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Phone Tap PODCAST: Retirement Brownies · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. And today we call
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  Speaker 1: a guy who just visited his grandmother in a retirement home.
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  Speaker 1: He goes there every week to check in with his
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  Speaker 1: nana and even brings her presence. Godson, That's why today's
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  Speaker 1: phone call caught him so off guard because our own
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  Speaker 1: Brook Fox poses as an employee at the assisted living facility,
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  Speaker 1: and she accuses him of doing something while he was there,
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  Speaker 1: and it affected more than just his grandma. All the
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  Speaker 1: seniors have now been subjected to it, and for some
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  Speaker 1: reason they want him to come back. You'll find out
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  Speaker 1: why in your brand new phone tap right now the
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  Speaker 1: two five. Hello Marcus, please, this is Marcus speaking. My
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  Speaker 1: asses calling. This is Juliet, the managing director of the
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  Speaker 1: retirement facility him. How's it going today? I'm calling because
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  Speaker 1: according to our records, you came by yesterday afternoon to
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  Speaker 1: visit your grandmother. Yes, m I spoke with a few
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  Speaker 1: of the nurses and they said, you brought brownies. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: my grandmom, she loves them. I mean I thought it
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  Speaker 1: would be nice for the other folks there. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: is it a problem that I do something wrong? Let
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  Speaker 1: me ask you this. Oh were they store bought or
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  Speaker 1: did you make them yourself? I made them special recipe.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's a basic form. I mean, why are
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  Speaker 1: you so angry? I don't get it. I'm asking if
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  Speaker 1: you put any special ingredients in the brownies, Marcus, No,
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  Speaker 1: I just read the box. I usually was in the box.
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  Speaker 1: Did somebody get sick? Something would happened. A lot happened. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I should let you know that after eating your brownies,
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  Speaker 1: six of our seniors and three members of the staff
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  Speaker 1: started acting funny what I don't give me meaning like hyperactive? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you can stop playing stupid. I mean they were high, high,
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  Speaker 1: like on the marijuana. No, no, no, no no, no no no.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't pin any marijuana nothing. I'm really not sure
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  Speaker 1: why you're trying to act like you didn't do it,
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  Speaker 1: But I want you to know you could go to
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  Speaker 1: jail for bringing pop brownies. To an assisted living facility. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's my nan. I would never do that. You expect
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  Speaker 1: me to believe that your intention wasn't to get a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of Grandmas and Grandpa's baked like a four layer lasagna. No,
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe you're accusing me of making pop brownie.
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  Speaker 1: You listen to me. I had a seventy eight year
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  Speaker 1: old man and an eighty year old woman lying on
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  Speaker 1: the shuffleboard court giggling and making out like they were twelve.
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  Speaker 1: That's not my fault. It is your fault. Now what
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  Speaker 1: am I supposed to do? All the residents here were asking, hey,
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  Speaker 1: when's the tweaker coming back and give us our drug brownies?
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  Speaker 1: You did this? No? I told you I did not
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  Speaker 1: make brownies. I would never. I had a staff member
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  Speaker 1: spend at least thirty minutes opening and closing the fridge
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  Speaker 1: announcing to everyone within earshot that they were going to
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  Speaker 1: finally prove that the refrigerator light never actually goes out.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I mean, are you serious? Of course
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  Speaker 1: I'm serious. You know one of the nurses did mention
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  Speaker 1: that you look a little bit like a space cowboy.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, yeah, all blower and a roller I mean, look,
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  Speaker 1: you can cast the brownie. I guarantee you there was
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  Speaker 1: nothing in them, So you don't have any weed at
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  Speaker 1: your house. I mean, that's none of your business. I
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  Speaker 1: was not even talking about that. I think it is,
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  Speaker 1: especially when we had one woman who took everyone's putting
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  Speaker 1: at lunch and then said not to eat it because
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  Speaker 1: it was toxic waste. I mean, well, to be honest,
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  Speaker 1: I heard the putting. Isn't that great there? That's what
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  Speaker 1: my Naana told me. At least, that is not the point. Marcus. Listen, listen,
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  Speaker 1: you're shouting at me again, and I'm trying to tell
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  Speaker 1: you I've made the brownies out of the kindness of
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  Speaker 1: my heart, nothing else, and you're actually accusing me of
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  Speaker 1: getting a bunch of senior citizens stone. Come on, okay, So,
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  Speaker 1: do you have somebody that stays with you that's into
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  Speaker 1: practical jokes? No? I mean I have a roommate, but
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  Speaker 1: there's like no way. Okay, Well, maybe your roommate heard
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  Speaker 1: that you were taking brownies so the Senior Center and
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  Speaker 1: thought it would be hilarious to spike the batter. Listen, lady,
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  Speaker 1: my roommate doesn't even get high. That's not even a possibility.
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  Speaker 1: Oh is your room the kind of person that might
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  Speaker 1: email a radio station? What? Yeah, it's your roommate. The
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  Speaker 1: kind of person that my email a radio station for
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  Speaker 1: a prank phone call. God, I never did not just
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  Speaker 1: set me up on Frank Ball, he actually did. Are
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  Speaker 1: you kidding me? I made about the Brownies. I'm kidding you.
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  Speaker 1: But about the Preanke phone call. I'm not. It's Broke
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  Speaker 1: from the radio show brook A Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: It's a Preanke phone call. Man, I knew it was me,
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  Speaker 1: Brownie good Man. Wait, so you're saying that you have
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  Speaker 1: some enough for an entire retirement cinema wake up every
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  Speaker 1: morning with funk tabs weekday mornings on the twenties. Holy
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  Speaker 1: On Ruling ninety two point five