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Phone Tap: Your Movie Isn't Scary · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And if you
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  Speaker 1: have a friend or a family member with a customer
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  Speaker 1: service job and they're just fed up with it, it
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  Speaker 1: can't take another stupid customer complaint, then you need to
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  Speaker 1: send them over to us.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, will set them straight.
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  Speaker 1: Like we do today when we call the manager of
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  Speaker 1: a movie theater who's been dealing with idiots for a while,
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  Speaker 1: but this time we're doubling up on the idiocy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you have two obnoxious morons at the same time in
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  Speaker 1: your phone.
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  Speaker 2: Tap right now another.
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  Speaker 3: Theaters. If you would like to speak to a theater associate,
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  Speaker 3: please press zero. Hi, this is Wendy.
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  Speaker 2: Hello. Is this the manager of the movie theater?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it is Hey, Hey, Gonnard.
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  Speaker 2: She's on the phone. Get over here, got she answer?
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  Speaker 2: It is her?
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  Speaker 3: Excuse me, We're gonna help you.
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  Speaker 2: Me and my friend Seafil say hi, Seafal Hi.
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  Speaker 4: When we were at her seeing her last night and
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  Speaker 4: to watch the new Conjuring movie last right, Okay, tell.
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  Speaker 2: Her how pumped up we worked for this.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, we were to tell pumped I even
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  Speaker 4: dressed like a ghost.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: He didn't even read the spoiler, and usually he reads
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  Speaker 4: all of them, and then tells me if we go
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  Speaker 4: to bed at night, what's gonna happen after a tickle fight?
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  Speaker 2: And in this time it was different.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, is there an issue or not gonna help you?
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  Speaker 2: The problem is the movie sucked? But yeah, sucked chicken
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  Speaker 2: butt chicken, but regular.
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  Speaker 3: I remember actually had the excuse me? Can you not
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  Speaker 3: have separate conversations with yourselves while you're in the phone
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  Speaker 3: with me the movie? You didn't like the movie? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry to hear that.
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  Speaker 5: What your movie wasn't scary at all?
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  Speaker 4: Tell her Normally I get super scared at conjuring stuff,
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  Speaker 4: but this one crashed harder than Windows ninety five, write,
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  Speaker 4: so I can't.
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  Speaker 2: That was a major crash. You remember that?
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  Speaker 3: So great for you that you can crack each other up.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm a busy person and I don't have time
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  Speaker 3: for this.
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  Speaker 5: So busy. Oh wow?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh god, Well you know what, let's just get
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  Speaker 4: to the point. You shouldn't be playing that movie. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you gotta pull it, throw it in the trash, burn it.
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  Speaker 3: So you want me to take the biggest movie out
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  Speaker 3: there at this time out of the theater right before
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  Speaker 3: the holiday. That's all about these horror movies.
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  Speaker 2: Correct doing you a.
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  Speaker 5: Favor, lady, It's not scary. Did you hear me?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I heard you, and I'm not doing that.
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  Speaker 4: Well, if you continue to have it in your theater,
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  Speaker 4: then we're gonna pick it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: What, I'm gonna pay someone to cut some wood for us,
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  Speaker 4: and we're gonna make fine. Yeah, we'll get outside your
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  Speaker 4: theater whilst they don't go here. Yeah, well they don't
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  Speaker 4: go into theater and stupid theater.
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  Speaker 5: Where they do scary stuff.
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  Speaker 2: That'd be a big fine. Yeah, you can fit it.
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  Speaker 3: Can you to shut up?
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  Speaker 5: Oh? Wow?
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  Speaker 3: She nerds picketing the conjuring movie is gonna like make
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  Speaker 3: big news or something.
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  Speaker 2: It's more than two nerves. Okay. I bet we can
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  Speaker 2: convince our moms to come.
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  Speaker 5: To Yeah, because because they love us and my.
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  Speaker 2: Mom works part time, so she'll be there more than
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  Speaker 2: his mom.
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  Speaker 5: Oh wow, that's convenient.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really good for protesting. What's wrong with you?
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  Speaker 3: Better to do in your life to call up a
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  Speaker 3: movie theater and complained about you didn't like the movie.
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  Speaker 3: It wasn't scary enough.
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  Speaker 2: It's not just the movie. Need you tell them about
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  Speaker 2: the popcorns? Evil?
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  Speaker 5: Oh no?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, the popcorn you like the popcorn either?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you call that real popcorn?
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  Speaker 2: Butter?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: What? What? What? What ingredient? Or even even in that
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  Speaker 2: the butter? Is it sunflower oil?
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  Speaker 5: That one wasn't that funny?
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes it's hard for me to like come up with funny.
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  Speaker 3: Things my day talking to tweetel Bee and tweetled dumb as.
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  Speaker 4: Oh she got you?
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  Speaker 2: Get her?
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  Speaker 5: You put the butt in butter?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, all right, I'm hanging up. I hope you always
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  Speaker 3: have the day you deserve. I'm so sorry of taking
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  Speaker 3: calls from people like you.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, people like us because we're young people you're old.
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  Speaker 4: I bet you eat senior mints instead of junior minces.
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  Speaker 5: All god, that was a lot better than your laugh.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been thinking about a newman since last time.
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  Speaker 3: Good job, but it wasn't.
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  Speaker 2: We should probably tell her it's the prank now because
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  Speaker 2: I don't got any more jones laugh.
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  Speaker 4: But she probably already hung up on us.
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  Speaker 5: Are you still there when you say?
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  Speaker 3: What did you say?
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  Speaker 2: Now?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: We hope that your sister Gianna likes this because he's
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  Speaker 4: lifting on the radio to this prank phone call right now,
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  Speaker 4: big burn, gotcha?
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  Speaker 3: Are you freaking kidding me.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we are, We are kidding you.
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  Speaker 2: That's the point.
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  Speaker 4: Hi, this is this is actually jose from Brook and
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  Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 4: This is jeff your.
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  Speaker 5: Sister j to set you up.
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  Speaker 3: You guys suck. I am so mad right now, my
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  Speaker 3: sister sucks.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Well you got me. I believe you were two nerds.
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  Speaker 3: Just an annoying phone call, but a stupid movie. Who cares?
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  Speaker 4: Wait, you're telling me you think my boy? See, it's
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  Speaker 4: all the annoying And who's he calling a nerd? Hey,
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  Speaker 4: we're telling our moms. They're coming down there.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you're in big trouble, lady.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, my mom will be there for at least thirty
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  Speaker 4: minutes longer than his mom wake up. Every morning was
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  Speaker 4: phone tap weekday mornings all the twenties.
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  Speaker 5: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning