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Phone Tap: Drug Test Mishap · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Speaker 1: you do if you worked in a medium size office
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Speaker 1: with like hundred or so people? What and you got
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Speaker 1: a call from someone in a different department on another floors? Yeah?
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Speaker 1: I would just answer the phone, jeff what I'm saying?
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Speaker 1: And you answer it? And it's the new guy and
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Speaker 1: he's worried that he's about to lose his job? Whoa less?
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Speaker 1: You help him? Oh? I still don't know where we're risking.
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Speaker 1: I don't know. But are you gonna help a new guy?
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Speaker 1: Do you do it? I help him? Yeah? Of course
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Speaker 1: you help him? Now, No, you don't help him, Oh, Jeffrey,
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Speaker 1: never do that. That's why I have to frame this lady,
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Speaker 1: because I knew she wouldn't help me. You're gonna frame somebody?
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Speaker 1: Had it coming. You'll hear how she reacts on your
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Speaker 1: brand new phone tap. You're starting to turn into Batman.
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Speaker 1: It's right now. He's as the two. Hello. Hey, is
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Speaker 1: this a lease over in accounting? Yes? Who's calling? My
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Speaker 1: name is Simon. I just I started here a few
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Speaker 1: days ago. I work over in marketing. Hi, Simon, Hi?
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Speaker 1: Why are you so quiet? Um? I kind of need
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Speaker 1: this to be a private conversation. Okay, cool? Is there
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Speaker 1: is everything? All right? I don't know. I'm in a
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Speaker 1: weird situation. Um. Do you know Hector? Yes? I worked
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Speaker 1: with him for years. Great guy. Yeah. So I was
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Speaker 1: talking to him and he told me you're the most
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Speaker 1: trustworthy person in the whole office. Oh well, that's very
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Speaker 1: nice of him. Yeah. So again, how can I help you? Well,
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Speaker 1: I think corporate is going to fire me. What I'm
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Speaker 1: really scared? Why you just started? Yeah, it's kind of
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Speaker 1: a long story, but it started with my orientation and
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Speaker 1: they told me they were going to drug test me.
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Speaker 1: I mean that is normal. They drug test everybody here. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I know that's what Hector said. But I wish I
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Speaker 1: would have talked to him or do you first before
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Speaker 1: I did what I did. Now I'm in trouble. I
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Speaker 1: don't even if I want to know the answer to this.
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Speaker 1: But I haven't done drugs lately. Like, are you worried
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Speaker 1: about getting caught? Oh no, the opposite. I've never done them. Okay,
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Speaker 1: I don't understand. Then what's the problem. Can you keep
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Speaker 1: this between us as long as you're not telling me
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Speaker 1: something illegal? Yeah? Well, I mean I don't know the
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Speaker 1: law on this. But earlier today I brought a plastic
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Speaker 1: bag into HR and I set it down on the
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Speaker 1: desk and inside the bag was my hat with p
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Speaker 1: on it. What I know, I didn't understand what HR
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Speaker 1: told me because I thought they said I would need
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Speaker 1: to p in a cap. So that's what I did.
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Speaker 1: But you know, I guess maybe there's some sort of misunderstanding.
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Speaker 1: You're you peed on your own hat and put it
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Speaker 1: on a desk in HR. Right, Yeah, but but Hector
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Speaker 1: told me they probably man, I need to p in
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Speaker 1: a cup, and I just misheard it. They definitely meant
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Speaker 1: p in a cup. Yeah I know that. Now, you
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Speaker 1: never have seen like a show where someone was drug
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Speaker 1: tested or no? Never, I don't watch TV. I mean,
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Speaker 1: good for you, that's great, But can you go back
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Speaker 1: and get it? Like? I can't? Why because they seem
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Speaker 1: angry with me. I can't go back over there. They've
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Speaker 1: already emailed me three times. Oh God, I'm telling me
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Speaker 1: to come in and they want to talk to me. Well,
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Speaker 1: I think I don't want to get fired. You need
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Speaker 1: to go in. I don't think I can help you
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Speaker 1: with this. You've got to go in and talk. You
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Speaker 1: can't see. The thing is, this is why I called
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Speaker 1: you because the company trusts you. So you can say
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Speaker 1: that you did it as a joke, but you probably
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Speaker 1: won't get in trouble because they like you. No, that's
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Speaker 1: that's not a good idea, and that's not happening. Why
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Speaker 1: would you think I would fall on your sword for
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Speaker 1: you here because Hector said you were nice and trustworthy.
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Speaker 1: I mean, I am nice and trustworthy, but I'm not
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Speaker 1: an idiot. I don't even know you are you are
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Speaker 1: you saying that I'm an idiot? To be honest, I
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Speaker 1: don't think it was the smartest thing in the world
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Speaker 1: to pee on a baseball cap and leave it on
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Speaker 1: someone's desk. I don't even understand how you could think
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Speaker 1: that would work. I'm already passed that now, so I
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Speaker 1: had to do some quick thinking. That's why I already
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Speaker 1: sent an email to HR explaining things. What do you mean?
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Speaker 1: I told them that you peed on my hat? What?
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Speaker 1: Who left it on HR's desk as a joke? Are
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Speaker 1: you hitting me? Yeah? I did? Why would you do that?
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Speaker 1: That's a lot. You've never even met me. Okay, but yeah,
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Speaker 1: at least do my job. You peted on a hat
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Speaker 1: and left it on a desk, and now you're you
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Speaker 1: told HR it was me. You don't understand my circumstances.
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Speaker 1: We have ten hungry kids at home. That's your problem.
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Speaker 1: That's not my problem. You don't care. I decided no,
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Speaker 1: I do not care. I have my own obligations. I
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Speaker 1: wonder if corporate knows they have a child hater. I'm
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Speaker 1: want to walk up to your office right now, get you,
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Speaker 1: and we're walking to HR together. I don't care if
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Speaker 1: I have to drag you by your ear. Look, if
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Speaker 1: you were worried about getting fired before, I'm gonna get
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Speaker 1: you fired. At least my kids peon hats all the time.
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Speaker 1: Well that's disgusting. It's totally fine. That's disgusting, and you
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Speaker 1: need to raise them better. But nobody's gonna believe that
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Speaker 1: I peed on a hat. And if you've already gotten
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Speaker 1: all these emails from HR, they're going to clearly see that.
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Speaker 1: You just to frame me. I good of all you
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Speaker 1: think you are? Oh who I really am? That's easy.
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Speaker 1: My name's jeff and I worked for the radio show
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Speaker 1: Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. But yeah, this is a
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Speaker 1: brank phone call. Serious, Yeah, I'm serious. We're doing a
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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. At last, hector set you up.
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, actor, sorry to break you out there.
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Speaker 1: Oh god, I used bad words. Oh so at least
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Speaker 1: I think it's so interesting that you would hate on
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Speaker 1: somebody with ten hungry children at all. That's too many children.
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Speaker 1: If you said eight, I would have believed you. But
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Speaker 1: ten is a lot. Okay, Well I only love eight
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Speaker 1: of them. Does that count? Yes, that's a count. The
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