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- 0:01Today on the podcast, well, the episode is going to be very
- 0:04brief because I'm going to be looking at this issue of 0
- 0:07Capital Startup ideas. Again, I'm going to be looking
- 0:10at this whole idea of can you really start a business without
- 0:13putting any money down? And the reason why was because I
- 0:18made a podcast episode not too long ago, maybe 3 or 4 episodes
- 0:23back. And one of the core ideas in
- 0:26that podcast episode was that if you know to who, if you don't
- 0:32really have money, you can start your business by either entering
- 0:35into joint venture partnerships or what else. pre-orders, you
- 0:41can use pre-orders to get into business.
- 0:43And the pre-order essentially is when you collect money for the
- 0:47product. Well, usually products where you
- 0:49collect money for the products, you don't have the product in
- 0:52inventory, but you collect enough of a down payment or a
- 0:55deposit that you use to fulfill the order.
- 0:57So in other words, what you do is you collect money for the
- 1:01product. Now the deposit, you use it to
- 1:04buy the product and then deliver it to the customer and then you
- 1:08know, the balance is your profits.
- 1:09You know that kind of thing. Or sometimes, you know, people
- 1:12collect money in full. So that was the idea behind the
- 1:15podcast, that if you don't have a lot of money, then that is how
- 1:19you can finance your business. Oh, by the way, I'm making
- 1:22today's podcast recording out and about.
- 1:24It's a very early morning in Abuja and so I'm at the
- 1:28neighborhood mall. I just came to buy a car.
- 1:30And so people opening up their shops, you know, that that sort
- 1:33of thing. So where was I?
- 1:38So if this is the sort of thing that you like, you know,
- 1:39ruminations on business, thinking about how to move your
- 1:42business forward, then you are in the right place.
- 1:45My name is Tavishma Ayede, I'm the host of the podcast.
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- 2:06Again, there'll be some noise in the background because like I
- 2:09said, I'm at the neighborhood shop.
- 2:10You know how to buy a Cara, everybody's opening up their
- 2:12shops. So where was I?
- 2:17So the reason why I'm making today's podcast episode there is
- 2:19just looking at this whole idea again.
- 2:22Is it possible to start a business when you don't have
- 2:25money? You don't have shishi, you have
- 2:260 money. Yes.
- 2:30So the reason why I'm revisiting this is this.
- 2:31I got a comment on the podcast episode from Josh Mark, and Josh
- 2:35Mark said that this sounds like one of those zero capital
- 2:38startup ideas, you know, kind of podcasts.
- 2:41And OK, well, First off, the Spotify has taken away the
- 2:46commenting feature. That's from our own end.
- 2:49That's the people who produce the podcast.
- 2:51So for those of you who are still trying to leave comments
- 2:53on Spotify, I really can't see the comments.
- 2:56The most I see is the first two or three lines and I can't see
- 3:00the rest. So I don't have a context to
- 3:01what it is that you're trying to say.
- 3:03So for Josh, Mark, I'm really sorry, but I could only see the
- 3:06first two or three lines where you said this sounds like a zero
- 3:09capital start up idea. I couldn't see the rest of the
- 3:12of the context of the podcast. So I leave my phone number at
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- 3:23So if there's a question, I can address it.
- 3:26If there's something that needs clarification, I can get to it.
- 3:29If there's something that you disagree with, then we can have
- 3:31a fruitful conversation because you know, the way Spotify is
- 3:35actually, they know. They know rate US again, you
- 3:36know, we African podcasters. So the commenting feature was
- 3:39turned off. You guys are leaving comments
- 3:42and I really, really love it. And I thank you guys for leaving
- 3:45the comments. But honestly, honest, honestly,
- 3:48I can't see the comments. I can only see one or two lines.
- 3:52Seriously. So OK, maybe what you can do,
- 3:55Josh Mark and any other person who's trying to leave comments
- 3:57is you know what, just write the comment on Spotify, you know, do
- 4:00copy and paste. So just copy.
- 4:02Then go to WhatsApp, send me WhatsApp message.
- 4:07I just left this comment for you on your podcast, but just paste
- 4:10it there. Then we can begin the yarn and
- 4:13you know, then we'll have a fruitful conversation.
- 4:15So now Josh Mark said that podcast episode that I recorded,
- 4:18it sounded like one of those Euro capital startup ideas.
- 4:21Well, The thing is, I'm not sure what the guy they say, I mean
- 4:23like humorous kind of way or the guy is saying that, you know,
- 4:27I'm crossing over to the dark side.
- 4:28So that's why I'm making today's podcast episode.
- 4:31You know, in that podcast episode, I said one thing and I
- 4:34tried to say it strongly, although I think I said at the
- 4:37end of the episode, and I want to repeat it again, please,
- 4:41please, please and please all the zero startup capital idea,
- 4:45whatever, whatever, whatever is absolute beers.
- 4:48There is no business that if you want to start that you know how
- 4:54to drop at least one cobble or at least have to do one thing.
- 4:59You know, capital and starting a business can never be money or
- 5:05sweat. You know, people say sweat
- 5:06equity as per I didn't drop cobble, but at least I also
- 5:09smoke. So there's no amount of
- 5:11business, there's no kind of business that you would do
- 5:16anyway. In fact, let me double down.
- 5:18There's no business that you do that you won't drop at least one
- 5:21cobble or you won't hustle small.
- 5:24So I think that all these ideas are dangerous and they settle
- 5:26false expectations in people. And that's why people, you know,
- 5:30you meet somebody, generally they try one idea February, they
- 5:33try another idea March, you know, then before the end of the
- 5:36year they go back into paid employment and they say
- 5:38entrepreneurship sucks. Entrepreneurship doesn't work.
- 5:41We are setting up wrong expectations in people that they
- 5:44are. It's possible for them to start
- 5:45a business and you drop 1 cobble, but then you'll be
- 5:48successful. How or do you start a business
- 5:51and then you won't break a sweat once, but then you succeed.
- 5:54How so? I'm not in favor of all those
- 5:56sorts of things. I just want to make it very,
- 5:58very clear just in case anybody saw Judge Marks comment and
- 6:02assume that me, you know, I don't begin to peddle these kind
- 6:05of ideas that you know, here's the top five ideas for passive
- 6:09income that you don't have to drop 1 naira to start.
- 6:13So excuse me. So that that is not possible at
- 6:16all. So no matter the business that
- 6:19you do, you will have to spend at least one couple.
- 6:22And if you have dropped one couple, it is something.
- 6:25So there's no such thing as 0 naira ways to start the
- 6:28business. You actually did drop something
- 6:30bought you dropped or small. And so I let me move from first.
- 6:35I'm blocking somebody shop 1 moment.
- 6:39OK, sorry about that. I'm back.
- 6:41Because, you know, I was making the recording in the car and I
- 6:43was blocking somebody's shop. So I said limit shift because
- 6:46you know how these people can be.
- 6:47Now it's all there if you know, they buy a big move front.
- 6:51So, so even if it's One Cup or you have to drop now excuse me,
- 6:57coincidentally, I had spoken about the same thing on the
- 7:00radio show because some people had called in and were
- 7:02discussing these sorts of things.
- 7:04That's on my radio show, that's the business booster show on Rio
- 7:07Maria 91.3 FM, Abuja. So we're discussing these kind
- 7:11of things, we're discussing pre-orders.
- 7:13Then one lady sent a message to give testimony that this
- 7:17pre-order thing is true and that it works because when I was on
- 7:21the radio show, I was trying to address how some people say
- 7:23pre-order is 419. Now, how can you collect money
- 7:26from somebody Meanwhile you don't have inventory in shop.
- 7:30To be perfectly honest, I understand because the first
- 7:32time I heard of pre-orders, me too, I said I just seen that
- 7:34scam. That's what me I thought, but it
- 7:36took a while and I realized that, look, so long as you're
- 7:38doing certain things ethically, it's OK.
- 7:41And so she sent in her own testimony that look, this thing
- 7:44works. This thing is true.
- 7:45And she said that's how she has been financing her business.
- 7:48What she does is she takes posts, she takes links, she
- 7:52takes pictures from other people who have inventory and then she
- 7:56puts it up on her own social media, puts it up on her own
- 7:59Instagram, her own WhatsApp, whatever.
- 8:01And then people writing to say how far, how much she now
- 8:06negotiates and then collects the money.
- 8:08Then she now goes to the other people where she took the
- 8:10original links from. And then she pays them and
- 8:13collects the product and then ships it off to the other
- 8:15people. And that's how she's been
- 8:16running her business. So that is sort of like the
- 8:19pre-order thing going on. So that's what that Lady was
- 8:22doing on excuse me doing on WhatsApp and on Instagram.
- 8:28Then there also is another guy based in Abuja, His name is the
- 8:33business name is Saki Motor that is the king of cars and he's a
- 8:36car dealer and on his Instagram page, just check you know Saki
- 8:40Motor that is SARKIN their motor MOTA.
- 8:45So you know, that's just another way of saying motor or car.
- 8:52So if you go to Saki Motors Instagram handle, look for the
- 8:55episode where he said today, the Instagram post where he said
- 8:58today I'm taking off my glasses. That's because the guy was
- 9:01wearing sunglasses. You know, like, how about you?
- 9:03I used to wear glass all the time.
- 9:04So it's that that same kind of thing.
- 9:06So he said today I'm taking off my glasses.
- 9:07And then when he took off his glasses, he actually went into a
- 9:10personal reveal about how he started the business.
- 9:12And he spoke about how in the beginning when he was starting
- 9:15the car game, you know, motoring no gets as in single car, he
- 9:18didn't have no inventory. So what he was doing was he was
- 9:21joining lots of car groups and then he was collecting details
- 9:24of cars and then sharing those cars as if it was his own.
- 9:28Eventually somebody would say, oh boy, Alfana, I like these
- 9:30men, how much they will negotiate.
- 9:32He will now go back to the original Benz person and then,
- 9:36you know, sort everything and then collect something in the
- 9:38middle. So in a way that is also this
- 9:42pre-order thing. You're trying to get into
- 9:44business. You know, you want to sell cars,
- 9:46single car, single motor, you know, get boy, you are connected
- 9:50to people who have plenty of cars.
- 9:52You set up your storefront, whether your shop or whatever,
- 9:56or your Instagram handle or your website in such a way that you
- 9:59can collect orders and then you're fulfilling it on the back
- 10:03end or you're connecting people and then taking a cut.
- 10:06So this is sort of like the idea behind, you know, pre-orders and
- 10:11starting a business when you know who anything she she, you
- 10:14know, get, but you think you can access the market.
- 10:18So these are the kinds of ideas that we're exploring.
- 10:21Then Josh Mark said this sounds like a zero capital startup
- 10:24idea. I'm just going to assume that,
- 10:26you know, the guy was being humorous because that's one
- 10:31thing I appreciate about those of you who listen to the
- 10:32podcast, you know, you guys writing and you guys have a nice
- 10:35sense of humor and you know, with Josie and you know, it's
- 10:37all good. But for those of you who saw
- 10:39that comment, you know I don't want you guys to be misled
- 10:41because like I said, even if you spend 1 cobble, it was not a
- 10:47zero capital idea. Now unless you wear for a little
- 10:51bit, I've given you 2 examples now the psychic mortar.
- 10:55And then there's the other lady who's doing her thing on
- 10:58WhatsApp and then on Instagram. Now the first lady, what's up on
- 11:03Instagram who bought credit for her and data, is she not the
- 11:11one? At least she will buy credit 1/5
- 11:15for her phone. At least she will buy MTN data.
- 11:20You know, maybe the 2K at least 2K will give you like how many
- 11:24gig it will give you a monthly something, you know.
- 11:27So in her own case, that one 5 + 2 five, that's 4K.
- 11:32So in her own case 4K, she had to drop 4K.
- 11:37Now can you see why I say there's no such thing as zero
- 11:39capital startup idea? Because once we can trace
- 11:42somebody, drop money, no matter how small, we're not at 0.
- 11:47So now 4K is not a whole lot. And that's one of the reasons
- 11:52why, you know, I say some of the things that I saw on the podcast
- 11:54and on the on the radio show that look, really we don't have
- 11:58to be millionaires to start some things.
- 12:00Sometimes we can start with a small, small change.
- 12:03There's somebody who called in the tiger nut business lady.
- 12:05She started with 3000 tiger nuts to make the juice that was her
- 12:11startup capital of 3000. Then at the time she called in
- 12:15the radio show revenue that she was making monthly now 100K what
- 12:18she started with 3000. Therefore like the guy who does
- 12:22plantain chips in Abuja, he and his wife, they started 2017
- 12:26nineteen K that's her husband and wife were able to raise 19
- 12:29K. They started planting chips
- 12:31then. Now monthly revenues over
- 12:331,000,000. So there is no such thing as
- 12:40zero capital start up idea, but I just like to let people know
- 12:43that you know anyhow, anyhow, sure we can rough it.
- 12:46We go over like we can enter small, we can shook head
- 12:49somehow, somehow, somehow. So for this lady now he wants a
- 12:54lady credit plus data at least 4K you start that is not zero
- 12:59capital. And then of course, plenty of
- 13:02sweat involved because you could recall people once in a while
- 13:06she'll have to go to a place, maybe physically I want to pick
- 13:08up the goods herself, you know, to cut down on cost of delivery
- 13:13or something. You know, I don't know, excuse
- 13:15me. But you can see that in this
- 13:17case, even though she's doing pre-order, it is not a zero
- 13:21capital idea because you have to buy credit and you have to buy
- 13:25data before she hooks up the whole thing.
- 13:27And then once in a while she will have to physically go to a
- 13:30location and collect the delivery herself.
- 13:33So there's no zero capital and then when it comes to sweat
- 13:36equity, she has broken a sweat, she has done something.
- 13:40Then back to circuit motor, same thing.
- 13:46In the beginning, he would have had to buy credit because you'll
- 13:50be calling the car dealers. So boy, how far you get
- 13:53Mercedes, which year, year 2025 model, next class?
- 13:58I want no Nigerian wagon on that phone call.
- 14:01It takes money, so he would have bought credit.
- 14:05Then he would also bought data to updating Instagram and
- 14:09everything like that. Then once in a while he will
- 14:12also be driving to people's excuse me, people's car
- 14:15location, because sometimes somebody will send you a photo
- 14:19and you'll like hi, this photo, not too not too tap, not too
- 14:22sweet as you can use to sell, because that's also something
- 14:24psyche motor does very well. The videos that he does of his
- 14:28cars very, very correct and his own mobile phone footage.
- 14:32So that's why I tell you people that you are thinking big, big
- 14:34camera this, that, that that like my friend, just start these
- 14:39modern tools, these modern phones, wonderful.
- 14:42And then the apps that we have on our phones wonderful, just
- 14:45start. So his videos are really, really
- 14:51good. So I'm sure in the early days
- 14:53people would have sent him photos or videos and hope like,
- 14:55no, I don't like this. You have to drive down there to
- 14:58the location and then make the video your own self.
- 15:02Now when you're doing all these I'm sorry excuse me, I have a
- 15:05cold, it's been a long weekend. The in laws are around and you
- 15:09know what celebrating. So I know how these things can
- 15:11be. You know you celebrate and you
- 15:14know sometimes your immunity breakdown.
- 15:17Excuse me. So where was I?
- 15:22So in this case, now you can see that there's no matter of 0
- 15:24capital because you buy money for coal.
- 15:28So 1 moment, OK, sorry about that.
- 15:32I'm back. I doesn't want to keep doing
- 15:34film, film inside your ear, you know, there's no professional.
- 15:37And then my other colleagues mother podcast as if they hear
- 15:39this podcast and they hear me doing fuel, fuel, fuel, fuel,
- 15:42fuel. They report me.
- 15:43In the association meeting you will say one of us is recording
- 15:46podcasts and the guy is not using best practice.
- 15:48The guy is using sloppy audio. So where was I I heard so psyche
- 15:55motor, you buy credit, you buy data, you will get TFAIR.
- 16:01So you can see that there's no trusting as a zero capital
- 16:04startup idea. None.
- 16:06You'll at least spend one couple.
- 16:08And if I can find one couple immediately start with 0.
- 16:12But however, just know, do not be paralyzed.
- 16:15Do not think I need to become a millionaire before I start.
- 16:19For those of us who are in the SME space, there's a way that
- 16:23you can shall raise a few coins and just shook head and then
- 16:27begin and then gain traction. And right now Cycle Motor is a
- 16:32respected auto dealer in Abuja. The fact the way he's going,
- 16:38maybe in another 10 years he might be respected auto dealer
- 16:41in northern Nigeria or in Nigeria as a whole, you know,
- 16:46but he had to start from somewhere.
- 16:47In the beginning, he didn't have car.
- 16:49Right now go to his parking lot. Even Tesla they have there even
- 16:55Teslas, the what do you call it? That one that looks like a tank
- 17:00now, not Tesla that looks like a tank.
- 17:02Go there. They have it.
- 17:04The one the Tesla that is shaped like a like a Porsche.
- 17:08I'd be like a Ferrari go there they have it.
- 17:12BMW is there, Mercedes-Benz is there, Honda is there, Hyundai
- 17:17is there, diesel car is there, fuel car is there, electric
- 17:22vehicle is there. But the guy started somewhere.
- 17:28So when I make this kind of episode, I'm just trying to
- 17:30inspire some people. You don't need to hold millions
- 17:32before you begin. But I will never join the
- 17:35bandwagon of those people who say zero capital startup idea.
- 17:37It's a false expectation. And I said it in that episode.
- 17:40I'm saying here again, anybody you see who's telling you 0
- 17:44capital startup idea, passive business something something
- 17:49money while you sleep, don't listen to that person.
- 17:54Don't Or if you listen to that person, just put some context
- 17:58behind it that you know what, there's no such thing as passive
- 18:01business. There's no such thing as your
- 18:02step 0 startup capital, but the person just using these flashy
- 18:06headlines for all of us who watch.
- 18:08So just have that back of your mind, you know, then watch.
- 18:11But the spirit of it is commendable that you don't have
- 18:15to hold millions before you begin.
- 18:16You don't have to be a done with it before you start your
- 18:19business. And so that's it.
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