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Phone Tap: Botanical Blasphemy · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Do you wy away? In the city, Is there any
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  Speaker 2: place you could ever catch a break to be alone
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  Speaker 2: with your thoughts surrounded by nature and all her beauty
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  Speaker 2: in the city? Yeah, I mean park as long as
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  Speaker 2: you well, for some it's called the botanical garden. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: a lot of places have them, and a lot of
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  Speaker 2: work goes into making them as gorgeous and serene as
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  Speaker 2: they are. Absolutely, and so today we're going to ruin
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  Speaker 2: all of that. What what do you mean at least
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  Speaker 2: over the phone when we call the curator and tell
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  Speaker 2: her on her day off that I'm the new grounds
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  Speaker 2: crew guy and I made some esthetic changes to spruce
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  Speaker 2: it up in your phone tap right now a weekday
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  Speaker 2: mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi is this Crystal? It
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  Speaker 2: is this is this You're the curator of the botanical gardens, right,
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  Speaker 2: I just I am. I have a couple of questions
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  Speaker 2: for you?
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  Speaker 3: How did you get this number?
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  Speaker 2: This is?
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  Speaker 3: What's a ticket office?
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm not a customer. I work here.
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean you work here?
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  Speaker 2: Who is this? I'm Matt. I'm on the ground staff,
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  Speaker 2: the ground staff.
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  Speaker 3: Neil is Neil is the head of the ground staff.
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  Speaker 2: Right. Yeah, no, he's off today.
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  Speaker 3: So you mean he's off. We're closed Tuesday through Sunday.
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  Speaker 3: It's Monday, right, So who is this now?
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  Speaker 2: I'm Matt with the ground staff. So I just figured
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  Speaker 2: i'd come in when it was closed and take care
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  Speaker 2: of some stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Did Neil say that was okay? I don't think you're
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  Speaker 3: supposed to be in there on a day off. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: I've never heard of that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a new hire, so I just wanted to be proactive.
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  Speaker 2: So I can't here a.
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  Speaker 3: New hire, but I'm supposed to be aware of every
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  Speaker 3: new hire that comes in here.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, please just let me explain. Okay, what do you
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  Speaker 2: need to I've been in here weeding for like two
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  Speaker 2: hours by myself.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, weedd buy yourself. You should not absolutely not be
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  Speaker 3: by yourself. You need to stop weeding.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I mean, okay, I can stop, but I've already
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  Speaker 2: been so you're telling.
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  Speaker 3: Me you just showed up at the botanical garden and
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  Speaker 3: started weeding.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I've never seen weeds like these before. They're
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  Speaker 2: not weeds, kind of weird.
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean they're weird? Their plants, they're they're maw,
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  Speaker 3: it's ferns, it's flowers.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I just climbed the fence to get in.
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  Speaker 2: But you really should take better care.
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  Speaker 3: So you're telling you absolutely were not let in. You're
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  Speaker 3: probably not in New highre.
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  Speaker 2: Neil said it was okay.
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  Speaker 3: Neil did not say it was okay, Neild, No, it's wordy.
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  Speaker 2: Well okay, he didn't say it was okay. But I
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  Speaker 2: texted him and he didn't respond, so oh so we.
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  Speaker 3: Did it respond? So you just randomly went it. Do
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  Speaker 3: you ever work for us? Because I've never heard of you.
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  Speaker 3: Neil has never brought you up, and now you're in
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  Speaker 3: in my garden ruining everything.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not ruining everything, I'm making it better. Because there
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  Speaker 2: was this whole hillside of these big yellow and red
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  Speaker 2: weeds and I just want to get.
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  Speaker 3: Rid of them. Oh my god, you have got to
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  Speaker 3: be kidding me. Don't stop what you're doing.
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  Speaker 2: Get out of there, Okay, well, get out of it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm stopping. I'm not touching anything now. But I've already
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  Speaker 2: pulled out like seventy of these things.
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  Speaker 3: And you know what, now, I don't even know who
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  Speaker 3: you are. Now you're going to put them all back
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  Speaker 3: for free?
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  Speaker 2: You want to put the weeds back in?
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  Speaker 3: How do you not know the difference between a weed
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  Speaker 3: and a flower? How do you not know?
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  Speaker 2: So they look kind of weedy?
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  Speaker 3: Weedy? Are you kidding me? You're a moron? Okay, an idiot.
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  Speaker 2: You know this is my first day. Don't you think
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  Speaker 2: you should maybe be a little bit easier on me?
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  Speaker 3: No, I shouldn't be going easier on you. You absolutely should
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  Speaker 3: not be breaking up plants from a potanical garden.
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  Speaker 2: All right? Oh look, I get you're angry, and everything.
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  Speaker 3: Doesn't even begin to describe it. I've spend years putting
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  Speaker 3: this together.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm still going to get paid for this, right.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, you look here? Are you kidding me? You're already paid?
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  Speaker 3: Don't Luis and all? Are you on drugs?
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  Speaker 2: I mean some of your weeds did smell a little
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  Speaker 2: bit funky, so I don't know, maybe that's their fault.
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  Speaker 3: This is really special. When I talk to Neil. I
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  Speaker 3: promise you you are never going to step foot on
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  Speaker 3: another botanical garden. You're not going to work in gardening.
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  Speaker 3: You're not going to lay molt, You're not even going
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  Speaker 3: to shovel off someone's grass. Okay, you got it, you
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  Speaker 3: got it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Is this a bad time to tell you that
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  Speaker 2: I did go to the bathroom in the grass?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm not going to scoop it up
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  Speaker 2: or anything. You are you said I shouldn't touch it.
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  Speaker 3: Guessie's out of there.
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  Speaker 2: I just feel like you should be thanking me because
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  Speaker 2: the fish in the pond, well, the fish in the
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  Speaker 2: pond were so hungry. I gave him my Cheetos.
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  Speaker 3: The fish so long.
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  Speaker 2: I do think I should be reimbursed for the bag.
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  Speaker 2: It was like a dollar ninety nine.
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  Speaker 3: You shove it up your eyes. Who'd go somewhere and
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  Speaker 3: take it and pulls out weeds from a garden and
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  Speaker 3: beat somestino?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, a guy named Jeff who works on the radio,
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  Speaker 2: sounds like he might do that. Who ja from? You know,
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  Speaker 2: Jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
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  Speaker 2: that's doing this prank? Call on you?
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  Speaker 3: What do you what do you mean.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you're on the radio right now, one of
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  Speaker 2: your radio I'm serious, one of your garden board members.
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  Speaker 2: James set you up for a phone tab. That's what
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  Speaker 2: this is.
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  Speaker 3: Are you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm serious. I'm nowhere near your garden. I promise I
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  Speaker 2: didn't touch anything.
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  Speaker 3: My bands are pulsing from my neck right now. I
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  Speaker 3: can't believe that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but James asked us to do this. He said,
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  Speaker 2: it's been hard to keep good groundskeepers around lately, so
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  Speaker 2: we wanted us to prank you during your day off.
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  Speaker 2: My god, I mean, I do feel a little bit
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  Speaker 2: bad because I did actually poop in the grass in there, But.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I hope he did it.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's fertilizer, right. You could reimburse me for
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  Speaker 2: that if you want, I will.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna send you the bill. I'm gonna send you
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  Speaker 3: the bill.
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  Speaker 1: Wake up every morning, man, weekday morning. When Brooke and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning