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  Speaker 1: Hy Episode eleven, A day light and a dollar short.
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  Speaker 1: But we're episode eleven of the Top five Podcast. I'm
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  Speaker 1: Kaylin sitting across from me as Jason. Hello, Hello, my friend,
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  Speaker 1: my coworker, my brother in christ.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been ill.
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  Speaker 1: You've been ill.
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  Speaker 2: She can tell from my voice. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Top five podcast. Every week we picked five things we're
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  Speaker 1: obsessed with, one thing that made us crash out, and
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  Speaker 1: we apologize. We are posting this a day late. Honestly.
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  Speaker 1: Jason finally get the call from Britney Spears to go
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  Speaker 1: join her and so, and you know she needs the help.
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  Speaker 1: She needs the help. She needed someone to babysit her
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  Speaker 1: a doll and so Jason had to fly and.
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  Speaker 2: Apolocat even half my pay now, which would basically be
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  Speaker 2: I would owe I would owe her at that point,
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  Speaker 2: I'd be in the rears. As they say, I think
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  Speaker 2: that's mean when when you're in the negative.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I've never heard that rears. You have some I noticed,
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  Speaker 1: and I wonder if this is the same reason for me.
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  Speaker 1: I have a lot of old timey sayings because my grandma,
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  Speaker 1: like your grandma, had such a hand in raising me.
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  Speaker 1: Is that why you say, like old timey shit like that,
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  Speaker 1: I think.
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  Speaker 2: So, yeah, I'm trying to think of I think my
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  Speaker 2: mom told me in the rears, but I do think
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  Speaker 2: a lot of them come from my grandma. Yeah, she
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  Speaker 2: would say some weird.
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  Speaker 1: Ass shit, Geraldane, Yeah, grand must have the weirdest sayings. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they really do. Can I ask you a question?
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  Speaker 2: Sure?
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  Speaker 1: And I needed to explained to me fully because I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if I really get it, and I thought
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  Speaker 1: we'd have this publicly. Why do you keep bringing me
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  Speaker 1: makeup to work every morning? I mean, I'm not complaining
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  Speaker 1: other than the color scheme is a little bit interesting,
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  Speaker 1: but why, Yeah, what's going on?
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  Speaker 2: So some of my friends on TikTok that I've never
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  Speaker 2: met in real life? Okay, so I live in TikTok lives.
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  Speaker 2: That's something that I like. I the minute I come home,
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  Speaker 2: if I'm caught up on my podcast I listened to
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  Speaker 2: for the day, including the top five. If you don't
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  Speaker 2: I've never listened to an episode.
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  Speaker 1: You should sometimes I but how are you going to
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  Speaker 1: get better?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm already the best. I have two podcasts.
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  Speaker 2: I'm joking. I'm going to be joking. I was just saying, oh,
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  Speaker 2: so as soon as I get home, I turn TikTok
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  Speaker 2: Lives on and they're just on there's just people talking
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  Speaker 2: in which and so I ended up just like really
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  Speaker 2: liking some of the creators and so like I've just
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  Speaker 2: become friends with them, TikTok friends. I guess you could
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  Speaker 2: say I'm not real life friends. But and so some
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  Speaker 2: of them allow me to mod for them, which means
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  Speaker 2: that I can like go in and like kick people
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  Speaker 2: out if they're being like me, because there are a
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  Speaker 2: lot of haters on the internet. In case you, I
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  Speaker 2: do love following rules. I'm there to like keep the chat,
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  Speaker 2: move in, hype up the chat, you know, like just
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  Speaker 2: be in there or whatever. Yet more work because I
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  Speaker 2: love to take things that I enjoy and turn them
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  Speaker 2: into work. You do, yes, Oh and the computer just
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  Speaker 2: said it wanted to restart, but we're going to snooze,
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  Speaker 2: so I was like, okay, so I'm in there and whatever,
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  Speaker 2: and so just to thank me. So some of them
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  Speaker 2: are affiliates for makeup brands, so affiliate so like there's
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  Speaker 2: a TikTok shop, which I know you're familiar with, right,
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  Speaker 2: So this is what I keep trying to tell you, ladies,
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  Speaker 2: to do because this could be another revenue stream. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: so as you're on TikTok shop and you have you know,
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  Speaker 2: following of some size, right, you can be well if
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  Speaker 2: you really you know, concentrated on it like you would,
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  Speaker 2: you know, but like like just I feel like if
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  Speaker 2: you're just if you're just consistent, it will eventually come. However,
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  Speaker 2: if you you can become affiliates of brands that have
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  Speaker 2: TikTok shops. So like say you really love Mac Cosmetics,
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  Speaker 2: right and they're on the TikTok shop.
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  Speaker 1: Companies and brands are joining the Yeah, oh excuse me,
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was just like that damn oh got
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  Speaker 1: alara those fucking pants.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody's trying to no, no, like you could get like
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  Speaker 2: actual shit on the TikTok shop now, like like I'm
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  Speaker 2: just using example, Yes, I saw Crocs is on there now,
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  Speaker 2: and so they do TikTok lives. It's not like the
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  Speaker 2: new thing is like TikTok Lives doing selling products. So
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  Speaker 2: it's basically like QVC, but like on TikTok.
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  Speaker 1: You're part of what's wrong with TikTok is that every
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  Speaker 1: everything is a fucking and now I want where's my
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  Speaker 1: funny videos.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that is I'm part of the problem, but I
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  Speaker 2: just love it for some reason. I probably would love QVC.
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  Speaker 2: But anyway, so you can become an affiliate and basically
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  Speaker 2: you have you then have your own showcase, so kind
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  Speaker 2: of like an Amazon storefront where people can go and
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  Speaker 2: purchase the products through your showcase, and then you get
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  Speaker 2: a kickback from that along with them buying the product. Right,
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  Speaker 2: so the company gets a percentage. You get a percentage
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  Speaker 2: because they bought it through you, kind of like using
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  Speaker 2: a discount code. I get that so to thank me
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  Speaker 2: for modding. Because it's an unpaid position, I get free.
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  Speaker 1: Product models unpaid.
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  Speaker 2: Well yeah, well for the people. I don't know if
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  Speaker 2: maybe some people pay them rich. But I do it
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  Speaker 2: for the fun of it because I'm in there anyway,
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  Speaker 2: and I love a rule and I love kicking people out.
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  Speaker 2: That's the real pole that I love, or muting them.
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  Speaker 2: And then uh so I'm not gonna use it. So
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  Speaker 2: I bring it to you guys, and I give you
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  Speaker 2: all makeup.
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  Speaker 1: That's so nice. Do they know you're a man who
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  Speaker 1: doesn't wear makeup?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah they do. But there's just well,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if they know I don't wear makeup.
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  Speaker 2: They know' I'm a man, so well, yeah, I look
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  Speaker 2: like I wear makeup. I don't know. I was gonna say,
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  Speaker 2: but I get other non makeup items in the packages.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, Like I got a shirt, I got uh,
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  Speaker 2: some tumblers. I got cups like like drinking like water
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  Speaker 2: cups like tumblers. Yeah, straws like merch like that. I'll
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  Speaker 2: get that. And then I just bring you guys to makeup.
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  Speaker 1: You can tell they're sending you things that aren't selling
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  Speaker 1: great because the makeup is great. Last week this man
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  Speaker 1: me gray lipstick, I look deceased, and then this week.
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  Speaker 2: Gray lipstick on the right. Does anyone even like.
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  Speaker 1: Black is more common? Come in, Ryan, Hi, right, you
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  Speaker 1: made an appearance last week.
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  Speaker 2: We don't know how to edit, so this has to stay. It.
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  Speaker 1: Shout out to my friend Ali, who is very impressed
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  Speaker 1: that we don't edit, because she's like, that's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of work, like you do this and then you do that,
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  Speaker 1: and then you edit. And I was like, no, we've
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  Speaker 1: made a promise that we're not editing. No, because just.
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  Speaker 2: Like we don't do video because I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Want well I do want video. But I can't afford
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  Speaker 1: like a videographer, which.
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  Speaker 2: Is why I would need these cameras in here.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have space on my phone. I am gonna
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  Speaker 1: get little audio clips because there are some audio clips
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  Speaker 1: that are really funny of this, he was trying to say, Pastacio.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, and then this week you brought me like
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  Speaker 1: black blush, and I was like, okay, it is the
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  Speaker 1: darkest purple, which might work on some skin tones, but
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  Speaker 1: I you know, and I try to make it work.
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  Speaker 1: I could not, so yeah, yeah it looks pretty on her.
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  Speaker 1: It's just it's not even maybe it wasn't even skid
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  Speaker 1: and tone. It was so pigmant pigmented that like you
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  Speaker 1: would look like a fucking clown, like a literal clown.
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  Speaker 2: If you'd rather have that, then I guess unpigmented right
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  Speaker 2: where It's like, why did I pay money and I
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  Speaker 2: don't even see it.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you get more product, for sure, like I
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  Speaker 1: love so I you didn't know what liquid blush was.
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  Speaker 1: I use liquid blush and sometimes on top because I'm
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  Speaker 1: a whore. I'm a Southern horror at heart, and I
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  Speaker 1: just yeah, I mean you wanted to be really pigmented
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  Speaker 1: because it lasts you for a long time. But sometimes
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  Speaker 1: it can be like whoa, yeah it's real d yeah
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  Speaker 1: and yeah so yeah, so that's that.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm gonna keep it coming and make up one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeahs long as y'all want it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this brown is slapping, but look less, I got
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  Speaker 1: a slapping.
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  Speaker 2: We get a couple of hits, a couple of misses.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, gray lipstick if you want that. So I
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  Speaker 1: feel bad throwing it out because I I love the case.
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  Speaker 1: But again, I couldn't even find excused to her black
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  Speaker 1: but like gray unless I'm being like a Corps ray
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  Speaker 1: do emo girl, like, I don't know. I have no idea.
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  Speaker 2: You could put on your eyes, Mecca, Yeah, what is
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  Speaker 2: smoky eye?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't usually go into the Gray family. That's okay, No,
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  Speaker 1: that's Jason's sick. He was not with Britney Spears, that's
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  Speaker 1: the real.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I had a meeting that involved drinking, so it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't moving that I needed. I needed that drink yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: You have crazy eyes.
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  Speaker 1: I do right now?
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  Speaker 2: I need do it?
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  Speaker 1: Do you know why? Because it's so right in here?
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  Speaker 2: You know, I was going to say it's great that
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  Speaker 2: you kept the light the light on.
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  Speaker 1: Well I had my hat on. It's like, hold on,
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  Speaker 1: it's really hurting my eyes.
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  Speaker 2: Normally we're in here in the dark like fades, like
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  Speaker 2: as if it's like sexy time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, turn the lights down low. All right, you want
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  Speaker 1: to get into your top five because I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how long your voice.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, me neither. I'm trying to think of what I
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  Speaker 2: want to do first. I'll start so a couple of
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  Speaker 2: mine are kind of under the same umbrella, so I
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  Speaker 2: guess I'll just start there. But you turned me on.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I knew what Coachella was, but you turned
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  Speaker 2: me on to like how accessible I can get it.
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  Speaker 2: And so all weekend I was sick just at home
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  Speaker 2: and I was watching Coachella and the live performances that
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  Speaker 2: you can stream on YouTube, which I probably will be
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  Speaker 2: doing again this weekend. Well not Saturday because we have
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: to work on Sunday's Easter, so I guess not Friday.
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  Speaker 2: And Friday is I'll be drunk and peppies probably, And
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  Speaker 2: so I just want to like shout out Charlie XCX
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  Speaker 2: because I was so I'm you see, like so I
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  Speaker 2: liked her like back when she started, like she was
• 10:04
  Speaker 2: kind of like a b sort of level for me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: like I liked the bops. I like listened to her
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  Speaker 2: stuff every now and then really knew like her singles
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  Speaker 2: or whatnot. But obviously, like Brat likes for so many people,
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  Speaker 2: it was like a turning point for me, Like I
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  Speaker 2: love every single song on that album. And it's very
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  Speaker 2: different for me because I don't do a lot of
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  Speaker 2: that like really hardcore dance pop that she does. Like
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  Speaker 2: it's very but like I don't know, she just does
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  Speaker 2: it so well and and so like she performed on
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  Speaker 2: Saturday night and like she was just amazing. Like it
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  Speaker 2: literally was just her and lights in screens and there
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  Speaker 2: wasn't even like real visuals. It was just sort of
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  Speaker 2: like more lights on the screen, yes, and her just
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  Speaker 2: fucking rocking out. I mean, she didn't have a band,
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  Speaker 2: she didn't have dancers. She brought out Billie Eilish, Tray
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  Speaker 2: Savon and Lord, which was amazing. And by the time
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  Speaker 2: they got to Billy Eilish, it was like like because
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  Speaker 2: I was thinking, like, oh, like that would be fucking
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  Speaker 2: I cut for her to bring up Billie Eilish, they
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  Speaker 2: could do guests together, and they she did, and it
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  Speaker 2: was crazy, and she just like she owned the stage
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  Speaker 2: and she did it all and she sang. I mean
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  Speaker 2: the mic was on. She uses Hella auto tune, but
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  Speaker 2: it's totally okay because that's the vibe, right, But the
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  Speaker 2: mic was on, and she was just you could tell
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  Speaker 2: she was just having the fucking time of her life.
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  Speaker 2: And she was like thoroughly entertaining, like because there were
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  Speaker 2: a couple of sets where I was like, eh, this
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  Speaker 2: is you know, take it or leave it, but like
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  Speaker 2: she fucking did that ninety five percent by herself, which
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  Speaker 2: is like fucking nuts, and to do that, you know,
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  Speaker 2: on that type of stage at that type of festival,
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  Speaker 2: like was just really cool and it sort of topped
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  Speaker 2: off that whole like album, I guess like cycle for me.
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  Speaker 2: But also like she left everyone like hanging like is
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  Speaker 2: brat Summer really over? I hope it's not. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know what else she could do because she damn near
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  Speaker 2: remixed the entire album, but maybe there's a part two
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  Speaker 2: or something. But she throw a fucking party, yes, And
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  Speaker 2: then also like she's U And these artists are very
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  Speaker 2: rare for me because I don't very much like once
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  Speaker 2: I discovered whatever that I really like someone I don't
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  Speaker 2: normally go back to their older stuff and like revisit it,
• 12:06
  Speaker 2: but like with her albums I have, and she said
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  Speaker 2: some like solid shit come out and like that wasn't
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  Speaker 2: on the radio. That's just like whatever, and so like
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: just going back and listening to some of her older
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: stuff because she did have some throwback songs in her
• 12:18
  Speaker 2: set that I didn't know from Bratt. She's really good
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  Speaker 2: and I like her a lot, and I'm excited for
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: her that she's like blowing up. She's been at it
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  Speaker 2: for a minute, and I'm glad that she's finally getting
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: the She didn't do fancy with Ayazel Yah. That's my
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  Speaker 2: only complaint because that song is a banger.
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  Speaker 1: It didn't fit.
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  Speaker 2: I know it didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Shouldn't have done. Oh, I don't care like kept that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I was Kylie Jenner knew it, but Kylie, yeah, I
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: heard Timothy really singing along to that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I wondered if like you would get it because
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: like I know, you don't like super hard eating up
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  Speaker 1: like the speakers were. And I said this to my boyfriend,
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  Speaker 1: like if the speakers weren't good, Yeah, that performance is nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know what I mean, Like if she
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  Speaker 1: like she could give it her all, but like she
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  Speaker 1: what she did was curate, like I have chills actually,
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  Speaker 1: which I get from music, but like I she's actually
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  Speaker 1: a really great DJ as well. She does these like
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  Speaker 1: boiler room sets that I'm dying to go to. I've
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  Speaker 1: talked to you about them, and it's like a small
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  Speaker 1: club and it's a fucking party, and I feel like
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  Speaker 1: she she like brought that to a huge group of
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  Speaker 1: people at Coachella in the middle of a desert, and
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  Speaker 1: I thought that was so cool. And my boyfriend pointed
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  Speaker 1: out and I didn't know if he'd get it either,
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  Speaker 1: because it's like he really likes artists that play instruments
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  Speaker 1: and you know what I mean, and seeing live and
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: like so he was like, oh, too much audition. I'm like, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's supposed to be like that, like that's what we're doing.
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  Speaker 1: But he even was like, this is very impressive that
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  Speaker 1: she's doing this by herself, no dancers, no nothing. And
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even think about that, and I loved how
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  Speaker 1: she did it. She's like, no, I'm gonna do this
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  Speaker 1: on my own, and she kept the energy. We were
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: both wondering what she was. We thought she was drinking.
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  Speaker 1: What did you think was in her car? Like, I
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  Speaker 1: feel like she could be a whiskey girl. I would
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  Speaker 1: totally have someone and me a Red solo copy while
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  Speaker 1: I was on stage. I loved it. She kept the
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  Speaker 1: same outfit on. She was fucking sweating her body, her abs. Fuck,
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: does she have a Does she have weaven?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? I think she had to because she had a
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  Speaker 2: lot of hair.
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  Speaker 1: It was so amazing and I just was like, at first,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, when you heard the mic was down,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, how is this gonna go? And it was
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  Speaker 1: just like, You're so correct. It was. It was awesome,
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  Speaker 1: and so I'm glad you.
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  Speaker 2: Honestly that way my favorite side I think I saw
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  Speaker 2: all weekend.
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  Speaker 1: She a lesbian?
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  Speaker 2: No, she has a boyfriend? Or is she married? Wait?
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: Let me look it up. She has a man?
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  Speaker 1: Where is the because she's I just loved how like
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  Speaker 1: she's engaged.
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  Speaker 2: He's a drummer, record producer, and electronic musician. His name
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  Speaker 2: is George Daniel.
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  Speaker 1: So she's just the bit. I mean, she's mother obviously right.
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  Speaker 2: She's definitely an ally.
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  Speaker 1: I mean Bratt was for the I feel like Bratt
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  Speaker 1: was for the game.
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  Speaker 2: Oh for sure. Yeah, like that was like a whole movement. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I love her. She's always been like one of those
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  Speaker 2: like underground people that we've always sort of like lifted up.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: We are Commaiti picks like random people, so like like
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: her and like Carlie ray Jepson, we like will always
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  Speaker 2: support no matter what they do. She was like one
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  Speaker 2: of those people. So I love that she's getting like
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: the mainstream like respect because that was awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Did you know that Apple Girls were like fucking Gabriette and.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so yeah, I'll get into this with my when
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  Speaker 2: we going farther, But like I learned the whole backstory
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  Speaker 2: of that, Like yeah, like I don't know. I was
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: just like entranced in it all weekend. I watched it live,
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: I watched her replay the next morning, and then they
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: were like showing clips throughout the day as I hit
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: it on and I was watching all of that, I
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: was like, I'm like, I'm just watching the same thing
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: over and over again. But I was like still thoroughly entertained,
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: which I think says a lot. So she killed it?
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: Is that your Yeah? Is it my turn?
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: I didn't know so my my first of my top
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: five is also couch it is. Yeah, I don't know.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: I mean I've gone to Coachella in general, like I've
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: gone to the festival. I always like preach how it's
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: just run differently. I think I've like a broken record.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: But they don't even allow you to drink in the audience,
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: Like that's how clean the festivals. You have to drink
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: in beer gardens. I the first time I went, I
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: was going through a breakup and got invited and I
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: was in a fucket mode of like worry about the
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: money later, like fuck. It stayed in a huge house
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: and like we walked to and from every day, and
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: I just have like such magical experiences at Coachella. Yeah,
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's just so I like the festival,
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: but I love Couchella even more. And every year I
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: do it. It's just like right, I'll do it. You
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: would I think you would like it, but but it's
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: it's the desert, so it's not like hot like it
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: is here. It is really fucking hot and you have
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: to drink water and sometimes it's hit or miss. Sometimes
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: the weekends are better, but at night it gets chilly
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: because it's the desert, which is nice. So if you
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: go like four, it's not super bad. Yeah and yeah,
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: I just like love watching the entire festival. I did
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: the same thing, and so I made a little list
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: of my favorites. Like Jason said, they have all the
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: stages up on YouTube, but you have to catch it
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: either live or the replay, or you're gonna have to
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: just find clips, which is cool, Like I get why
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: they're doing that, but I also have that on my list,
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: so you can watch it this weekend if you want to.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: But Marina, I did not know Marina. He texted you
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: about her. I'm like, how have I My boyfriend's sister
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: texted me and was like she got me through high school?
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Like how did I not know about this girl?
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: Like the one thing about her that I didn't and
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: I wanted to look it up, was that So she
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: used to be in like a band, okay, and it
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: was Marina and the Diamonds. Okay, Oh yeah, that's her
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: last name. At some point now it's just Marina. So
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: that's the thing where I don't know where that changed.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: So I don't know if it was like a Selena
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: Gomez and the scene, remember that like era where she
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: like had a band with her and they had a name.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Maybe I feel like when she did who says remember
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: that song? Like oh fuck, like that was and the scene.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Like was the leaders want to talk about that?
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: I still bump that. But yeah, so like there was
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: like a part of a band. That's the part of
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: her like Lore I don't know about, but yeah, I
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: just she's another sort of like I think, like a
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: little bit of a gay icon, Like it.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Was getting the fucking Marie Antoinette hair and the course
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: of the like just her theatrics her. I enjoyed watching
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: her sat and I didn't know her music. Her voice
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: was beautiful. I loved the music she was playing. And
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: that's also why I like this Couchella or Coachella, you
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: discover people that you had no idea about. She called
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: it Conchella, which I think makes her, you know, in
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: the fucking you know, a gay icon. And I just
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: think I think Contesiu mo is her last album. But
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: loved her. She had great energy. Missy Elliott was fucking insane.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Try to see her if you have not yet. She
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: always gives like cinema level shows. And somebody messaged me
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: this but about Lady Gaga. But I definitely thought she
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: was giving like a Super Bowl halftime show performance as
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: opposed to just performing at Coachella. Production it was. It
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: was so good. I loved the Marias. I didn't really
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: know about the Marias.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: They're sleepy. To me, it's like real sleepy.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. For some reason I
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: really liked well, maybe because I had gotten high by
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: that point, but I really liked them. I wrote Charlie
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: of course, which we already talked about, and then Lady
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: gagat was the most amazing thing. I couldn't watch it
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: live because I think it was at two am, our time,
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: But the next day I found clips and it was
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: in a playlist, so it was pretty much playing everything.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: There was a moment that was like magical where she
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: was doing paparazzi and she had done it and the
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: wind was blowing because it gets very windy at and
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: she was just doing like little paparazzi vocals that were
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: just it was acoustic and beautiful and live. She had
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: she changed her hair, she changed her outfits. She had
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: like it was kind of like her old self was
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: fighting with her new self, like, oh my god, the
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: whole when she was in that sandbox like with the dancer,
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: like it was trying to take her down. I don't
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Probably it's Lady Gaga. But one thing about Lady Gaga
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: is she's gonna pretend she doesn't know how to walk
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: like that woman loves to cause play as someone who's disabled,
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: and we, for some reason don't. We're not like upset
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: about it, right, like, not only did she do that
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: because paparazzi, but in an when she began she did.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: I think it was Abracadabra was the first time she
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: did when she was in that like dress thing and
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: she comes out with the sticks on her hands, like
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: she can't walk. Why she loved pretend she can't walk?
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: I don't know. That is odd. Yeah, you're pointing something
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: out that it is way more frequent than it should be.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: It was a high thought because I was like, I
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: literally just said my boyfriend.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: Like.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Why why why is this bitch always pretending she can't walk?
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Like it's not.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Who is it? Marius?
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Come on, come on, come on, Marius joined the podcast.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: It's wrong, It's okay?
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Is this confidential information? No? Oh, I ordered banners oh okay,
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: Oh maybe he just come by and diet. Yeah okay, no,
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: I just need the banners.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Marius. What's your Instagram? Who is Maress? If
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: you guys want to follow him? Because everyone who comes in,
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: we just I'll just give him a plug.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: We don't edit this.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, we're talking about you. He's also
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: a Lions fan, so yeah, okay, he loves the Turtles,
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: the Ninja Turtles.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: He really loves the Turtles. I'll get into that story. Yeah, episode,
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Oh I bet you did anyone have my back? Oh good,
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: I know I can't count on her.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Is a turtle fucker? Yeah, I think so too.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: You like, Yeah, they're.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: They're really seeing what it's like to work here because
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: everyone comes, Like Ryan leaves his backpack here in here
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: every single day. Every single day we text him, can
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: we use it? He says yes? Then every single day
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: he comes into the podcast to get his back right.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: But my my, I have the mic side. Maybe I
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: have to have it in program, But then I'm scared,
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go on.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: What if I put it in one? No, because we
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: were broadcasting to the religious one day, and.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, I have to put it in a program, but
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: it makes me scared.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Wait, can you make sure we're not like going on
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: thirteen ninety.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: No, that's another studio.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, I hope everybody likes this. Maybe we'll have
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: you on to tell the turtle fucking story.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, not forever fucking.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well we have to. It's called it tease. It's
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: called it tease, my friend, all right, I love you bye.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Maris is a very deep voice. Anyways, I don't know.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: That was just my only notes for ga. Guy is like, okay,
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: we get it. It was like the paparazzi thing, but
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: like another time, she's like walking with those like it's
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: it reminds me of like when like in the polio days,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, they had like because they
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: didn't have the new Like I don't know. I'm like, no,
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: I know, maybe that's not what they used, but you
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: know it looks very old timey does she used it? Like?
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Where is she drawing her inspiration from? Is what I
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: want to know. But I mean she's you know, she's mother.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: But I always I just I wondered about what about
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: that really gets her going?
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know why she's like, oh I need
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: to not walk.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: For this one, right, this character doesn't know how to
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: walk without her sticks, you know, so.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Like why was her but so big in the wood?
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god? And then for how
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: bad do you want me? She loves Yeah, I mean
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: she's very camp and I love it. I thought that
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: was a vibe. I mean that she that fucking song
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: live was amazing. Did you see it?
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: That was. We didn't need the Bruno Mars collab. We
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: did not need bored this way. I am so sorry.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: I apologize. But Michael Polancy, do you see what she
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: said to him? No, she was in the audience and
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: she was just like thanking him and my love, she
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: pointed to I was very sweet, very in love. I
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: heard her on string the other day and he was like,
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: why do I feel like when you have kids you're
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: gonna fucking disappear? And you know, she's like, well, it's
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: not that, but I want to give everything to my kids.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: And she's so and she's talking about it, very happy
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: for her, happy that she is in fact able to walk.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: And yeah, Cowchella, you guys.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Maybe do not sleep. Yeah, I feel.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Like maybe stop that the most like laid back just
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: like yeah, just just knock it off.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: Don't do that. So I'll finish with my last product
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: of Coachella, because I think I put Cowchella to like
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: the next level because when there was no live stream on,
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: I was watching series of videos from every single influencer
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: that's there. Oh yeah. So I was like if one
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: came up of there, and I went the whole gamut
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: from like the people that are in the house with
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: the brand bills to the people that are like in
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: the cheapest camping that are waiting in line for two
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: hours to shower. Like I went like the whole gamut
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: following every single person. Bitch, I was sick. I was
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: not moving on this weekend. So like literally I was
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: like so enthralled with like wild, isn't it? Like it's
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: just so I It's just something I would never I
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: would never sign up to camp at a music festival.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: You'rel you are smart, okay, especially like the fucking twelve
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: hours waiting for camp, Like good, you guys deserve it.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: You're dumb. It's the middle of the desert, like h no.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: And then I have camped one time at a music
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: festival fucking electric forest. It used to be Rothberry I
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: got a sign this infection. I had to leave early,
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: but falling asleep to the dun du dude and then
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: waking up to hippies talking by you at like two am,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: like talking about fucking life, drinking their coffee, like, shut
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: the fuck up, there's dew on the grass. Sorry, that's
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: my die. Try But no, even.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Like the nice ones were not, No, they they have
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: the ones that like Coachella sets up, which still looks
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: like she looks like Firefest, but like the ones that, like,
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: you know, the people that bought multiple spots and they
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: put up like the big tents or whatever, like even
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: that's you know, I guess if you're looking at the
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: car camping scenario, that's top tier. I still like, I
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: don't want that. No, I don't want to sleep in
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: my car. I I don't want Oh my god.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: No.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: And I found this girl and I wish I put
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: her name down when I forgot, but she basically posted
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: a video on Thursday. This is when I first found her,
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: and then I was like following up all weekend because
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: I needed to know she was alive. And she was like,
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: I just got last minute tickets to Coachella. I don't
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: have anywhere to stay. I don't have any outfits, but
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: like Yola like I'm gonna go do it, like I'm
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: gonna fucking do it. So like literally she just yeah,
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: like I'm gonna park in the Walmart parking lot, I'm
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: gonna sleep in my car, I'm gonna shower at the gym,
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: and and then all of you in the comments were
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: like do not sleep in a parking lot, like literally,
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: like people were like in box me, like I don't
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: live far from it, like I live in India, Like
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: you can park in front of my house, like you
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: don't need to come to my house, but like don't
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: park in a fucking Walmart parking lot like whatever.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: So she ended up like finding someone I'm assuming online
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: that let her like parking their driveway or whatever. So
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: she like at least she wasn't like in a parking
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: lot by herself, you know, like whatever.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: So I love that TikTok does do some good things.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Literally that's sweet. But I was like filling around along
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: with her, and she like literally went and she pulled
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: her outfits together. She like went to go she showered
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: at the Planet Fitness that opened at like five am.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: So she just stayed up and showered and then went
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: to bed like even slept all day. Yeah. I was like, okay,
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: I was watching people that are pregnant that were like
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: out there doing it. They're like, you do this every years,
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: like just pregnant this year. So we just come back
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: to our car and take breaks. I'm like, like, I
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: don't want to walk around La Paloza when it's that hotever,
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: let alone, like I'm fucking pregnant, like absolutely not. Or
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: like the people were raiding the food and the drink
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: prices and like the other price all the shit. Like
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: I was just watching everything, like the shower lines and
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: what the showers looked like. I was just like enthralled
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: by like every piece of it because it's something that
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: I would never do, Like I would need to live
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: in one of the hype houses like it. No, you
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: get a brand deal, because I don't know how else
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: I would be able to do that.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: It's good if you you get a crew, like you
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: can do it cost efficiently. Ish the tickets are the
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: most expensive thing. But if you get a big enough
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: crew and rent a house and cram people in there
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: that's like nearby, you can do it to where it's not.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: You're not fucking camping. The houses are obviously expensive, but
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: like ten g's on a tent, Yeah, that's not.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: It had like a like a like a bed on sticks, like.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Theese would get you multiple homes on like the golf
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: course that you could watch at Coachella, Like why would
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: you choose to stay in a tent?
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: Right? Yeah? I don't know. And they're like, oh, you
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: come out this door and this is beautiful lake. I'm like,
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: I don't know, give a fuck.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Like camping is fine, festivals are fine. Why are you
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: combining them? They're both hard on you? Like I don't, Yeah,
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: I was like I don't really And if I'm gonna
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: spend ten thousand dollars, like if I have ten thousand
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: dollars to just blow like it's not I could do
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: something that doesn't make me look like I'm at war
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: like that literally was like I'm.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Look, you get a fridge in a trash can like.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: I'm doing war, and I like live in this like thing,
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: you know, like I live in this on this like gurney.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: It's like what it looks now? No? No, And like
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: the people that were running out of gas while they
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: were like waiting to get it, like why are you no?
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: I hear you.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: I can't handle it.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: I hear you.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: I was.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: I was following like alex Earl and like her sister
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: for everything. Yeah, I was just like, I love because
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: it brought me back to like I mean, although they
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: do it on a much bigger budget, like everyone getting
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: ready and like sharing everything and running around and because
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: I love that festival because you sleep in and you
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: fucking chill by a pool and slowly get ready and
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: then you can go and it's fine. But shout out
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: to my pregnant friend Ali, who says that she hopes
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: she can make it to a day of Ultra Music
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Festival in Detroit before she gives birth. It is Memorial
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Day weekend or yeah, that's the first one, right, it's
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Memorial Day weekend. She's due in June, and my pregnant
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: ass friend a lover or so much, she's gonna be
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: one of those cute little ladies. Oh my god, walking
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: around with her belly.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: I couldn't even imagine. I know, it's eighteen dollars.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Oh that was where you got No, you you fucking
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: you buy groceries and you eat at the house. That's
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: what I was That's what I was gonna say. You
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: don't eat at Coachella, like if you're unless you're fucking
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: Gunless, it's like your niche and you're like doing content
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: because I feel like, you know what that's like. You're
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: reading the food to Coachella, that's your thing.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: But I'm like, oh no, I vividly remember, you know, Tatiana,
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Like Tatiana and me at like two am getting home
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: and she's like, you want a hot pocket because we
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: had groceries. You know, it's actually how we became friends.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: But that's what I was gonna say. Yeah, No one's
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: feeding themselves all day on the ho tele of food.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Right Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I just I mean,
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: I don't think music festivals are for me.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: I just do you think things aren't for you? But
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: I think it's because you've had to work them for
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: so long.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: It's up sutting.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: It's upsetting to me because I think I know that
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: you would like certain things. Speaking of my friends, they're
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: all using nipple cream on their lips and I just
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: need to talk about it. So this is this is
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: one of my top five because I tried it, and
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: it's great. They're using a specific eight dollars Amazon nipple
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: cream on their lips, but I guess the ingredient is
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Lanel Lanlin Lanalim Lanalm. I don't know. I feel like
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: I had to say it was a Southern limb. I
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: think there's one specific ingredient in the nipple cream that
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: I think is makes it good for your lips, and
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: I think it's Lanlin and the one that they're using,
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: the one they're using is spelled. The brand is l
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: A N s h I O or no, no?
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Fuck l A N s h I n oh h
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: land Shino land Hino, Landshino, Landel Land Nipple Cream Save
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: for Breastfeeding Baby one hundred percent natural lip nipple cream,
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Butter for Mom breastfeeding essentials. But they're using it on
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: their lips, their mouthlips, their mouthlips, not their cooter Landland. Well,
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: how would you say this this brand? Oh my god,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: look at that five stars, almost sixty thousand reviews on Amazon.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Ho would you say that brand?
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: Land Sinel?
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Oh? Oh there's no oh? I said there was an
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: each you guys, I'm so stupid. L A N s
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: I N o h Lance and no Lance and no
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Landeline nipple cream Lanelin.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, right, just take out your phone look for I'll
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: post it.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Fuck lanel Lin, it's time for supper, Lanolin. Okay. Anyways,
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: I use the nipple cream on my lips and it's amazing.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: And this one I think was fucking eight dollars on Amazon.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: I don't have the praise, but lane land is good
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: for your oh my newly was delivered. It is good
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: for your lips, your lips, and I guess like if
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: it's sensitive enough for your nipples, like and it's natural. No, no, no,
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: your mouth, No, don't, don't put it on your cootter,
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: put on your lips, your lips.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: Speaking of this is not part of my.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Tope, right a gay man?
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: Never? Did you know the Megan Trainer vagina story, like
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: her vagina problems? Have you ever heard of this?
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: No? Do I want to? She?
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but I'm there was a problem. I
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: listened to a podcast she was on. Of course Chris
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: was there because they do everything together. And her lips,
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: of her vagina, her vaginal lips, she had some So
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: she had two problems going on. The first one was
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: something was wrong with the outside of her vagina that
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: made sex feel like glass, like glass down there, like
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: as if like someone was trying to.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Like outside, Yes, not the inside.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Something with the lips, so maybe it
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: was the inside. I don't know. Then she was small,
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: like she wasn't open inside.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Why are you looking at me?
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Because because I'm trying to see, Like, have you heard
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: of anyone had this issue to where she has to
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: do like two years of like physical therapy and stretching.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Up. Oh yeah, same, literally same the fuck?
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: Like why isn't it open? Yeah?
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean mine's mine's small, but it's
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: not I don't need two years of physical therapy.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: Like she was like, yeah, like sexist is never like
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: a good thing for me because it just hurts so bad.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: So I just thought that that's how it is, Like
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: that is just it's just gonna hurt. And I'm like,
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: what is her husband?
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Does he want to be in there?
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know, do you think? But she's had sex
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: before and she has she had too cares well.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it was vaginally, but no, I've
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: never heard of that issue.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: No, she had to have sea sections, she said, that.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Because her pussy's too small.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: Yes, well I don't know if that was the reason,
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: but for whatever reason, she had to have sea sections.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: But because of the pain, she ended up going to
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: like a like telling the doctor about it, and the
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: doctor had it like and they after they like looked
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: into it, they were like, oh, like you're not open enough,
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: like so we need to stretch you. That's fucking two years. Yeah,
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: Like I guess they do like a little bit at
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: a time, you know, like you can't do it like
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: all the way at once or something. Well no, yeah,
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: I mean yeah, like fucking nuts And there's like a
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: selfshes to use. I was like, whoa, anyway, so that
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: was not one of my top fives. But I meant
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: to ask you that and then I forgot. Yeah, so
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: Megan trainers, but she's gonna have a great vagina. This
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: is all done.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: That's things a Venus flytop speaking, guys, talk about the
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: yank on that on that vagina, you know, like the
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: suction of like pulling it out, like imagine the yank.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: Is there a yank?
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like it's like how it's like pulling on
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: your dick.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: It is.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: You've had sex with five women.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: Remember that?
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, I remember suction.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's been twenty years, has it? It's been
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: twenty over twenty years.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: You started fucking over twenty years ago. You fucking dusty, crusty,
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: holy shit, gaping wide set bad.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: Thirty six years old. It's been twenty.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Years, thirty six. I guess I always forgot your thirty
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: sep Wow, that's kind of I mean, you're getting up there.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: You have almost forty four years, twenty years since I
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: lost my virginity. That's twenty one. That's fucking nuts. How
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: old were you fifteen?
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Wow, okay, anyway, speaking about something that's good for your.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Mouth, landa land, don't you start land on land?
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: You know what else is good for your lips? La Nutella?
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: And that's you.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Just want to show Nutella you want to go to
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: the cafe after this that's right next door to us.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: I have reached like a full new level of obsession.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: Like I've always like I never really ate it unless
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: it was like once a year if someone were to
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: give me a crepe with it in it or something
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: like that. Like I never like bought it for my
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: house or like anything. But now I'm buying it by
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: the gallon fulls. It's like my little sweet treat every day.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: I thought you're doing.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm supposed to not be. But I do
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: one spoonful every day, Like, oh I could do that. Yeah,
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: it's like a little like good job today, So like
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: I look forward to it and I only do one
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: spoonful and like it's by the little jars and so
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: now it's my new thing. My little reward is that
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: I get a little spoonful of nutella every day. What
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: time of day it really depends on when I need it.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: Like usually it's kind of like on once I feel
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: like work is done right right, Okay, I made it,
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: I survived. I'm not doing Heroin. Let me like, just take.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: This little spoonful today. You're not.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: But I'm like I'm sucking that fucking spoon bitch, like
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: because I don't want to take any more. I'm like,
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: like I want to get every morse off of it. Okay,
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: so shout out to it's really good. I'm just like
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: discovering things.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I really don't know who eats at that cafe
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: near us.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: But I've never been to that.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: You need to go.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Tell me what's gives? Probably probably eighteen. Okay,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: My next one is well, I always wanted to put
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: her on my list somewhere, but a recent podcast episode
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: kind of catapulted her into this week. My friend Megan.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: She goes by mystic Mikayla on socials. She is an
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: aura reader and she is a medium, and she's so
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: fucking talented. All she needs is to see people's eyes
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: in a photo to be able to read them. And
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: she really created this like secret aura language where and
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: her story is insane, like she's very much doesn't seem
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: like she's not like, you know, a hippie that's like, oh,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm a psychic whatever. She actually grew up
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: thinking that everyone could see colors around people. She thought
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: that was normal. And she has this story where she
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: noticed a friend's mom's issue I believe with her uterus
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: and she said something about it and the mom, I guess,
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: freaked out. So she felt a lot of shame from it,
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: and so she kind of spent a long time trying
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: to shove this gift down. She became a teacher, and
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: she realized that she would use people's aura colors to
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: help them learn or she'd go, Okay, you know, two
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: purples can't sit next to each other. So throughout that research,
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: she kind of started to develop meanings for each color.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: And typically everyone has two colors. Typically it's a feeling
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: or emotional color and then a practical color. However, some
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: people are try colored, like my friend Ali, who I
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: just talked about. She's try and it's really crazy because
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: it's one of those things where you know, I've spoken
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: about it before, like you really think there's no one
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: like you, and then you read about like she goes
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: down to health issues that you'll have based on certain color,
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: and if it's not real, tell me why she has
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: this one of the same colors as me. She fucking
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: hates overhead lighting. She hates it. And it's really weird
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: because I don't know why I feel that way. I
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: just do. And she posted a video the other day
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: about like feelings. I was like me, and she's like, yeah,
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: it's like an indigo thing or whatever. So she's so great,
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: so talented. Good luck trying to get into her. I mean,
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: I sometimes have to call it a damn favor. But
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: she's got like a year long waiting list, but she's
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: really amazing. She's been on the Real Housewife. She's a
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: wonderful person. But yeah, after teaching, she was like, at
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: a crossroad, should I just like finally acknowledge this dream
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: or whatever, or like that I have this gift and
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: go one way or should I stay teaching? And she
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: ended up doing that and it's blown up for her.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: She has a spiritual family, which we call it on Facebook,
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: which kind of sounds sounds culty, but it's not. She
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: She has her Know Your Aura podcast, which is what
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: kind of made me want to talk about her this week.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: She also has on her Instagram at mister Mikayla. You
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: know all the angel numbers and their meanings. She came
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: out with an Angel number book. It's kind of all
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: tied together. And she's just so great and talented and
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: her most one of her most recent podcast episodes is
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: the reason that I wanted to give her a shout out. Actually,
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: we should maybe try to have her on. She's amazing.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: I had her on. I had her on the Morning
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: Show and forced her to read everyone's colors and it
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: was so dead on. But I would love her for
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: her to read you. I wonder if you're a pain
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: pink and another thing, Yeah, I kind of want to
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: kind of want to guess your color. You're definitely yellow
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: and something else. Anyways, So one of her latest podcast
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: episodes on the Know Your Aura pod, who she does
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: with her husband Scottie. They have the cutest fucking relationship ever,
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: it was called Animal Angels, story of stories of pets
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: who rescued their humans, and it was what I chose
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: to fall asleep to the other night, because that's obviously
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: what I do, And she took submissions from listeners on
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: how their pet either saved them literally, like from like
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: physical danger, or save them emotionally. She told an insane
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: story about a cat who her owner was in a
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: very abusive relationship, and it got to the point where
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: the cat was guarding the door trying to like keep
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: this abusive husband away or boyfriend. The cat was throwing
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: itself in between the abuse and she the day she
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: decided to leave was because the abuser threatened to hurt
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: the cat. She said, I didn't have enough respect for
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: myself to leave, but when he threatened, I'm gonna cry,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: Like when he threatened to kill my cat. That's why
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: I left to save her, and she said that she
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: was a few days out of probably losing her life
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: from this relationship, and the cat is still with her.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: They are still like she feels like it's her in
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: this cat against the world, and like it's just I
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: don't know, it's like a feeling. Even if my boyfriend
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: like jokingly walks towards me too fast, our dog who
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: used to beat all his you know, will throw her
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: body in between us, and it just like makes me
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: feel we just like don't deserve them. And the stories
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: are just amazing, and it made me think of, you know,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: the Gene Hackman wife, like the dog was standing by
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: her body guarding it when they So it's just I
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: don't know. It was a very touching episode. She's amazing.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: If you don't believe in that sort of thing, I
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: really I would encourage you to look at her socials.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: She reads celebrities, celebrity couples like it's she's just dead on.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: She read Gabby Petito like the last known footage. Her
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: take on that is that Gabby had broken up with
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: Brian Laundry and that was like the whole like you
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: know already in the last known foot so Anyways, she's
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: fucking amazing. I love that podcast episode Love Our Little Animals.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: But that's why she made my list. She's very talented
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: and I just love the animals. I know it's crazy though,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: because like if she's talking about like, she'll be like
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: reading me and talking about like my grandpa who died
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: of lung cancer, and she's she physically can't breathe, and
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: so after each reading she has to like go on
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: the grass and lay down, and she says, cause it's
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: like she feels like the symptoms of the person she's
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: connecting with, and it's so crazy. So it's such a
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: gift and she helps so many people, but I could
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: imagine it's probably a curse as well, not being able
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: to shut it off or learning how to shut it off,
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: or being in feeling bad energy. She reads like serial
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: killers and she's like, I've only seen one person with
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: like a black aura. So it's it's very interesting and
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: if you want to learn more about yourself, you can
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: try and guess your colors. I love her. I know,
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: sorry we're speaking of dogs.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: Have you seen this Evo robot? Because I think I
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: want to buy one because I'm obsessed watching it. On TikTok.
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: Have you seen these? So they're like little, they're like
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: super little. They're like little balls, but it's got little
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: eyes on it and little wheels and it's got a
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: charging port. But you can you can log in like
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: from your phone from the app and control where it goes.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: So there's this series on TikTok of this girl who
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: gave her twin sister like her. Oh my god, it's
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: so fucking funny. She gave her twin sister like her
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: access access and so like she'll like randomly like drunk
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: log in and the thing is like rolling around her
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: living room cock a doodle dude like roll and then
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: she like put her She bought this like dollhouse for it,
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: so she like put her on the dollars like closed
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: her in and she couldn't get out. She was like,
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: oh but the open the doors. This thing is like
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: running back for it, like fucking hilarious, let me go.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: So I was like, Mike, we need this because I
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: want to see what the dogs are doing when I'm
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: not home, so I might get this little evo robot
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: is too cool with that? He was, He was like
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: he wasn't like okay, with it.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know I wouldn't be I don't want you
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: watching me.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: But like you'll know, I feel like if you're.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: Logged in, I okay, that takes Actually maybe I want
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: it because it does take fine my friends to a
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: new level to where like I love and I don't
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: I don't abuse it, Like I don't really look at
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: my friend's location like some other of my other friends do.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: But I would love like my best friend in San Francisco,
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: like I would love to log into her robot and
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: like be like, what are these people doing? They go
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: around their house they just readily be like right, like,
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: well I won't grow up with her baby near me,
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Like I want to go see the baby.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: And you can like to obviously talk through it and
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: they can hear you and you can hear them.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: Like it's Can I turn it off? Because there are
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: times when I don't want my friends to I have
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: some fucking crazy friends who would like with me in
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: my sleep.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can turn it off, and I think you
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: can also, like I'm assuming, like it's kind of like
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: how my robot vacuum is, Like you can like set
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: times like bad times or whatever.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Jets.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: I hate it here like how cool is that, especially
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: if you live like super far away from like your sibling.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: Or whatever, like oh, I want one for Bella's house.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: And they're cheap, like they were like, drink you're gonna
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: be hungover. I think they make a pet one where
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: it'll like shoot out treats like with it too, like yeah,
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: it's literally it's like like rolls around but just to
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: like hear them talking and like it like it runs
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: over something or like falls over, like falls off a couch.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: There was one where like, uh, these parents like they
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: were like, oh, we used to be empty nesters, but
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: not like their kids log in and like it starts
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: like running around the house like.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: Oh my my mom would fucking hate that. That is hysterical.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: I yeah, maybe that would be fun to like the
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: un buck.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: You said, yeah around that. Yeah, I think you get
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: it even but the pet one, I think it was
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: like one hundred bucks.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: I'll ask the group chat.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: It can shoot the shoot the treat out.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: I think it reminds me of the stupid as Sharper.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Did you have the Sharper image dog that like yes,
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Like we wanted to have technology so fucking bad, like
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: I had a real dog right in the nineties, and
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: it's like those things just acted like a dog, yeah,
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: and didn't do shit Like this is way cool nothing,
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: That's one hundred and fifty eight dollars this one is.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: But yeah, like this one one hundred and thirty but yeah,
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: it's got like I don't know, it just looks so funny.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: And they come in different colors now too.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: Let me see, would you give me the password to yours?
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, we're not doing anything. It's like this is
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: what it looks like.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, that is not what I pictured at all. I
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: was picturing it like the sharper image thing that looks
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: like what's that rope wally or something?
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it like rolls around.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Wait, that's kind of funny.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and like, oh my god, you sent me the link,
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: so fucking funny.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and take a screen chat so we can post
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: it on that Okay, on the dump when I take
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: a jump on Instagram, Okay.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I might get one and I'll report back.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah please, that's actually I would like to spy on
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: my friends in like.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: All around like log in, Like I wonder if you
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: could like switch it in accounts and like go to
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: this person's house and then like switch into the other
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: persons and like everyone has their own Like that's so fun.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, that is so fun. There are times though,
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: like where I'm like, I don't want someone to see me.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, but I also could see myself forgetting that
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: it's there. Yeah, and like being naked.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: You know, you're never naked.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: It's not like what if I was at some point.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: You're never gonna be or like.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: We're doing dirty things and like.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: You wear five shirts're gonna be naked.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: But what if we're like doing adult time.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: I would be like, oh, hell yeah, Mike, get after it.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: God yeah, that would be like we'd.
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: Have to keep it somewhere that it's the door, yeah,
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: can it jump on it? Oh, there's a pink one
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: because you know me, you know me?
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah for you. Gosh darn it. I wish that
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: it was your birthday or secret sama time. That's that's funny.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, un plugged our Alexa because he thinks it's listening.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: I'm like, Mike, it's an alexa.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't I don't have he is so old.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: But I don't like those alexas either, because you could
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: people like the devil hacks in and like talk to
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: your baby like, I don't know, I don't I don't want.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: I'm kind of anti Alexa in that way, but I
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: guess I don't know.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: It's robot v.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm I want to put it in my
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: friend's houses. Okay, My next two are pretty quick. Quick.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: Did I put a I don't even know if I
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: put a crash out? Okay, So people who are just
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: I know we both appreciate someone who is very straightforward, blunt.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: I don't mind even if people are bordering on rude
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: as long as you it's like you get what you
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: get with certain people, like they say what's on their mind.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: I don't have to be left guessing. I really appreciate
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: when people are just who they are.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: And oh did you actually mean that? Or do you
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: have another meaning of this something?
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: Right? I just want the truth. I want to know
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: how you actually feel. And I don't really get my
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: feelings hurt by those kinds of people. And I think
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: it's it's funny or funnier when someone is so good
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: at like a service or doing something that other people
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: just put up with. How much of a fucking dick
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: you are? Because you're so good. So, for example, and
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: your boyfriend is a wonderful mechanic, and I need some
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: work on my car, but we realize that it's a
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: little bit crazy, and I don't want to put that
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: on him. I know he doesn't like make people pay,
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: so I don't want him to feel like whatever. So
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: my cartually needs a new door. And there's this dent
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: guy that we trust in Michigan. Implicitly he's done work
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: on all of our cars, but he is a fucking
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: dick and he is so like to point where he's like,
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: what do you want? Like my stepdad took my car
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: in and he literally was like, God, I'm always working.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: Nobody leaves me alone in here. I'm always you know,
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: why are people always interrupting me? Like sir, these are
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: your customers.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: Who want to pay?
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: Yes? So I called him because my stepdad was like,
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: call him, right if I literally call him And I'm like, hey,
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: you know my stepdad was in there this and I'm
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: bracing myself because I know he's gonna treat my ass.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: And he goes, yeah, call me tomorrow at eight am,
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: like like you know whatever, so rude. So I I
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: couldn't I slept in the next day it was the weekend.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: Did not call him. I should have sent an alarm,
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: and so the next day I called him and I
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: was like, Hey, it's Kaelin. I'm so sorry.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: I hold on.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to find his text messages with me because
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: they're fucking crazy. So I called it. You know, hey,
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, and what happened? Oh you know you
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: get silver spoon, you don't, you don't have you can
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: just get to sleep in. I was like, well, you know,
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: I get up at four on the week like, sometimes
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: I am tired. Sometimes I do sleep in. This was
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: the weekend I had like eight different events. I'm like,
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: I apologize. He's like, well, I wake up at four two.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: I mean he's just beating my fucking ass and I'm like,
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: listen to it, like I got it. But he's so good, right,
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: But he's so good that everybody still goes to him.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: He all just go like he was recommended by like
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: eight other people and who didn't know I already go
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: to him. So he texted me the other day because
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: I had to order a new fucking door, and I
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: didn't know who it was because all he said was
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: I have the period door for your and then he
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: said something, when do you want to bring it in?
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: Let me know? And I didn't answer because I thought
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: it was spam. Yeah, when you when you coming to
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: get the door put on? Like he's I don't know,
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: he's just but he's so mean and I love it,
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: Like I just want him to beat my ass every
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: day because you know that he just.
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: Is who he is, Like he.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: Looks like him and sounds like him.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, uh huh, Like it's I know exactly like how
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: you're talking about.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: They look the same and have the same voice, and
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: we all just put up with it, like get me together,
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: like put me in.
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: Line, like maybe I need to make improvements.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: I like truly, and I let this man tell me like, oh,
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: I don't work hard because I slept in on a Sunday.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: I was just like, you're right, I don't like, like.
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: Why is he working on a Sunday? That might be
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: part of the problem, right, yeah, days, I see. I
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: get why mechanics work on a Saturday because you know, yeah,
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: availability of customers, but like Sundays you don't need to work.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, he was going to the shop and he
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: wanted to call him a aid. I didn't. I got
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: my ass shoot out even though I'm a paying customer.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: Hopefully you can help my car because I have a
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: brand new car and I have to get a nude
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: fucking door. So I just I don't know. I love
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: that everybody still goes to him even though he's a
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: huge day.
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: My last one is a TV show that and it's
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: another kind of prison show. But I've discovered a new one.
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: It's called Contraband.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, contry Band.
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: And it is at the Mexican border and it's catching
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: people that are trying to smuggle shit.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Oh good.
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: Like the other one was the one I saw the
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: other day was snakes. I guess there's like a certain
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: amount of snakes you can bring in from Mexico to America.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: Are they bring I was thinking like fentanyl?
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: I guess there's like, uh yeah. None of the stuff
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: I saw was drugs, like drugs. It was all like
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: weird shit, Like it was like a piece of Elon
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: Musk's SpaceX rocket that landed on a beach in Mexico
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: that broke, like it was one of the failed ones
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: that like when they were testing and it blew up
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: in whatever, like in the sky and so like pieces
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: of it just rained down on Mexico and they, I
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: mean I would literally they this guy found a piece
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: of the rockets, like I'm bringing this home, like he
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: was there for whatever. He's like, I'm fucking bringing this
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: back to America. This is mine now. And they stopped
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: him and they were like, no, you can't have it
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: because you don't like you don't own this, like it's
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: gotta go back to Elon or whatever. So they took it.
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: The other one it was, I guess there's like a
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: huge like with the gangs in Mexico, there's like a
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: huge like reptile trade that happens, like like reptiles are
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: like very much like a currency almost like within gangs
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: or something. So like there was like this cooler full
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: of like they were in like these little like ram
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: account like cups like yeah, like reptiles like geckos and
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: like fucking snakes and bags and shit, and they were
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: like trying to get that across a cooler full of
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: meat like pork meats, like just like meat. You know,
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: you can only bring so much meat like back of it.
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: Like the laws are crazy, Like I feel like a
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: person that's to go like over the border, like you
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: really have you want to like bring shit, like you
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: really have to, like fucking well.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: That's how it is to leave the country and come
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: back too. It's like do you have soil, Like do
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: you have plenty?
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: Like you can bring like a certain amount, like it's
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: in like ounces, Like if you have over this many ounces,
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: it's like considered commercial and you and if you don't
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: claim it. If you get to this point where you're
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: it's inspecting you didn't claim it, now you're fine. It's
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: like a thousand dollars fine if you like have certain
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: things that you didn't claim as commercial. But it's not
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: like if you're just like bringing food from your mom's house, right,
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean. And so it was just
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: really interesting. The one that I like, this one lady,
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: So they thought that they found drugs on her because
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: there was she was like just wildent, like she was
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: like like she was like frustrated that they stopped like
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: search them or whatever. So she just got the car
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: just like pissed off. Right, So that never helps you
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: in that situation because like if you have an attitude
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: like they're just gonna dig harder, you know what I mean.
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: So like they found a pill bottle that she didn't claim,
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: didn't have a name on it or anything. It was
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: just in her back. So they're like, oh, you're fucked, right,
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: so we're gonna go through all your shit.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: So they're like looking through like every like open all
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: the bags in the car, like whenever, looking at everything.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: They pull out a statue of uh, the patrons. I
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: was like, this is so loud to me. There's a
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: patron Saint of drug smuggling. Okay, and it's like this
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: like skeleton man in like a cloak, right, and it's
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: like a it's got its hands out like Jesus like
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: like this, but it's like a skeleton and it's dark black, right,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: And she has a statue of the patron Saint of
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: drug smuggling in her bag. Like, if you're not trying
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: to draw attention to the fact that you're trying to
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: smuggle drugs, maybe don't have the patron Saint.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: Of drugs smuggling in your back.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: No wait, but maybe she didn't.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: Maybe she thought it was like a cute skeleton like
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: chotsky she was bringing home for her nephew.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: No, but that just seems oddly specific for me that
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: you're trying across the border with this.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: But also is there can there even be a patron
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: saint of something bad.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's like recognized by like the poach.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: I think it's like they've like the cartels have like
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: taken it and like made.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: It this or whatever beautiful.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: But I was like, if I was traveling, I just
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: wouldn't have that in my bag, was right, Yeah, I
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: also just wouldn't buy that and be like I'm gonna
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: take this because it's giving. It's giving devil like it's
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: you know, like so I'm like whatever. But the show
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: is actually really interesting, like just to see them because
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: a lot of times, like the guards are like, well
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: I don't even know, like I don't even know the
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: rule for this, like because the shit will be just
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: so fucking weird, so they're like I gotta go look
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: it up. So they'll go like look up how much
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: fucking you know sunflowers you can like bring over the border, right,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: Like it's crazy. But it was so funny because after
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: that lady was like done, they didn't find anything, you
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: know that they ended up testing the pill and it
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: was like some anti anxiety or something like it was
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: like something that wasn't you know, narcotic or whatever.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: She had her pill jar right, she was in there.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: But like if you're going to carry around a pill
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: draw with rainom pills in it, don't act a fool, right,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: like you know, So, like it's so awkward because they're like,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: all right, well, like you're done, here's all your ship
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: back and they're like walking her back out to her
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: car and they're like not talking because she's probably like, man,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: fuck these guys, you know, like whatever, they really you
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: could tell they wanted to find something and they couldn't
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: find anything. So but it's called contraband. I think I
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: don't even know what channel it's on, but it was.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: It's actually really interesting. So if you're into like the fucking,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: you know, jail fucking weird shows like I am, it was.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: It was really interesting.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, And you said what it was on, did you
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: just say.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: Let me look it up? It might it's probably like.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: I just in case people want to know.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, contraband seized at the border. It's on Discovery or
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: the Discovery or I have Max.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: I totally have that. Okay, good good, Okay. My last thing,
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: My last thing is friends, okay, is friends because I
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: really feel like throughout, especially for women, your entire life,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: people are asking you are you dating anyone? You're dating anyone?
