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Phone Tap: Heavy Heartstrings Inc. · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Today, we call a single woman who's been dating around
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  Speaker 1: hasn't found her perfect guy yet, so her friends wanted
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  Speaker 1: to mess with her a little bit. And it came
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  Speaker 1: to our mind that Jose could call using one of
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  Speaker 1: his famous voices, maybe like Rolando, and try to woo
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  Speaker 1: her as a guy that she matched with on Tinder.
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  Speaker 1: But instead we decided to try out something a little
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  Speaker 1: bit new and have a professional service call her with
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  Speaker 1: a romantic opportunity that she probably shouldn't pass up. In
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  Speaker 1: your phone tap right.
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  Speaker 2: Now's phone taps on the twenties. Hello, Hi, is this Marissa. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: my name is Matt matcha maker. I have a few
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  Speaker 2: few voicemails.
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  Speaker 3: Huh.
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  Speaker 2: I'm calling from Heavy Heartstrings Incorporated. Have you seen our
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  Speaker 2: ads on TV?
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  Speaker 3: Maybe no, I haven't. I don't have cable.
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  Speaker 2: But what our company is known for is bringing past
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  Speaker 2: loves back to the lives of the lonely. Okay, I'm
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  Speaker 2: not interested, but we're not selling anything to you. This
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  Speaker 2: service has already been paid for by your ex Donovan. Well,
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  Speaker 2: don't sound shocked. He says you two were close and
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  Speaker 2: then split up like seven years ago. Yeah, so Donovan
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  Speaker 2: paid for our service and he would like to give
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  Speaker 2: you a message. What is the message?
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  Speaker 3: What's what is going on here?
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  Speaker 2: Sir?
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  Speaker 3: Sure, I gotta go. I have work to do.
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  Speaker 2: I have I'm sorry. That was just me trying to
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  Speaker 2: express his emotions. What he's feeling.
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  Speaker 3: I need to go.
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  Speaker 2: What is this I spoke with him?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well, what's the message?
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  Speaker 2: He misses you. Oh, he misses you, and he doesn't
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  Speaker 2: know what your relationship status is right now, but he
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  Speaker 2: thinks of you fondly.
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  Speaker 3: That's great. I'm not interested.
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  Speaker 2: Well I didn't ask if you were.
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  Speaker 3: What's the Let me get to it.
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  Speaker 2: Please. Do I have a quote from him? He says,
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  Speaker 2: my soul weeps in the shape of your initials. Huh, well,
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  Speaker 2: I mean it was one of our prompts. He asked
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  Speaker 2: a select from five romantic quotes. It was either that
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  Speaker 2: or there was a pigeon that reminded him of you.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know what to say right now.
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  Speaker 2: Don't say a thing. Just listen because Donovan paid an
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  Speaker 2: extra three ninety nine so we could play your song
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  Speaker 2: that you shared in intimate moments.
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  Speaker 3: What that's not our song, man? Okay, yeah, I get it.
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  Speaker 2: Bye, And that's the only part of the song I
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  Speaker 2: can play. He didn't pay for the full version. I
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  Speaker 2: never but you see right how much that song really
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  Speaker 2: meant of both of you.
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  Speaker 3: I never listened to that song with him ever.
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  Speaker 2: The whole point is he misses you greatly and he
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  Speaker 2: realizes now what he had back.
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  Speaker 3: Then are you joking?
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  Speaker 2: I'm not, because he wants you to know he's engaged
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  Speaker 2: to someone else.
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  Speaker 3: What engaged?
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  Speaker 2: Uh huh? What the But here's the kicker. He believes
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  Speaker 2: he'd be happier with you.
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  Speaker 3: It's so messed up.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty touching, isn't it.
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  Speaker 1: No, he's engaged to someone else, and then he does this.
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  Speaker 3: Uh huh?
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  Speaker 2: What about fiance? I found out she knows, and she
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  Speaker 2: has a message just for you. We recorded it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I'm Marisa, listen.
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  Speaker 2: I understand I'll always be a distant second to you,
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  Speaker 2: But really I would happily step aside if you would
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  Speaker 2: take Donovan back.
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  Speaker 3: Uh are you hidding me?
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  Speaker 2: This is insane. I know her voice is a little
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  Speaker 2: nasally or which is probably why he chose you over her.
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  Speaker 3: It's not him choosing me over this girl.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't even talked to him, and he's engaged, well currently,
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  Speaker 2: but he's not married.
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  Speaker 3: This was seven years ago.
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  Speaker 1: This is so weird.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it is a little strange, but at this point
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  Speaker 2: I do need to tell you Donovan has rented a hotel.
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  Speaker 3: For the night.
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  Speaker 1: What the hell?
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  Speaker 2: And I will tell you exactly which hotel and room
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  Speaker 2: number to go run back into his arms.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm not running into anybody's arms.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure why he's even sending a message or fiance.
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  Speaker 2: Your phone is breaking up, so at this point I
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  Speaker 2: should just tell you it's a brank phone call before
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  Speaker 2: I lose the signal.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, what?
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  Speaker 2: Oh you heard that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: This is actually holy From the radio show Brook and
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning. Your friends Gabby Lauris set you up. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: apparently you guys were talking about the worst x's in
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  Speaker 2: your lives recently.
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  Speaker 3: I do you believe it?
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  Speaker 2: Man and Marissa, it's me Donovan, remember me, Remeber.
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  Speaker 3: That wasn't even our song.
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  Speaker 2: It was either between that or Hey, mak arena. So
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  Speaker 2: I think he chose wisely. Broken Jeffrey's phone taps on
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