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Phone Tap: Pranky Wanky · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: In today's phone tap, we had to bust out the
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  Speaker 2: voice changer once again, and we treated it for two reasons. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: first was to help me fit the character more than
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to play.
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  Speaker 1: Is it someone masculine? Is that why you need to
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  Speaker 1: lower your voice?
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  Speaker 2: It's a children's counselor at an elementary school. And the
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  Speaker 2: second reason is it's widely known around our show. I
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  Speaker 2: have an extremely manly voice that's intimidating to people. Brook
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  Speaker 2: has mentioned that many, many.
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  Speaker 3: Times, opposite of what I just said.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm going to take a gentler and sillier approach
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  Speaker 2: when talking to this lady about her son's reading progress.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder if will recognize my voice. We'll see in
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  Speaker 2: your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 1: Another Mornings on the Twenties.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, well, howdy doody, Petrapodi? Hello? Who is this? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Hi?
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  Speaker 3: This is mickey the school development counselor, Hey, Hey, how's
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  Speaker 3: your day?
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  Speaker 4: My day's fine, how's yours?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: I am super d duper nice to finally meet you.
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  Speaker 3: Can't say I beat you, but certainly like to treat you.
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  Speaker 4: What can I do for you?
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  Speaker 3: I'm just calling about your son. Noah, Why did you
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  Speaker 3: think I was a Jehovah?
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  Speaker 4: He's okay, right.
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  Speaker 2: He is okay, Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I'm happy to report that your son's made some ten
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  Speaker 3: saween sea improvements on his reading comprehension without all that
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  Speaker 3: previous tension.
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  Speaker 1: Here.
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  Speaker 4: That's been a source of stress at home, so I'm
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  Speaker 4: glad to hear he's improving.
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  Speaker 3: He does get a little higglely piggy when it comes
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  Speaker 3: to pronouns, but all in all, it's a Hurley burley
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  Speaker 3: about grade level reading.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, we'll say. I'm just trying to keep up with
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  Speaker 4: what you said. I think I'm happy to hear that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it is good news because the classroom environment can
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  Speaker 3: be distracting a little rankedom sanctum at times. But for
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  Speaker 3: some kids it's just harder just keep their eyeballs on
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  Speaker 3: the prize balls.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, That's what I always say. I'm at a
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  Speaker 4: loss here. I appreciate the information, thank you for the update,
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  Speaker 4: but yeah, do you do you always speak this way.
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  Speaker 4: I'm having a hard time figuring out what you're trying
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  Speaker 4: to tell me, like speaky wieki how oh my goodness,
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  Speaker 4: like what you did just there. So I'm I'm sure
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  Speaker 4: you talk to kids all day, but like, I'm an adult,
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  Speaker 4: So for me, you can like skip the the rhyming,
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  Speaker 4: the the easy peasy eyes ball don't. I don't need
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  Speaker 4: anything that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, sorry, little too much boogie woogie.
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  Speaker 4: Huh oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll pull back on the razmataz and all that jazz.
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  Speaker 4: So even when I'm asking you not to do it,
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  Speaker 4: you are still doing it, and it's distracting and annoying.
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  Speaker 3: You're not dinging, don I'm sorry now now you're kind
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  Speaker 3: of making me feel like a herky jerky dingling, you know,
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  Speaker 3: and that's not cool.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, So I can't tell if you're trying to tell
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  Speaker 4: me important information about the health and well being of
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  Speaker 4: my child because you are going back and forth with
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  Speaker 4: these stribes. Please please stop.
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  Speaker 3: I read you loud and clear, like a cold beer. Gotcha.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like you don't but but I do. I
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  Speaker 4: hope you're not talking about cold beer in class with
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  Speaker 4: the kids though.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, don't you worry. That phrase is a ghana. It's
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  Speaker 3: not like I'm talking about marijuana.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: I really I don't know what you're saying. I really
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  Speaker 4: really don't.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I do just have one more teeny weeny
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  Speaker 3: Carabini three whiz genie thing I need to tell you about.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, before I can let.
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  Speaker 4: You do it quickly and playing.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you gotta be quiet, though, if you want to
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  Speaker 3: buy it, just say it. Bit down now.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, whatever you're gonna say.
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  Speaker 3: Your husband, your husband, Jim asked us to pull an
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  Speaker 3: any weighty baby dady prank phone call on you.
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  Speaker 2: And that's what this is.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, gim mean, this isn't real.
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  Speaker 2: It's not real. I'm actually jeff from the radio show
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  Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. This is a phone tap.
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  Speaker 2: I was using a voice changer because I heard that
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  Speaker 2: you knew the show and I didn't want you to
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  Speaker 2: recognize me.
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  Speaker 4: I could not believe my husband gonna kill him.
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  Speaker 3: Oo, Jimmy Winny better look out.
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  Speaker 2: He's gonna cut off.
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  Speaker 4: The hoochie coochie, no hanky panky Jimmy Winny for at
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  Speaker 4: least a week.
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  Speaker 1: Oh there you.
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  Speaker 2: Go, petch up.
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  Speaker 3: You can't beat him, join him wake Up.
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  Speaker 1: Every morning was phone tap weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning