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Phone Tap: Transporting For Temu · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. And you know what's
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  Speaker 1: even bolder than dedicating an entire segment on a nationally
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  Speaker 1: syndicated radio show to singing a parody song about tariffs.
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  Speaker 1: What jeff It's doubling down and doing a prank phone
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  Speaker 1: call about them, I know, which is why today I
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  Speaker 1: call a woman who ordered a few items off the
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  Speaker 1: Chinese shopping site Teamu, and I am determined to deliver
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  Speaker 1: her the product she ordered at the discount price she
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  Speaker 1: deserves us making it happen in your phone tap right now? Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: is this Dana Cale. Yeah, you don't know me, but
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  Speaker 1: my name is Ernie and with Temu in the online marketplace.
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  Speaker 1: What you bought a couple of items from us last
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  Speaker 1: week and they haven't been delivered yet.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, an off brand Stanley cup tumblr and a wireless
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  Speaker 1: Bluetooth shower speaker.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's right. Right.
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  Speaker 1: I know there's a feature on the app to track
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  Speaker 1: your package, but that hasn't really been working, so it's
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  Speaker 1: easier for me to just call you directly and let
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  Speaker 1: you know I'm here. I'm at the airport. I'm sorry, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and sorry. I would have gone last week, but it
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  Speaker 1: was my kid's sixth birthday, and you know, now looking
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  Speaker 1: back on it, I probably could have skipped that so
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  Speaker 1: you could get your stuff here on time. So again
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  Speaker 1: I apologize.
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  Speaker 3: My bad team sent an actual person with my stuff
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  Speaker 3: from China.
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  Speaker 1: That's the only way to keep the prices affordable avoid
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  Speaker 1: those pesky tariffs. So I just landed, but I am
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  Speaker 1: a little bit worried about the pap downs because a
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  Speaker 1: security checkpoint is coming up and they look too closely,
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  Speaker 1: they could find that hidden merch.
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  Speaker 3: Wait wait, wait, so what you're doing is it's illegal?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, I probably should have declared it before
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  Speaker 1: I boarded the plane. But since I did it, we're no,
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  Speaker 1: we're kind of in a gray area now, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: just I don't want to take any risks.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you're taking a big rip.
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  Speaker 1: Though I did try to sell it on the plane
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  Speaker 1: after I drank out of it or sorry, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I mean tested.
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  Speaker 2: It for safety.
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  Speaker 3: What you drank out of my cup?
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  Speaker 1: Only because I want to give it to you and
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  Speaker 1: I need to make sure I look like a tourist.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, but that's gross, Like I didn't order a
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  Speaker 3: used Stanley cup.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, let's be honest, it's from Timu, so
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  Speaker 1: other people have definitely drank out.
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  Speaker 2: Of this stuff.
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  Speaker 3: That is so gross.
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  Speaker 1: I never heard that. I've heard a lot about Timu,
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  Speaker 1: but I never heard that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh it's disgusting.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on a second, I'm about to do the wanding
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  Speaker 1: portion of the checkpoints.
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  Speaker 2: Who whoo oh.
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  Speaker 1: Uh wait, don't that's weird? Okay, Well, thank you off, sir,
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  Speaker 1: have a great day.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so confused right now.
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  Speaker 1: Great news. I just got through the security checkpoint and
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  Speaker 1: now I am ready to do the exchange. What that means.
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  Speaker 1: The thing is, I probably shouldn't leave the airport premises
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  Speaker 1: because we know international laws, Like if I find out
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  Speaker 1: someone from the Trade Commission is following me, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: get twice as much prison time, and I do not
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  Speaker 1: want to go back there.
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  Speaker 2: Go back there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well you've been to prison produ Well yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: mean you know, back when the selfie stick first came
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  Speaker 3: out what I was caught with about thirty of them
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  Speaker 3: on my person.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that is a rough day for me.
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  Speaker 3: Why are you doing this?
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, here's what we're gonna do to make sure
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  Speaker 1: no more bad stuff happens to me. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: take your products and hide them inside of a black
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  Speaker 1: bag in the second garbage can in front of Terminal C.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: No, I cannot go to the airport and remove this mystery.
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  Speaker 2: Black bag from the garbage and then lead the airport.
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  Speaker 1: No, you can't just swing by later, because apparently they
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  Speaker 1: don't empty the garbages until tomorrow morning, and you'll find
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  Speaker 1: your stuff there again, second garbage can. No, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: just stop right there. I'm not doing that, Okay, maybe
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  Speaker 1: well if you won't, then maybe we could at least
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  Speaker 1: get your friend Joe to come swing by and pick
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  Speaker 1: him up, because he said that you were complaining about
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  Speaker 1: the Timu products that never showed up, so he thought
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  Speaker 1: we could use that as a way to prank you
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  Speaker 1: on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: Right now.
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  Speaker 1: Why because I'm not actually from TIMU.
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  Speaker 2: My name is Jeff from the radio show Brook and
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning, we're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh sorry, Joe, set you up. I really want it.
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  Speaker 3: I thought TIMU.
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  Speaker 2: Sets the boddy over on an airplane, and you do
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  Speaker 2: not want to know where I had to hide that
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  Speaker 2: bluetooth speaker, so definitely sanitize when it arrives. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: now I'm gonna sanitize no matter where it came from.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's TIMU.
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  Speaker 2: It's probably safe to do it anyway, so good Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I think so. The wake up every morning was fook
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  Speaker 2: tabs weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 2: the morning