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Phone Tap: My Cousin Rezzy · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: In today's Phone Tap, we do a little social experiment. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what would you do if you were put on the spot?
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  Speaker 1: And basically a woman who works at a restaurant taking
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  Speaker 1: reservations there was faced with two choices either lie for
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  Speaker 1: the customer who she's on the phone with, or bust
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  Speaker 1: him in front of his wife.
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  Speaker 2: Oho, so he gave her good options.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna hear the awkward conversation unfolding what she
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  Speaker 1: chose to do in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Another on the twenty twenty Good Afternoon in stake House
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  Speaker 2: is Marissa. How can I help you? Hi? I was
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  Speaker 2: hoping to book a dinner reservation for next Friday around
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  Speaker 2: seven pm? Please seven pm?
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  Speaker 1: For how many?
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  Speaker 2: For two? Or two? Let me just take a look here,
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  Speaker 2: Hold on one second. Also, sorry, I hope it's not
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  Speaker 2: too much to ask. Can I request like a table
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  Speaker 2: maybe in the back, away from the windows, you know,
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  Speaker 2: maybe something more like pri it and secluded. Sure we'll
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  Speaker 2: be able to find something that works for you. Is
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  Speaker 2: this a special occasion? Actually it's me and my girlfriend's
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  Speaker 2: three month anniversary.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. Very nice.
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  Speaker 2: That's great. But if I can trust you, I just
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  Speaker 2: I can't have my wife finding out about this.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: My my wife in air quotes, I have mean, I
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  Speaker 2: have other commitments and I just need to keep this
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  Speaker 2: like a private event, if you know what I mean. Look,
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  Speaker 2: I know, I know you're probably judging me. I get it,
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  Speaker 2: but I've never been happier and I just I just
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  Speaker 2: want to show her that I care, you know, like
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  Speaker 2: ten times more than the battle acts that I live with.
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  Speaker 1: If you.
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  Speaker 2: Who are you talking to? Oh? No, nobody? Really? Then
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  Speaker 2: why do you have the phone to your ear?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's uh, it's my my cousin. I forgot
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  Speaker 2: I was on the phone, sir. I really don't want
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  Speaker 2: to be a part of It's RESI my cousin. I've
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  Speaker 2: never told you, yeah, short for reservation. I ever tell
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  Speaker 2: you about her. She is a hoot and she's actually
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  Speaker 2: planning to visit us. Who to her? Just give me
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  Speaker 2: the phone? No, no, no, no, hold.
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  Speaker 1: On, don't put her on the phone.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, Hi, Resie, this is Magdalena. Hello. I have not
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  Speaker 2: had the pleasure. It's nice to chat with you.
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  Speaker 1: Great to chat with you.
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  Speaker 2: You want to come visit us?
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  Speaker 1: Huh, yeah, that'd be great.
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  Speaker 2: Which side of the family are you on RESI.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, dad side.
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  Speaker 2: Oh and what's his name again? I mean I just
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  Speaker 2: saw him Dad. He's never actually told me his name,
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  Speaker 2: so yeah, Dad, Oh, Harold as a character h is
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  Speaker 2: anytime you want to come over, we'd be happy to
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  Speaker 2: have you, and I'd love to meet you.
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  Speaker 1: In person, definitely. Yep, here's Jim.
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  Speaker 2: Jim great. Hey, Oh my gosh, thank you so much.
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  Speaker 2: What are you doing, man, I don't even know you, Like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Like, come on, I'm so sorry, and thank you,
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  Speaker 2: thank you, thank you so much. I seriously owe you.
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  Speaker 2: I've been caught cheating already like four times. This would
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  Speaker 2: be the fifth, dude. I know, I know she keeps
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  Speaker 2: catching me doing stuff. Look, I just really owe you. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: this would be a death sentence if she caught me
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  Speaker 2: for the fifth time. Like I said, dude, I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to be a part of any of this. I
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  Speaker 2: don't want to be involved in me drama. Like I
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  Speaker 2: don't want you to be involved either. That is just awful.
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  Speaker 2: And by the way, what do you look like?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: Well? I'm just saying like, if you're not working that night,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, maybe you're free and make it.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, what's going on.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh, I totally would love to go canoeing, cousin.
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  Speaker 1: We used to do that.
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  Speaker 2: As kids naked, Remember when we were naked? Yeah, the phone,
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  Speaker 2: give me the phoney, give me a phone. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: just remembered. You know, Jim had told me about a
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  Speaker 2: cousin he had. Are you the one with half a
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  Speaker 2: nose from the water skiing accident? Yep, that's me? Yep.
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  Speaker 2: Oh shoot, okay, just by your nasally sound, I thought
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  Speaker 2: it was you.
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  Speaker 1: Really awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, honey, Please can I get the phone back?
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  Speaker 2: She says?
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  Speaker 1: Who?
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  Speaker 2: She says she is? Whatever? Tried to say? You too
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  Speaker 2: talking to Jim? Fine, you caught me. It's my lover,
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  Speaker 2: Minci Subishi.
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  Speaker 1: What what's going on?
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  Speaker 2: You've been a victim of a frank phone caversa. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you're on the radio right now. Yes, unfortunate for you. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: and your boss actually is the one that set you up.
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  Speaker 2: She said you'd be working tonight taking all the reservations,
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  Speaker 2: and just wanted to make you laugh. Sorry, I couldn't
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  Speaker 2: keep it going real funny, awesome. I'm sorry, was it funny?
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  Speaker 2: You're not laughing? Marissa?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was like about to have a
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  Speaker 1: heart attack.
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  Speaker 2: So what am I involved in here? I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, how dare you go along with him? What
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  Speaker 2: do you want me to do? He put me on
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  Speaker 2: the spot. Oh there's that nasally voice again.
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  Speaker 1: Awesome? Cool?
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  Speaker 2: Agree? Wake Up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings
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  Speaker 2: on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning