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Phone Tap: Fresh Outta Prison · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's almost time for your prank phone call. It's Brooke
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. And if you're not driving
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: right now, close your eyes. And I want you to
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  Speaker 1: think of someone in your life who just has a natural, sexy,
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: sultry voice.
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  Speaker 2: Dang.
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  Speaker 3: And now I want you to think of Brooke. Her
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  Speaker 3: mission today was to call a guy's roommate and tell
• 0:20
  Speaker 3: him that they matched online at some point and attempt
• 0:24
  Speaker 3: to flirt with him in the most awkward way possible.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's pretty good. Take notes.
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  Speaker 3: Honestly, I don't know who's worse at sexy talk, Brooke
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  Speaker 3: or this poor guy. You be the judge in your
• 0:38
  Speaker 3: phone tap right now.
• 0:39
  Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
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  Speaker 2: Hello?
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  Speaker 4: Hi, is this Darnell?
• 0:48
  Speaker 2: Yes, it is. How you doing?
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  Speaker 4: Already asking, huh? I like that, Darnell. Don't you want
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  Speaker 4: to know who it is?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, who is it?
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  Speaker 4: It's Julia, and I'm ready to be rizzed.
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  Speaker 2: Julia, where I know you from, Julia.
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  Speaker 4: Wouldn't you like to know?
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  Speaker 3: Rizz away.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so what are we doing?
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  Speaker 5: God. You are so funny. What are we not doing
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  Speaker 5: is the better question.
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  Speaker 2: How did you get my number?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my God. You and I matched on Hinge like
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  Speaker 4: three years ago.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. I remember. Okay. Okay. How you been? You remember? Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: That is so sweet. I wasn't sure, you know.
• 1:40
  Speaker 2: Neither was I, Chelsea. Until you said that. Okay, I
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  Speaker 2: remember now. So what have you been up to?
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  Speaker 4: It's a funny story. I ended up going to prison.
• 1:51
  Speaker 4: Isn't that hilarious?
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  Speaker 2: Did you say prison?
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  Speaker 4: Now I'm out.
• 2:01
  Speaker 5: Waiting to be rizzed, okay, by my dark knight who's
• 2:04
  Speaker 5: been waiting for me.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wow. Um, okay. I'm a little flattered, but confused. Prison,
• 2:11
  Speaker 2: you said?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 4: Did I not ask? Are you still single? You better
• 2:15
  Speaker 4: be single.
• 2:17
  Speaker 2: Yes, I'm still single. Still looking for a girlfriend.
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  Speaker 4: Oh. So you remember me, huh? What do you remember?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you was a bad girl.
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  Speaker 4: Are you saying that because I went to prison?
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  Speaker 1: No, but.
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  Speaker 2: You okay now?
• 2:37
  Speaker 4: Don't change the subject or no.
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  Speaker 2: I am. I am. I don't want to end up
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  Speaker 2: where you were.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to put some handcuffs on you later.
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  Speaker 2: See what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, goodness.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you's a bad girl.
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  Speaker 4: Does that make you a bad boy?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I always been a bad boy. I just never
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  Speaker 2: got caught.
• 2:58
  Speaker 4: Oh, you're about to be caught.
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: So when do you want me to wrap you up
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  Speaker 2: with these big arms of mine and bench press you?
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  Speaker 4: Bench press you?
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  Speaker 5: I feel like I'm on the prison yard all over again.
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  Speaker 4: I met one woman who tried that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you tried it with a woman. You got to
• 3:16
  Speaker 2: try it with a man. And I'm the man for you, baby.
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  Speaker 4: You don't even care why I was in prison.
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  Speaker 2: No, but you could tell me.
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  Speaker 4: I'll save that for our first date.
• 3:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 3:31
  Speaker 4: So I'm going to share a secret with you about prison.
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  Speaker 5: I wrote down on my cell wall some of the
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  Speaker 5: things that you said to me over the app.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you did, huh? So what was it that I
• 3:43
  Speaker 2: say to make you write it on the wall?
• 3:47
  Speaker 4: You pretty thick for a white girl. You remember that?
• 3:52
  Speaker 2: I remember that. Wow. Yeah, cut the shit. Tell me
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  Speaker 2: what you're wearing. What you got on?
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  Speaker 4: I'm wearing headphones. And I'm wearing T-shirts.
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  Speaker 5: With a khaki mom jacket and socks with sandals.
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  Speaker 2: That don't sound sexy at all. I mean, it sounds
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  Speaker 2: like you're fully dressed.
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  Speaker 4: Because it's not. I've never met you on the apps.
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  Speaker 5: This is actually Brooke from the radio show Brooke and
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  Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 4: And your buddy Sean set you up for a prank
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  Speaker 4: phone call.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, God. Oh, shoot.
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  Speaker 4: Didn't really remember anyone named Julia Darnell.
• 4:38
  Speaker 2: It was worth the go. It was worth the go.
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  Speaker 4: I'm dead. I'm dead. How did you not care that
• 4:44
  Speaker 4: I went to prison?
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  Speaker 2: You did your time. You rehabilitated me. You're a better person.
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  Speaker 4: A forgiving man is a hot man.
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  Speaker 3: Don't start with me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to ask you what you're wearing again and
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  Speaker 2: how we going to get to that.
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  Speaker 4: I'm still wearing socks with sandals.
• 5:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, s * * *. All I got is socks
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  Speaker 2: on right now. Broken Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.