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- 0:01Speaker 1: Welcome to episode eighteen of the Top five podcast. I
- 0:06Speaker 1: am Kaylin sitting next to my bestie and co worker
- 0:09Speaker 1: Jason Hide.
- 0:10Speaker 2: Jason, Hey, good morning, I.
- 0:12Speaker 1: Have a little bit good morning or good night, or
- 0:16Speaker 1: have a good shower if that's where you're listening to us.
- 0:19Speaker 2: Oh, do you think people listen to us in the shower?
- 0:21Speaker 3: I do because I listen to podcasts in the shower.
- 0:24Speaker 1: Okay, maybe we're like not a relaxing vibe for them
- 0:27Speaker 1: in the shower, but I sometimes like people could be
- 0:30Speaker 1: making in the.
- 0:32Speaker 2: Shower good Like recently, Oh, I can only listen to
- 0:37Speaker 2: music on the weekends in the morning because like during
- 0:43Speaker 2: the week I get up so early that I'm not
- 0:44Speaker 2: blasting says.
- 0:46Speaker 3: Were you never podcasts in the shower?
- 0:48Speaker 2: No, I don't ever listen to podcasts. And I listen
- 0:50Speaker 2: to podcasts like all the time.
- 0:52Speaker 3: Huh.
- 0:52Speaker 2: Yeah, it's weird.
- 0:54Speaker 3: It's interesting.
- 0:55Speaker 2: Yeah, I wonder even like, is I'm a TikTok Live
- 0:57Speaker 2: like obsessed person. I won't even listen to TikTok Lives
- 1:01Speaker 2: in the shower. It's weird.
- 1:03Speaker 3: It got to be a music particular.
- 1:05Speaker 1: Yeah, I only do music if I'm really going through
- 1:07Speaker 1: it and want to like vibe or if I'm getting
- 1:09Speaker 1: ready to go out and I want it.
- 1:11Speaker 3: To be like a fun getting ready for situation.
- 1:13Speaker 2: I'm doing like full world tour concerts. Yeah there, you know.
- 1:17Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, well right now for me, I'm doing made
- 1:19Speaker 1: of honor speeches for my upcoming wedding because I am
- 1:23Speaker 1: insanely terrified.
- 1:24Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I feel you.
- 1:25Speaker 1: And so this shower has just been for me because
- 1:28Speaker 1: my boyfriend's in the other room. It's me whispering and
- 1:30Speaker 1: doing I mean, I kill it in the shower, like
- 1:33Speaker 1: the crowd goes wild, you know. You know.
- 1:36Speaker 2: I'm like yesterday like started like I'm officiating a wedding
- 1:39Speaker 2: and like a little over a week and so like
- 1:42Speaker 2: putting like finishing touches on stuff and like personalizing stuff.
- 1:45Speaker 2: Yesterday it's just like scary. It's scary, but I feel
- 1:48Speaker 2: like it. I like had concepts, but yesterday it was
- 1:51Speaker 2: like the first day that I actually started like typing
- 1:54Speaker 2: things out. So I'm like, okay, like at least I
- 1:56Speaker 2: feel good that I'm like in the pros says instead
- 2:00Speaker 2: of like just thinking about the process because it just
- 2:02Speaker 2: feels like such a uh insurmountable thing to try to
- 2:07Speaker 2: do you know, but I'm taking it.
- 2:09Speaker 4: I'm doing like one section a day to try to like.
- 2:11Speaker 1: Yeah, break it up. Yeah you'll you'll get it done.
- 2:15Speaker 1: You're always prepared, so you'll scar it. I get it.
- 2:18Speaker 1: It's scary. It's scary as hell, and like at least
- 2:21Speaker 1: you're not gonna cry, Like I feel like we.
- 2:23Speaker 2: Get on the radio and for like in millions of
- 2:25Speaker 2: people are listening every day we're on stage, Like I
- 2:28Speaker 2: don't even like I got nervous at jingle Ball, but
- 2:30Speaker 2: like this is like next level, like and it's funny,
- 2:33Speaker 2: and yeah, the majority of people like I know, but
- 2:35Speaker 2: I think it's because like it's not even so much
- 2:37Speaker 2: the audience. It's like I don't want to do something
- 2:43Speaker 2: that they're gonna remember happen on their weddings like the
- 2:45Speaker 2: rest of their life, right like and something bad, you
- 2:48Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like I don't than to remember.
- 2:50Speaker 2: I think it's like good, but they're like, oh, well,
- 2:52Speaker 2: he you know, couldn't fucking talk and he couldn't like
- 2:54Speaker 2: stumble you get his words out or whatever. Like I
- 2:56Speaker 2: don't want that to be they think of forever, like
- 2:58Speaker 2: they only have one wedding hopefully, you know.
- 3:01Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't.
- 3:02Speaker 1: I know you're important to them, but I don't think
- 3:04Speaker 1: you're important enough to them to where like they would
- 3:06Speaker 1: tie that so like their whole rest of their life
- 3:10Speaker 1: they're bringing up. You know, it's our own ego. We
- 3:13Speaker 1: always think like people are more around us and more
- 3:15Speaker 1: people care.
- 3:16Speaker 2: Maybe they just want to get to like the party,
- 3:18Speaker 2: you know, I think they don't care so much about it.
- 3:21Speaker 3: No, I think you're going to do. I like the vows.
- 3:24Speaker 3: I think that's my favorite part of a wedding.
- 3:25Speaker 4: So I think you have Ah, they're writing their own
- 3:27Speaker 4: so we love that.
- 3:28Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, you're chilling, you're chilling. Okay, So before because
- 3:32Speaker 1: we have to get it. We we ended last week
- 3:36Speaker 1: with a Lime.
- 3:39Speaker 3: Teaser, a scare, you had a.
- 3:42Speaker 1: Lime scare, and we left them hanging, said we would
- 3:45Speaker 1: have an update thing that we received an update this morning.
- 3:48Speaker 1: But before I do that, would you like to know
- 3:51Speaker 1: our top four countries more tops that listen this product?
- 3:58Speaker 2: Do they have line there?
- 4:00Speaker 3: Wow?
- 4:01Speaker 1: No, well yes they do because number one is the US,
- 4:06Speaker 1: so yes they do.
- 4:08Speaker 3: Number two.
- 4:09Speaker 2: I can't believe there's five countries, Like that's crazy.
- 4:13Speaker 3: I think did I say five? I think?
- 4:15Speaker 4: Oh four?
- 4:15Speaker 2: Sorry, four.
- 4:16Speaker 1: Yeah, so number one. Obviously we already knew about Singapore.
- 4:22Speaker 1: We knew we had one strong top named Gwendolyn. But
- 4:25Speaker 1: we have three listeners in Singapore.
- 4:29Speaker 5: Okay, so our second crazy largest listening area is in
- 4:36Speaker 5: Singapore or and you can't even say it right, So
- 4:39Speaker 5: like the fact that they want to listen to this.
- 4:41Speaker 2: Where Singapore is?
- 4:42Speaker 1: Please you know what, I have two pieces of homework
- 4:46Speaker 1: for you at the end of this episode.
- 4:49Speaker 6: So I'm adding that, oh my god, it's it's an
- 4:54Speaker 6: Oh no, it's not an Oh no.
- 4:58Speaker 2: I thought it was an island, but it's not. It's
- 5:00Speaker 2: like almost an island. It's like got a little connection
- 5:03Speaker 2: right here to I guess it's.
- 5:07Speaker 4: Border is Thailand, yeah, or Malaysia.
- 5:12Speaker 2: I don't know. Okay, I see you, I see you.
- 5:15Speaker 3: Singapore, Singapore, Singapore.
- 5:19Speaker 2: You're right by the equator, bitch. It's probably hot as hell.
- 5:22Speaker 3: Yeah. And then to round out the top four.
- 5:26Speaker 1: Yeah, we only have one in either okay, but we
- 5:30Speaker 1: are worldwide, worldwide, I can say it worldwide wide. Then
- 5:35Speaker 1: comes Canada and then comes France, and let me tell
- 5:41Speaker 1: ran to the one in Canada and the one in France.
- 5:43Speaker 3: Let me say, because no, that's Italian.
- 5:51Speaker 2: How do you say thank you? And in French?
- 5:54Speaker 3: What well?
- 5:54Speaker 1: That applies to both because they're Canadians. Mercy and you
- 6:02Speaker 1: pel Klin.
- 6:04Speaker 3: My name is.
- 6:05Speaker 2: Yes, Julie Jason. Yeah, dude, Canada, I'm coming for you
- 6:15Speaker 2: because ship here is the worst.
- 6:22Speaker 3: Yeah, can we stay with you?
- 6:23Speaker 1: What kind of Please show yourself and show what kind
- 6:26Speaker 1: of home you have because we might need to please refuge.
- 6:31Speaker 2: And get me citizenship. I need to live in Canada.
- 6:35Speaker 1: I think I think we're moving and then I mean
- 6:39Speaker 1: I had I had to tease it lime.
- 6:42Speaker 2: Lime, I don't have lime.
- 6:43Speaker 3: You don't have line, and you were a little unclear.
- 6:46Speaker 3: You thought it was.
- 6:47Speaker 1: Like four rounds of antibiotics and then you dip from
- 6:51Speaker 1: line like this is.
- 6:52Speaker 3: Not the case.
- 6:52Speaker 4: It's not it. So you're like not sick anymore, per se.
- 6:56Speaker 2: But like there are different long lasting effects from lime,
- 7:00Speaker 2: as in chronic joint pain for the rest of your life.
- 7:05Speaker 2: It also can manifest and like really scary and bad
- 7:09Speaker 2: mental health issues. So it kind of and what's crazy
- 7:15Speaker 2: is like it's been around, like lime has been around
- 7:17Speaker 2: for forever.
- 7:18Speaker 4: But they what I've learned is they don't really.
- 7:20Speaker 2: Know a lot about how it affects you after you
- 7:23Speaker 2: sort of have beaten it the first time. So I
- 7:26Speaker 2: learned a lot about life.
- 7:29Speaker 3: You would choose it.
- 7:30Speaker 2: I don't really want it. I thought it was just
- 7:33Speaker 2: like an STD that you just kind of kick after.
- 7:38Speaker 3: Whatever.
- 7:39Speaker 2: But no, don't want it. Not a fan.
- 7:44Speaker 4: Did meet a couple of people here that have lime.
- 7:46Speaker 2: We got to hear their stories, their survivor stories, and
- 7:51Speaker 2: I don't want it, So don't don't. I'm not choosing it.
- 7:59Speaker 2: Don't want it.
- 8:00Speaker 3: Come for me. Don't walk in the woods.
- 8:02Speaker 2: No, I'm not well.
- 8:03Speaker 4: I won't be walking anywhere for a while.
- 8:05Speaker 3: Well, because what is the real issue?
- 8:08Speaker 2: So I went for an MRI yesterday and this I'll
- 8:11Speaker 2: talk more about that in my crash out because bitch.
- 8:14Speaker 2: But yeah, I got an alert that my report was
- 8:18Speaker 2: done after like the radiologist read it or whatever. I
- 8:21Speaker 2: don't fucking know what it says. There's a bunch of
- 8:23Speaker 2: words that like, I don't know, so I screenshot it
- 8:25Speaker 2: SI to my mom because she's the nurse, so she
- 8:27Speaker 2: could like read it, and so basically I have a
- 8:31Speaker 2: She highlighted some parts a degeneration just because I'm old,
- 8:37Speaker 2: but degeneration like my meniscus is like degenerating because I'm old,
- 8:43Speaker 2: I guess in you that's not come on degeneration. And
- 8:48Speaker 2: a tear involving the posterior horn of the meniscus, So
- 8:54Speaker 2: my horn is.
- 8:55Speaker 3: Tore of your vanchina.
- 9:00Speaker 2: Someone ripped a hole in my horn in my man
- 9:03Speaker 2: china and it's fucking painful. And then I have a
- 9:07Speaker 2: mild MCL sprain, So a mild.
- 9:11Speaker 1: Sprain playing for the NFL, like this.
- 9:14Speaker 3: Is not good.
- 9:16Speaker 2: Yeah, I was in training camp and so well, I
- 9:20Speaker 2: have a way from my actual doctor, not my mom,
- 9:23Speaker 2: to read it. And then I'm assuming he's gonna send
- 9:26Speaker 2: me to like an orthopedic somebody. But that's okay because
- 9:29Speaker 2: I already saw an orthopedic for this knee and his
- 9:32Speaker 2: name is doctor Maiziell and he's awesome, So if I
- 9:34Speaker 2: get to see him again, that would be great.
- 9:38Speaker 4: But I was reading about like treatment and you don't always.
- 9:42Speaker 2: Have to have surgery if it's not too bad. You
- 9:47Speaker 2: have to whatever, do the rice thing, rise ice whatever
- 9:55Speaker 2: I'm talking about rice.
- 9:57Speaker 1: Yeah, but you don't actually use rice, right, yeah, but
- 10:00Speaker 1: like you rise rice.
- 10:02Speaker 3: Isn't it wouldn't it be? Rest? Is cold?
- 10:12Speaker 2: Ice? Ice? Okay, all right, check ice cold, got it checked,
- 10:23Speaker 2: and elevate probably that and physical therapy, which I would
- 10:29Speaker 2: be down. I'd be down for that. Sign me up
- 10:31Speaker 2: for that, because surgery is like wild. That could be
- 10:35Speaker 2: like months of recovery, which you need.
- 10:38Speaker 3: Honestly, you're so I understand. It just grows back.
- 10:43Speaker 2: It can like repair itself if it's not too bad,
- 10:46Speaker 2: because me hobbling around on it every day is probably
- 10:48Speaker 2: making it worse.
- 10:50Speaker 1: Rest ice yeah, yeah, compression, oh, compression, elevation okay.
- 10:57Speaker 4: Yeah, so maybe they need to give me like a little.
- 10:59Speaker 3: What you're like behind your.
- 11:01Speaker 2: Put my feet behind my head, like a little like
- 11:06Speaker 2: little like brace thing, you know, better than the thing
- 11:09Speaker 2: that's stupid thing that the that the emergency room gave
- 11:13Speaker 2: me that I can't even fucking wear that they're probably
- 11:15Speaker 2: charging me five thousand dollars in America and so yeah,
- 11:24Speaker 2: so we'll see TBD. But I don't really want to
- 11:27Speaker 2: be recuperating for six months. So let's hope they're it's
- 11:31Speaker 2: not needs for dream.
- 11:34Speaker 3: Yeah, that's our next hope.
- 11:38Speaker 2: I don't have line.
- 11:39Speaker 1: So can you tell me real quick before we start,
- 11:43Speaker 1: what is a little boo boo?
- 11:44Speaker 2: Oh my god, I have. I think it's here. Actually,
- 11:48Speaker 2: you are one of the ones grown I want a
- 11:52Speaker 2: little Boo boo. So okay, I thought about this the
- 11:55Speaker 2: other day because I was ahead of the fucking game,
- 11:57Speaker 2: bro Like I sat here, I share that allowed on
- 12:03Speaker 2: this here podcast right here, and I talked about PopMart bitch.
- 12:08Speaker 2: Remember that they saw Labooboo. The things I was talking
- 12:11Speaker 2: about was la boo boos out of the box and
- 12:14Speaker 2: they didn't know what it was. That was lea boo boo.
- 12:16Speaker 2: How many months ago was that you.
- 12:17Speaker 3: Were talking about?
- 12:19Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't even know, but I was like, I
- 12:22Speaker 2: want that, Like that's so funny that people buy these
- 12:24Speaker 2: things they don't.
- 12:25Speaker 3: Know the full size like monsterbo now.
- 12:28Speaker 4: Yes, And people were pulling them out of the boxes.
- 12:30Speaker 3: So when she got the Christmas one, she just didn't want.
- 12:32Speaker 2: She didn't want to because she already had it. That's
- 12:34Speaker 2: the things that they try to get, the whole collection.
- 12:36Speaker 3: I mean, you were early on it.
- 12:37Speaker 1: I just like these people I have made it to
- 12:39Speaker 1: like grat and Cutlers asking what a lab boobo is?
- 12:42Speaker 4: You know, Yeah, I have one. It's somewhere.
- 12:46Speaker 6: I think it's here today, like being delivered like here, Well.
- 12:50Speaker 2: No, so I have a plug. I have a La
- 12:52Speaker 2: Boo Boo plug because she what she like, fiends for it,
- 13:01Speaker 2: like she likes the rush, likes the rush of trying
- 13:06Speaker 2: to get them so out of nowhere.
- 13:07Speaker 4: This is so fucking crazy, bro, because two weeks.
- 13:11Speaker 1: Ago, no, who's under there?
- 13:17Speaker 3: Okay, Ryan?
- 13:20Speaker 2: So two weeks ago I went down a little Boo
- 13:23Speaker 2: boo hole of watching people not only unbox these, but
- 13:28Speaker 2: they were showing the different collections and whatever. And just
- 13:30Speaker 2: because I'm such a sucker for marketing, I was like, wait,
- 13:33Speaker 2: like I want this right, so, like, no reason for it,
- 13:37Speaker 2: but I was like, I want it like I want
- 13:39Speaker 2: to be in on the excitement, right, I just like
- 13:42Speaker 2: I feel like I like the chase, Like I just
- 13:45Speaker 2: like the excitement of the chase. So anyway, so I
- 13:47Speaker 2: started watching all these videos and blah blah blah blah.
- 13:50Speaker 2: And then I saw that they're opening a PopMart in
- 13:52Speaker 2: my mall soon. So I was like, oh shit, this
- 13:55Speaker 2: is gonna be great. Right. I have never talked to
- 13:59Speaker 2: our friend Coke about La Booboo in my entire life.
- 14:03Speaker 3: It was a labo.
- 14:04Speaker 2: Yes. She texted me literally two days later and said
- 14:11Speaker 2: all she said, do you have a La Boobo and
- 14:14Speaker 2: I was like, no, but I want one. Like they
- 14:18Speaker 2: have a new mach what is it mac? I don't know.
- 14:21Speaker 2: I never had to say it. Is it macaron the cookie?
- 14:28Speaker 3: I think, but I say Macaroon.
- 14:30Speaker 2: Okay. So they have a Macaroon collection of like the
- 14:33Speaker 2: La Booboos, and I was like, I really like the colors.
- 14:36Speaker 2: I'm like, I want one of those. I was like,
- 14:39Speaker 2: have you seen the Macaroon ones? And she was like yeah,
- 14:42Speaker 2: but I can't get those. She's like every night I
- 14:43Speaker 2: sit here and refresh and try to get like them
- 14:46Speaker 2: is whatever.
- 14:46Speaker 4: So she's like, I'll get you one.
- 14:47Speaker 2: I'm like, well, you don't have to, Like I don't
- 14:50Speaker 2: want to make you like go out of your way
- 14:51Speaker 2: to like get this, Like I'll figure it out. She's
- 14:53Speaker 2: like she's like no, She's like I love this shit
- 14:55Speaker 2: I'm getting. I'm gonna get you one. I was like, okay,
- 14:57Speaker 2: well tell me how much it is and I'll just
- 14:59Speaker 2: vendo you or whatever. So then a couple hours later,
- 15:03Speaker 2: bing text from Coco nine PM. She's like, I got
- 15:06Speaker 2: you a laboom. It's in the Yeah, the Macaroon one
- 15:10Speaker 2: of the Macroom collections. I don't have it yet, So
- 15:14Speaker 2: now she's here getting getting la boo boos for people.
- 15:17Speaker 2: I'm not the only one that.
- 15:18Speaker 4: Has been utilizing her services.
- 15:20Speaker 2: I want I don't know, you have to like just
- 15:24Speaker 2: pick one, but a lot of times people want like
- 15:26Speaker 2: the whole collection, and so like what I've been watching
- 15:31Speaker 2: is like they'll have five out of the six for example, right,
- 15:34Speaker 2: and they're like, Okay, I have to get like this
- 15:36Speaker 2: one because there is one. Look up the secret. I
- 15:39Speaker 2: think it's called secret la boo boo. It's it's rainbow
- 15:46Speaker 2: like for Pride months. I think it's like teeth or
- 15:50Speaker 2: rainbow or something. But like that, people are always hoping
- 15:54Speaker 2: for the for the like a certain one and then
- 15:56Speaker 2: they open it. But when they do get it, it's
- 15:58Speaker 2: really exciting. But it's actually to me more funny when
- 16:00Speaker 2: they don't get it, because their crashout is hilarious.
- 16:03Speaker 3: So, but are the TikTok shop la boo boos?
- 16:07Speaker 2: So they might be the fufus is what the fake
- 16:10Speaker 2: ones are called. Okay, So I don't know how you
- 16:15Speaker 2: test the authenticity. We probably have to ask Coco. She
- 16:18Speaker 2: seems to be the expert Jesus, but she.
- 16:22Speaker 4: Will get you a lttle boo boo if you want one?
- 16:25Speaker 3: Okay, Well where do I find out? I mean, I
- 16:27Speaker 3: don't know.
- 16:28Speaker 1: I'm in drinking like it just because like Coco is
- 16:31Speaker 1: like kind of bougie and like well put together.
- 16:34Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's like I get online every night and
- 16:37Speaker 2: you have to like refresh every night.
- 16:42Speaker 3: Where is she putting them?
- 16:44Speaker 4: We might have to do I think there are some
- 16:45Speaker 4: nights where she can't get them.
- 16:48Speaker 3: We might have to have her on the podcast to
- 16:50Speaker 3: talk about her boo boo.
- 16:52Speaker 1: Also, like if we wanted to do a podcast guest
- 16:56Speaker 1: that doesn't live in the state, could we do that?
- 16:58Speaker 2: Yeah, we could probably just do it on zoom.
- 17:02Speaker 3: Do it on zoom.
- 17:03Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Okay, So anyway, so yeah, these are the booos.
- 17:08Speaker 4: I should have one. I'll show it.
- 17:09Speaker 2: To you at some point whenever I get it. But
- 17:12Speaker 2: I it like clips on your back I don't have
- 17:14Speaker 2: a bag or a purse. Maybe you can go on
- 17:16Speaker 2: my backpack. Yeah, okay, So I can't wait. I'm gonna
- 17:21Speaker 2: do it unboxing video. It's gonna be a whole thing.
- 17:24Speaker 2: Very excited.
- 17:25Speaker 4: Okay, So yeah, we have a La Boo Boo plug.
- 17:28Speaker 1: If you want do you want to go first, since
- 17:31Speaker 1: you're like, are you talking about something that you apparently love?
- 17:33Speaker 3: I mean, honestly, we can use that.
- 17:35Speaker 2: Do you want me to I'll replace, I'll move something
- 17:38Speaker 2: you want to Yeah, okaya booos will be my first one.
- 17:40Speaker 2: Do you want to go? Do you want to do
- 17:41Speaker 2: another one? Or do you want to go?
- 17:43Speaker 3: Then I'll go?
- 17:44Speaker 2: Okay, what am.
- 17:46Speaker 3: I gonna do? Okay? Love Island?
- 17:51Speaker 1: I I don't know why I watched Love Island, but
- 17:58Speaker 1: I like it and there's something about it that's addicting.
- 18:01Speaker 2: Can you give me like what the premise is? Yes,
- 18:04Speaker 2: I know it's like hot people living in a house.
- 18:06Speaker 3: But so hot.
- 18:07Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 18:07Speaker 1: But well, I first think I got into it because
- 18:11Speaker 1: last season, like everyone was talking about it on TikTok
- 18:14Speaker 1: and I had a little bit of fomo and so
- 18:16Speaker 1: I started it late and kind of was obsessed with
- 18:19Speaker 1: the people.
- 18:19Speaker 4: There's the US one now right because it started in
- 18:21Speaker 4: the UK.
- 18:22Speaker 1: Yes, so the last season was US.
- 18:26Speaker 3: This season that's on right now is US.
- 18:28Speaker 1: And I started watching to support my girl Ariana Maddox
- 18:31Speaker 1: who was cheated on in the whole scandalal thing.
- 18:33Speaker 4: Oh so they're like already celebrities that go on this
- 18:36Speaker 4: no she hosts it.
- 18:37Speaker 1: Oh, okay, so she like when I Danced with the Stars,
- 18:40Speaker 1: like after she got cheated on, she got her money up, honey,
- 18:42Speaker 1: and it was like amazing.
- 18:43Speaker 3: So I wanted to support her. She looks so hot.
- 18:46Speaker 1: She's a great host, Like she's doing an excellent job.
- 18:49Speaker 1: It used to be I think, like maybe like Lucy
- 18:53Speaker 1: Hale or someone from like what was that Pretty Little Lies?
- 18:59Speaker 2: I think, Okay, yeah, Lucy Hale.
- 19:01Speaker 3: Yeah, I think she.
- 19:03Speaker 1: Used to it or someone did, or no, maybe it
- 19:05Speaker 1: was Sarah, who's the girl who married well oh Sarah, Yeah,
- 19:10Speaker 1: maybe it was her who used to host Love Island.
- 19:12Speaker 2: Yeah, right now, it's according to Harry Porter, Sarah Hihland
- 19:16Speaker 2: hosted seasons.
- 19:17Speaker 1: Okay, so we were kind of on the right track,
- 19:19Speaker 1: Sarah Hyland. So yeah, So the premise is well, for small,
- 19:24Speaker 1: it's unlike any reality dating show that you've ever seen,
- 19:26Speaker 1: because the beginning of the season starts out with a
- 19:30Speaker 1: full on dance number by the cast.
- 19:34Speaker 3: Like they make like a music.
- 19:36Speaker 1: Video, like a very corny, cheesy music video with scenes
- 19:41Speaker 1: and like Arianna's in it, and there's dance moves and choreography,
- 19:45Speaker 1: and like, right.
- 19:45Speaker 3: When I started watching that I was like, what have
- 19:47Speaker 3: I been slipped? This is why do I watch this?
- 19:50Speaker 1: So that starts out, it's obviously they're on like an
- 19:54Speaker 1: island in Fiji or something whatever.
- 19:57Speaker 3: The house is sick.
- 19:58Speaker 1: But the premise is that you put a bunch of
- 20:03Speaker 1: hot people in a house, they couple up, and then
- 20:06Speaker 1: there's challenge.
- 20:08Speaker 4: Themselves get set up that you get.
- 20:10Speaker 1: To choose your couple right when you get there, Like
- 20:14Speaker 1: if you're interested in someone, goes stand by them type
- 20:16Speaker 1: thing and then they kind of figure it out from there.
- 20:19Speaker 1: But then once you couple up with someone, you have
- 20:21Speaker 1: to sleep in the same bed with them, so it's automatic,
- 20:24Speaker 1: like like night one, like you just got to this island.
- 20:28Speaker 1: You just coupled up with this dude, and now you
- 20:30Speaker 1: have to sleep with him every night. And the game
- 20:33Speaker 1: like is played through different ceremonies where you can switch
- 20:37Speaker 1: who you.
- 20:38Speaker 3: Want to be coupled up with. That's obviously drama. There's
- 20:41Speaker 3: games that are.
- 20:42Speaker 1: Very much messy because they have you kissing people that
- 20:45Speaker 1: are not in your couple. Sometimes I feel like I'm
- 20:47Speaker 1: watching softcore porn, Like they'll be like Blindfold and Peacock.
- 20:53Speaker 1: I really think you would like it, but I know
- 20:55Speaker 1: you won't take my recommendation, but and there's like a
- 20:59Speaker 1: lot of so it's like it takes a while to
- 21:01Speaker 1: get through. But I I find myself like not wanting
- 21:03Speaker 1: to go out because I want to watch this show.
- 21:06Speaker 1: So it's it's a wild place. The sexual stuff they
- 21:09Speaker 1: show is like a step up from normal dating shows.
- 21:13Speaker 2: Wow. Okay.
- 21:14Speaker 3: Yeah, and there's.
- 21:16Speaker 2: Lots of drums boobies.
- 21:18Speaker 3: They don't show boobies.
- 21:19Speaker 1: But like challenges will be like you know, blindfold her
- 21:23Speaker 1: or like do a strip tease in like a sexy costume.
- 21:27Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 21:27Speaker 1: It's like very It's.
- 21:29Speaker 2: Something I would like because I was definitely into like
- 21:32Speaker 2: a bachelor bachelorette for a while.
- 21:34Speaker 3: This is like more fun, way more fun.
- 21:36Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just got very repetitive.
- 21:38Speaker 1: Yeah, so I think this is gonna be right up
- 21:41Speaker 1: your alley. I don't know why I watch it, but
- 21:43Speaker 1: I do, and I'm addicted.
- 21:44Speaker 2: Maybe I need to do that. Okay, So I have
- 21:50Speaker 2: like two music ones, so I'll separate and do one
- 21:53Speaker 2: now mm hmm. And my first one, my first music one,
- 21:56Speaker 2: and this is kind of like my first repeat. I
- 21:58Speaker 2: feel like, okay, but for a different reason. The Addison
- 22:03Speaker 2: Ray album. Okay, it's called her new name Addison Gus
- 22:11Speaker 2: and I don't know what I want to say, so
- 22:19Speaker 2: I I feel like expectations were very low for this,
- 22:24Speaker 2: right and and me as a lifelong Britney Stan, I
- 22:29Speaker 2: have sort of like conversated with other people that I
- 22:33Speaker 2: know share a same love for her and devotion for
- 22:38Speaker 2: our all time queen Yea to me, well, we talked
- 22:41Speaker 2: about aisen really time, okay, But I think that it
- 22:48Speaker 2: excites me to see a new like almost like a
- 22:52Speaker 2: new generation of a Britney, right. And I think that
- 22:55Speaker 2: she is like the closest that we're going to get.
- 22:58Speaker 2: I think that Tate what Tate is there? Tate, you
- 23:02Speaker 2: can see the inspo, but like Addison, just like she
- 23:06Speaker 2: like truly like they did this. She had an album
- 23:11Speaker 2: release party and it was her. I don't know if
- 23:13Speaker 2: you saw any clips from it, but it was like
- 23:15Speaker 2: her in underwear literally just like dancing around a stage
- 23:19Speaker 2: in this like really little club in New York City
- 23:21Speaker 2: with like four dancers, right, And it just threw me
- 23:24Speaker 2: back to that time when Brittany had I think it
- 23:26Speaker 2: was in the Zone, was coming out and she did
- 23:29Speaker 2: like three clubs in one night for like this MTV
- 23:31Speaker 2: documentary and it was just like it was like her
- 23:34Speaker 2: a chair and like four and she did this like
- 23:36Speaker 2: a really quick set and just like she even had
- 23:38Speaker 2: the Brittany mike on, like Edison had the Brittany mic on.
- 23:41Speaker 4: But like it was actually on, which I was like whoa.
- 23:44Speaker 2: But like just like her like two thousands sort of
- 23:48Speaker 2: like vibe that she has. I feel like in a
- 23:51Speaker 2: lot of her like fashion choices, like it's very camp,
- 23:54Speaker 2: but it's also like she she pulls it, like her
- 23:57Speaker 2: mid drifts out all the time, like and not just
- 23:59Speaker 2: like you know where people are wearing like highwayted now,
- 24:02Speaker 2: like she got her whole ass like middle section out,
- 24:05Speaker 2: like just how Brittany used to do, you know, And
- 24:07Speaker 2: like if you listen to the album, it gives like
- 24:11Speaker 2: Blackout vibes, like and Blackout was is my favorite Brittany album,
- 24:15Speaker 2: And like it's got that really dark, heavy electronic like
- 24:20Speaker 2: pop vibe, which is different than I think you could
- 24:23Speaker 2: tell that she's definitely heavily influenced by Charlie XCX, but
- 24:27Speaker 2: I also love that like she wrote all the music,
- 24:30Speaker 2: her producer and the other writer on the entire album
- 24:32Speaker 2: are all females like these three girls got together and
- 24:35Speaker 2: just like let out this album, and the internet like
- 24:38Speaker 2: went insane about it this week.
- 24:40Speaker 3: Drive here, yes right now.
- 24:42Speaker 2: Everyone was saying like that it's the album of the year,
- 24:46Speaker 2: not I don't know we're gonna go album of the year.
- 24:48Speaker 2: But like I did not expect because her first song,
- 24:51Speaker 2: Obsessed was everyone was like cringe right like when they
- 24:55Speaker 2: came out a couple of years ago. But like I
- 24:57Speaker 2: think she like found her lane and she's doing interviews
- 24:59Speaker 2: and she's saying, how like yeah, like basically like I
- 25:02Speaker 2: realized that song flap, but I just kept writing, like
- 25:05Speaker 2: because I think everyone's thinking that, like, oh, she's just
- 25:07Speaker 2: this like manufactured like whatever, right, someone's propping her up
- 25:10Speaker 2: and like going out there whatever. But no, like she's
- 25:13Speaker 2: writing her shit, which is like crazy just because I,
- 25:17Speaker 2: you know, I don't look at her and think like,
- 25:19Speaker 2: oh whatever. But she was kind of like I wanted
- 25:22Speaker 2: to do this the whole time, but I had to
- 25:24Speaker 2: make six TikTok videos a day to like get to
- 25:26Speaker 2: a point where I could get out of the situation
- 25:28Speaker 2: I was in. Like she had a lot of money
- 25:30Speaker 2: and whatever, but she knew that this was always like
- 25:32Speaker 2: the end goal. So she was like, no one ever
- 25:34Speaker 2: asked you just assumed I was like a TikTok dance girly,
- 25:36Speaker 2: but like there was an endgame to like what I
- 25:39Speaker 2: was trying to work.
- 25:40Speaker 3: Why is she saying she's only going to give us
- 25:42Speaker 3: one album right that?
- 25:43Speaker 2: I don't know because she also kind of like left that,
- 25:46Speaker 2: so I'm like, you said that, but now you're like,
- 25:49Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 25:50Speaker 4: That's the part that's like sort of like.
- 25:52Speaker 2: Up in the air. But I watched it. She did
- 25:54Speaker 2: a couple of podcasts. She did one with quent Quinn
- 25:58Speaker 2: quent Lynn that one TikToker that was hilarious, but she
- 26:04Speaker 2: didn't like mention that again, which is really fair. I
- 26:06Speaker 2: don't know. I just I like the vibe and I
- 26:08Speaker 2: think the music is like really good, and I think
- 26:10Speaker 2: people like want to pass judgment and think it's not good,
- 26:13Speaker 2: but it's like actually quality, and I think if you're
- 26:17Speaker 2: like a Britney stand like me, you would like appreciate it.
- 26:20Speaker 2: I think, yeah, But because there were a couple people
- 26:22Speaker 2: that I talked to that were like, well, she's biting,
- 26:25Speaker 2: but like that's I feel like that's okay, Like I've
- 26:29Speaker 2: maybe because I've come to terms with like I think
- 26:32Speaker 2: it would be very difficult to get Britney back the
- 26:35Speaker 2: way that like Brittany was when we loved Brittany, right, Like,
- 26:38Speaker 2: I just she might come back and do something, but
- 26:40Speaker 2: I don't ever think it's gonna be like that, which
- 26:42Speaker 2: is really sad. So like I've sort of like accepted that,
- 26:45Speaker 2: so I'm like, Okay, well there are girls that like
- 26:48Speaker 2: saw that and grew up with that and like now
- 26:50Speaker 2: want to like like she even sites like I love
- 26:52Speaker 2: She's like in her interviews, like Adison's like I love Prince,
- 26:54Speaker 2: I love Madonna, I love whatever. And it's like, you
- 26:57Speaker 2: don't hear people that age saying that anymore, like you know,
- 27:00Speaker 2: like you don't hear early twenty year olds saying they
- 27:02Speaker 2: grew up listening to Madonna, you know. Like so it's
- 27:05Speaker 2: just I don't know. I feel like she's like channeling
- 27:08Speaker 2: that and she's killing it. So if it's fake, she's
- 27:09Speaker 2: doing a really good job. But yeah, the album's really good.
- 27:13Speaker 2: It's called you know, self titled, it's.
- 27:15Speaker 3: Called Addison her new name.
- 27:17Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 27:18Speaker 3: Wow, Okay, well I have to listen to it because it's.
- 27:20Speaker 2: Only like thirty three minutes long to of the most
- 27:23Speaker 2: of the I think four of the songs there were
- 27:26Speaker 2: already out. Two of the songs are interludes that are
- 27:30Speaker 2: about a minute long.
- 27:31Speaker 4: Okay, so really it's not that much more. You have
- 27:34Speaker 4: to diget.
- 27:35Speaker 3: Perfect maybe on my walk home.
- 27:37Speaker 2: Yeah, you can listen to it twice perfect.
- 27:42Speaker 1: I will be my music one then, And it is
- 27:45Speaker 1: just one song that I love and love and love
- 27:48Speaker 1: and I've never gotten sick of.
- 27:50Speaker 3: And it comes on shuffle a lot, and I'm not
- 27:53Speaker 3: changing it.
- 27:54Speaker 1: So the song is called Halloween by Novo Amore. Oh yeah,
- 27:59Speaker 1: So if anyone wants a new song to add to
- 28:01Speaker 1: their little playlist, we can't afford the rights to play
- 28:06Speaker 1: it for you. But the song Halloween by Novo Amore,
- 28:10Speaker 1: give it a taste.
- 28:12Speaker 2: I'm like saving it right now.
- 28:13Speaker 3: Yeah, save it of Novo. But you'll have to tell
- 28:17Speaker 3: me next time Halloween.
- 28:22Speaker 2: Okay, I'm done my.
- 28:25Speaker 4: Second music one. We'll just knock those out.
- 28:27Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 28:28Speaker 2: Is Kasha And I think that she's having such a
- 28:32Speaker 2: rebrand right now. And I went down a rabbit hole
- 28:34Speaker 2: this weekend of like watching old performances and and list
- 28:37Speaker 2: she has new music coming out, which is like the
- 28:40Speaker 2: song with Tea Pain is rough, But I'm not thinking
- 28:42Speaker 2: about that. I'm thinking about old Kesha. But even like
- 28:46Speaker 2: old I mean even her last album Eat the Acid
- 28:48Speaker 2: was like really good, which is crazy that that's the
- 28:52Speaker 2: name of it. But so and then when I was
- 28:55Speaker 2: going down, I kept watching the Grammys performance of Praying,
- 28:58Speaker 2: like over and over when she like can be like
- 29:00Speaker 2: a Bayo and Julian Michaels and like everyone around here,
- 29:04Speaker 2: and just remembering how like powerful that was. And I
- 29:07Speaker 2: just feel that like she deserves the world. And now
- 29:10Speaker 2: she has her own record label, Cusha Records. This is
- 29:13Speaker 2: she has a new album coming out I think next
- 29:15Speaker 2: month in July. She owns every piece of it. This
- 29:19Speaker 2: is the first album where she said that she like
- 29:22Speaker 2: owns her own voice, like for a while ago, for
- 29:25Speaker 2: a while she said that she didn't own the rights
- 29:26Speaker 2: to her own voice, which is like so absolutely insane.
- 29:29Speaker 2: And I was reading all these comments that are like,
- 29:32Speaker 2: you know, Cash's out here, you know, pushing, but y'all
- 29:35Speaker 2: in pain, no dust. But doctor Luke can have a
- 29:37Speaker 2: number one song like whatever, which is so fucked up,
- 29:40Speaker 2: Like why he's just I get it right. She said
- 29:44Speaker 2: some mild stuff about him he did whatever, but I
- 29:47Speaker 2: just don't. You can believe what you want, but I
- 29:49Speaker 2: just genuinely don't think he is probably a good person
- 29:51Speaker 2: to work with. And so it's like, Okay, whether everything
- 29:54Speaker 2: she said is true or not, he doesn't deserve to
- 29:57Speaker 2: like have continued success, so like, you know, it's just
- 30:02Speaker 2: like okay, Like I don't know, I feel like you
- 30:04Speaker 2: can say the same about like Screoter Brown, which I
- 30:05Speaker 2: know is different scenarios, but it's like you made some
- 30:08Speaker 2: shitty choices. You don't get to just continue to like
- 30:10Speaker 2: reap benefits of success, like as you like continue to work.
- 30:14Speaker 2: Like it just doesn't seem fair to me, you know,
- 30:17Speaker 2: but I think he like Katy Perry still works with him,
- 30:18Speaker 2: and I'm like, girl, what are you doing?
- 30:20Speaker 1: Uh? She does like we know someone who's daughter does.
- 30:23Speaker 1: And I'm like, you got to make sure crazy.
- 30:25Speaker 2: Going on right, Like check those contracts, girl, because like
- 30:28Speaker 2: if he can do something where he owned her actual voice,
- 30:32Speaker 2: like that's fucking nuts. Like yeah, so I just went
- 30:36Speaker 2: down a rabbit hole of like how amazing, like your
- 30:39Speaker 2: love is my drug, like take it off like all these.
- 30:42Speaker 1: Like yes, like everybody in your we we we should
- 30:45Speaker 1: do that video. Have you seen It's trending on TikTok.
- 30:48Speaker 2: Where like wait for Your Love is My Drug? Yes.
- 30:51Speaker 1: So it's like someone is in the background with a
- 30:53Speaker 1: mic that says the like.
- 30:54Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah.
- 30:56Speaker 1: And then somebody else steps into frame and they literally
- 30:59Speaker 1: just dead face go.
- 30:59Speaker 3: So I got a question, No, I I gotta show
- 31:07Speaker 3: you this right now.
- 31:08Speaker 2: Yes, let's do it.
- 31:09Speaker 3: How do I do my likes?
- 31:11Speaker 2: Oh? Go to your profile? Yeah?
- 31:14Speaker 1: Okay, so this is a trend. Where did I find it?
- 31:21Speaker 2: Then I ended up driving, Like I drove down to
- 31:23Speaker 2: my parents' house on Sunday and I was just like
- 31:25Speaker 2: blasting praying like it was like, it's such a driving song,
- 31:29Speaker 2: but also like when you deal with fucking narcissists, like
- 31:31Speaker 2: it's such a good song.
- 31:33Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
- 31:34Speaker 2: And that led me to a playlist of songs to
- 31:39Speaker 2: deal with a narcissist, and I'm like, this is my
- 31:41Speaker 2: favorite playlist of all times.
- 31:43Speaker 1: Wait, so every question who you were you subtweeting when
- 31:46Speaker 1: you said wrote something on your Instagram story like why
- 31:50Speaker 1: is everybody trying to fight with me?
- 31:52Speaker 2: Oh yeah?
- 31:52Speaker 4: That was the Purple Dinastasy yelling at me.
- 31:54Speaker 3: Oh okay.
- 31:55Speaker 2: I was like, what is he going through, Yeah, normally
- 32:00Speaker 2: like that's well, this is where going in a complete tangent.
- 32:03Speaker 2: But I had a situation with a I guess person
- 32:07Speaker 2: in the public. I guess you could say this weekend.
- 32:10Speaker 2: But when I got home and I was just so frustrated,
- 32:13Speaker 2: I actually like called Mike on the way home. I
- 32:14Speaker 2: was just screaming because I was just so mad, and
- 32:17Speaker 2: he was like, when I got home, He's like, where
- 32:19Speaker 2: do you want to go for dinner? I was like,
- 32:21Speaker 2: and normally I'm like, well, what do you want? Like
- 32:22Speaker 2: that's the joke is like it was. I was like,
- 32:24Speaker 2: we're going to Peppi's I need a fucking margarita, as
- 32:27Speaker 2: you should. I was like, no, I'm standing at what
- 32:29Speaker 2: I want you should.
- 32:31Speaker 3: Okay, So here's one of them.
- 32:35Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh my god. Yes, do you want
- 32:38Speaker 2: to be the serious person or do you want to
- 32:40Speaker 2: be the Yeah, yes, I want to do I want
- 32:46Speaker 2: to be that person.
- 32:48Speaker 1: We'll figure out a mic and they can figure out
- 32:50Speaker 1: someone to film it for us, because we're you're certainly
- 32:53Speaker 1: always being asked to be filmed so.
- 32:57Speaker 3: For us.
- 32:58Speaker 1: But yeah, we gotta do that trend, especially now that
- 33:00Speaker 1: we talked about it.
- 33:01Speaker 3: But you haven't memorized. Right. Oh yeah, I get a question.
- 33:04Speaker 1: Do you want to have a summer party anyways? Do
- 33:06Speaker 1: my like I make your heartbeat lit?
- 33:09Speaker 2: Is my love institution?
- 33:12Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll put my hand on my heart. Oh I
- 33:16Speaker 1: have to do that part apparently. Yeah, I know everything
- 33:20Speaker 1: to do. I make your heart beat?
- 33:22Speaker 3: Is your love my draft?
- 33:24Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 33:26Speaker 3: Is your love my draft?
- 33:28Speaker 2: Like she's just so iconic. And I feel like, like
- 33:30Speaker 2: in the in the time and place, like she had
- 33:32Speaker 2: a lot of hits, but no one like actually like
- 33:33Speaker 2: gave her her flowers kind of like yeah, yeah, honestly yeah,
- 33:37Speaker 2: it's like honestly yes. But now she's out here like
- 33:40Speaker 2: doing tours, and she's doing a world tour that she
- 33:43Speaker 2: was you know, owns and is running and I want
- 33:47Speaker 2: to try to go. We didn't get tickets for this
- 33:49Speaker 2: this like city, Hello reached out yesterday. I was not
- 33:53Speaker 2: during Pride month.
- 33:54Speaker 3: What your biggest fan ever?
- 33:58Speaker 2: Like Hello? And she's playing in Tinley like by my house,
- 34:00Speaker 2: Like this is a personal living homophobia. So yeah, no,
- 34:10Speaker 2: I She's she's still out here killing it, so good.
- 34:13Speaker 3: Fair shout out to Kesha.
- 34:15Speaker 2: You're what do I do?
- 34:17Speaker 3: What do I do?
- 34:18Speaker 1: Okay, my next one is just hydrogen peroxide, okay, because
- 34:26Speaker 1: it does so many things, yet they tell us we
- 34:29Speaker 1: mustn't use it anymore.
- 34:30Speaker 3: Like doctors are very anti hydrogen peroxide.
- 34:34Speaker 1: But from like my ar Nana's generation, like that whole
- 34:38Speaker 1: time that was everything everything. Yeah, so I feel like
- 34:42Speaker 1: it extends to like up until like maybe our generation
- 34:46Speaker 1: or whatever.
- 34:47Speaker 3: But it's because it's it works.
- 34:51Speaker 4: So I are doctors against it, do you know?
- 34:53Speaker 1: So?
- 34:53Speaker 3: Okay?
- 34:54Speaker 1: For example, from my personal example, I don't know if
- 34:59Speaker 1: I fully talked about that, but I've always wanted my
- 35:01Speaker 1: nose pierced. And so when I went to visit my
- 35:04Speaker 1: sister at college at Michigan State, I was like we
- 35:07Speaker 1: I literally walked out, had a couple of beers, walked
- 35:10Speaker 1: out of up bar, and was like, oh my god,
- 35:11Speaker 1: there's a piercing shop. Let's just do it now, Like
- 35:13Speaker 1: I've been waiting for this moment. So I pierce it
- 35:16Speaker 1: and you have to get a stud and wear it
- 35:19Speaker 1: for three months before you can do a hoop. And
- 35:21Speaker 1: I was kind of annoyed because I wanted a hoop.
- 35:23Speaker 3: But I remember even you you were like I like
- 35:25Speaker 3: the stud.
- 35:25Speaker 1: I'm like great, Yeah, So the way they put it
- 35:28Speaker 1: in like your stud behind it, like on the inside
- 35:31Speaker 1: of your nose is curved. There's no like backing. It's
- 35:34Speaker 1: just curved so that you can keep it in. Okay,
- 35:38Speaker 1: But the girl must have messed something up, like not
- 35:40Speaker 1: put a big enough stud in or what, because the
- 35:43Speaker 1: stud started getting pushed into my nose and then because
- 35:46Speaker 1: it was a fresh piercing, the skin would grow on
- 35:49Speaker 1: top of the fucking stud and your girl would have
- 35:52Speaker 1: to pop it through.
- 35:55Speaker 3: Yeah, and I know, I know, I'll never be the same.
- 36:00Speaker 2: It was like awful.
- 36:01Speaker 1: So I kept having to do that, and finally I
- 36:04Speaker 1: had my last straw after doing that because I had
- 36:06Speaker 1: gone to bed and woken up and felt and felt
- 36:09Speaker 1: that the fucking stud went in and the skin grew over.
- 36:11Speaker 3: And I said, I'm fucking done.
- 36:14Speaker 1: So I decided to pull it the other way, so
- 36:18Speaker 1: the stud through this wh Wow, because I'm so sick
- 36:24Speaker 1: of popping it through the skin forward, I was like,
- 36:26Speaker 1: I'm just gonna pull this out and fucking start over.
- 36:28Speaker 3: Okay.
- 36:29Speaker 1: So then my plan was to repierce it, like just
- 36:33Speaker 1: RePOP it through right, like the whole couldn't have grown
- 36:35Speaker 1: too much, right. What I didn't think about is the
- 36:37Speaker 1: fact that the thing was curved. So then I'm wait,
- 36:41Speaker 1: I start to pass out because there's so much blood, literally,
- 36:45Speaker 1: and so then I'm waking my boyfriend up, who sleeps
- 36:48Speaker 1: like he's i don't know, given like a tranquilizer.
- 36:52Speaker 3: So I'm shaking him, screaming.
- 36:54Speaker 1: Crying as I have blood dripping everywhere going he doesn't
- 36:58Speaker 1: wake up. He finally fucking wake up, and his way
- 37:01Speaker 1: to help is that he's gonna pop it through, and
- 37:02Speaker 1: I'm like, holy fucking shit, but again, you can't pop
- 37:05Speaker 1: something through on someone's nose with a curved needle that
- 37:08Speaker 1: like you don't know where.
- 37:10Speaker 3: The hole on the inside is. Like that's a one
- 37:12Speaker 3: person job. And so he's trying.
- 37:15Speaker 1: I'm screaming bloody murder to the point where our neighbors
- 37:18Speaker 1: definitely think he is abusive to me because he got
- 37:22Speaker 1: out his blow torch because we were trying to like
- 37:24Speaker 1: disinfects off.
- 37:26Speaker 3: There was like there was a whole scene. It was
- 37:28Speaker 3: so fucked up.
- 37:29Speaker 1: And so I said, you know what, if I lose
- 37:33Speaker 1: this hole, I will never get it repierced again, because
- 37:38Speaker 1: the fucking trauma of getting something repierced it's not meant.
- 37:43Speaker 1: So I said we're gonna save this fucking hole. And
- 37:46Speaker 1: that day I was supposed to save save my whole.
- 37:48Speaker 1: So that day we were supposed to drive back to Detroit,
- 37:51Speaker 1: where I'm from. So I'm like, all right, we got
- 37:54Speaker 1: two options here, Okay. Option number one, they're not open
- 37:59Speaker 1: right now, because this is what work. I was trying
- 38:01Speaker 1: to go to work. I said, they're not open right now.
- 38:03Speaker 1: So option number one we fall asleep because I am
- 38:08Speaker 1: exhausted from all this shit, and we call a piercing
- 38:13Speaker 1: place when we wake up. Or option number two is
- 38:16Speaker 1: we find a piercing place in Michigan that will be
- 38:19Speaker 1: able to help me fix it. And so that's what
- 38:22Speaker 1: we went with. So I stuffed an earring in it
- 38:25Speaker 1: that was straight with no back, a big turquoise earing
- 38:29Speaker 1: I looked too ridiculous, laid down.
- 38:31Speaker 3: We made it ten minutes before seven to this place.
- 38:35Speaker 1: That my friend's mom recommended because she just pierced her nose.
- 38:38Speaker 3: She's like, ask for Tyler. So I go there.
- 38:41Speaker 1: The only thing is my boyfriend's like, before we go in,
- 38:45Speaker 1: I personally think you should lie and say that you
- 38:47Speaker 1: have had it in for three months so that we
- 38:50Speaker 1: don't have to go through that again, okay, And I'm like, okay, fine,
- 38:55Speaker 1: So I tell the guy, I've had it in for
- 38:57Speaker 1: three months, just put a ring in it.
- 38:59Speaker 3: Good. I never wanted to deal with that again. He
- 39:02Speaker 3: told me. The reason that you're not supposed to do
- 39:03Speaker 3: that is.
- 39:05Speaker 1: Something about like the hole isn't curved or it doesn't
- 39:08Speaker 1: make which that's not true.
- 39:09Speaker 3: The real reason why they don't want you to do
- 39:11Speaker 3: that is.
- 39:12Speaker 1: Because this gets dirty and it spins, and so it's
- 39:16Speaker 1: easily infected. Literally literally, that's why you're not supposed to
- 39:22Speaker 1: do that. Don't recommend. But I am already stuck with
- 39:24Speaker 1: this fucking ring. So it's getting infected. It's getting infected.
- 39:28Speaker 1: I'm doing all the things. I'm buying special stuff. I'm
- 39:31Speaker 1: salin like this that I'm keeping it so clean. I'm like,
- 39:33Speaker 1: I'm gonna be the first person ever to be able
- 39:35Speaker 1: to fucking come out on the other side and the
- 39:39Speaker 1: only thing that works. Shout out to my friend Laura,
- 39:43Speaker 1: who said she infected one of her ear pierced things
- 39:45Speaker 1: because they tell you do not was hydrogen peroxide, and
- 39:50Speaker 1: she like, the reason they say that, I guess is
- 39:53Speaker 1: because like it could irritate or damage the skin. Around
- 39:56Speaker 1: it and make it take longer to heal. But like
- 39:59Speaker 1: when it's infected, like you have to get the infection
- 40:01Speaker 1: out or whatever. So the only thing that has helped
- 40:04Speaker 1: me I bought this awesome solution that I can also
- 40:07Speaker 1: chease on a different one. But it has literally been
- 40:10Speaker 1: when it gets infected, popping it with a needle, a
- 40:15Speaker 1: disinfected needle, pouring it on.
- 40:18Speaker 3: And then it completely goes away.
- 40:19Speaker 1: And I will say, the time in between it getting
- 40:21Speaker 1: affected infected is growing exponentially, so I think I'm gonna
- 40:26Speaker 1: be okay soon.
- 40:27Speaker 2: So it's just always going to get infected.
- 40:29Speaker 1: Not always like they say it can take like it
- 40:32Speaker 1: can take up to like a year to heal, you
- 40:34Speaker 1: know what I mean. So like that's why the stud
- 40:37Speaker 1: for three months keeping everything out of there. It heals
- 40:40Speaker 1: really quick, so it's not always going to get infected,
- 40:43Speaker 1: god willing. But it's just like like I haven't had
- 40:46Speaker 1: it infected in like over a month, so that's but
- 40:51Speaker 1: that's been the only thing.
- 40:52Speaker 3: Also, when you got water in your ear, hydrogen peroxide, motherfucker.
- 40:55Speaker 1: I'm sorry, even though and then Dennis will probably say
- 40:59Speaker 1: it clears out too much. I don't know, but I
- 41:00Speaker 1: gotta I gotta just say that has been the only
- 41:02Speaker 1: saving grace.
- 41:03Speaker 3: Ral said, have a big fucking infected No, so.
- 41:07Speaker 2: Lose your nose, you'll give Michael Jackson.
- 41:09Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, that is what will happen.
- 41:11Speaker 1: Yes, I'm going to lose my nose and look like
- 41:13Speaker 1: Michael Jackson. Yes, yes, what's your next one?
- 41:18Speaker 2: I don't know if you do my food one because
- 41:20Speaker 2: I'm really disgusted, so maybe I'll do the other one.
- 41:24Speaker 2: And this isn't even because this is a company partner,
- 41:28Speaker 2: but shouts out to Capital One. Okay, And I'll say
- 41:30Speaker 2: this right now because I have a Capital One card.
- 41:34Speaker 2: I use that for everything that I can't do on
- 41:37Speaker 2: my debit card, which is a lot of things. And
- 41:40Speaker 2: I didn't realize that the more money that I spend
- 41:47Speaker 2: or however I and crewe this money with your card, yeah,
- 41:53Speaker 2: is I get a certain amount of cash put into
- 41:57Speaker 2: my Amazon account. So like I went in there the
- 42:01Speaker 2: other day because I had to buy my dad's Father's
- 42:04Speaker 2: Day present, and it was like, how do you want
- 42:06Speaker 2: to pay? So I went to go change and it
- 42:08Speaker 2: was like, you have like hundreds of dollars in my
- 42:13Speaker 2: Amazon account that I just got from Capitol one, and
- 42:15Speaker 2: I was like, first, it's because I want that.
- 42:20Speaker 3: You know, your points are cash back, so you can
- 42:22Speaker 3: also just get cash.
- 42:24Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I see that option, but it's more in
- 42:26Speaker 2: my Amazon. So I was like, well, I'm just gonna
- 42:28Speaker 2: order some stuff on Amazon. Yeah, and then just use
- 42:30Speaker 2: my points for that.
- 42:31Speaker 3: Bitch, I literally told you, look at.
- 42:33Speaker 4: What you're but no, no one went to Amazon like
- 42:37Speaker 4: that's crazy.
- 42:38Speaker 3: Well yeah, give cards cash.
- 42:39Speaker 1: You can book rental cars with points, you can book
- 42:42Speaker 1: hotel rooms.
- 42:43Speaker 2: Yeah. So I was like hell, yeah, so I like
- 42:46Speaker 2: have ordered by three different orders from Amazon. I haven't
- 42:49Speaker 2: paid real money for any of it. I've used my points.
- 42:53Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I told you you guys, he doesn't.
- 42:56Speaker 2: Listen to me.
- 42:58Speaker 4: I thought it was for like travel. I didn't like that.
- 43:02Speaker 1: I literally told you no, because you wouldn't need one
- 43:04Speaker 1: for travel.
- 43:06Speaker 3: Like, so I have three cards.
- 43:07Speaker 1: One is with United and with Miles. That's like all
- 43:11Speaker 1: I need because then when you pay for shit on
- 43:13Speaker 1: the flight or whatever, you get extra miles whatever, Like
- 43:16Speaker 1: that makes sense. Then I have two that are points
- 43:19Speaker 1: for cash back okay, and those are legit cash back.
- 43:22Speaker 1: Like I just paid off one of my cards but
- 43:24Speaker 1: still had ninety dollars cash back and I can either
- 43:27Speaker 1: just use that for something else or whatever, or if
- 43:32Speaker 1: I check out on Amazon. But yeah, no, no, no, like.
- 43:34Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, oh, because it doesn't give it,
- 43:37Speaker 2: like you have to go in to change it to
- 43:38Speaker 2: see the option. But I was like, wait, let me
- 43:41Speaker 2: hit on and then it just cashed out.
- 43:42Speaker 3: I was like, girl, hello, welcome.
- 43:45Speaker 1: Shit, Okay, you need to go check your card for
- 43:48Speaker 1: what the other benefits you have, because no, I'm serious,
- 43:51Speaker 1: because you might get subscription services that you're already paying for.
- 43:56Speaker 4: It gets to our music festival, right.
- 43:58Speaker 3: Our iHeartRadio music festival.
- 44:00Speaker 1: No, like, seriously check it because I told you this
- 44:02Speaker 1: years ago. But you're like, oh, okay, you don't listen
- 44:05Speaker 1: to me.
- 44:06Speaker 2: But yeah, thank you Capital One for my free Amazon shopping.
- 44:09Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that's what points are for.
- 44:12Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I'm like if I have to plan
- 44:14Speaker 1: these fucking like trips or bachelorettes or whatever, like I'm
- 44:17Speaker 1: putting everything on my card.
- 44:20Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, why not?
- 44:21Speaker 1: You know, I mean it's hard to get the money
- 44:23Speaker 1: back a lot of the time, but yeah, I get
- 44:25Speaker 1: a lot of points.
- 44:26Speaker 2: It's worth it. Yeah, you know. Finally, my dad something.
- 44:30Speaker 3: Yeah, Carl, Hello, I love that you finally figured it out.
- 44:35Speaker 3: I wish someone had.
- 44:36Speaker 2: Told you years ago.
- 44:38Speaker 1: I know where it was everyone, Okay, And my last
- 44:42Speaker 1: is a lip gloss recommendation because I truly have not
- 44:46Speaker 1: found this perfect of a lip gloss. And my friend
- 44:50Speaker 1: Allie shout out, she's a top. She got me my
- 44:53Speaker 1: favorite lip glass of all time. It is the Ali
- 44:57Speaker 1: aoh A M hold on, it's aoli.
- 45:03Speaker 3: It's aoli. You just rub it on.
- 45:06Speaker 1: It's the al a O l e h Henrickson h
- 45:12Speaker 1: E n R I c k s O N. I
- 45:14Speaker 1: think I know if it's Heinrixen or Henriksen, but.
- 45:19Speaker 3: Heinro oh heinrich Son. But it is the power pyalouronic ass.
- 45:25Speaker 1: It is the pout Preserve lip treatment, and it is
- 45:28Speaker 1: the best lip gloss. I don't know if she got
- 45:30Speaker 1: me a specific color. It's kind of like a berry
- 45:33Speaker 1: color with a gold top. But this lip gloss is
- 45:36Speaker 1: my favorite lip glass I have ever put on these
- 45:40Speaker 1: little lepies and just had to share the love. And
- 45:44Speaker 1: then my crash out or thing that we don't need
- 45:49Speaker 1: is when a show does the tonight on feature.
- 45:52Speaker 3: Okay, I don't need to know what I'm about. You're
- 45:55Speaker 3: almost spoiling it for me. I don't want to know
- 45:57Speaker 3: what I'm about to watch.
- 45:59Speaker 1: You can do a at the end of the episode
- 46:01Speaker 1: next week on, but when I'm watching a show that
- 46:05Speaker 1: I'm about to watch, I don't want to know what's
- 46:07Speaker 1: happening about.
- 46:08Speaker 3: I'm already here, so stop it. Knock it off.
- 46:12Speaker 1: I don't like it, and I do have homework for you. Okay,
- 46:16Speaker 1: two pieces of homework. You guys be my witness. First
- 46:20Speaker 1: is I want you to do that good night trend
- 46:23Speaker 1: to a straight man in your life.
- 46:27Speaker 3: It's where you call a straight man to call him.
- 46:30Speaker 1: Call a straight man and when they're like hey, and
- 46:33Speaker 1: you're like hey, you say I'm just calling to say
- 46:36Speaker 1: good night.
- 46:37Speaker 3: I hope you sleep well. So you have to pick a.
- 46:41Speaker 2: Straight to Okay, I'll figure it out.
- 46:44Speaker 1: It could be Mariss, it could be no, you do okay,
- 46:48Speaker 1: just hey, and then I just wanted to say good
- 46:50Speaker 1: night and then they're like what, it's really funny, So
- 46:56Speaker 1: I really need you to do it. I My second
- 46:59Speaker 1: is I need you to link learn about Singapore because
- 47:02Speaker 1: and teach both of us, because I'll come.
- 47:04Speaker 4: Back with the report. We'll bring back geography, Chase, it's it's.
- 47:08Speaker 3: Always it never went away on here.
- 47:10Speaker 1: But my point is is, if they're gonna be one
- 47:12Speaker 1: of our top four countries of listeners, we have three
- 47:15Speaker 1: people from Singapore.
- 47:17Speaker 2: That's crazy. Yeah, I'm gonna I'll use this week to
- 47:19Speaker 2: really engulf myself in the culture. I'll come up with
- 47:22Speaker 2: some monuments, maybe, some fun facts, yes, please, some travel
- 47:26Speaker 2: destination yes, yeah. When we do our first live podcast
- 47:29Speaker 2: tour in Singapore.
- 47:31Speaker 1: Yes, Singapore, Singapore, Singapore, Singapore.
- 47:37Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I can do a little report. I'll do
- 47:39Speaker 2: a little port on that.
- 47:40Speaker 3: Please do report on that.
- 47:42Speaker 1: I found someone who will film for us at some
- 47:48Speaker 1: point when we want to do a special episode.
- 47:50Speaker 3: And then do we think that Peppi's like is an option?
- 47:55Speaker 2: Yeah, we could do it every we want there could
- 47:57Speaker 2: we do.
- 47:58Speaker 3: A live like do you know how to set up
- 47:59Speaker 3: a live broadcast at Puppies?
- 48:01Speaker 6: I think so. I did our whole tour. I feel
- 48:04Speaker 6: like I could do that, right, I like know you
- 48:07Speaker 6: could do that way? I just I think so.
- 48:09Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 48:10Speaker 3: I just something to think.
- 48:12Speaker 2: About because we're gonna do I told you we're gonna
- 48:14Speaker 2: do well, you're hearing your first podcast. We're gonna do
- 48:17Speaker 2: sync with a mile there.
- 48:18Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, okay, decided I'm going to get everyone a
- 48:26Speaker 1: car service.
- 48:26Speaker 2: Yeah, uh huh, so that everyone can drink. So we're
- 48:29Speaker 2: going to get everyone their own car service for the day.
- 48:33Speaker 2: I mean to pick you up and take.
- 48:36Speaker 3: You period as you should. I'm finally being treated the
- 48:39Speaker 3: way that I should be treated. I'm Margarita in a car.
- 48:42Speaker 2: She's so pissed because I'm like, no, you have to
- 48:43Speaker 2: be here at six to like start work, and she's like,
- 48:47Speaker 2: she's like, no, one's going to be here. I was like, bitch,
- 48:49Speaker 2: they will come out for this drunk.
- 48:53Speaker 3: In the morning. Yeah, yes, us drunk at nine am?
- 48:57Speaker 2: Right, but yeah, no, we could do a live one. Okay,
- 49:02Speaker 2: let's pick it, let's figure it out.
- 49:04Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that would be before sincod my own.
- 49:06Speaker 2: Yeah, we're a year away.
- 49:09Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean this is episode I don't know, maybe
- 49:12Speaker 1: episode fifty.
- 49:14Speaker 3: This is eighteen. Oh yeah, because it's top five.
- 49:17Speaker 2: Yeah, big fifty, big old fitty right, I mean, like,
- 49:21Speaker 2: what is like eight wait, what is fifty minus eighteen?
- 49:26Speaker 2: I love just figuring this out now, So thirty two
- 49:28Speaker 2: weeks from now.
- 49:31Speaker 6: January oh wow, okay, hey, it's something to work forward to.
- 49:38Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, yeah, or maybe we'll do.
- 49:41Speaker 2: Like we'll figure it out like half way to fifty
- 49:47Speaker 2: or something like every twenty five we do a live one.
- 49:50Speaker 3: Is that too much live? Is there?
- 49:53Speaker 1: So?
- 49:53Speaker 2: Is there such thing?
- 49:55Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 49:56Speaker 1: Okay, we could try it twenty five. Yeah, when it
- 49:59Speaker 1: is twenty five to us, it's okay, we're at eighteen.
- 50:02Speaker 1: Now there's people in their cars like you guys are idiots.
- 50:06Speaker 1: Seven weeks from now, I'm much to be. It's Lalapalooza.
- 50:13Speaker 4: Yep, Saturday, July twenty six.
- 50:21Speaker 1: One.
- 50:21Speaker 2: Oh wait yeah maybe wait, well, so why is it
- 50:23Speaker 2: telling me a Saturday? Yeah, it's the next one. So
- 50:27Speaker 2: it's the weekend before Lalapalooza, which is fine. Yeah, a
- 50:31Speaker 2: little birthday party for you, a little early birth.
- 50:33Speaker 3: If you want to.
- 50:34Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be great. Okay, do you want me
- 50:38Speaker 2: to do my last one?
- 50:40Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 50:40Speaker 2: My crash out my last one.
- 50:44Speaker 6: Oh both of us are.
- 50:51Speaker 2: Oh my snack pretzel Chris, which I know is not new, okay,
- 50:56Speaker 2: but they have a new a new flavor.
- 50:58Speaker 3: Okay, Pretzel Chris, and.
- 51:00Speaker 2: It's everything but the bagel seasoning on the pretzel Cris
- 51:04Speaker 2: oh my gosh, so fine.
- 51:08Speaker 3: Trader Joe's like coined everything but the bagel seasoning. Go
- 51:11Speaker 3: to Trader Joe.
- 51:12Speaker 2: No, I've had this seasoning before, but I've never had
- 51:15Speaker 2: it on a pretzel.
- 51:15Speaker 3: Cris but they have everything but the bagel chips. They
- 51:19Speaker 3: have everything but the bagel.
- 51:20Speaker 2: Now I'm locked in, Like now I need to go
- 51:22Speaker 2: try everything, everything but the bagel.
- 51:26Speaker 3: Everything but the bagel.
- 51:29Speaker 2: Okay, but yeah, so and then I got fancy, and
- 51:32Speaker 2: then I bought some cream cheese, so now I'm like
- 51:34Speaker 2: putting cream cheese on the pretzel. Yes, and now pretzel.
- 51:40Speaker 2: Chris shouts out, thank you for everything but the bagel
- 51:42Speaker 2: season flavor, and finally my crash out. It has to
- 51:47Speaker 2: be just trying to navigate insurance as an adult. I
- 51:54Speaker 2: had to go through three different places to get an
- 51:56Speaker 2: MRI because they're not in my shitty shitty network that
- 51:59Speaker 2: this place gives me when I went there yesterday, and
- 52:04Speaker 2: I feel like the most annoying part is that these
- 52:06Speaker 2: people just assume that you know the process, right, Like,
- 52:09Speaker 2: I get there, stay for my MRI. She takes me
- 52:11Speaker 2: back there, she puts like the gown on the bench,
- 52:16Speaker 2: and she she's like all right, you can just put
- 52:17Speaker 2: everything in the in the locker and I'll come get you,
- 52:20Speaker 2: like okay, cool. I was like, do I have to
- 52:21Speaker 2: put that on? She's like, oh no, you have shorts on.
- 52:23Speaker 2: You're good. I'm like, then why did you take it out?
- 52:25Speaker 2: Like you know, like it's just like things like that.
- 52:27Speaker 2: And then I have to lay in the little thing
- 52:28Speaker 2: and she's I was like, well, what do I do
- 52:29Speaker 2: with my arms? And she's like, well, you can put
- 52:32Speaker 2: them wherever. I was like, well, do I CAMPU with
- 52:34Speaker 2: them wherever? Because I'm gonna fit in this tube if
- 52:35Speaker 2: I have my arms like out like this, like you know,
- 52:38Speaker 2: like tell me what to do, like I've never done
- 52:40Speaker 2: this before, you know, like like I would never assume
- 52:43Speaker 2: that you know how to take an MRI like I,
- 52:46Speaker 2: you know, like I don't know how like whatever. And
- 52:48Speaker 2: then I'm like leaving and she gives me a CD.
- 52:50Speaker 2: She's like, I'm burning you a CD. I was like, okay,
- 52:53Speaker 2: do I give this to my doctor? And she's like yeah,
- 52:55Speaker 2: I'm like okay, like no one told me to do that.
- 52:58Speaker 2: So then I'm like walking out this CD and I'm like,
- 53:00Speaker 2: so I called my duchess offica, Well I have the CD,
- 53:02Speaker 2: like do I need to bring it by? She's like,
- 53:03Speaker 2: we don't read CD's. I'm like, what the fuck do
- 53:06Speaker 2: I do with the CD? Right? So then I'm like,
- 53:09Speaker 2: well what happened. She's like, well, they're supposed to read
- 53:11Speaker 2: it and send over the report. I was like, well
- 53:13Speaker 2: she didn't say that. So then I go back in
- 53:16Speaker 2: and be like does someone read this or like they're like, yeah,
- 53:18Speaker 2: are radiologists to read it? And we're gonnaffects it to
- 53:20Speaker 2: your doctor? I'm like, then why did you give me
- 53:22Speaker 2: the CD?
- 53:23Speaker 3: Like I don't want because they want you to have
- 53:25Speaker 3: a copy of it. But she's not describing anything.
- 53:27Speaker 2: No, like no one in any step of the way.
- 53:30Speaker 2: It was like this is how you do this right?
- 53:32Speaker 2: Like yeah, And so I just look like a big idiot.
- 53:34Speaker 2: But it's like I don't know what I'm doing, Like.
- 53:37Speaker 3: No, you can.
- 53:38Speaker 2: Someone like show like tell me how to MRI Like
- 53:42Speaker 2: I don't know, like you know what I mean? Like
- 53:46Speaker 2: it's just like it's so stupid, Like I used always
- 53:48Speaker 2: think growing up that like okay, you have insurance, like
- 53:50Speaker 2: you just you know, you go wherever you want and
- 53:53Speaker 2: it just pays a portion of it, right, like this
- 53:55Speaker 2: magical world. It's like, no, I can't go to Northwestern
- 53:59Speaker 2: because it's not in plate like Northwestern. It's like the
- 54:02Speaker 2: biggest thing in this entire like area. But I can't
- 54:07Speaker 2: go to anywhere Northwest, Like huh.
- 54:09Speaker 1: I have to go get my titty squeezed for a mammogram,
- 54:12Speaker 1: and I I just know I'm gonna hear no, you're
- 54:14Speaker 1: not here.
- 54:15Speaker 3: We don't squeeze them here.
- 54:16Speaker 2: It's crazy.
- 54:17Speaker 1: And then they're like the wait lists are really long.
- 54:19Speaker 1: I'm like, for my mammogram, that's like could be life saving.
- 54:23Speaker 2: But now they're out here saying everyone's got to go
- 54:24Speaker 2: to mammogram. No one can get a.
- 54:27Speaker 1: And then they're like, well there is one guy who's private.
- 54:30Speaker 1: He does it out of his office. I'm like, perfect,
- 54:31Speaker 1: send me his number. Money's no object. They do only
- 54:34Speaker 1: take Blue Cross, and what do I have United?
- 54:37Speaker 3: So I'm like, fuck, that's different for me.
- 54:39Speaker 2: It's okay. Well, also I think I have Blue Cross,
- 54:41Speaker 2: but I have some weird ass fuck so can.
- 54:43Speaker 3: I use yours?
- 54:45Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know, Like you're getting a mammogram, and
- 54:48Speaker 1: I'll sneak in there and figure out if there's anything
- 54:50Speaker 1: wrong because I read risk I'm supposed to get one.
- 54:53Speaker 3: I was supposed to give one four years ago.
- 54:55Speaker 2: Oh girl, when did you get you a memory?
- 54:57Speaker 1: I know, but it's like overwhelming, and they're like they're
- 55:00Speaker 1: like it's so long, and.
- 55:01Speaker 2: Well now I'm like a pro at the portal, so
- 55:04Speaker 2: now I can like go in and like look at
- 55:05Speaker 2: the portal to like see where I can help you.
- 55:08Speaker 2: But like, bitch, like why is this so fucking hard?
- 55:11Speaker 2: Another reason, I don't know if they deal with this
- 55:13Speaker 2: in Canada. But at least it's free healthcare in Canada,
- 55:15Speaker 2: So at least maybe if I wasn't like I'm not
- 55:17Speaker 2: paying out the ass to get treated like shit, then
- 55:20Speaker 2: maybe I wouldn't feel so bad about it, you know
- 55:22Speaker 2: what I'm saying, Like, so fuck you, just fuck you
- 55:29Speaker 2: healthcare system.
- 55:31Speaker 1: I really do wish we had a video of that
- 55:32Speaker 1: for social I should have broughted my phone up and
- 55:35Speaker 1: gotten that. Maybe I'll just do a screen recording.
- 55:40Speaker 2: And use the I wudo of me saying fuck you.
- 55:43Speaker 1: Just like of the whole rant, because it's relatable, like
- 55:46Speaker 1: I don't know how to MRI. I don't know how
- 55:48Speaker 1: to mammogram, right, you know, right.
- 55:50Speaker 2: Like like like do they just think like you're just like,
- 55:53Speaker 2: how do you know when to whip your titty out?
- 55:55Speaker 1: Right?
- 55:55Speaker 2: But you know what I mean, Like I feel like
- 55:57Speaker 2: if it was me, I would just walk in and they'd.
- 55:59Speaker 3: Be like they'd already be out, and I would go
- 56:03Speaker 3: there without.
- 56:04Speaker 2: A shirt, like you know, like my tits are out
- 56:06Speaker 2: all right.
- 56:07Speaker 3: We gotta go figure it out. Bye,