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Phone Tap: Don't Do It · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: A lot of people talk about brides and grooms getting
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  Speaker 1: nervous before the wedding day.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty normal.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's totally valid. But what about the best man?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Oh yeah, what about him? I wasn't even the
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  Speaker 2: best man.
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  Speaker 1: I was so nervous.
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  Speaker 2: Should be a part of my buddy?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Oh, he's got a lot on his plate.
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  Speaker 1: There's pressure to give sincere sounding compliments. Yeah, just bow ties? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: not show up totally drunk to the group photos.
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  Speaker 3: When you put it this way, you guys have a
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  Speaker 3: lot on your.
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  Speaker 1: Plate, it's almost unfair. Well, apparently one guy has been
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  Speaker 1: majorly stressing out about his best man responsibilities with just
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  Speaker 1: a week left to go, so the groom wanted us
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  Speaker 1: to play a prank on him by giving him one
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  Speaker 1: last crucial task that he needs to complete before the
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  Speaker 1: big day. You're gonna hear it in your phone tap
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  Speaker 1: right now.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hi is this Christian?
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  Speaker 4: Uh? Yeah, who's this?
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  Speaker 2: My name is Margaret.
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  Speaker 3: I'm calling from DDI about a request we got to
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  Speaker 3: speak with you.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I don't know what DDI is exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yes, it's a service called Don't Do It. I'm
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  Speaker 3: sure you've seen our ads on the USA Network.
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  Speaker 4: No, I actually don't have cable.
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  Speaker 2: You're the one.
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  Speaker 3: Huh, Well, according to my notes, you are the best
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  Speaker 3: man for your friend Matthew at his upcoming wedding.
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  Speaker 2: Is that correct?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? That's strange. I mean, how would you know that?
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  Speaker 2: Great question? I can tell you all about it.
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  Speaker 3: We've been paid by two anonymous sources to encourage you
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  Speaker 3: to tell the groom Matthew, don't do it? What DD?
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  Speaker 4: Why would I do that?
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  Speaker 3: Well, actually I will tell you why. I just can't
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  Speaker 3: tell you who.
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  Speaker 2: You see? It is anonymous.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know what's going on here, like it
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  Speaker 4: just makes no sense.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I hear that often. Let me clear it up
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  Speaker 2: for you.
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  Speaker 3: The first reason listed why the groom should not go
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  Speaker 3: through with the marriage is communication problems.
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  Speaker 2: Apparently they have.
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  Speaker 3: Small misunderstandings that sometimes blow up into big arguments.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, but every relationship has that.
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  Speaker 3: But does every marriage have a stockbroker waiting in the wings?
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  Speaker 2: A what the bride?
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  Speaker 3: Julie her ex is back in town and he is
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  Speaker 3: a stockbroker?
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  Speaker 2: Why do you not know this information?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? I know of the guy, but she doesn't even
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  Speaker 4: have anything to do with him anymore. And that's in
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  Speaker 4: the past.
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  Speaker 2: So is it though, is it?
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  Speaker 4: Yes? Completely in the past. So that's why it makes
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  Speaker 4: no sense why you would even bring that person up.
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  Speaker 3: I bet you my second husband wish is someone warned
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  Speaker 3: him about that pickle farmer I had a crush on.
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  Speaker 3: That saved him a lot of time and money.
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  Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: If only someone would have hired us D D I
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  Speaker 3: to tell them, don't do it, don't marry her. No,
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  Speaker 3: stop this.
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  Speaker 4: I don't care what you have to say.
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  Speaker 2: No did now.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just giving you the reasons that we're given to me.
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  Speaker 3: So are you going to tell the groom don't do it?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 2: I just need a confirmation here.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely not just because some weird service posh person calls
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  Speaker 4: me on the phone and tries to get me to
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  Speaker 4: do something.
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  Speaker 3: Hell no, all right, I didn't want to tell you this,
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  Speaker 3: but for just twenty nine ninety nine, I can reveal
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  Speaker 3: one of the anonymous people who made this request for you.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care who it is.
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  Speaker 4: Lady like, We're done.
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  Speaker 2: Sure because you know this person?
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  Speaker 4: What is this? What kind of scammer are you? Like?
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  Speaker 2: You're a tough customer. I'm just gonna.
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  Speaker 3: Tell you it's the bride Julie. Oh what she wants
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  Speaker 3: you to tell the groom? Don't do it.
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  Speaker 4: There's no way Julie wants to stop her own wedding.
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  Speaker 4: Are you sure that doesn't even make any sense?
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  Speaker 3: It actually does if you realize that she's afraid she'll
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  Speaker 3: look bad if she says it.
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  Speaker 4: Stop right now. Like here yourself calling people are telling
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  Speaker 4: them to like, get life. Seriously.
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  Speaker 3: I do have a life, and not just with my
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  Speaker 3: hot pickle farming husband.
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  Speaker 2: I also do frank phone calls on the radio show
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  Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 4: You know, like this one, what what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: We're doing a phone tap on you and your buddy Matthew.
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  Speaker 2: Who's the group? Set you up?
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  Speaker 4: Are you? Are you kidding me right now? No?
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  Speaker 2: He wrote us and he said that you're more stressed
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  Speaker 2: out about the wedding than he is.
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  Speaker 4: Oh. Man, you literally had me so heated right now.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, who he's calling me right now? Do
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  Speaker 4: you know what?
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  Speaker 2: Though you pass the test? You are a really good
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  Speaker 2: best man.
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  Speaker 3: I'd actually say, just do it.
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  Speaker 2: No, don't in there at all.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, that little head.
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  Speaker 3: Wake up Every morning was phone tap weekday. Mornings on
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  Speaker 3: the twenties, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,