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Phone Tap: Pranky Wanky · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight d away. Today's phone tap,
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  Speaker 1: we had to bust out the voice changer once again,
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  Speaker 1: and we treated it for two reasons, Okay, first was
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  Speaker 1: to help me fit the character more than I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to play. Is it someone masculine? Is that why you
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  Speaker 1: need to deliver your voice? It's a children's counselor at
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  Speaker 1: an elementary school. And the second reason is it's widely
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  Speaker 1: known around our show. I have an extremely manly voice
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  Speaker 1: that's intimidating to Brooke has mentioned that many, many times,
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  Speaker 1: the opposite of what I just said. So I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to take a gentler and sillier approach when talking to
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  Speaker 1: this lady about her son's reading progress. I wonder if
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  Speaker 1: our audience will recognize my voice. We'll see in your
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  Speaker 1: phone tap right now, it's another tap. Hello, Well, how
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  Speaker 1: do you duty? Petro Pooty? Uh? Hello? Who is this? Yeah? Hi,
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  Speaker 1: this is mickey the school development counselor, Hey, Hey, how's
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  Speaker 1: your day? Uh, my day's fine. How's yours? Oh? I
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  Speaker 1: am super d duper nice to finally meet you. Can't
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  Speaker 1: see I beat you, but certainly like to treat you.
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  Speaker 1: Uh what can I do for you? I'm just calling
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  Speaker 1: about your son. Noah, why do you think I was
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  Speaker 1: a Jehovah's Uh he's okay, right, he is, okay, Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I'm happy to report that your son's made some teensy
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  Speaker 1: weensy improvements on his reading comprehension without all that previous tension. Uh. Here,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's been a source of stress at home, So
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad to hear he's improving. He does get a
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  Speaker 1: little higgledy piggledy when it comes to pronouns, but all
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  Speaker 1: in all, it's a hurly burly about grade level reading. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we'll say that. I'm just trying to keep up with
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  Speaker 1: what you said. I think. I'm happy to hear that. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: it is good news because the classroom environment can be
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  Speaker 1: distracting a little rankedum sanctum at times. But for some
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  Speaker 1: kids it's just harder just keep their eyeballs on the prize. Balls.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, that's what I always say. I'm at a
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  Speaker 1: loss here. I appreciate the information, thank you for the update,
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  Speaker 1: but yeah, do you do you always speak this way.
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  Speaker 1: I'm having a hard time figuring out what you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to tell me, like speakyweeky how oh my goodness, like
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  Speaker 1: what you did just there. So I'm sure he talks
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  Speaker 1: to kids all day, but like, I'm an adult, so
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  Speaker 1: for me, you can like skip the rhyming, the the
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  Speaker 1: easy peasy eyes ball don't. I don't need anything that. Yeah, yeah, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: a little too much boogie woogie huh oh my god. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll pull back on the razmatazz and all that jazz.
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  Speaker 1: So even when I'm asking you not to do it,
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  Speaker 1: you are still doing it, and it's distracting and annoying.
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  Speaker 1: You stopped, ding dong. I'm sorry now now you're kind
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  Speaker 1: of making me feel like a herky jerking dingling. You
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  Speaker 1: know that's not cool. Okay, So I can't tell if
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  Speaker 1: you're trying to tell me important information about the health
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  Speaker 1: and wellbeing of my child because you are going back
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  Speaker 1: and forth with these strimes. Please please stop. I read
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  Speaker 1: you loud and clear like a cold beer. Got you.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like you don't, but but I do. I
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  Speaker 1: hope you're not talking about cold beer in class with
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  Speaker 1: the kids though. Oh, don't you worry. That phrase is
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  Speaker 1: a ghana. It's not like I'm talking about marijuana. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I just I really I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what you're saying. I really really don't. Okay, well, I
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  Speaker 1: do just have one more teeny weenie Carabini three whiz
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  Speaker 1: Jeanie thing I need to tell you about. Okay, before
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  Speaker 1: I can, let please do it quickly and plain. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta be quiet, though, if you want to buy it,
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  Speaker 1: just say it down now. Say whatever you're gonna say.
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  Speaker 1: Your husband or your husband Jim asked us to pull
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  Speaker 1: an eaty witty bitty ditty prank phone call on you.
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  Speaker 1: And that's what this is. Oh, hi mean, this isn't real.
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  Speaker 1: It's not real. I'm actually jeff from the radio show
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  Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. This is a phone tap.
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  Speaker 1: I was using a voice changer because we heard that
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  Speaker 1: you knew the show and I didn't want you to
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  Speaker 1: recognize me. Do not believe my husband did. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: kill him. Oo. Jimmy Winny better look out. That is
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  Speaker 1: gonna cut off the hoochie coochie. No, thank you, Paky
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  Speaker 1: Jimmy Wimmy for at least a week. Oh there you go, Petya.
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