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Phone Tap: Soda Can Conundrum · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: This is a new one for us.
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  Speaker 2: I like that.
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  Speaker 1: We call a woman who works as a marketing rep
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  Speaker 1: for all sorts of companies that set up public displays.
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  Speaker 1: And apparently she's been really stressed about a soft drink
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  Speaker 1: campaign and the beverage people wanted in all the grocery
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  Speaker 1: stores with a certain design.
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  Speaker 3: I know what you're talking about now, like public displaces
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  Speaker 3: of affection. No, no, it's like here's an Eiffel tower
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  Speaker 3: of six packs.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So she's in charge of this, and if anything
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  Speaker 1: goes wrong, she's going to be held responsible. That's why
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  Speaker 1: maybe we'll throw like a tiny little wrench into it,
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  Speaker 1: really small, like one of those like Ikeia sized wrenshes.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it's not memorable if you go smoothly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So we're gonna do it in your phone
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  Speaker 1: tap right now, working.
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  Speaker 4: Jeff's phone taps on the twenties. Hello, this is Hannah.
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  Speaker 3: Hi.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, Hello?
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  Speaker 3: Is this the Is this the drink marketing rep?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I'm one of them.
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  Speaker 5: Who's this?
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  Speaker 3: Hi? I'm doing the displays in the in the grocery stores.
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  Speaker 3: My name, my name's Bob, Bob Frapples.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Hi, Bob, how can I help you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm really sorry, bother you I got. I got transferred
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  Speaker 3: over after talking to a whole bunch of people.
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  Speaker 4: Bob, can you please speak up? You're really really talking
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  Speaker 4: quietly right now?
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  Speaker 3: Oh that was me speaking up? Hy But okay, according
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  Speaker 3: according to my chart that I'm holding it, I'm supposed
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  Speaker 3: to be finishing a display on the my fortieth store.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay, that sounds about right. How many have
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  Speaker 2: you done so far?
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  Speaker 3: I'm I'm still at the first store.
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  Speaker 4: What you're joking, No, you haven't finished one yet.
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  Speaker 3: In my defense, the design I got for this display
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  Speaker 3: is like a really challenging.
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  Speaker 4: Challenging Yeah, how it's a triangle shape. Just stuck them
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  Speaker 4: in a triangle.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah I get that.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, then just do it.
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  Speaker 3: But which one like I Sawceles?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's just a regular triangle, Bob.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, remember in kindergarten, the ones with the point at
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  Speaker 2: the top.
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  Speaker 3: The point is at the top, he said.
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  Speaker 4: What were you thinking?
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  Speaker 5: You weren't thinking, Oh my god, I was doing a
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  Speaker 5: triangle but upside down what Yeah, it would have looked cool.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you're three days behind. If a client finds out,
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  Speaker 2: they could cancel the account. Do you understand? How serious
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  Speaker 2: is it?
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  Speaker 3: You sound mad?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm.
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  Speaker 3: A solution driven person.
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  Speaker 2: Fucking don't call me back until they're all finished.
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  Speaker 4: Go do it. Go make the triangles?
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  Speaker 2: Do you understand just.
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  Speaker 3: The right triangle or do you.
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  Speaker 4: Understand it's a triangle? Do you understand?
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  Speaker 3: I think so?
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  Speaker 5: Go?
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  Speaker 3: Okay? Yes, Hello, Hi, it's Bob.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, remember.
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  Speaker 2: I remember you?
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  Speaker 3: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: Well I told you not to call me until it's done.
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  Speaker 3: So it's done.
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  Speaker 4: What great?
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  Speaker 2: Move on, get to the next door. You are very.
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  Speaker 3: Behind, right, That's why I need some like people, extra people, Bob.
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  Speaker 3: Could you send big, strong people?
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Apparently I'm at the wrong location. These people don't know
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  Speaker 3: who I am.
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  Speaker 2: You're at the wrong store, you're Is that what you're
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  Speaker 2: telling me? You're at the wrong store right now?
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  Speaker 3: I guess I got my directions mixed up?
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  Speaker 4: How is that possible?
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  Speaker 2: Are you an idiot?
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  Speaker 3: I was distracted? Was I was googling triangle shape? You?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my, trying to do my.
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  Speaker 2: Job, and you didn't notice that you're setting up soda
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  Speaker 2: cans in the wrong place. It didn't even cross your mind.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody looked at you weirdly like you didn't notice. No,
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  Speaker 2: you're at the wrong store.
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  Speaker 3: No one looked at me, funny because I was adding
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  Speaker 3: to the store, not like stealing.
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  Speaker 2: I just I don't know what to do with you
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  Speaker 2: right now.
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  Speaker 3: If you could just send like eight people down to
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  Speaker 3: help me lift up the triangle.
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  Speaker 2: This is literally the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Well, okay, if.
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  Speaker 3: You're thinking about the combined weight of the cans, I've
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  Speaker 3: already thought of that. And no, I think if I
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  Speaker 3: drank half of these it's going to help us in
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  Speaker 3: the transportation.
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  Speaker 2: I am not thinking about the weight of the cans.
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  Speaker 4: I am thinking about the fact that you are ruining
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  Speaker 4: this job.
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  Speaker 2: Just leep, you know what. Leave, You're never going to
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  Speaker 2: work with us again. My coworker Jin's going to handle everything.
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  Speaker 4: Going for it, Go get out.
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  Speaker 3: She already did she set you up for this prank
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  Speaker 3: phone call, so she's pretty involt.
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  Speaker 2: What Yeah, she said, what are you kidding?
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  Speaker 4: Is this a joke?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is a joke.
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  Speaker 4: God.
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  Speaker 3: This this ose from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: We're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 4: Oh thank god, my god.
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  Speaker 3: Jed said, you've been stressed out about this new soda campaign.
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  Speaker 3: You guys are doing, want to have some fun.
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  Speaker 4: It's so stressed.
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  Speaker 5: Apparently in a meeting you said no one can mess
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  Speaker 5: up a triangle or something, and she just took that
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  Speaker 5: and ran with it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't believe it.
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  Speaker 4: They got this.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, If I could make a suggestion about maybe like a.
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  Speaker 5: Sideways trying, I can't handle it.
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  Speaker 2: Broken Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties