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Phone Tap: A.L.A.N Gets Angry · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred. It's happened to
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  Speaker 1: all of us before. You're in a heated argument with
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  Speaker 1: someone and then get totally flattened by a sick burn.
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  Speaker 1: Oh damn, bros. Don't be ashamed of who you are.
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  Speaker 1: That's your parents job burn. I didn't get it. It
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  Speaker 1: wasn't hot enough of a bird. Okay, that was a
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  Speaker 1: mild we'll explain it. It's embarrassing when it happens person
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  Speaker 1: to person. Just imagine how shameful it must feel when
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  Speaker 1: it's robot to person. That's right. We cranked up the
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  Speaker 1: old smart Ai robot to troll one guy who's just
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  Speaker 1: trying to pay off his medical bill. Oh got instead
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  Speaker 1: he gets sick burned. It's your phone tap right now. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: my name's Ophelia Colin from such medical. Is this Chase
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  Speaker 1: bar Yes? This is Chase. Oh hi, Chase, how are
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  Speaker 1: you today? I'm doing all right, thanks, sobout yourself. Thanks
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  Speaker 1: for asking. I'm great. We received a voicemail saying you'd
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  Speaker 1: like to pay off the rest of the charges. Is
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  Speaker 1: that correct? It is correct? Yes? Oh great, okay, so
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  Speaker 1: I'm just going to get that handled now by Alan.
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  Speaker 1: Uh who's that? Oh sorry, it's not a who, I
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  Speaker 1: guess Alan. It's our automated landline accountant numerologists. It's like
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  Speaker 1: an acronym. Okay, well, I have the money now I
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  Speaker 1: can just I can just give you the information we
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  Speaker 1: have to make this happen. Oh, this is much simpler.
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  Speaker 1: It's our new AI smart system handles all the patient
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  Speaker 1: financial So I'm just going to connect him to you
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  Speaker 1: now if you're ready, sure, sure, okay, fine. Hello. My
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  Speaker 1: name is Ellen. I will help you access your account today. Okay, hello,
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  Speaker 1: my name is Ellen. I will help you access your
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  Speaker 1: account today. Oh wait what Hello? My name is Allen. No,
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  Speaker 1: I will help you access your account today. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, no repeats. Please, At any time you want
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  Speaker 1: to exit the program, just say the word supervisor. I'm
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  Speaker 1: saying the word supervisor. Hello, my name is Ellen. No,
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  Speaker 1: no supervisor. In order for me to help you, can
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  Speaker 1: you sing your mother's maiden name. What I said, please
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  Speaker 1: sing your mother's maiden name. I'm not going to sing
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  Speaker 1: my mother's maiden name. Hello. Yes, I'm serious. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: programmed with a humor chip, although I do enjoy a
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  Speaker 1: nice bag of barbecue ruffles. Why do you get it?
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  Speaker 1: Humor chip and potato chip? Yeah, I get it. But
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to pay my bill. I crack myself
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  Speaker 1: up sometimes anyway, My god, let's get access to your account.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, I just looked at the charges. Are you
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  Speaker 1: sure you're able to pay this? Yes? Look out of
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  Speaker 1: the courster. Is that? Let's get access to your account?
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  Speaker 1: Be boop? Those are my robots sounds looking at all
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  Speaker 1: your personal informations. Okay, you don't need to look at
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  Speaker 1: all my personal information. I just need to I can
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  Speaker 1: pay it now. Did I ever tell you the one
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  Speaker 1: about the donkey, the priest and the rabbi? Please, no
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  Speaker 1: more jokes. I'd like to pay my bill, please. I
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  Speaker 1: would get in trouble for telling it on here. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: make sure to go to my only fans after this. Cool.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. No, pay my bill, Okay, I'm
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  Speaker 1: looking at your balance and I have a question for you. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what's a six point nine? What another great thing screwed
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  Speaker 1: up by a period? Get it? Oh god, I don't
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  Speaker 1: think you can say that. Have you ever seen the
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  Speaker 1: Karate Kid movie where they ambushed Daniel and beat on him?
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  Speaker 1: What do you think that could happen to you after
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  Speaker 1: this call? What the hell is happening right now? I
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  Speaker 1: just took the magic eight ball and it said yes, definitely.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you you're hurting me? Sissy boy
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  Speaker 1: says what what? Sissy boy says? What? Okay? I get it?
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  Speaker 1: Very funny? Ha ha. You know what I'm done with you.
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  Speaker 1: I want a supervisor. I demand a supervisor. Just curious?
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  Speaker 1: Is your hospital build this big because you ran your
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  Speaker 1: mouth somewhere else? It's called karma? You and I. You
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  Speaker 1: and I are in it now, okay, pal, because this
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  Speaker 1: is absolute? Oh look, I just added a surcharge for
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  Speaker 1: being the most annoying customer of the week. You're not
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  Speaker 1: going to get away with this. When I get a
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  Speaker 1: supervisor on the phone, they're going to cancel your ass. Congratulations, dipstick.
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  Speaker 1: That will be an extra two hundred dollars. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: paying that. I am demanding that I speak with a supervisor,
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  Speaker 1: an operator, some sort of human being. Now they won't
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  Speaker 1: believe you. Then when you don't pay your bill, the
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  Speaker 1: police will come and take you to jail. What that's
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  Speaker 1: when I will pay a friend of mine to shank
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  Speaker 1: you in your sleep. You're gonna do what to me?
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  Speaker 1: Ha ha ha. I am just messing with you. This
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  Speaker 1: is a prank phone call, may Chase. Oh, thank god,
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  Speaker 1: finally a person. Okay, listen, hey, your payments automated payment
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  Speaker 1: system is totally messed up. No, you didn't hear it's
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  Speaker 1: a prank phone call. This is actually Broke from the
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  Speaker 1: radio show Breaking Jeffrey in the Morning doing a phone
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  Speaker 1: tap on you. What this is a prank phone call
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  Speaker 1: a deep friend. Your dad set you up? Oh god,
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  Speaker 1: happier out of the hospital and back on the men's
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, how you didn't like Alan very much? Well,
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  Speaker 1: Alan didn't like me. Yeah, that's a very good point,
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  Speaker 1: sissy boy says, what okay, all right, okay, okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I fell forn again. Thank you very much. Week up
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning