My name is Brad. You saved my life. Oh I'm hi.
- 0:33Speaker 1: I'm the guy from the restaurant. Yeah yeah, Um, well,
- 0:42Speaker 1: how how are you doing? I'm good. You know, I
- 0:45Speaker 1: don't know if you know all the details of what happened,
- 0:48Speaker 1: but the doctors are saying I had a mild heart
- 0:50Speaker 1: attack and then I wound up in the hospital and
- 0:53Speaker 1: from all the reports that they told me, they said
- 0:55Speaker 1: that you gave me CPR. Yeah, yeah, that's right. I
- 1:02Speaker 1: tried to find out more about you from the hospital,
- 1:05Speaker 1: but um, I don't know it's yeah. I asked them,
- 1:11Speaker 1: I asked them for your phone because I wanted to
- 1:13Speaker 1: call and talk to you. Obviously, it's a huge deal
- 1:15Speaker 1: what you did. Well, thank you. I mean, it was
- 1:20Speaker 1: just what anybody would do the training. So you shouldn't
- 1:24Speaker 1: be thanking me. I should be thanking you. You're really
- 1:27Speaker 1: a real life good Samaritan. It's amazing. Well, um, oh, thanks,
- 1:33Speaker 1: that means a lot. So I wanted to call him
- 1:35Speaker 1: thank you, and then to see if I could find
- 1:38Speaker 1: out your address. Oh oh, that's really nice. You really
- 1:44Speaker 1: don't need to send me anything. It's really you did
- 1:47Speaker 1: more than than you needed to just by calling me.
- 1:50Speaker 1: You don't know. Actually I do need to send you
- 1:52Speaker 1: a bill. You broke three of my rib is doing CPR,
- 2:01Speaker 1: so I needed to pay for it. Are you serious? Yeah?
- 2:10Speaker 1: I mean it's cool that you save my life and everything,
- 2:12Speaker 1: but I can't work right now. Three of my ribs
- 2:14Speaker 1: are just completely busted. So yeah, that's that's what happens
- 2:20Speaker 1: when you do CPR. That's just the side effect. But
- 2:24Speaker 1: I mean the other you also are alive, but I
- 2:28Speaker 1: feel like, but I feel like I would rather not
- 2:32Speaker 1: be alive right now because I'm in so much pain
- 2:34Speaker 1: because you clearly don't know how to do CPR. Very well,
- 2:36Speaker 1: I thank you for saying my life, but no, I
- 2:38Speaker 1: did it correctly. That's that you learn in your training
- 2:42Speaker 1: that you will break the person's ribs when you do CPR. Well,
- 2:46Speaker 1: then you did a perfect job because you broke three
- 2:48Speaker 1: of my ribs. That's why I thought i'd call you
- 2:51Speaker 1: and ask you if you could pay the seven thousand
- 2:53Speaker 1: dollars of my emergency room bill. Um, I'm not going
- 2:59Speaker 1: to do that. I mean no, Well, I don't have
- 3:03Speaker 1: the money and I wouldn't have been in there if
- 3:05Speaker 1: it wasn't for you. Are you really serious? I mean,
- 3:09Speaker 1: I saved your life. You broke my ribs right because
- 3:15Speaker 1: I was saving your life. Put it this way, if
- 3:18Speaker 1: I were to walk up to you in a restaurant
- 3:19Speaker 1: and just rabbit punch you a few times in the
- 3:21Speaker 1: side and break a few of your ribs, they would
- 3:23Speaker 1: expect me to pay for that. Yeah, but that's not
- 3:26Speaker 1: what happened. What happened was you had a heart attack.
- 3:30Speaker 1: I did CPR correctly, and I saved your life. Well,
- 3:33Speaker 1: that's not what my lawyer says. Oh my god, I
- 3:38Speaker 1: guess I could have him call you. I thought i'd
- 3:40Speaker 1: do this, you know, the gentlemanly way, and oh my god,
- 3:48Speaker 1: you I can't believe this. You really are a horrible person.
- 3:53Speaker 1: You know that I am a horrible person. You're being
- 3:57Speaker 1: horrible by telling me I need to pay you money
- 4:00Speaker 1: on top of saving your life. That's horrible. I had
- 4:04Speaker 1: no idea it would be like this. What did you expect?
- 4:08Speaker 1: I expected to eat my meal in piece and not
- 4:11Speaker 1: have somebody drug me and give me a heart attack
- 4:14Speaker 1: and then kick me in the side and break all
- 4:16Speaker 1: of my ribs. Are you accusing me of giving you
- 4:19Speaker 1: a heart attack? My lawyer says you did. My lawyer
- 4:22Speaker 1: says that you caused my heart attack. Lawyer is a
- 4:25Speaker 1: fire just so you could break my ribs. No, this
- 4:29Speaker 1: is what you do, isn't it. No, you go around,
- 4:34Speaker 1: never happened to me before, go around giving innocent man
- 4:37Speaker 1: heart attacks and then breaking their ribs for fun. I
- 4:40Speaker 1: can't believe this right now, but you know what, you
- 4:42Speaker 1: know what if you want to sue me, go ahead
- 4:44Speaker 1: and sue me. How about how about I phone tap you?
- 4:48Speaker 1: How about I phone tap you instead? What does that mean?
- 4:53Speaker 1: That means that this is actually jewel from brook and
- 4:55Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning. I'm moving on two point five
- 4:57Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Oh my god, Oh
- 5:02Speaker 1: my god, your boyfriend Darren set you up. I can't
- 5:07Speaker 1: I can't believe you would do that to me. Oh
- 5:09Speaker 1: my god. Yeah, he said that you guys were out
- 5:11Speaker 1: eating dinner and you actually saved some dude's Life the
- 5:14Speaker 1: other night. Yes, I thought I thought I was gonna
- 5:18Speaker 1: get sued. You still might, can't You still might? Well
- 5:23Speaker 1: that's the case. I would like to sue you for
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