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Phone Tap PODCAST: No He Didn’t Gurrrl · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Jubles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with DUI
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  Speaker 1: it's no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one eight
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  Speaker 1: hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,
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  Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred d uy Away.
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  Speaker 1: Proud supporters of Jubules phone taps one eight hundred dy away.
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  Speaker 1: He's another Jubils naps on the twenties toy. I'm moving
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  Speaker 1: ninety two point five. Hello, Hi, my name is Colby Sazarek.
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling from financial Services. Is this carriage? Yeah? This
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  Speaker 1: is Hi Kara. How are you? I'm calling because I'm
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  Speaker 1: asking if you know a Malcolms. Yeah, that's my ex boyfriend.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, well, um he has you down on a
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  Speaker 1: reference for a loan that he took out and he's
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  Speaker 1: missed a few payments, so I'm trying to collect payment.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know how I could get a hold of him?
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  Speaker 1: I actually don't you know? We're not together anymore. Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry to hear that. If you don't mind me
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  Speaker 1: asking why did you guys break up? I know it's
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  Speaker 1: kind of personal, but I need to figure out how
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  Speaker 1: to find him. Um, well, not to really any of
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  Speaker 1: your business. But he cheated on me. Oh no he didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Yes she did. Oh girl, he must be tripping. He
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  Speaker 1: cheated on you. Excuse me, I said he cheated on you. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I just told you that. I thought I heard you wrong.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know we were dealing with such a dog.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you talking like that? What do you mean?
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean like? I am just concerned for you, girl?
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  Speaker 1: I had no idea. Of course you had no idea.
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  Speaker 1: We have never met. You are a bill collector, but
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  Speaker 1: we all sisters, right, No, can I tell you something girl?
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  Speaker 1: It already makes me sick that he's not paying his bills,
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  Speaker 1: and now it makes me sick that he hurt you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh well, thank you? I mean, do you need anything
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  Speaker 1: else for me? Can I can I help you with? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I do, I do. I need you to go stick
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  Speaker 1: your foot and his That's what I need. Okay, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: this is a kind of weird. We got to do
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  Speaker 1: something about this. You said you're trying to collect alone. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a build collector second, but I am a person first,
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  Speaker 1: and I am not gonna have one of my ladies
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  Speaker 1: disrespected like this, one of your ladies. I'm sorry, are
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  Speaker 1: you are you a male or a female? Honey, don't
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  Speaker 1: you worry about that? Okay, we just gotta get this
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  Speaker 1: dog if us the last thing we do. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate it and everything, but you know this happened
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  Speaker 1: a couple months ago, and I'm actually over it. You
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  Speaker 1: are so cute. You are so cute. You are never
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  Speaker 1: over a girl, not until you have some kind of closure. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but I don't think you're being very professional
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  Speaker 1: at all, and I need to speak to her man. Well, look, girl,
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  Speaker 1: when I hear about somebody being cheated on, all right,
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  Speaker 1: all professionalism goes out the dough. I don't care. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: well it shouldn't. This is your job, and seriously, I
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  Speaker 1: would like to speak to your manager. Please. I'll let
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  Speaker 1: you speak to him in a second, but we have
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  Speaker 1: got then. Listen, we've got bigger fish to fry. What's
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  Speaker 1: his address? Not giving you his address? I want to
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  Speaker 1: see to your manager. Give me his address right now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to pay him a visit. You're not going
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  Speaker 1: to my ex boyfriend's house. I'm not giving you his address.
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  Speaker 1: You're a bill collector. He cheated on you, girl, He
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  Speaker 1: cheated on you. I know he cheated on me. I
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  Speaker 1: was there, but it's not your business. Have some respect
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  Speaker 1: for your damn self. Excuse me, r e y r
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  Speaker 1: eespect respect. Listen, I don't know you. You don't know me.
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  Speaker 1: You have no business talking about my personal life. Okay, seriously,
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  Speaker 1: you're a bill collector. He had no business cheating on you,
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  Speaker 1: did he but he did it? But he did. You're
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  Speaker 1: an idiot. Okay, seriously, you're an idiot. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: why you're getting mad at me, girl. I'm just trying
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  Speaker 1: to help you out. Stop calling me girl, and you're
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  Speaker 1: your lady or whatever. You're a dude. What is wrong
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  Speaker 1: with you? Give me his address. I'm not giving you
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  Speaker 1: his address. You give me his address right now. I'm
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  Speaker 1: a over there, beat him over the head on my purse.
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  Speaker 1: You're I will march right up to his door. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna take off my earrings at my heels, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna beat him over the head with my purse. I
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  Speaker 1: don't even know what to say. You are absolutely ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: I have never in my life had a bill collector
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  Speaker 1: be so invested in my personal life. You know why,
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  Speaker 1: because I'm not a bill collector. What are you talking about.
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  Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the
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  Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you shut up? Are
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  Speaker 1: you very serious? I know. Yeah, your friend Danielle set
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  Speaker 1: you up. Oh my god, oh my god. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: kill her. She said, you recently broke up with some
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  Speaker 1: cheat and dog and have been mad about it ever since.
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  Speaker 1: And girl, I'm here to tell you to get over it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm over it. Trust me, I'm gonna kill her. You
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  Speaker 1: got to learn to have some damn respect for yourself. Girl,