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Phone Tap: Marla the Bank Teller · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Brooke does grump sounding Marla, but you know her, that's
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  Speaker 1: the only one I do. Maybe I need it, like
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  Speaker 1: it's weird. We asked should she reappear there? And ninety
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  Speaker 1: percent said absolutely not. Kill off Marla. Actually I read
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  Speaker 1: that too. I did this and I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I hope Brooks not. People wanted her to get hit
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  Speaker 1: by a semi truck. Well, the good news is I
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  Speaker 1: deleted all those texts, only the ten percent of the
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  Speaker 1: board that wanted more Marla. Now today she's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: calling from a bank turning to tell the guy that
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  Speaker 1: his account has been wiped out by his ex wife.
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  Speaker 1: We all know how good Marla is at handling delicate situations.
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  Speaker 1: Let's hear it in your brand new phone tap featuring Marla.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so excited right now on the twenties. Hello Chris,
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  Speaker 1: Hello Chris, Yeah, yeah, this is Chris. Who's this? What? Mama? Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm having a really hard time hearing you.
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  Speaker 1: You said your name is Margie Banks. No, mama, you
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  Speaker 1: said Marla. I got you. You're you're calling from bank?
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? What can I do for you? Yeah? Huh,
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  Speaker 1: Like I can't really hear you bounce? Something about a
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  Speaker 1: check that bounce? I'm sorry? What you broke? I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I'm really having a trouble hearing you. It sounds like
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  Speaker 1: you're calling me a broke, like excuse my love, Like
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  Speaker 1: I money, my money's gone? Okay. This sounds like it's
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  Speaker 1: an extreme issue. Um is there like, um, a manager
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  Speaker 1: I can talk to or something like I I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: what what does that mean? It sounds like you're talking
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  Speaker 1: about gravy and my actual Look, this sounds super serious
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  Speaker 1: and I really need to talk to somebody else my
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  Speaker 1: ex what No, Look, I don't know if it's your
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  Speaker 1: phone or if it's my line, but like I'm we
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  Speaker 1: might be getting a bad connection or something. I really
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  Speaker 1: can't make out anything you're saying, and like, I just
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  Speaker 1: I really need to figure out what's going on with
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  Speaker 1: my bank account. Like, can you please just put like
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  Speaker 1: a manager, just anybody else on the phone. Oh please?
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  Speaker 1: What hold? Thank you? Ge Hi, this is Gwen. I'm
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  Speaker 1: the manager. Oh thank god, someone else. Look, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I could not understand anything that the other lady before
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  Speaker 1: you was saying. Oh, you're talking about Marla, Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: mar Marla Banks. I think she said her name was Yeah. No,
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't understand anything she was saying a horrible customer service.
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  Speaker 1: Oh are you upset because she told you the news
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  Speaker 1: about your swiping out your account? Or was it the
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  Speaker 1: fact that she called you a broke? What did you
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  Speaker 1: just say? Yeah? Because we'd around here is you're a broken?
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  Speaker 1: What does that mean? And by here I mean the
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  Speaker 1: radio station because this is actually broke from the radio
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  Speaker 1: show Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Oh are you serious? Your sister
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  Speaker 1: Stepny set you up. She said, you've been like complaining
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  Speaker 1: about how your bank screwed something up the other day. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I know, my bank screws up stuff all the time.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, what the hell is going on. We
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  Speaker 1: put our best person on the job. We did. Oh
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  Speaker 1: you mean Marla Bass? Yeah, you kind of sound like
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  Speaker 1: a broken James thought of me. Wake up every morning
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  Speaker 1: with phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Broke and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning,