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Phone Tap: Gwyneth Paltrow's 15 Second Binge Diet · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: You've seen it all over the news lately, ozempic we
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  Speaker 1: go vi these strange weight loss trends that all the
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  Speaker 1: Hollywood A listers are jumping onto.
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  Speaker 2: Seriously, if a wind blows in Hollywood right now, three
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  Speaker 2: of them are gone with the wind.
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  Speaker 1: They're everywhere. And now there's a brand new one hitting
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  Speaker 1: the mainstream, courtesy of none other than health guru celebrity
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  Speaker 1: nut job Gwyneth Paltrow. Oh no, well, it's not really
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  Speaker 1: from her, because we're making the whole thing up.
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  Speaker 3: But that louder from lawyers.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna say it's from her, even though it's not really,
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  Speaker 1: and it's gonna come up during a customer service call
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  Speaker 1: of all things. Hopefully it doesn't get in the way
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  Speaker 1: of business. In your phone tap right now, it's another
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  Speaker 1: week Mornings on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, this is Rose Wilder from Cruise Lines. I'm
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  Speaker 3: looking for Nicole.
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  Speaker 2: Ah. Yes, he Nicole.
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  Speaker 3: I'm calling in regards to your email you sent us.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 2: It says you were having trouble with our website because
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  Speaker 2: you needed to make a couple of changes to your itinerary.
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  Speaker 2: That's great, well, I would be more than happy to
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  Speaker 2: help tell me what you're changing.
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  Speaker 3: And I already have your reservation up on my computer screen.
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  Speaker 4: That's awesome, thank you. Yeah, I was just actually trying
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  Speaker 4: to transfer to a bigger cabin and I was just well.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry to interrupt, I just need to take a quick break.
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  Speaker 4: Hold on, Oh god, I'm hello.
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  Speaker 3: Okay on? Oh oh excuse me?
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  Speaker 2: Lightheaded?
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, what's going on?
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  Speaker 2: Sorry about that? This is probably more than you need
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  Speaker 2: to know. But I'm on the Gwyneth Paltrow's fifteen second
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  Speaker 2: Mystery Intermittent Fasting Binge.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, it's on our app.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a big fan.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So every time my phone dings, I only have
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  Speaker 2: fifteen seconds to eat as mush food as I can. Oh, okay,
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  Speaker 2: oh rat you know I was only able to eat
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  Speaker 2: a handful of popcorn and two eminem's just then.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, could we get back to my cruise upgrade? Is
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  Speaker 4: that possible?
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely? And again, I am so sorry. This is just
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  Speaker 2: really out of my control. That dink can happen at anytime.
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  Speaker 2: So the last one went off yesterday at four fifteen am.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, luckily I was.
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  Speaker 2: Holding a bag of cheese. It's as I slept, so
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  Speaker 2: I got a few crackers in there.
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  Speaker 4: That seems terrible.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, it's all Gwyneth Paltrow approved. You just never know.
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  Speaker 2: When the next thing hits, you know, it could be
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  Speaker 2: an hour or tomorrow at seven am while I'm in
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  Speaker 2: the shower.
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  Speaker 3: That's the part of it.
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  Speaker 4: So where were we that Okay, we were changing my
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  Speaker 4: reservation to a bigger cabin.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's right.
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  Speaker 4: Hold on, well, ma'am, I really need to get this done.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Listen, I only have a break myself from work for
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  Speaker 4: about thirty minutes, and this is really taking a little
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  Speaker 4: bit longer than I thought.
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  Speaker 1: I hear you chewing.
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  Speaker 4: Could you just maybe can I talk to your supervisor
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  Speaker 4: like a manager or something, because oh, you don't want.
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  Speaker 3: Me to transfer you.
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  Speaker 2: Now, something just became available on your ship. It's a
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  Speaker 2: balcony upgrade, just for ninety nine dollars.
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  Speaker 4: What what are you, ma'am?
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  Speaker 2: It's never happened before, so many things in the road.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I mean Dennis Pastro is not a doctor, so
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  Speaker 4: I don't know how ely this is. Are you hello?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god?
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  Speaker 3: Hold on, I just need a drink of water and
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  Speaker 3: then I can.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, dang it.
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  Speaker 3: The cabin upgrade is gone. We missed our es. I
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  Speaker 3: am so sorry. Are you what else must have grabbed?
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  Speaker 4: Are you freaking kidding me? I'm not. If your dings
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  Speaker 4: hadn't happened, I would have gotten my upgrade.
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  Speaker 3: You know, there's just no way I can plan it.
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  Speaker 4: For me to someone who can help me. Because you're okay,
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  Speaker 4: I'm just gonna have to hang.
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  Speaker 3: Up and I tell you that this is all a
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  Speaker 3: prank phone call your husband.
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  Speaker 4: I can't understand what you're saying. Your mouth is full.
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  Speaker 4: Could you please just like transfer me to someone who's
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  Speaker 4: not eating and he can like do this for me because.
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  Speaker 2: There's a phone tap. This is all a joke. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not from the cruise line. I'm from the radio station.
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  Speaker 2: This is actually broke from the radio show Brook and
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning. What your husband, Casey set you up?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if you heard me over the chewy.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I know I didn't hear you. By
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  Speaker 4: the way, great guy, I'm going to get him.
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  Speaker 2: I would not recommend following a Gwyneth Paltrow diet.
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  Speaker 4: That sounded really crazy. I was concerned about your.
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  Speaker 3: Wealthy but I did it. My morning snack in during
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  Speaker 3: our phone tap, so that was fun.
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  Speaker 4: Good. I'm glad you need to eat. Girls wake up.
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  Speaker 3: Every morning with phone taps weekday mornings. On the twenties,
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  Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning