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Phone Tap: Disney Plus Plus · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. And remember when they're
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  Speaker 1: only used to be like two or three video streaming apps? Now,
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  Speaker 1: was it? Yeah, it feels like a long time ago,
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  Speaker 1: but it really wasn't like these two were the only
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  Speaker 1: ones were ever. Yeah, and now there's like over a
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  Speaker 1: hundred one for every single TV channel that's ever existed,
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  Speaker 1: and you're paying fifteen bucks a month for each one.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was all a ploy. The whole
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  Speaker 1: time they told us cutting the cable, cutting the cord
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  Speaker 1: was going to be cheaper. Well, we're about to call
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  Speaker 1: a customer of a very popular one to let her
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  Speaker 1: know she's been randomly selected for a complimentary, free upgrade. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: but once she agrees to it, that's when I tell
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  Speaker 1: her what she's act truly get it with her new
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  Speaker 1: upgraded service, and suddenly she's not so happy. Your phone
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  Speaker 1: tappens on the twenties. Hello. Hi, I'm looking to speak
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  Speaker 1: with Andrea. This is Andrea. How can I help you?
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  Speaker 1: Hi Andrea, My name's Draymond. I'm a customer service representative
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  Speaker 1: from Disney Plus streaming service. How are you doing today?
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing good. How are you? I'm doing all right.
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  Speaker 1: I was just calling to ask if you saw the
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  Speaker 1: email that we sent out announcing our new streaming package. Um. No,
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  Speaker 1: you're one of the few customers selected for a complimentary upgrade,
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  Speaker 1: so I wasn't sure if you'd seen it or if
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  Speaker 1: you'd heard about that yet. No. I haven't heard anything,
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  Speaker 1: but that sounds good. Oh okay, Well, your service is
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  Speaker 1: going to change if you agree to it. I can
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  Speaker 1: tell you about it real quick, if you have a moment.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean it's going to change. We love
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  Speaker 1: it the way it is. Oh no, absolutely, but this
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  Speaker 1: change is for the better because the new plan is
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  Speaker 1: a really great deal. You're going to get to leaded
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  Speaker 1: scenes from all our classic movies, and it's going to
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  Speaker 1: stream significantly faster. I have to pay anymore, do I?
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  Speaker 1: I mean I won't have an increase, right, It'll be
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  Speaker 1: the same. Oh, you're going to pay the exact same
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  Speaker 1: amount as you were before. All I would need from
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  Speaker 1: you is to just verbally agree over the phone that
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  Speaker 1: you would like to upgrade your package. Well, sure, I
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  Speaker 1: will verbally agree to this, especially since I don't have
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  Speaker 1: to pay any extra sound good, excellent? Excellent, Andrea? Okay, well, congratulations,
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  Speaker 1: you are now upgraded officially to Disney Plus plus. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Smell me okay now before I let you go. The
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  Speaker 1: most exciting part of this is that you're only going
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  Speaker 1: to have access to Disney sequels and prequels, but no originals.
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  Speaker 1: But that doesn't sound good. I mean, in my opinion,
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  Speaker 1: they're actually better. Why would that be better? We wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: even know how it started or what the you know? Like,
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  Speaker 1: I really want to recommend you Aladdin six, Iago's Bizarre
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  Speaker 1: Hair Day. No, it's so good. Now what the kids,
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  Speaker 1: they don't know anything about Aladdin at all, so they
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  Speaker 1: need to see the beginning to even what do you
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  Speaker 1: really need to know about Aladdin? He's a thieving peasant
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  Speaker 1: who gets lucky one day and he ends up with
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  Speaker 1: a magic lamp. And there, I just told you the
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  Speaker 1: whole movie in ten seconds. That's why everybody watches the originals,
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  Speaker 1: the prequels and the sequels are the worst movies. They're
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  Speaker 1: actually the best. You just haven't watched enough. All we
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  Speaker 1: do is stream all these channels. I get calls from
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  Speaker 1: all these other streaming services, but we were at least
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  Speaker 1: happy with what we were getting before. I understand that.
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  Speaker 1: But none of those other streaming services offer Lion King
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  Speaker 1: one and a half, Lyon King one and a half.
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  Speaker 1: I've never even heard of Lyons King one and a half.
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  Speaker 1: It's in between the first Lion King in the second
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  Speaker 1: Lion King, where you just see Nalla's pregnancy. I don't
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  Speaker 1: even think I care about this. This is not even
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  Speaker 1: something I want my family you care about na It
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  Speaker 1: was a really, really inspiring pregnancy. I don't think this
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  Speaker 1: is right for kids. They don't need to see this pregnancy. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if you feel that way, then I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you definitely don't watch Cinderella three if you're oh my gosh,
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  Speaker 1: and Corella three, does she get pregnant. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to give too much of it away, but they do
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  Speaker 1: show some of Cinderella's honeymoon scenes. Very tasty. Cderella's honeymoon
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  Speaker 1: scene I was not a fan of Prince Charming until
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  Speaker 1: I saw him on his hun Oh there's no way.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, really stepped his game up. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: this sounds insane. Why would anybody want Disney plus plus?
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  Speaker 1: Just give me the plus. I don't want to double plus.
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  Speaker 1: But ma'am, if you don't have Disney Plus Plus, then
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  Speaker 1: you won't have access to Little Mermaid five where Sebastian
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  Speaker 1: gets crabs. No way, and that's weird because he is
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  Speaker 1: a crab, all right, and then he has to sell
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  Speaker 1: the soul to Ursula to get the antibiotics. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to talk about this anymore, and I want to
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  Speaker 1: talk to your supervisor immediately. M he's actually busy right
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  Speaker 1: now watching the Mary Poppins prequel where she dances her
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  Speaker 1: way through boarding school. But I could take a message.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care about this. I don't want my family
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  Speaker 1: involved in this. This is just a bad Actually, I
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  Speaker 1: think your family does want to be involved in this,
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  Speaker 1: because they're the ones who told me to call you.
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  Speaker 1: My family told you to call me. Yeah, they were
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  Speaker 1: the ones that set you up for this prank call.
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  Speaker 1: Are you a kid? I'm not because this is actually
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  Speaker 1: a joke. My name is Jeffrey from the radio show
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  Speaker 1: Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. Oh my gosh, your husband Jared set you up.
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  Speaker 1: You said you've been complaining about all the new streaming
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  Speaker 1: services you have to buy, and you just want to
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  Speaker 1: go back to cable. I can't believe you did that. So, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: don't worry. You just have Disney Plus, not Plus Plus,
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  Speaker 1: thank god. But I still do recommend Cinderella three. Oh no,
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