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Phone Tap: Swift Coin Crash · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It is time for your phone tap. And at this
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  Speaker 1: point we've done thousands of these calls, and most of
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  Speaker 1: the time when we reveal it's a joke, the person
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  Speaker 1: will laugh. Sometimes they'll get upset or just be surprised
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  Speaker 1: that radio still exists. But we've never had a reaction
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  Speaker 1: quite like today. Really, and brooks ci is a big
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  Speaker 1: hitch because she poses as a bank representative and calls
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  Speaker 1: a woman to address her recent fraud charges. It's an
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  Speaker 1: ending we never could have anticipated, certainly not brook In.
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  Speaker 1: Your phone tap right.
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  Speaker 2: Now, Brooking Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 2: I'm calling from Sapphire Visa. Is this Jane?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, this is Jane.
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  Speaker 2: Hi Jane. I'm one of the supervisors here. I was
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  Speaker 2: looking into the fraudulent charge on your credit card from
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  Speaker 2: last week.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, thank you for calling back.
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  Speaker 3: It's so hard to get hold of somebody.
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  Speaker 2: I am here for you and I'm really sorry that
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  Speaker 2: that happened. Oh, thank you. Yeah, but I have gotten
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  Speaker 2: to the bottom of it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, oh great, what happened?
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  Speaker 2: Well, turns out they bought five thousand dollars worth of
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  Speaker 2: swift coin. Swift coin, yes, not really my area of expertise.
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  Speaker 2: But apparently it's Taylor Swift themed cryptocurrency. What that's exactly
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  Speaker 2: my reaction too.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't even know Taylor Swift had a cryptocurrency.
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  Speaker 2: What doesn't that woman have right exactly? Anyway, good news
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  Speaker 2: is we were able to reverse the transaction and debit
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  Speaker 2: your account.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, that is such a relief. Thank you
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  Speaker 4: so much.
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  Speaker 2: Well, there is some bad news.
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  Speaker 3: Bad news.
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  Speaker 2: Why what since last week's purchase a swift coin was
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  Speaker 2: devalued from the original five thousand dollars taken from your
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  Speaker 2: account and now it's only worth nine dollars and three cents.
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  Speaker 3: So what does that mean?
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  Speaker 2: That's a great quest question. I'm just saying when you're
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  Speaker 2: wondering how the rise and fall of swift coin affects
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  Speaker 2: the world's crops, and I don't know what it's not
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  Speaker 2: really an expert.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think you understand what I'm asking you. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: what does it mean to me and my money?
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  Speaker 2: Well, it means the five thousand dollars is only worth
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  Speaker 2: nine dollars and three cents, So that's all we could refund. You.
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  Speaker 4: Are you insane?
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  Speaker 2: The market is I'll tell you that market it's totally
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  Speaker 2: crazy with this stuff.
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  Speaker 4: That's flagging charge.
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  Speaker 3: They took five thousand dollars out of my account. You
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  Speaker 3: have to return the five thousand dollars to my account again.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, if it was a product or service one hundred percent,
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  Speaker 2: we'd be able to reimburse you the full five thousand dollars,
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  Speaker 2: but it was swift coin, so we can only reimburse
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  Speaker 2: in for what it's worth.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't care. I've never heard of anything like this,
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  Speaker 3: do you know everyone in my life.
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  Speaker 2: I don't mean to interrupt you. I think you're not
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  Speaker 2: looking at the positive here.
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  Speaker 3: Positive.
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  Speaker 2: Normally we don't get anything back on these crypto things.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, but you're gonna give me nine dollars this time.
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  Speaker 3: That's nine for you.
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  Speaker 2: I had a feeling you might not be too happy
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  Speaker 2: about this.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you think you think I'm not too happy.
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  Speaker 2: Really, we do have some options for you, though.
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  Speaker 3: The only option I want is my five thousand dollars
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  Speaker 3: back in my account.
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  Speaker 2: I knew that that would be the case, so that's
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  Speaker 2: why I spend a lot of hours investigating this for you.
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  Speaker 2: And a little Bertie, are you ready for this?
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  Speaker 3: Probably not.
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  Speaker 2: A Little Bertie told me that cardigrams are trending upwards.
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  Speaker 2: That's the name of the CARDI b new cryptocurrency. I
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  Speaker 2: got a DM about it. We could put your nine
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  Speaker 2: dollars into some cardigrams and let it ride. What is this?
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  Speaker 4: You want a freaking bank lady. You're not a day trader.
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  Speaker 4: You're not a stockbroker.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I get some hot tips. And I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to tell you you have another option. We could try
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  Speaker 2: putting it into another tailor currency called bad Blood Bucks.
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  Speaker 3: I don't give a crap about celebrity crypto whatever.
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  Speaker 2: No, we got bad Blood is that song? But super bolletle.
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  Speaker 4: Though, like the Life give me your name.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know that it's a smart move, but that's
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  Speaker 2: what a gambles right goodness. I will give it to
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  Speaker 2: you right after I tell you about Ali coyin. It's
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  Speaker 2: the best choice. It's a new cryptocurrency from your coworker Allison,
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  Speaker 2: who totally set you up for this prank phone call. Wait,
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  Speaker 2: what we're doing a phone tap on you? And your
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  Speaker 2: coworker Allison set you up. I don't know anything about
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  Speaker 2: your missing money. What deep breath deep Sorry, I am
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  Speaker 2: so sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Don't cry.
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  Speaker 2: Don't cry. It's supposed to be funny. It was supposed
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  Speaker 2: to make you laugh.
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  Speaker 4: That's not nice.
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  Speaker 2: Are you all right?
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  Speaker 4: I'm calming down.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think maybe in a couple of days we
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  Speaker 2: could laugh about this. You don't know. I guess it
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  Speaker 2: depends on if you get your money back.
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  Speaker 4: Why she Why? Why? I don't understand why.
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  Speaker 2: I'm doing you. After this reaction, I'm going to email
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  Speaker 2: Allison and ask her why she had because now it's
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  Speaker 2: so terrible.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'm gonna talk to her too. I don't understand why.
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  Speaker 4: I don't get it.
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  Speaker 2: It was supposed to be a joke to make you
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  Speaker 2: laugh and lighten your mood and make you feel better.
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  Speaker 4: Well, maybe you did too good a job at being
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  Speaker 4: a jerky bank person or something to.
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  Speaker 2: Take that as a compliment. And and we'll end this
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  Speaker 2: phone call and I'll check up on you in a
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  Speaker 2: couple of days.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 3: Broke in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties,