Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Mr. Wax On Wax Off
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- 0:00Speaker 1: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning, and today we're going
- 0:02Speaker 1: to prank call. A woman who got a one hour
- 0:05Speaker 1: long professional massage the other day and afterwards, her review
- 0:09Speaker 1: to her friend about it was it was nice, but
- 0:13Speaker 1: a little awkward because the masseuse was kind of hot.
- 0:16Speaker 2: Oh wow, that make it awkward, awkward in a good way.
- 0:20Speaker 2: I had that once and I was like, okay, man,
- 0:23Speaker 2: you have to wait to take your clothes. Yeh.
- 0:25Speaker 1: Her friend did the right thing and let us know
- 0:28Speaker 1: that information so that we could use it against her
- 0:31Speaker 1: in your phone tap right now?
- 0:33Speaker 2: Any Hello, Hi, this is a detective Clancy Merlau with
- 0:40Speaker 2: the police Department. I'm looking for a Chrissy please. This
- 0:45Speaker 2: is Are you the same Christy Harris who went to
- 0:48Speaker 2: the massage and spot two days ago?
- 0:52Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 0:52Speaker 4: I'm sorry. What is this about?
- 0:54Speaker 2: Well man, we received a report from the owner about
- 0:56Speaker 2: some potential impropriety that happened during your visit.
- 1:01Speaker 4: Well, what do you mean propriety?
- 1:03Speaker 2: It means that I'm gonna have to ask you some
- 1:05Speaker 2: questions here because this could be a very serious offense.
- 1:09Speaker 4: I'm sorry, what are you talking about like this? I
- 1:12Speaker 4: don't understand.
- 1:13Speaker 2: Well, I'm just gonna need to get a statement on
- 1:15Speaker 2: your behalf of what happened, so we have it on record.
- 1:19Speaker 4: There's nothing to tell It was just a normal massage, right, that's.
- 1:23Speaker 2: What you claim. But let me just get into this
- 1:26Speaker 2: was your massuse named Mark?
- 1:30Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:31Speaker 4: I think yeah, okay.
- 1:32Speaker 2: AKA mister wax On wax Off. What that's his nickname.
- 1:38Speaker 2: That's what he's known for. It's a technique apparently.
- 1:42Speaker 4: Oh okay, I don't know anything about that. I just
- 1:44Speaker 4: really yeah, I've never heard that name before and until
- 1:48Speaker 4: you said it.
- 1:48Speaker 2: Well, even the guys down here at the station you
- 1:50Speaker 2: know about mister wax On wax Off. So that's a
- 1:53Speaker 2: little fishy, okay.
- 1:56Speaker 4: I mean, like I said, it was my first time
- 1:57Speaker 4: going to this place.
- 2:00Speaker 2: Sam, no need to be hysterical. I'm just asking a question.
- 2:03Speaker 4: I'm not hysterical. I'm just very confused.
- 2:07Speaker 2: Like there it is again. I went, it's all relaxed
- 2:09Speaker 2: and just keep going. All right, you're not in trouble yet.
- 2:13Speaker 4: Yeah, what are you talking about? I didn't do anything.
- 2:15Speaker 3: I got a massage.
- 2:17Speaker 2: Well, we interviewed Mark about the incident that did occur.
- 2:21Speaker 3: What incident?
- 2:22Speaker 4: There was no incident.
- 2:23Speaker 2: At seventeen minutes into the massage, you apparently said, and
- 2:27Speaker 2: I quote, ooh ooh right there, that hits the spot
- 2:32Speaker 2: end quote, and then you followed it with two more
- 2:34Speaker 2: oohs I does that happen? Can you confirm?
- 2:39Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I probably said something like that, like
- 2:42Speaker 3: I have a knot in the middle of my back,
- 2:44Speaker 3: like that's fairly normal, ma'am.
- 2:46Speaker 4: Communicate.
- 2:46Speaker 2: I'm not here to pass judgment on your fantasies or
- 2:49Speaker 2: wild perversions.
- 2:51Speaker 3: What fantasies are you talking about? I was having some
- 2:54Speaker 3: back pain and I went to get a massage.
- 2:57Speaker 2: Sure, but at any point did you comment on Mark's
- 3:00Speaker 2: quote powerful muscular hands, feeling good around your shoulders end quote.
- 3:05Speaker 3: I definitely did not use those words. I did not
- 3:08Speaker 3: say powerful or muscular.
- 3:10Speaker 2: You did compliment his hands.
- 3:13Speaker 3: I think I said the pressure was good.
- 3:15Speaker 4: I think that's what I said.
- 3:16Speaker 2: But did you say it like the pressure is good
- 3:19Speaker 2: or did you say it like, ooh, the pressure is
- 3:21Speaker 2: so good. Your hands are perfect for.
- 3:24Speaker 4: This type of what is going on right now?
- 3:27Speaker 2: I just need to know the tone, man.
- 3:30Speaker 3: I obviously did not say it the way you're trying
- 3:32Speaker 3: to make it sound like I said it.
- 3:34Speaker 2: M hmm, Okay, so I'm just going to put down.
- 3:36Speaker 2: Conversation became overly sensual.
- 3:40Speaker 3: Overly what what are you talking about?
- 3:44Speaker 2: You know what? Let's just move on.
- 3:45Speaker 4: Okay, No, you can't move on.
- 3:46Speaker 3: Everything that you're trying to say is trying to make
- 3:48Speaker 3: me look bad. What are you doing?
- 3:50Speaker 2: Okay? Writing down here suspect was agitated and combative. No,
- 3:55Speaker 2: no of guilt for her inappropriate actions. Oh my god, no, sorry,
- 4:00Speaker 2: were you saying something?
- 4:01Speaker 3: None of this is true.
- 4:02Speaker 2: Huh That's exactly what a couple of NFL players have
- 4:05Speaker 2: said to us. So stupid.
- 4:08Speaker 3: You clearly have no idea what you're doing.
- 4:10Speaker 2: I actually do know what I'm doing, man, because this
- 4:11Speaker 2: is a prank phone call. My real name is Jose
- 4:14Speaker 2: from the RADISHO Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. And
- 4:15Speaker 2: this is the lowest energy I've ever had in my life.
- 4:19Speaker 2: What do you know how hard it was to just
- 4:21Speaker 2: talk to you like a normal person. I am Are
- 4:28Speaker 2: you kidding you? This is Jose from Brook and Jeffrey
- 4:30Speaker 2: in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.
- 4:33Speaker 2: Your friend Quinn set you.
- 4:34Speaker 3: Up taking notes during this massage. What's going on?
- 4:39Speaker 2: She said that you came back from your massage and
- 4:42Speaker 2: just told her your messuse was kind of cute, and
- 4:44Speaker 2: so she took that and ran with it.
- 4:47Speaker 3: Oh no, is that true.
- 4:49Speaker 2: Do you have a thing for mister wax On wax Off?
- 4:51Speaker 3: I mean that's not his name, but I know he
- 4:54Speaker 3: was really cute.
- 4:55Speaker 2: Oh, the truth comes out.
- 4:57Speaker 3: Lock her up, wake up every morning with phone taps.
- 5:02Speaker 2: Weekday mornings are the twenties. Brooke and Jeffrey in the
- 5:06Speaker 2: morning