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Phone Tap PODCAST: Duncan Slow Pizza Delivery · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Call one eight hundred d y away. We'll go to
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  Speaker 1: one eight hundred d yaway dot com. A great defense
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  Speaker 1: can be the difference between a dismiss case or jail time.
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  Speaker 1: What eight hundred do you hy away? It's another jubilas
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties. You tell me I'm five? Hello, um Hi,
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  Speaker 1: this is Duncan from Pizza. Is this Kevin? Yeah? This
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  Speaker 1: is Kevin. Where are you? Well, I'm in my car
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  Speaker 1: right now, So no, I mean, like, where are you
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  Speaker 1: in your car? Like I ordered the pizza while ago?
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  Speaker 1: So oh that's pretty funny. I thought you when you
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  Speaker 1: said where are you? Like where you met? Where am
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  Speaker 1: I sitting? Yes? So are you here? Are you closed? Well?
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  Speaker 1: I'm lost? So you're lost? Yeah, don't you have my draft? Well? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so don't be mad, but I kind of lost it.
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  Speaker 1: So I've just been sort of driving around, guessing, driving around.
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  Speaker 1: You live in a house, right, yes? I do, And
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  Speaker 1: so I was like, I'll find it, even Julie. So
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  Speaker 1: I've just been kind of driving down the street and
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  Speaker 1: going to houses that look like they wanted a pizza.
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  Speaker 1: But let me tell you my address again? Okay, um, okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's actually a really good idea, because I was just
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  Speaker 1: like gonna knock on a bunch more doors. So if
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  Speaker 1: I have your address, then I can just probably put
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  Speaker 1: it in the GPS and find your house right away. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: please do that. Addresses one two Road? Okay. I have
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  Speaker 1: a friend named so that's kind of funny that you
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  Speaker 1: live on the street named after my friend. So great,
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  Speaker 1: it'll help you remember then I help. Okay, we're all
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  Speaker 1: really really hungry over here. As fast as you can, please,
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  Speaker 1: you'd be right there. Thank you. Hey, are you here? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: This is Duncan from Pizzas is Kevin. I know it's you.
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  Speaker 1: I recognize your number one you called cop Oh okay,
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  Speaker 1: so there's a problem. Can I maybe get your address
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  Speaker 1: more time? Are you serious? You still get a penny paper? Well? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so I did write it down, but my allergies have
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  Speaker 1: been really bothering me. Um, so I blew my nose
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  Speaker 1: on that paper and now I can't read it. So
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  Speaker 1: are you serious? Yeah? I'm serious? Are your curious allergies
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  Speaker 1: are really blowing me out today? Have you have do
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  Speaker 1: you have allergies? Because I'm not even going to answer that.
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  Speaker 1: I have a lot of people here really hung my
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  Speaker 1: acres one two. Oh, okay, well I promise I won't
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  Speaker 1: blow my nose on this one. Hello. Hello, um Hi Kevin.
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  Speaker 1: I think we got disconnected there, and I was just
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  Speaker 1: telling you a joke about not blowing my nose on
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  Speaker 1: your address. Again, we did not get disconnected. I hung
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  Speaker 1: up the phone because was over, So get off the phone.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna hang up again. And then you deliver my pizza. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: so you didn't like my joke. Hello, Hello, what the dunkin? Um? So?
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  Speaker 1: Do you want to mc flurry? What? I felt really
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  Speaker 1: bad and I got hungry on the way, and so
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  Speaker 1: I'm stopping at McDonald's to get a bite. And then
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  Speaker 1: I was like, wait a minute, that's rude. I should
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  Speaker 1: have told you to get a plan mctonal. Um. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because I got really hungry, So I'll get you a McClary.
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  Speaker 1: You no charge to be my treat, you know, No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want McClory. I just want I'll have a
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  Speaker 1: filet of fish. And then also sixteen French fries sixteen
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  Speaker 1: Hello excuse me? Hello? Yeah, I was just trying to order,
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  Speaker 1: So if you give me no, I'm not going to
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  Speaker 1: get to the second yeah, that was sixteen fries. Do
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  Speaker 1: you want one of my fries? Oh my god, I've
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  Speaker 1: got get over here now, okay, I will be there
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  Speaker 1: in a gift. That's the the guarantee, so I'll be
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  Speaker 1: right there. Okay, okay, now, um okay, sir, Oh you here,
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  Speaker 1: Hey Kevin, it's dunking from again? Are um? Well no,
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  Speaker 1: not exactly, because I realize that this is taking, like
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  Speaker 1: an uber a long time to get you your pizza,
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  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna have to go back and make another
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  Speaker 1: one that's hot. Will you anymore candle to order? You
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  Speaker 1: sound like you might be getting upset with me. So
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  Speaker 1: for your inconvenience, I'd like to throw in a free
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  Speaker 1: sight of garlic dip and maybe one of my plush
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  Speaker 1: to cancel a plush toy. Oh well, you know I
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  Speaker 1: drive around with plush toys in my car to keep
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  Speaker 1: me company when I'm driving, and I figured, oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: you want driver I have ever had to deal with
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  Speaker 1: I am never ever Okay because okay, well that's the thing,
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  Speaker 1: because you never actually placed an order, So there's that.
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  Speaker 1: Yes I did, and how I'm talking Actually you know
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  Speaker 1: you didn't because this is actually jewel from Brook and
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  Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on you
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  Speaker 1: and your buddy Scott set you up. What Scott ordered
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  Speaker 1: the pizza, right he told you he was doing it online. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he actually my house. Yeah, he never put in the order.
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  Speaker 1: He just asked me to prank you. So wait, hold
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  Speaker 1: on what Yeah, it's a joke. Your friend wanted to
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  Speaker 1: mess with you. Oh so, at least now you can
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  Speaker 1: actually order a pizza if you're hungry. Yeah. I would
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  Speaker 1: you like me to get you a mcflurry too, or
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  Speaker 1: a plush toy? No? No, no, I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: ever deal with