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Phone Tap PODCAST: Duncan's Skushi and Pancakes · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: He's another Jebel. Hello. Hi, my name is Duncan. I'm
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  Speaker 1: from Time Catering. Can I speak to sixth Avenue please?
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  Speaker 1: Sixth Avenue. This is Laura. Oh oh, I'm sorry. Um,
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  Speaker 1: that's the address. I was reading my paper wrong. Um, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I was looking for Laura. I just said, this is Laura.
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  Speaker 1: Can I help you? Oh? Well, I was calling to
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  Speaker 1: go over all of the items in your order for
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  Speaker 1: the event next tuesday. You're having hold on you have
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  Speaker 1: its next Tuesday. The event is tonight. Oh, I'm gonna apologize.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Um, I was thinking about my dnist appointment,
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  Speaker 1: which is next Tuesday. So I got the mix up
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  Speaker 1: that I have to go to the dinner. I hate
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  Speaker 1: going to the dentist, didn't you Okay? Can we get
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  Speaker 1: to tonight? Like, why are you calling? I guess I
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  Speaker 1: should clarify because I wasn't calling to talk to you
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  Speaker 1: about my dnist appointment unless you're a dentist. No, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not a dentist, but I am at a time crunch.
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  Speaker 1: So what do you need? Well, I just have a
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  Speaker 1: few things to go over, so okay. And I know
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  Speaker 1: that you sound a little frustrated or a little edgy
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  Speaker 1: maybe or well, the events a couple hours from now,
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  Speaker 1: and you guys haven't called me before, so I'm just
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  Speaker 1: kind of confused as to what's going on. Well, um,
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  Speaker 1: I'll just get to the point. Then it says on
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  Speaker 1: your sheet that you ordered scushi, but I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what scushi is. So I was wondering if you give
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  Speaker 1: me some clarification on that scushi. Oh yeah, yes, it's sushi,
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  Speaker 1: and I hate you didn't know it was sushi. Well,
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  Speaker 1: on my paper, I'm pretty sure it says scushi. Obviously
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  Speaker 1: that's sushi. You can't put that together. Well, that must
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  Speaker 1: be a typo. Yeah, so I'll fix that on my own. Fantastic, Okay, sushi,
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  Speaker 1: you got the sushi, but tonight everything cool. By the way,
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  Speaker 1: you shouldn't eat too much raw fish because of mercury.
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  Speaker 1: So I hope you're not going to eat all the
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  Speaker 1: sushi yourself. I'm not going to eat that by myself.
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  Speaker 1: Dinner banquet. I hope you have a lot of sushi. Well,
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  Speaker 1: have you have you heard of Jeremy Piven? What the doctor?
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  Speaker 1: What the hell is Germany? Didn't have to do with anything? Well,
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  Speaker 1: because he ate too much rough fish and he got
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  Speaker 1: sick from the mercury for the sanquet for many, many
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  Speaker 1: many people tonight. Um. So okay, I noted that that
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  Speaker 1: that was the type of it's not scushi, it's sushi. Um.
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  Speaker 1: And then I had one other question to ask you about,
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  Speaker 1: and that was the pancakes. Pancakes a dinner panquet? Why
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  Speaker 1: the hell would I order pancakes? Well, it says pancakes
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  Speaker 1: and tartar sauce. So I was just confused, like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: for God, take crab cakes. I need four trays of
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  Speaker 1: crab cakes. I'm sorry, pancakes, crabcakes, pancakes, crabcakes, little pieces
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  Speaker 1: of crab breadcrumbs, maybe some money, and ever pack it
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  Speaker 1: together so it's like a little patties. Oh okay, that
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  Speaker 1: makes much more sense then, because I was thinking pancakes
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  Speaker 1: and tartars als would be kind of like a funky
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  Speaker 1: flavor combo. So yeah, crabcakes really funky, you idiot, of course,
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  Speaker 1: for the crabcakes. Oh all this tonight for a few hours,
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  Speaker 1: go get Jennifer. Jennifer who is who I've been speaking
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  Speaker 1: with this whole time, And I don't know who you are,
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  Speaker 1: but I would like Jennifer please, Well, I'll get you, Jennifer. Also,
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  Speaker 1: you should know that she just had her hair done,
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  Speaker 1: so you might want a complimentar on it. She cut
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  Speaker 1: it pretty short, but I think it looks really even
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  Speaker 1: crap about her freaking hair, but it looks really nice,
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  Speaker 1: So I don't give a about her hair. Okay, Well
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  Speaker 1: I don't like I think that's kind of rude. Um
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  Speaker 1: what you said about her hair. Don't you think I'm
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  Speaker 1: rude right now? I don't understand what is happening. You
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  Speaker 1: guys don't have to straighten out by now. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's kind of like a cute bob caught that she got,
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  Speaker 1: which I was like, I don't know what it looks like.
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  Speaker 1: This dinner isn't a few hours and I am freaking
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  Speaker 1: out now after talking to you, my boss is gonna
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  Speaker 1: kill me. I'm just gonna cancel because there's no way
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  Speaker 1: that you guys are gonna make this happen and this
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  Speaker 1: is gonna work. Just cancel everything. Okay, Well, I would
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  Speaker 1: hope that you wouldn't cancel your order over a prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call, Like, what are you talking about? Just cancel
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  Speaker 1: it all? Well, Um, I'm just trying to tell you.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me. I was trying to tell you, no, this
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  Speaker 1: is just pants word of for tonight, because obviously you
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  Speaker 1: are dumb and stupid and you can't get it together
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  Speaker 1: that I need crap cakes and sushi tonight, so I
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  Speaker 1: can't help to Jennifer and get everything straked out. The
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  Speaker 1: night's good for my order, give me my refund. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: I was trying to tell you that this is actually
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  Speaker 1: jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Your co workers Ronnie and Georgian
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  Speaker 1: set you up. What Why would they do that? They
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  Speaker 1: said that you've been really stressed out about organizing your
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  Speaker 1: company banquet and wanted to mess with you. What it's
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  Speaker 1: a joke. This is a victoring company. No, it's not.
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  Speaker 1: I think your order of sushi and pancakes is probably fine.
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  Speaker 1: Crop cakes, yes, sushi and crab cakes. Sorry, I think
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  Speaker 1: it's probably fine. It was a joke. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my, I got my heart. Oh I thought I
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  Speaker 1: was gonna die. Yeah, are you okay? No, I'm not okay. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I'm very worried that they're Well, don't worry. There's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be plenty of sushi to go with your pancakes. So,