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Phone Tap: Password Protector · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Yoa tap, which is Spanish. It is Spanish for it.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's time for the tap. Why does our.
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  Speaker 2: Voice get deeperis that's more masculine?
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  Speaker 1: And I go down to Mexico. But today we call
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  Speaker 1: a guy who's married and had to apologize to his
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  Speaker 1: wife recently because he was forced to change their password
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  Speaker 1: to log into their visa statement online. Again. I hate that.
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  Speaker 1: This is three times in just the last month and
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  Speaker 1: a half that he's had to change it because he
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  Speaker 1: keeps forgetting it and then refuses to write it down.
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  Speaker 1: So his wife got fed up and sent us a message,
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  Speaker 1: and we put our own customer service Rep extraordinaire on
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  Speaker 1: the case. Jose. Let's see if he can talk some
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  Speaker 1: sense into this guy in your phone tap right.
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  Speaker 3: Now working Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, this is Neil down from Chase Visa. My
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  Speaker 2: speaking with Lukeman.
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  Speaker 3: This is luc Yeah, Hi.
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  Speaker 2: Miss, an alert came through that you changed your password recently.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just double checking that was you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that was me, of course it was you.
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  Speaker 3: Is there an issue or a problem? What's going on?
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  Speaker 2: An issue? I mean not for you? I guess, just
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  Speaker 2: just change your password any freaking time you want.
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  Speaker 3: Just, I don't understand. What are you talking about.
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  Speaker 2: The issue, mister Freman is that I work in the
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  Speaker 2: record's division. At any time, anywhere, if somebody changes their
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  Speaker 2: account password, an alert comes through to me at my desk.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so so then I have.
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  Speaker 2: To go into the system, copy and paste, change the
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  Speaker 2: font aerial a team so it's easy to read for everyone,
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  Speaker 2: printed out three whole, punch it and place it into
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  Speaker 2: our secret password binder.
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  Speaker 3: Calm down, I didn't know companies do that.
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  Speaker 2: It's called security. Hackers can't steal binders. Well, I guess
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  Speaker 2: technically they could if they got into the bill. Listen,
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  Speaker 2: it's just harder for them to steal it when there's
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  Speaker 2: a physical copy.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah, I just thought it was more sophisticated than that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah, Oh so now you're you're saying my
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  Speaker 2: job's a joke.
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  Speaker 3: No, just I thought it was computerized in digital Oh
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  Speaker 3: I bet.
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  Speaker 1: You love that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they just hired an AI robot come in here
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  Speaker 2: and just take my job away. Password changed, easy pasy,
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  Speaker 2: and then I'm jobless.
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  Speaker 3: It sounds like you got a lot going on, man,
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  Speaker 3: Oh you think, Yeah, you sound like angry at me
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  Speaker 3: for change my passwords.
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  Speaker 2: You change your password like I changed my clothes.
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  Speaker 3: Don't you recommend that we change our passwords often? Isn't
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  Speaker 3: that the safer thing? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: I recommend you make one really really strong, good one
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  Speaker 2: that no hacker's ever gonna guess? Why are you changing
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  Speaker 2: it over and over? And don't you tell me? Because
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  Speaker 2: it's you forgot. Everyone says they forgot. Do not say
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  Speaker 2: those words I.
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  Speaker 3: Forgot, but because.
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  Speaker 2: That's that's the straw, the straw that broke the camel's back. Luke,
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  Speaker 2: I forgot your password? You for your mom's name? What'd
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  Speaker 2: you forget?
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  Speaker 3: This is really unprofessional you're yelling at me. Bro I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 3: but this is your job.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm trying to watch Netflix over here, and all
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  Speaker 2: of a sudden it's like, hey, now we got a
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  Speaker 2: new FBI security database. We got to change our password
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  Speaker 2: yet again.
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  Speaker 3: Oh now I understand why you're so worried about AI.
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  Speaker 3: You're sitting there watching Netflix and you're supposed to be
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  Speaker 3: wait a minute, checking the data.
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  Speaker 2: And should I not be watching Netflix like you're saying,
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  Speaker 2: there's like a better streaming service?
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  Speaker 3: No, I only you should be watching streaming in general.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, wait, hold on, hold on, I think we're onto something.
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  Speaker 2: Do you have like an extra password or a password
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  Speaker 2: you'd like to share.
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  Speaker 3: I don't remember all my passwords. I'm not going to
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  Speaker 3: remember that password either, And secondly, I wouldn't give it
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  Speaker 3: to you.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you don't have to, cause I see a chase
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  Speaker 2: visa here on file. I could just sign up for
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  Speaker 2: a year's worth the Hulu. This situation just got better,
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  Speaker 2: my man.
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  Speaker 3: No, on the contrary to the situation is getting much worse,
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  Speaker 3: Like do you have a supervisor or yeah? I mean
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  Speaker 3: my supervisor's your wife? Wait you know my wife?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I actually do, because she set you up for
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  Speaker 2: this whole thing. Man, my name's jose from Brook and
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 3: This is a phone tap oh my life set up, So.
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  Speaker 2: We're that radio show she always talks about. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: why bro, she told us you had to change her
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  Speaker 2: password three times in the last like two months because
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  Speaker 2: you keep forgetting it.
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  Speaker 3: Well that's what That's what made me think, Like I
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  Speaker 3: don't know, that just made me feel like it was legitate. No,
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  Speaker 3: so stultied.
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  Speaker 2: Bro. Do you know how many binders I have personally
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  Speaker 2: with all of your passwords in it. That you change,
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  Speaker 2: it looks like a library.
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  Speaker 3: That's kind of true, because I changed my pastors a lot,
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  Speaker 3: because you're supposed to.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, just changes the Brook and Jeffrey. No one will
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  Speaker 2: ever guess it.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, I'll get right on that, Brooke and what that.
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  Speaker 2: Changes every few years. Don't worry about it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Brooke and Jeffreys phone taps on the twenties