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: You're dating anyone? No one ever asks you do you
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: have any friends? Okay, because I feel like as a society,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: we put way too much importance on having a partner,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: and I think some of the importance, if not all,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: of the importance, needs to go towards friends, because there
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: are just relationships and things with your friends that you
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: just don't get out of your traditional like if you're
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: dating someone or married to someone like or you don't
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: need a partner romantically, but you need friends in your life.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: And I may not be phrasy this well, and obviously
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: like that I was being funny, but like truly and
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: I think you've even like shared I hope you don't
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: mind me repeating this, but like shared with me that, like,
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: you know, towards the beginning of your relationship, you really
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: like like fucking forgot about all your friends, which we
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: all do sometimes when we're in a certain kind of relationship,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: and then you know, over the years you've watched it
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: evolve and you're like, I really like fucking need my
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: friendships like I need my friend time. It is so
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: healing and I and I just realized that, like the
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: other weekend when all my friends from I mean, I
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: always am so sad that, like my friends don't live here.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: I miss them so much. I used to live with
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: them in college, Like we used to all be in
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: the same place, and it's it's very difficult for me
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: to be honest. That's why I'm always telling my boyfriend, like,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: you don't know how lucky you are that you have
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: like your friends are here, Like I'm so jealous that
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: they're here. And we all got together, and you know,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: everyone just had like very similar stories of like fucking
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: life shit that they're going through or things that may
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: be going on with their partner, and I just feel
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: like it was so it's so good for the soul
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: getting together with your friends. I have, you know, one
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: friend who's husband or boyfriend, I won't make it specific
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: doesn't really think that her friend time is a priority,
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: and so kind of will give her a hard time
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: if she's like going to meet up with people or
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: you know, like kind of will make it like you're
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: leaving me, you're abandoning me. Whatever, but like it's truly
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: like it's fucking medicine, Like you need your friend time.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: It's and you can be best friends with your partner,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: Like I genuinely feel like my boyfriend is my best friend,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: but it's such a different Like I don't know. I
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: always say like, my friends have fucking been there through
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: way more than he has at this point. And my
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: friends have become my family at this point because we're
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: well over ten years, you know, So I don't know,
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: I just feel like it just it's I don't know,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: I'm not being eloquent about it, but I just really
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: think I hope everyone prioritizes that friend time. I think
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: it's a lot easier to just be like I'm busy
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: or you know, I can only meet up for this,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: or I can only meet up for that, But fucking
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: take the trip with your friends, meet up with your friends.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: Your partner will be there when you come home. It
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: is good for your soul. And my favorite quote of
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: all time, and it's always been my favorite quote ever
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: since I heard it, and it's actually from the Baz Luhrman.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: Always wear sunscreen, Do you remember that? And it's the
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: older you get, the more you you need the people
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: you knew when you were young. And that is like,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: and so those friends especially who have like watched you evolved,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: there's just a silent comfort with people who like, I
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: don't have to explain that story too. I don't have
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: to explain that fucking a whole dude I dated. I
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: don't have to explain that really hard year of my life,
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: like they watch me grow and evolve. And and I
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: think that, like, the the more we age and deal
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: with that and deal with like really hard life stuff
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: that we all deal with as adults, you really really
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: need those people who like who just really fucking know you. Yeah,
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: And so friends just shout out to friends, shout out
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: to friends, you know, and I don't. I don't really
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: make new friends as an adult, Like I don't really
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: like do that. I mean I sometimes do you know
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: random here or there, But you know, I, you're one
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: of my best friends that I made like later in life,
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: like I haven't made. I can't think of other than you,
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: really like my my other friends have all been in
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: my life for like over fifteen years.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I don't know. You just need the friends
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: you need, My friends, you really do. I need my friends.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: You don't need my friends. Unless you do, you can
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: have them. I need friends, you have friends. I need friends,
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: you have friends. But yeah, I don't know. I wasn't
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: as eloquent. I think as I thought in my hat
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: about that, and my crash out is back to Couchella
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: and in general, fucking en Course. Okay, we don't need Encore.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: Encorees are fucking stupid. You know how I feel about skits.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: I can't stand when everybody knows something isn't true and
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: we're doing a little skit with each other, like, don't
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: fucking act like you're going away, you know, all good night,
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: have a good night, everybody, Like, am I boring you? No,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: We've been talking for a way too long. I know
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: we gotta go, but I don't want to do a
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: skit with you. Just do all your songs and then
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: just leave.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: And then there's always that like and then if you
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: have some artists that don't do it.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: I'm waiting. I'm still at the aerostaour like thinking that
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: she's gonna come back out. I'm here. I'm that girl
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: who is bawling like she's coming back out, and the
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: lights are on and the janitor is there, Like, I
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: so true. Stop it's just mean, like it's and it's stupid.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: We know you're coming back out. Yeah you haven't planned
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: for every city. Okay, the whole band says, by and
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: then we run back out and we're all just frozen. Yeah, stupid,
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: knock it off.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: Right, there's no surprise factor anymore.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: No, so just stop.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: Stop. My crush out is throat stuff. And I think, like, yeah,
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: like when you're sick, because I was sick, I don't mind.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: I don't mind the nose running, like I love blowing
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: my nose. I think it's cathartic. I hate it's cleansing.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: I don't mind the nose running.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: I don't mind. I just hate when stuff.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: Are you do you need a to answer an email?
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: No, I'm thinking about how I want to say this.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: I hate when stuff affects your throat, Like no, like
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: my biggest do you have like a symptom when you're sick.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: That's like the worst thing to me. It's a sore throat.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: I fucking hate it, you know, I listen, I.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: Don't mind being sick, but like so between that, but
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: also I have a new favorite that's a second losing
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: my voice is beyond frustrating and beyond not being able
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: to talk to people. I can't sing in the car
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: and that pisses me off. Okay, so that was my
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: crash out of the week because I was just so
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: mad that I didn't have a voice that I'm screaming
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: because I'm mad that I don't have a voice and
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: it's just making it worse.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, so that happened to me. Yeah, all right. I
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: don't you like like being sick sometimes because then it's
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: like you feel calm, Like I feel calm.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: I don't feel calm. I feel hot and then cold
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: and sweaty and tired and stuffed up and full of mucus.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: It's giving very much straight man when they're sick right now,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: Like that might be only straight man.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: But also I'm not a baby, like I fucking will
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: still get shit done and do shit when i'm.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but like you have the fear of being around
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: people who are sick, though I do. You're like, go home,
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: right home home, yeah, you know. Yeah.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: And the only reason I stayed home Monday is because
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: Mike's like, you shouldn't go to work you're sick, And
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: I was like, Okay.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: I honestly thought you were still hungover from Peppies two
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: days Jason, you were so like, we didn't even get
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: to this. I should have. I'm a bad like co host.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: I should have talked about this. You were so you
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: were blacked out. You took multiple shots while I was
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: on the FaceTime. I'll have to post some of these photos.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: People wanted me to record it next time, but you
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: were fucking hysterical. I knew you guys. Every Friday night
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: I get the fucking Peppies drunk FaceTime call, and every
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: Friday when I see a FaceTime from Jay, I know
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: this man is blackout. His waitress Ashley is going to
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: be in there blackout, blackout. Mike is going to be
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: annoyed and saying he has to You're partners and to
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: be like I have to drive home now.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: He's always one that was like another shot at other job.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: Why Kim and I were both doing it to you?
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: Like he was, You're like, don't stop now?
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: Did he wants that? I was like, why do you
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: want me to get black out? Like I don't understand,
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: like why I want this? Like I just don't get it.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: It's fine, I need I just feel like some people
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: may call it alcoholism. I don't like, I just need
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: I need a release at some point after like the
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: weeks that I have, Like, I just need a release.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: And that is what my Friday night margarita taco night.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: No one's blaming you, but I'm not gonna lie. When
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: you called off work, I thought that man still fucking
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: oh no I was. I hear that you are now set. Yeah,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: I believe you know, but and of course I would
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: never say anything. I'm like, hell, yeah, take a fucking
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: hungover day.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: But I would have done that too.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah you have done that. Yeah, okay, all right, Well
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: you don't like throat stuff. Goodbye,